PAGE TWO THURSDAY, MARCH 20, 1930 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS University Daily Kansar Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas EDITOR IN CHIEF Frank Colburn F5 Mason Derion MANAGING EDITOR LESTER SULLER Sunday Magazine Editor Mary Warey Marketing Editor William Norman Marketing Editor Whitney Norman Night Editor Carl Campbell Night Editor Cyril Coupe Sports Editor Richard James Sports Editor Richard James Alumni Editor Wendy Caver Alumni Editor Wendy Caver ADV. MANAGER BARRARA GLANVILLE Administr. Adv. Mer. Mgr. Assistant Adv. Mer. Mgr. Assistant Adv. Mer. Mgr. District Admin. Mer. Mgr. District Admin. Mer. Mgr. District Admin. Mer. Mgr. Robert Paterson KANSAS HOARD MEMBER Lester Moore Linton Foley Mary Woolf Carl E. Cummey Wilmer Moore Mary Hare Marine Counseling Miriam K185000m Avondale Avondale Telephone Business Office News Bureau Night Connection Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the Trees of the Departures. Subscription price, $4.00 per month, in advance. Single coupon, for each. Sale ends December 15, 2019. 登记于年 17, 2019, at the post office at Lawrence Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. THURSDAY, MARCH 26, 1930 THE MEN Now that the women have had their fun, the men are starting their spring campaigns. The Y.M.C.A. has announced its candidates and the date of election. The W.Y.C.A. election passed very unobstructively and with very little apparent difficulty. The men will probably do their voting quietly, too. But then, there is the Student Coun cil election to be considered. The election has been announced for April 10, but so far the candidates are unknown except by rumor. Will the Paceahemac party or the Independents carry the election? Or will the Black Masks he received and sweep the whole thing like the proverbial midnight-hued horse? We watch the approaching elections with interest. What will the issues be? Or will there be any? CLARENCE DARROW RETURN We wonder if the story asking for students to enter the redeon on the eighteenth isn't really some free advertising for the students hospital. Chicago's famous criminal lawyer, Clarence Darrow, is back in the United States, after nine months in Europe. It seems he has something to say about prohibition and intends to make himself heard. He debated on the subject, last night, with Senator Smith W. Brookhart; Friday night he will meet Clarence True Wilson, of the Methodist board of temperance. He claims that he has been away just long enough to find out how unpopular the United States is, owing to her insistence on repayment of war loans and the high tariff. Apparently he has been finding out what other countries think of our 18th amendment, too. At any rate, the topic of both debates is "Should the 18th Amendment be Repealed?" Judge Darrow has made himself conspicuous on several occasions, especially during the Tennessee "monkey" trial. He always has a number of sincerely admirers, and this time he certainly has a great many of the American people on his side. And a great many on the other side. Arts. Harry Houdini has, after three years of hope, given up expectations of communicating with her hand in the spirit world. And Sir Arthur Conan Doyle has resigned from the Society for Psychical Research. Indeed, these are sad days for the spiritists. THE CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE U.S.S.R. A careful observer of the newsapa has probably noticed lately the multitude of dispatches the great majority of them from the Associated Press, reporting the "godless" and "atistic" activities of the dirty "Roosians", who are supposed to be inating their followers to destroy the churches and all evidences of religion in Russia. The Denver Post, for example, long noted for its sensationalism, on March 9 run a scarehead, "Pope Attacks War Against God in Russia," Certain of the Kansas City papers have been displaying items to the effect that the communists are engaged in the work of the Devil. Other journals all artists are the Devil. Other journals all over the country are doing likewise. It seems to us that this is, at our very politest, an overemphasized view of the situation. Shortly after the war, it is remembered, reports of Russian nationalization of women were received from these same general sources. They were later proved laughally false. Other items, unfavorable to American, have been suppressed; for example, the unjustified attacks the various allied powers made on the U.S.S.R. shortly after the great war. Reports about Russia must evidently be taken with large grains of salt. Buris Jenkins probably was much closer to the truth when he told us Russia was still deeply and fundamentally religious. The woman who caused a furor in the library the other day by spilling a pack of cards on the floor says that these instruments of the Devil were used in a rehearsal of the