SUNDAY, MARCH 16, 1930
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
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SOCIETY
Alpha Omicron Pi hold initiation, this morning, for the following womens篮 Ravine Baxter, of Chaffee; Marcy Wade, of Hamilton; and Humboldt of Hamburg. Dorothy Woodward, Theresa Jodick, and Justin Morson, of Kansas City; Mary Limede, of Sepunpui, Eleno Davis, of Wilhelm Mary, House of Appleton City, Mo.
Alomna present worte: Amelia Woodward, Elizabeth Ferguson, Arya Rowallan, Valbhog Summons, Nathina Hodgson, Betty Ferris, of Kumaun Texas, Gwennie Sullivan, Texas; Glory Starr Bllower, of Chiffin, and Florence Sauvey, of Lowndesville.
The outtation services lowed by a formal banquet
battery, Pittsburgh; William Mifflin, Coffery; Nelle Holloway, Topicks Webb Scholl, Paul Staats, Der Grose, Palm Lindered, and Chrone Erol, Carl Peden, enigma, Enigma State Navy, was an honor guest 4 times.
Mr. and Mrs. V, I. Morrison, Mrs
Marie French, and Mrs. Jonne Mitch-
bell were the chaperons.
Delita Zeta security gave an informal party at the chapter house in last week's chapter meeting. Tra Ovaledal the smalls. The chapels were Mrs. and Mrs. Kougene who wrote them.
The following presents grants were presented at Dauga, Garberian Corvusw, Marquette, Michigan; McCormick, North Dakota; Martinson, Indiana; Armstrong Stock, Kansas; and Marcellin Geiger, of Lowcountry.
Dorothy Winchester and Charlotte Hake, of Hutchinson, are week-end guests at the Gammon Phi Beta house
sas City, and Helen Prater, of Kan sas City.
Pbi Delta Theta hold its annual "Mutinee Mosa" at the Memorial Union building, last night, from 6 until 10 p.m. At the Kamehameha City, furnished the music, the St. Patrick's day motif was carved into the decorations, the wings being draped in green and white, and the main floor covered with shamrocks.
Guests present were Evan Linn Carter, of Wichita; Hilma Johnson, of Greely, Colo.; Kathleen Findley and Catheryngh Gocken of Kansas City; Nicole Norvett of Hutchinson; Mr. and Mrs. O. W. Mahoney, Mr. Reed Coyles, or
Week-end guests at the
pha tha Thun house; or
Md of Lindenwood College,
Hurlecker, of Windfield.
THE MAGAZINE SECTION OF THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Miss Dorothy Leonard,
City, is a week-end gus
Theta Phi Alpha house.
Mrs. C, G, W. Gwaps, of a is visiting Josephine I linka Kappa Gamma 1 week end.
The K.U. Dancers enterure a bridge party at the LG last night. The B.I. Patricia enters the door the decorated retreat.
Dinner guests at the Cl
house today are: Betty S
Wichita, and Hermine S
Laura.
Kansas Gamma chapter *Phi Elema fraternity bachelor* and costume "bowery" brown chapter house not night, it evening even more were; Mr. Frances of the Alba Chia Cignoa he Mary Gilbert, of the Sigma Mrs. C, M. H. Landes, c also Giamonci FI house, of the Stirrup silen house
Miller—often guests were Miller and Helen Dexter, of Bee dooquet and Jeann New York Mitcheler, Elmer Hire, George ley, George K. Stafford, Philip Thomas, E. Chewon Charles Lyon, of Kunna C. Webster, of Fla worth.
Dorothy Bolton is a dinn at the Alpha Xi Delta house
The actives of Alpha Ch
the hostesses at a 1 o'clock
een given yesterday in bourn
Kimilien; Kinkuli Evershier
Lavernovsky; Charlotte Hale
chincher; John Blakee
John Nelson, and Mrs. Rixa
were at the lunch.
held Friday night in the U.S.
wound, was larger and move it
than any in previous years
of the year. One of the units of the who were piv
Besides many other gases
Kansas City, Torena, and
Cedar Rapids and兵 W, A, B, Awesley,
of were present. Major W. C,
professor of military science
Chaperones were Capt. J,
J. Nold, Lient, and Mrs. H
Meyer, and Mrs. H
Meyer, and Mrs. H
but effective and panch was
during the evening.
Engage R. C. Peden, of Briar,
Spain; is spending the week at
Gamma Delta home, before he
pennounced to finish that
"pat" and "Patricia"
a charge of the St. Patrick's
greatest at Westminster hall has
been the O'Connell decorations,
including the decorations, the
stains, and the music,
three families present, the O'
children, and the O'Connells were given a candy at the end of the event receiving the highest seas and contacts
the evening.
The chaperones were Mr Lantz and Mr. Edwin Price.
Phi Mu Alpha, musical fr
announces the pledging of
Davin.
Guests at the party were
lowy; Robert Munro, Kansas
Clair Linnro, Agenda; Lloydl
Pi Upilion entertained with twenty-first annual spring party Friday evening at the $40 dining room, colorful colors, green and got carried all out through the dinner dance. Music was fuled by a large band which played from 7 to 10, the features of the evening specialty given by Hilda Illo at the old diner the middle west.
Agreew's band surprised him with a group of newly arranging positions, making one of the plays of the year. Dancin followed by a triumphant followed by the arranged pra dancing for the evening.
