PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS THUBSDAY, APRIL 24, 1930 University Daily Kansar Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas EDITOR-IN-CHIEP...CLINTON FEENE Hugh R. Smith Iris FireSlimmons MANAGING EDITOR LESTER SUILLEA Gambar Editor Bobby Palah Night Editor Christopher Ripp Night Editor Charles Ripp Reporting Editor John Richardson Reporting Editor John Richardson Security Editor Markus Grasser Security Editor Markus Grasser Almanac Editor Robert Pherson Almanac Editor Robert Pherson ADV. MANAGER BARBARA GLANVILLE Adv. Manager, Mgr. Mgm. Assistant Manager, Mgr. Associate Adv. Mgm. Assistant Mgm. Admin Mgm. John Mac Moore District Manager District Manager Harvard Careers KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS KANSAS BOARD MEMBERS Lester Hewitt Lester Hewitt Mary Wooly Mary Wooly Wilber Moore Wilber Moore Mary Barrenson Mary Barrenson Bathara J. Glaville Bathara J. Glaville Lake Leduc Kohlheim Telephones Business Office K, U. 64 News Room K, U. 25 Night Connection 2701K3 Polluted in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Texas at Austin, the Press of the Department of Journalism. Subscriptions price, $4.00 per year, payable in advance. Single copies, 1 each. Entered as second-class mail. Messages to Lawrence, Kansas, under the net of March 3, 1875. THURSDAY, APRIL 24, 1930 ONE GOOD POINT Missouri's system of state control of city police systems has been denounced often as cumbersome, meddlesome, subject to corruption and patronage, and giving the rural element in the legislature opportunity to interfere with municipal affairs which properly belong to the sphere of home rule. For once, however, the state police law has proved a boon to the people of Kansas City. The state supreme court, acting on this law, has declared that the police must be paid at once. The payroll can be held up no longer while the city council and the city manager duly with technicalities. The safety of the people is above all political controversy. Apparently, the supreme court having spoken as it has done, the dangerous situation that has existed in Kansas City for many weeks will be relieved at once. As a general principle, municipal home rule generally is to be approved as being in line with the American conception of democracy. Occasionally, however, there arbre *Fixtures* distributions, such as the Kansas City police budget tangle, that demand attention from some higher authority. Though married to millions and a 60-year-old widow, a 25-year-old New York college graduate is looking for a job washing dishes, polishing brass or just anything, according to a news dispatch. Thus he is just like any other young college graduate at this time of year, except, of course, for the matter of being married to millions and a 60-year-old widow. NONVIOLENCE Gandhi is having his troubles. As though it were not hard enough to start a campaign of civil disobedience on the floor of the parliament, disagree on the form of disobedience? A march to the sea to manufacture salt is a heroic idea, Gandhi thinks, and is symbolic of the capacities of India for independence. But some of the other Indians think differently. They want to start things right away and show these Englishmen a thing or two about civil disobedience. And now the Moslem! Gandhi need not think that they are back of him, they say, Gandhi does not speak for all India; he neglected to interview the Moslems before he completed his plans. The mighty pride of the Moslem hosts is badly hurt, and Gandhi will have to count them out in any plan he makes for India. As long as Lindbergh persists in breaking into the headlines, no doubt the grammatical dilemma will exist as to whether "we" is singular or plural. Is it "We makes new record," or "We make new record?" Yes, Gandhi is having his trouble. The man is great, but his task is also great. SILENCE PLEASE It was ten minutes before time for the whistle when an instructor dismissed his class, and the members rushed out into the hall. They made more than the usual amount of noise, and the confusion made the members of other classes fidget nervously and glance surreptitiously at watches. The following ten minutes were in fact a total loss to other students in the厉害 besides those dismissed early. If such an occurrence were rare, it could be overlooked, or if the students on being dismissed even fled out quietly, the action might be excused, but that is not the case. Every day some class distrus several other classes, unnecessarily and thoughtlessly. To many classes, the last ten minutes touch the high point of the hour and make the