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SUNDAY, JUNE 1, 1930
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
University Daily Kansar
Oftelhi: Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, Kansas
EDITOR-IN-CHEIF...CLINTON FEENEY
Associate Editors.
MANAGING EDITOR  LESTER SUILHER
College Editor  John Bassett
Gallery Editor  Yvette Hollis
Night Story  Neil Walker
Mirror  Moose Straughart
Sporting Illustrator  Mary Monroe
Journalist  Elinor Editor
Sunny Mountain Editor  Marian Wiers
Alumni Editor  Jan Shanker
University Editor  Steven Kessler
ADV. MANAGER  DARIARIA GLANVILLEN
Advert. Dir, Mgr, Mpr.
Assist. Dir, Mgr, Mpr.  Maurine Clevenger
Assistant Adv. Mgr, Mpr.  Lola Mus Patterson
District Agent  Lola Mus Patterson
District Agent  Norbert Carettet
District Agent  Nora Carettet
KANSAN BOARD MEMBER
Lester McGraw
Mary Wooly
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Maurine McRae
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SATURDAY, JUNE 1, 1930
We started a war with the Aggit and lost several good heads of hair. Our chefs leader directed the campaign to replace the council fixed things up like a congres
Steve Hinshaw boosted Dove stock hoda day, HPI Beta Kappa held annual rush week. The Jayhawk came out on time and stands as a superior piece of work—a credit to the annuals that have gone before.
New Snow hall was completed. The library is still a good place to get a date. The Sour Owl was not censured by the faculty this year.
But now the year is over; these things are memories. We shall think of them and the remembrance will grow more fond as the years come and go. In a few years after we are alumni we shall be the same as all other alumni, desirous to see the school proper, and the Jayhawk fly higher; we shall sing the Crimson and the Blue, and I'm a Jayhawker with all the guts of lost youth.
COTTONWOOD
The first authentic case of "athlete's foot," according to the best historians, was the vulnerable spot in Achilles heel.
The air is gauged these days with little floating wings the cottonwood trees are sending adrift over the world. Everywhere you look they float before your gaze. Sometimes there are so many of them that they look like flakes of snow—and from that fact there is originated im theory.
Prosaic people think these little white puffs are of no use except for the spreading of seeds for new cotton-wood trees. But people must not have seen them packed densely in the air, like snowflakes, or they too would have formulated our theory.
Long age, without doubt, there were no cotton teddies. At the same time, equally without doubt, there were people who were perverse enough to desire winter when the summer had arrived. For convenience we will say that this was in the days of magic, when witches used to do marvellous favors for their protges. But when one of these proteges asked for a new season, winter-in-summer, the witches would change. But they could not change the seasons, and so to grant this wish they had to resort to an optical illusion. They conjured up tall trees that shed flakes like snow, and the perverse people were then satisfied because they thought they were seeing snow.
That is the reason, boys and girls, for cottonwood trees and for the cottony wipes that are always blowing into your eyes and noses these days. And that is why you sneeze.
Our pet pete is to know absolutely we hid that dime under the mattress, only to discover it months later stuck in the toe of one of our worn-out shoes.
THEN-AND NOW
Two racing cars, little silvers shooting around a track at a hundred miles an hour, run together and overturn. Four other little silvers, one after the other, pile up with a series of crashes that echo fainly back to the ears of
170,000 onlookers, all eyes, and ear alert for the horror of it. Twelve human bodies disentangle themselves; miraculously, only a broken wrist and a severely lacerated head make up the casualty list.
Another little silver bounds up, it the retaining wall and over, falls 25 feet upside down, pinning one man underneath, throwing another helplessly far from the wreck. The first is dead an hour afterward; the other has sustained "a broken jaw and other injuries" in its condition is said to be improving."
Two big moments, for the 170,000 in the Indianaapolis "motor elacade" this year. There were others, but they hadn't that final punch; no one was
The Romans were uncivilized, we used to be told. They let people be killed in games for the amusement of the populace. They arranged for the death purportedly. At the "motor class" they didn't, but they got the thrill
The height of irony is the proff who says he does not believe in examinations and then makes his stiffest of them all.
LETS HAVE SOME ACTION
Is there anybody that hasn't got a job for the summer yet? No? Well, if you have any friends in that fix, here's a suggestion.
A railroad link from Las Animas, Colo. to Amarillo, Texas, is going to be built. All the contracting outfits will be on the job next week. Between 700 and 1,000 men will be employed. In a short period of time it will start within thirty days. Well?
Who wants to work on the railroad?
What did we come to college for any way?
If that's what you're thinking,
what else would you wonder
just why, you did come.
Sometimes we feel it's a kind of rotten life to be a Kanann. We go to Missouri and find we're a bunch of grey-faced shellhacks. We go to the East and we're a gang of half-civilized primitives keeping an eye out for wild horses in the back yard and living on prarie dogs. We go south and we're desercented of a bloody-minded bunch of homosexuals, with the timorous souls that never had the nerve to cross the Rockies into the 'end of milk and honey.'
But once in a while we hear things that make us feel funny, in our Kansas way. There's this matter of the railroad. Down in the southwest corner of the state they've been fighting for that for a long time. Now they're getting it, and we know why. It's because western Kansas and eastern Colorado and all this section lying just across the line between prairie and mining that they need a railroad.
Things are still moving west. This shortline connection is one of the proofs. It is turning the West toward the Gulf of Mexico. It is putting the West on more of a footing with the East. It is giving us a way to make use of some millions of acres of land that not so long ago was half sand and all dead, as far as we were concerned. James Hill built with a muscular mind. Our railroads are building them faster and faster, but he had to drive. Now the company has to be driven. But nevertheless:
A railroad is being built, and for the same reason that James Hilt built railroads—to make way for empire; an empire that is going to make history some day—and we might as well get n on some of it.
