1 PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS SUNDAY, APRIL 6. 1930 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas EDITOR-IN-CHIEP CLINTON FEENEY Frank Carver Leah Mao Kimmel EDITOR BUTTON EDITOR LESTER SURLER Sunday Magazine Editor Owen Pearn Campus Editor Owen Pearn Supstety Editor Kewnbah King Courtney Editor Curtis King Sunday Editor Virginia Williamson Nursing Editor Richard Jones Sports Editor Keith Mullen Alumnit Editor Fred Cook Sunday Editor Samantha ADV. MANAGER BARBARA G兰维莱 Advice Corp. Adv. Mgr. Feld Nelson Assistant Adv. Mgr. Marquette Assistant Adv. Mgr. Ed. J. McKinnon Assistant Adv. Mgr. Kirkland District Assistant Norbert Garrett District Assistant Norbert Garrett Sunday Staff 101. 5. 6. ... Kanna Fevert Dilhazed Methody Kenneth Hart Kenneth Hart Roy Toulman Tobe Morray Hebe Mary Mary Burtton Fannes Stevenver Diana Wilson Ruby Fowler Ruby Johnson Robin Coady Jay Brown Arthur Circle Katherine Lau La VerneMi Telephone Business Office K, U. 66 News Room K, U. 22 Night Connection 270KW Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Missouri Press of the Department of Journalism. Subscription price, $1.60 per month, payable in advance. Single coupon, for each. Received an额外密码每月 must be provided at Lawrence Kaua, under the art of March 3, 1879. NOTRE DAME DE RUMEUR SUNDAY, APRIL 6, 1930 The Hill seems to have been unusually prolific this spring in the production of large, juicy "whopers". One raised in a small town—one who has "been around" in a small town—will recognize some old friends. The favorites are going around again, those classics of folklore that have reached the ultimate in horror and seemed destined to live until the millennium in all their pristine squail. Students of classic literatures will see some old friends, dressed up in modern Kansese; tales told by the Romans in the back-allure of their neighbors; drug-stores and podsahals, eventually finding their way into literature. Certain of the stories recur periodically, always told as having happened here, or nearby, or being about to happen anyway. You have heard them—you will hear them again. You may hear them so often that some day you won't believe them; but, rather sadly for the unfortunate person who has "one of the tales taken to his name, the damage will have been done. There is always some unsophisticated soul who must believe the worst. A certain Kansas alumnus is demanding a cigar from each of his friends when they announce an engagement. As the alumnus does not smoke it would seem that he is making a collection to pass out when some girl slips the halter on him. GRADUATES MAY REVIEW PROGRESS "Ten Years of Kansas Building", the special Graduate Magazine, appeared on the campus Friday morning. Its goal is to furnish the student with valuable data on the progress of the University since 1920. This it does ably with the contrasts of old and new campus drives, new buildings, and other conveniences. Future progress may be measured by comparison with the past by the special edition of the magazine. Seniors, especially, should feel the need of a brief resume of campus improvements. It will prove to be one of their best ties to the review of their University life and campus interests. The special issue was for students and graduates who desire information about their Alma Mater. They should realize the opportunity to refresh Oread memories. O. O. McIntyre says that he has eaten only two meals a day for more than 20 years. And all the time we thought there was money in this column business. LIBRARY VENTILATION Experts in the educational field tell us that an atmosphere of comfort is one of the greatest essentials to concentrated study. And we find it hard to study under the best conditions. How can any one be enough interested in his work to be unmindful that a cold northwest or northeast wind is pouring in the window on his back at the rate of 100 miles per hour? True. *4* keeps him awake, but that is a condition with which the student himself must deal. Some one closes the window and in a short time the room is stuffy and the air smells so foul that it is impossible to think of finishing your work. After these situations have existed over a period of time, the student, weary of the tussle gives up and goes home. What the library needs is ventilation by other means than that of opening windows where the wind blows in. Did the fear that defeated candidates would have to pick up the campaign literature the next day after she announced an opposition party from the field? DRUNKEN DRIVERS A supreme example of heroism was displayed by a Los Angeles policeman recently when, pushing seven children from the path of a motor vehicle, he struck and killed a drunk man who prove fatal. The driver of the car was arrested for drunkenness. This policeman lies near death because he thought more of others than he did his own life. On the other hand, the driver of the car is probably enjoying good health. He was thinking only of his immediate pleasure when he drank that liquor; he did not think at all of his fellowmen. This driver ought to receive from society the treatment that is coming to a man who will deliberately endure his own suffering others for the sake of self-odulgence. If dandelion wine is intoxicating isn't the University in danger of becoming an accessory to bootgging? FOUNTAINS OF YOUTH There really can't be anything done about it, but every so often it is brought to one's attention that the crying need among University students is for a better fountain pen; n good two-dollar pen, gaucy if preferred, non-serratching, and above all, one capable of holding ink. As to whether it will write decently or not that is a purely personal matter. The social problems of fountain pen usage are those demanding attention; among them these: 1. The problem of noise and nerves. It has been proved repeatedly that the noise of the average asthmatic pen will carry from the third table in the west end of the library reading room to the browsing room. 2. The problem of renewal of supply. There was once a student who ran out of ink at the very moment when he needed it worst. That was years ago. Legend says that his ghost still stalks about the camps, in and out of faculty offices, tapping students on the shoulder, dropping pennies in the slot machine, vainly seeking enough ink to finish the notes on Chapter so and so. 3. The problem of getting it to work. Artists have found that whole lectures may be taken down by the drypoint method. This is unfeasible for the layman, whence arises the quaint twentieth-century 'customs of squeezing, squirting and slinging. Won't some kind gentleman bring into being for us a noiseless portable? When a scientist wants to make an experiment he uses a mouse. Psychologists use mice to determine animal reactions. In fact the little rodents are used in many practical ways, and they might prove even more useful if more of them were trained. MICE AT SCHOOL There are mice in the University buildings, in very large number. At present these mice are for the most part doing nothing for the good of society. On the other hand, they are making trouble by getting in the way of passing students, eating mishal candy, nibbling at important papers, and in general showing themselves to be untrained and poorly educated. The problem of dealing with these mice will be easily solved if immediate steps be taken to train them. 1. At appointed times and places all the mice in each building should be fed. They must be given to understand that they must not eat between feeding hours, and in no case must they nibble at parts of the building. 