final emphasis on the subject. It is not fair that some thoughtless class should rob others of this time. Lent being over, many students are enadvocating to collect money they 'ent their roommates before vacation KFKB The events leading up to the tragedy in Doctor Brinkley's case sees as numerous as his clientele. No ondenies that facts disposed dispensation as they are gained by interview with ex-patients and an ex-convict with useful facts in molding opinion when circulated by a big newspaper. Yet as we read these accounts we are aware of our American psychology which readily lends itself to unackery. Some of these fallacies are: be heart the doctor, the more we must pay for his services; the finer the specialist, the baser he is. These theories when applied by Doctor Brinkley, lead to his getting all in sight before operating and to sending patients of one week home before the following Saturday in preparation for a new influx of suffering humanity. It pays to advertise, so Doctor Brinkley broadcasts from his own station. From coast to coast his voice is heard. Persons hearing, believe the government would not tolerate a fraud, so Doctor Brinkley's case is strengthened. Many good doctors are curt, abrupt, decisive, uncommunicative. It is but a time-saving device with them, so that questions will not be asked which will necessitate answers which patients cannot ordinarily understand. So Doctor "Brinkley moves quietly and silently with down-cast eyes about 'he hospital." Then, too, these cure-all men have to be cold-blooded. Their nerve strengthened by absence of emotion, they become cool, well-paired surgeons. Sympathy has no grounds for existence in the heart of such a one, for it would lessen his efficiency and make man demands for consideration upon them. So Dr. Brinkrite permits nature to take its course in the healing art. Still it seems the "old fools" who come to Brinkley for new glands are about to be avenged. The Star is enlightening its public. The newspaper bids fair to rival the radio successfully as informant. When a "quiet meal" is "broken by a bolt of lightning charging through the room" just as the "peaceful evening repeat" is coming to a close and the well-kept lawn is "stretched with broken bits of cement and shattered brick this morning," well, it's about time something ought to be done. If some way of increasing the long- gevity of Supreme Court judges could be found, a great step would have been taken in the promotion of harmony within the Republican party. It seems that it is impossible for Howver to appoint a man without having a wall of opposition rise up against him. ANOTHER DISPUTED APPOINTMENT The recent appointment of Judge Parker is criticized because of his attitude toward the Negroes. It was President Hoover's intention to appoint a southern man to conciliate the southern branch of the party. Another serious contention advanced against Parker is the accusation of the United Mine Workers, speaking through the American Federation of Labor, that Parker's previous decisions show favoritism to the mine owners and capital in general. Parker is accused of issuing an injunction against the United Mine Workers in southern West Virginia which forced OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXVII April, 14 2019 No. 163 Christian Science society of the University will meet at 7:30 tonight in the rent room of central Administration building. RUSSELL BECK, President. BOTANY CLUB: The Botany club picnic will be held Tuesday evening. Members going please sign bulletin in new snow hall by Monday noon. ENGLISH DEPARTMENT: Mr. W. S. Johnson will not meet his classes Thursday and Friday, April 24 and 25. He will meet them an usual Monday, April 28. SELECT YOUR GIFT AND CARD L. BEITSCHINGER, Secretary English Department. COSMOPOLITAN CLUB The Cosmopolitan Club will meet at 7:15 p.m. Thursday evening. JOHN SHIVELY, Secretary LUCILE CHRISTIE, President. PLAY DAY COMMITTEE: A meeting of the "Play Day" Committee will be held Thursday, 6:30-7:30 p. m. at the gymnasium. FLORENCE WONGWAI, Chairman. Varieties of 'It' Are 57. Is Psychiatrist's Report MOTHERS DAY miners to take positions at starvation wages and under terrible living conditions, at the same time preventing workers from coming to their aid. Workers from coaxing to their aid. KU KU MEETING: Cleveland, April 24. - (UP) -- The fol- lowing report on the agency's "personality," were reco- led here in the annual report of Dr. Henry G. Schumacher, directing psychiatrists and psychologists. Of the 1,112 abnormal children observed in the clinic last year all lacked one or more of