Now don't everybody start at once.
Springtime must be a busy time for candy salesmen in a college town.
"A" Grade Diploma Framing
DIPLOMAS
Framed
Packed
Shipped
Diploma Mailing Tubes
The students are but ghosts of their former selves—they slink from room to room wearing the harrashed expres- sion of a tugger from justice and the cause is not final. It is miniature golf.
'FALSE PROPHETS SHALL ARISE'
Here is an insidious disease that threatens to strike the very heart of the nation and rock the foundations of the government. Overnight it has taken the youth of America and stormed the citadel of the future helmmen of this country. It is to be wondered what thing is this that has such power over the lives of the adolescent group of the nation.
The game, as it is fractionally called,
is a corruption of the honorable game
of "golf" from which all the pleasure
has been distilled and more sorrows,
synthetic sorrows and agues added.
It is as pleasant as cutting one's threat,
or more graceful than facinations. Here
lies the scent of the power—that of
fascination.
The hypnotic influence of "miniature" makes putting manners out of state sane philosophy majors, par-breaking lunatics out of sedate lawyers—its joy are shallow and its chalice of bile bottomless. The youth of the nation is throwing itself before the vault, so it doesn't seem easily not reach the heaven of delight that every true golfer expects after death. Yea, they shall all encountersly play on courses that boast no more than sand greens.
It never fails. The best talks arrive in town just when all good students should be at their studies.
The Campus Mews
--day by day,
I wend my way,
To Knowledge.
Year by year
I show with fear
I learn that I learned
Let Them Dream
Brilliant birds飞 through the trees, softened bees fly in one's hair, inturging wings in one's heart, breathing Northwest air, "Northwest mary moon and stallt night. On every side in hidden nooks, With thoughts of love they now de-
Purgereal of their labrous books. But let them dream, O kindly soul. They'll be awakened all to soon. And youthful dreams come tumblek
As life's demands o'erthrow their thrones
Now that the time is near For "finish" to appear
For "finals" to appear I think tomorrow I'll begin
I think tomorrow I'll learn
To study. What a sirt!
To have to sit inside
When open space and wide, Is calling us to ramble.
To golf and swim and scramble.
But honestly, tomorrow
I'll study or there'll be sorrow For "finals" will appear.
It seems tomorrow never came,
But males are here just the same. We hope this optimistic assurance, Will add much to the endurance.
When the final reports are made
"Flunks" are found, to their sorrow,
Will they happily await "Tomorow"?
My dream is off hire,
My status is drive.
The book looks hard and forbidding.
I know it won't last.
My trouble will arise.
The boy-friend said good-bye last night. With honey-coupled ties, he met again but I am far too wise. For I am far too proud to say more and find another. We will marry then and settle down. Never thinking of each other.
And under the sod I'll be sleeping
Alas and alack!
I naught I wore back
And I lived in ignorance bold.
I was I were back
In the carefree days of old.
No books cast their spell
My spirits to quell
We hope that you have a delightful and successful vacation and thank you for your patronage during the school year which is closing.
Whenever you return, either to visit K. U. or as a student we will examine it at the Cafeteria again.
Nothing is good enough but the best.
The CAFETERIA
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. XXVII  June, 1月 1820 No. 133
Confusion may result from conflicting statements in the Kampan conservation payment of fees. The diploma must be issued before any degree is授予.
CANDIDATES FOR DEGREES:
The Students' Hospital and Dispensary closes June 15 at 5 p.m. Students who are taking tiphidial inoculation or hay fever treatments that will not be completed by that time may call the hospital, 1016, or Doctor Canutesson, 1710, or appointments after that date.
STUDENTS' HOSPITAL:
GEORGE O. FOSTER, Registrar.
The Book Exchange will be open on the following days: Monday, June 2,
1:50 4:30; Wednesday, June 4, 9 to 12 and 1 to 4; Thursday, June 9, 8 to
12 and 1 to 4; Friday, June 6, 9 to 12 and 1 to 4; Saturday, June 7, 9 to 11:30;
DAVID-MANNING, Movies
DR. R. I. CANUTESON, Director
BOOK EXCHANGE:
Oh the birdies that sing in the spring
Tral La!
What price are such gross deviations.
Lingering looks at sunshine and brook Scemple seem and mild dispiations. But seniors know well The future will tell
I can hardly hear them now.
I strain my cars to catch the sound.
But all the while my thoughts go round.
And the voice of my prof rings on
...Ha! Ha!
Editor's note: The Campus Mews is an attempt to give the students' recounts of a difficult time in college of finals. These verses were written in the heat of bewildering thoughts about the college.
A Paying Investment
—A course in the Lawrence Business College—A school doing well what it attempts to do.
Oral Resilier, bint 20, and Clarence Tillman, bint 21. They will be with the Goodrich Rubber company, of Akron, Ohio. They will leave soon after graduation. Both are members of the American Chemical Society.
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SUMMER EMPLOYMENT
Capper Publications recently developed a new line of work for college students seeking summer employment.
Seven University of Kansas students investigated
their experiences one day and a half collected $140.
They were all unarmed.
No contract to sign and you do not obligate yourself in any way. The work is in Nebraska. If you are the slightest hit interested or want to invest in the work here, you can get free transportation to Nebraska and brought back if you are not satisfied.
Write Capper Publications, Topksa, Kansas, or come in person to talk the work over. Address letters to William Enright.
Sailor Hats
$2.50 to $5
Cool Shirts
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Neckwear
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You won't pay much attention
to theometer readings
this summer
if you are wearing
a cool Linen Suit.
$22.50
Fancy Socks 75c and $1
Sport Shoes $5 to $10
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