Card Song from Carmen. That shows just how demoralising grand opera is. IVY VINES Each year the graduating class of the University plants an ivy vine on some building on the campus. Thus each class has a living remembrance and some building is made more attractive. We wonder which building will receive the ivy this year; several of them would be benefited by such an addition. The Memorial Union building would be much better looked were it covered with ivy. Or perhaps the class will plant its ivy at new Snow hall. When old Snow hall is torn down many classes will mourn the loss of the vines which have flourished there for so many years. Would it be possible to transplant those vines to another spot on the campus so that they will not be entirely lost? With such plants all of the buildings on the Hill might be made more beautiful, and by the same gesture, would continue to hold the memory of some former class. The W.S.G.A. election is over; and perhaps we might agree with Will Rogers when he says that there are "times when traces of dumbbell crop up in official life, but not crookedness". SMUT IS BANNED? Monday the Senate put on another of those little comedies that make political reports worth reading, if one has a good tough sense of humor. Senator Smoot brought into the Senate chamber some score of foreign books, intending to get over the idea that they offered sufficient grounds for tacking a censorship provision on to the tariff bill. Balzac and George Moore were represented; so was the Bible, a copy of which was later found in the collection—Senator Nye's eloquent little argument for literary freedom. Senior Borah retrieved from the scene, a weighty tome under his arm, and was seen no more for three hours. He stood in the gallery uttered, "Well so would we." The debate lasted well over into Tuesday. Oh, yes, the censorship bill passed—who ever thought it would? Classics and books of established scientific or literary merit may be imported "for noncommercial purposes". There was a grand rush. Tariff, prohibition, entangling alliances — bushbaw! Here was literature. THE SUCCESSOR TO SANFORD Modern education is rapidly destroying the old absolutist, individual idea of the social order. Nothing is considered free from change now; and whether to regulate all private interests in the interests of the social welfare is the greatest question The books, said Senator Smoot, would be returned to the treasury department, "but not tonight". The Senate must be amused. ial welfare is the greatest question we have. President Hoover has already picked as one Supreme Court justice a man who is so "individualistic" that he believes if the oil producers want to waste all the oil in the world, it's their business, and who absolutely forbids, so far as he can, all government intervention in business. Now Mr. Hoover must pick another justice to succeed Sanford. Will the successor be one with Holmes, Stone, and Brandeis—a man who believes human rights precede property rights—or will he have the old viewpoint of Taft and Hughes and McReynolds? We trust he will be not only able but enlightened and progressive. The Supreme Court is so tremendously important to this country, it has enacted so many more laws than any other agency, and at the present time of social questioning its decisions may be so dangerous or so advantageous that we trust the President will select for the place exactly the right man, whoever he may be; and that man will take his place as one of the brilliant and forward-looking jurists of the day. We observe with enthusiasm the news items concerning the founding of the new University of Kansas City, Mo. Our interest is more than passing. It is a brotherly interest in our new sister school. We were it not for the disparity in the dates of the founding of our school and we have friends in schools might easily be mistaken for twins. Their names are just alike except that the new one is a bit longer. Of course we are interested in our amuseme. Consequently, we are beginning right now to offer aid and help to the University of Kansas City, Mo. The University of Kansas is not selfish toward the University of Kansas City, Mo. We are going to propose some yellas for the University of Kansas City, Mo. We know what is the first and foremost need of a fledgling university. The University of Kansas City, Mo., needs a well OUR FRIENDLY INTEREST Remembering always the thunder- storms thousands of times, hunters and skiers stand the stands to opponents to defeat, naturally we must provide this new school with our resources. "Ham Hock, Dead Stock, Whee-ol" "Repeat twice slowly and three times fast. This yell ends in a brisk chant that marks the moment of the winding rhythmic line." "The University of Kansas City Mo." This little bit of rhythm will acquaint even the densest of strangers with the new school: Who is us? Who is us? You