2. The mice must be taught to walk slowly when they appear in public—a scamming mouse is most upsteming. 3. With a little special training from the R.O.T.C., the mice can be taught to march. At dawn each day they will be led marching down Owat To Potter's Lake where they will take an morning plunge, then in order file they will be led back to their respective buildings. If this training is carried out in a conscientious, scientific, manner the University will have reason to be proud of its mice. --be denied praise in order that their tender skins may not be pricked, John W. Shields, laboratory, inc. Campus Gossip Editor Daily Kansan: Criticisms Several persons have written Campus Opinions this year censoring articles of criticism of musical or artistic content, and are editorial page of the Kansan. Two principal contensions have been made, that it is not appropriate to make unacceptable comments, and that the critics are unqualified on account of lack of training to pass judgment on performances. But these writers have expected these performers to show a mastery over technic, to display some degree of musicianship and to present their programs with sufficient ability and experience, to hold the interest of their audience. I cannot qualify expression my confidence that Kansas critical nursing can handle new nursing concerning no students without taking into consideration that professional nursing is concerned concerning no faculty members without consideration of the pressure of the nurses. A person appearing in public recital is in effect a public character subscript or disapproval. He therefore should expect a public criticism, whether it be favorable or unfavorable, in a public performance of persons appearing before the public in any way to be open to public criticism, and over-sensitivity must be avoided. I agree that these public performers have a right to expect criticisms of their work to be written by persons qualified to make them. In the past, I have focused on content, I state that I have personally seen that only students who have had some training in music, enough to make them more appraisal worthy, can reach an average music lover, are selected for this work. There are plenty of newspaper critics who are receiving good salaries with less practical musical training than those with a more technical background. I grant and regret that there have been cases of inaccuracy and lack of understanding in our student effort. But review which have been submitted at different times by musical experts, has by far improved the unrepresentative of the performances—and, I hope, the opinions of the writers—than some of our most annotated. The only asset of unreserved induction is that it makes the person receiving it happy. It impresses no concessions, and often the reviewers, and certainly is dull reading. The only alternative to critical reviews is to print no reviews at all, because they are not useful for those receiving adverse criticisms to ask that worthy performers The following bug conference conferences are scheduled for Monday in the keefer's office: 10 a.m. - Engineering drawing; 10:25 - Applied mech. BUDGET CONFERENCES: All students of the University who wish to be considered for admission to the School of Medicine in September, 1930, should report for Medica- nity Article Txt to be given in room 101 Snow hall, at 4:30 p. m., Monday. April 7 O. O. STOLAND, Secretary. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XVIIF April 6, 1930 NO. 151 PREMEDICAL STUDENTS E. H. LINDLEY COLLEGE FRESHMIN AND SOPHOMORES. All college freshmen and sophomores are expected to consult their advisors during the period April 4-11, regarding their midsummer grades. John W. Shively, laboratory instructor, department of journalism. School of Medicine. Student Programs at Church Today --- First Christian Wesley Foundation will meet this evening at 6:30. The topic for discussion is "Wing the Right Triumph" with Longenecker, c.m., it the leader. --- The Rev. A. D. Grey, pastor of the Congregational church will deliver another of the lectures of Leuten seminars tomorrow morning at the re Myron Mosehimer, C31, and Elen Tonning, cunel will have charge of Laten services to be conducted at his church from 7 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. The Rev. Charles A Pals, pastor of the church, will deliver a sermon on the "Master before Roman Justice". This is the last of nine hours of the Master's Latest Hours. Trinity Lutherian First Methodist Fellowship will be at 5:30 p.m. followed by the young people in session. Attendees will be Braden will address the University class at 10 a.m. on "The Conference on Christian Education." A union service of the First Baptist church and the First Christian church will begin at 10 a.m. Congregational gular church hour. There will be a fireside forum, forming the basis of the day's 6:30-8:30. The young people of the Baptist church will be guests at the evening meeting. First Presbyterian Send the Kansan home. Edwin Newman, gr., will lead the discussion of "Interpreting Our Religious Culture" on the seventh of the series of programs offered by the Center for Interpretation at 7:30 Sunday night. Business and Professional DIRECTORY 1340 Ohio BUTLER MOTORS Willys Knight and Whippet Cars G d Used Cars 617-19 Mass. St. THE CHARLTON INS. AGENCY We Protect and Serve You—So that you LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY Eye Glasses Exclusively 1025 Mass Phone 689 Insurance Bldg. We Protect and Serve You—So that you May Render Service. GOOD & B RICHARDS Dealers in Wallpaper and Paints Lacquers and Wax. 620 On Fire. Fire Dent: 207-209 W, B1 H. W. HUTCHINSON DENTIST 711 Mass House Rd. Phone 398 713 Mass. House Bldg. Phone 395 HARLEY DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLES New and Used KNOLES BICYCLE SHOP Phone 915 1014 Mass A. G. ALRICH Engraving. Printing. Binding Rubber Stamps, Office Supplies Stationery. 736 Mass. St. Pandil J, C. 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