the 57 varieties. How awful it is to be forced to读, or worse yet, to listen to, the penned nonsense of our otherwise sane friends. The wonder of it all is why do they think themselves poets when in our own hearts we recognize their efforts as musky drivel. However, if you do like poetry and have some urge for the esthetic—well, drop around some evening and we'll read you some of our works that really amount to something—none of this usual stuff, understand, just a ew real literary works. These accusations constitute serious charges, and a man capable of such deceptions can become a serious menace. He was placed on the Supreme Court bench. Located in Hotel Eldridge There will be a Ku Ku meeting Thursday night at 7:30 in room 299 Fraser for election of new members. Parents, teachers, and associates of the child are usually to blame for lack of one of the varieties. The Sophisticated Sophomore inquires whether the election of the honorary colonel of the R.O.T.C. is more democratic than that of the junior prom queen. THE POET'S DISH Famous personalities, "people you like to know," are that way because they have all the 57 varieties in the best proportions. for NOW There are 31 varieties of A. The lack of any one of them may make a psychological problem of a child. Once each year there occur a remarkable phenomena known as spring. Nature in all her glory buds forth in a new outfit exactly like the last year's model. This is not the unusual part of the affair, however. The unique part of it is that in all parts of the world millions of staid and sturdy citizens feel the coursing of blood in their veins and turn poets. It is not enough for the masses to have to worry over cleaning out the yard, burning trash, cleaning house, and overhauling the lawn-mower, to say nothing about carrying raincone and umbrellas. No! They must be harassed by a group of vocabulary-twisting rhymes who mistr on wending their ware to the consternation of all. OZWIN RUTLEDGE, President. On Other Hills --undertake the first achaeological survey of Colorado ever attempted. The survey will cover the entire region between the foothills and the Kansas line. One hundred sixteen students, 2 per cent of the student body, took advantage of the first Sunday opening of the library at the University of Nebraska. In addition, they were given an experiment to determine the feasibility of continuing the practice. Students in the Commerce school at the University of Indiana are conducting a survey of unemployment in the country and causes and solutions of the problem. The economy program of Washburn College is being carried out to the smallest educational institution. The department of education is cooperating with the department of zoology. All mice caught in the gymnasium on a course were trapped and saved for experimental use. Student archaeologists at the University of Denver, under the direction of Dr. E. B. Renaud, this summer will Members of the committee for the recent University of Indiana cadet hop obtained the services of a news reel and photographs that could show pictures of the dance. The North Central Association has placed a senior rating on the Kansas State Agricultural College. The Campus Mews Ode Written by a Plaintive Senior Ode Written by a Plaintive Senior Life is no hey. School's on the bye— Life is getting tough. Quite lousy I think. Spring is here. Love songs are tripe— Excidence in general Pummeling the grass Grass is greenning And chickens will grow- Heaven in mercy and peace So here's to joy And pleasures of spring— Aye to the prophet, Oh death where's thy sting? Did You Know that you could get sandwiches and cool drinks prepared at the Cafeteria for breakfast or afternoon? Try us. The Cafeteria Nothing is good enough but the best 101 SENIORS are going to complain that they didn't get their invitations. But we won't be able to do anything about it. --- --- --and priced at No more invitations can be bought after 12 o'clock noon, next Friday, April 25th. - - - - and priced at You must get your order in NOW at the K. U. Business office. ARTHUR CROMB President, Senior Class The Frock With a Jacket Printed Crepe Plain Crepe Or with Jacket of Contrasting Crepe 50 New and Clever Silk Coat Suits Special at $9.75 $15.00 - $18.00 - $25.00 Summer Time Frocks Sleeveless Pastel Crepes Bullene's Let good clothes be visible reminders that you are ready for the next step upward in the business world. FRIDAY APRIL 25 where Society Brand Clothes are sold The Last Class Party of the School Year Featuring Dates Two Dollars SLATZ RANDALL and his BRUNSWICK RECORDING ORCHESTRA Stags Two Dollars