don't know we? Well, what a pity University Of Kansas City, Mo. Should the Metropolitan Jayhawkers invade fields abroad after the summer season, they will slow varying of the above yelp may come in handy, particularly Vas ist das? University of Kansas City, Mo. Das ist vas. To instil bloodcurdling fear into hearts of opponents nothing will be found to equal this uniquely characteristic yell: Shoot 'em in a Nightclub Ganster Yell We are out for meat. Political Yell Chanting the first two lines slowly and the last two lines faster his yell ought to win any game: Nothing could be more distinctive in a Kansas City institution than a jelly referencing to the city's political boasts: City Manager, Politics, Mercy Hospital, Pondergrass Concrete Mixed Leave the University of Kansas City, Mo. We've had them! This might also be tried: We hail from old Mizzou. We're from Kansas City, Mo., U. And you try your best From us you'll never wrest "The great Golden West" Kaye Cee From Mizl Zooo Chanting the first two lines K. U. MooO U the Universitee of Kansas City Mizzouree Yow! We're the Universice 20 West Cities, Minneapolis K. C. Mono U K. C. M600 U K. C. M600 U OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXVII March 20, 1930 18 The Christian Science society of the University will meet at 7:30 this evening in the rest room of central Administration building. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY: Eta Sigma Phi will hold initiation for the pledges at 7:30 this evening in the Classical museum. RUSSELL BECK, President. ETA SIGMA PHI: MARGUERITE DAVIES, President. There will be an important meeting of Jay Jones Monday at 4:30 p.m. in central Administration building, Election of officers. IAY JANES: ADELA HALE, President. KAPPA PHI: Kappa Phi will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. in Myers hall. THELMA CAPTER, Publicity. Campus Opinion --invisible eyelids and simplestlitching feature this handsome instep. THE WHY CLUB Editor, Daily Kansan; We have with us on the Hill a new organization, the so-called Why Club — a group of men intended to foster discussion among people on pertinent and useful questions. To make sure that no one with very decided opinions on anything important comes up on pertinent and useful questions, the time of the discussions was set at 6:30. Doubtless this is the zero hour when the discussions take place; it has various duties of a dubious nature to perform about that time. It is granted that most hours are taken by others, but even if we ever, it is around 6:30 that most of us have some obligation as to listen. This is how we feel we bean around the shining platter. I had trustingly hoped that at last here was something of interest and inspiration for us, even to those who eat because they work for the privilege. But, alas at 6:30 not even a stray Greek would want to talk to me in the club of "Fraternities and Democracy." You can still get a copy of the KANSAN KALENDAR A few copies of the Kansan Kalendar published in March 6 issue are still available from the Kansan Business Office. Hang it up in your room and use it as a reminder of the month's events. Oh! Why Club, why don't you meet at an hour when those who are not on n diet may attend? R. V. The Mid-Western students conference recently held its annual season of student lectures at the University of the Middle West were represented by one or more men or A mass meeting of parents recently endorsed the strike of 10,000 Filipino high school students of Manila on Tuesday, according to a teacher said that one of them acted like an ambecile and others like vr drivers. The teacher, Miss Rudy Ocampo, said she will leave for the United States. She was suspended, although she denied that she had insulted the Filipino students in pupil for misbehavior in class. The KANSAS TEACHER PLACEMENT BUREAU 315 West. 10th St., Topela, Kana. BOSTONIANS SELECTED STYLE No.5 An international favorite SCOTCH, English and American—what a combination for a shoe! And the "University" has it. Scott in price. English in looks. American in value. No wonder the Selected Styles Committee chose University as one of the Seven smartest shoes for Spring. Heel is shaped exactly like a human heel. Hence no rub. An unbeatable blending of foot-flattering style and honest, enduring leathercraft—in ebony Black or turf Tan. See University today! University's neatsemi-custom toe has a character to its own. The University is $10 DON'T FORGET BOSTONIANS LINE FOOTWEAR FOR TO'MAY—Janet Gaynor and Charles Martin in "Christmas," Also Aesop's fable and Everyday News Features. The Pater You will find this Seal of Style Approval only in Bostonians. University is Selecte ed Style No. 5. Arlie Simmonds SATURDAY FRIDAY - William Boyd and Jack JAMILINE Logan in "The Cop", Comedy "The Sorority Mixers" Everyday News Features. 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