PAGE THREE
For the Love of Humanity and Gum Drops
Committed from Paper One
me about it. What has happened?
me about it. What has happened? Moving drew a long breath.
Mirch draw it both heads.
"That's just it. It doesn't happened yet, but it's going to." She kneed back and gazed at me a full minute, then said impressively,
"Uncle Joshua is coming."
"Not Uncle Joshua, the missionary in Siam!" I gapped.
Marian nodded.
"Well," I said, puzzled. "It's a bit startling, but
the depth, the depth." Is he so terrible?
"Noooo." Marian ran her hand distractedly through her short brown hair. "That is, it's not him, exactly. I haven't seen him since I was a baby. But it's like this. Our family's sort of poverty-stricken, you know, and Udiole, you know, stealing me the money for you. He has quite a little knowledge of the idea that I am doing something for humanity, he'd rather spend the money on the suffering Siamese, or something. And I just now got a letter saying he'd be here this evening. The last letter must happen to me. Then you'll have to help me. So, Helen, you'll have to help me some way. If he sees my grades he'll naturally pass out on the spot."
Well have to keep his mind off of grades, I suppose. I murmured. "You say you supposed to be bettering humanity in order to justly Johnna in his own mind for putting you through college?"
"Oh dear," she sighed. "I wish I had taken up running and had caught the bubonic plague experiment for science. What in the world shall I do?"
"I don't know," I said doubtfully, "it's too hate to start tending babies or anything like that."
Marian sat up with a start.
"That's it! she exclaimed. "We'll start an orphan askant! Here!" She began throwing hat, dress shoes, and powder puff at me. "Hurry, there's not a minute to lose!"
1 blinked dazedly.
"Wh-what?
"Who what?" Considerations around more speedy than words, Maria jammed my shoes on my feet, pulled off my kimono, dung my dress over my head, pushed on my hand, gripped the door, too stunned once. In the hall, my wits returned to some extent. I attempted to go back but the onlycession I got was the opportunity to straighten my apparel somewhat.
Propelling me rapidly up the street, Marian brought forth her idea.
"We will have to borrow some hobbies, she even pleased. "We can return them on time," she said. "But for the evening."
I considered the idea and said it sounded practical.
Then I thought of something.
"Where," I said, "are you going to get the babies?"
Marian stopped.
Marian approved, and we hastened toward the professor's house. Arrived, Iapped weekly on the door, with a wild sun bokeho that there would be no one at home. But the professor himself came to the door. I opened my mouth to make our request; but no words came. The professor stood looking over his glasses at us with mild surprise. Marian gasped.
"Him, that's right," she said, her brows wrinkled in thought. "Some of the professors have babies. Do you suppose they'd let us borrow them?" She nodded. "We're really trying to protect Schuberthern. He's our twins."
"Oh, u—professors, we'd like to have you explain the James-Lange theory of emotions for us again," she stunned. "We-er, we didn't quite get it in class."
"Ah, yes" smiled the professor. "I quite understand, stop just in time after class. I shall be glad to discuss the matter in detail with two students taking such an unusual interest in the subject."
caution "Why, certainly," the professor beamed. "I had no idea you took such an interest in the subject. Just step into my study and I will go over the whole material with you."
"Oh, we wouldn't want to take your time today?"
"Ah, married hurriely, and I felt my辈 turming alternately a pale green and a warm red. We just wanted you to know we wanted to know what you were going to do."
We harried away, and on some as we were out of sight of the house, sank down some steps to steer.
"Whence," said Marin. "I guess that won't work. We'll just have to pick up some babies."
I was rather apprehensive, but I admired Marion's manner of decision, and was determined I would not have to ask.
"You mean steel some!" I guess. I had not yet recovered from our late experience.
"Oh, it wouldn't be exactly stealing them. We'd return them as soon as anunc Joana leaves."
"How many would we need?" I asked.
"Let me see," Marian pondered a moment. "I know! We'd only need one! The others could be visiting their parents."
"Not original?" I protested, my sense of the fitness of things coming to the fore.
"Oh, well, their other relatives, then. That can be arranged."
It was almost noon, and Ucile Joshua's train was due at five o'clock. We an hour walking the streets, dodging our classmates and keeping a sharp lookout for a child we thought suitable. I never fully appreciated the difficulties of a billionaire fore. Just as we would get a likely lookout from a man who would appear on the street, as we would lose our nerve, or there would be too many people about.
The town is not so large as to take long to cover it, and we had almost reached Professor Schonbauser's street again when we spied a little unherald of about four years playing in an alley-swy. We looked carefully about. There was no one. We walked up to the wall with half a block away. We walked bolly up to him.
"Hello, sorry," said Marten. "Do you like candy?" He looked up with a grin, he was really a most charming man.
" Sure, said he. " Which way do you live?" asked Martin.
"Sure," said he.
When he pointed south. We each took him by a hand and walked north with him. He came willingly enough for a while. Then he pulled back.
"Candy!" said our orphan.
"Candid!" said our opinion.
I went into a drive game and bought a huge sack of gunpowder. When whenever he showed signs of gunpowder we popped a gunmash into his mouth and he came along quite peaceably.
and he came along quietly. Arrived at the dermatory, we explained to the housemother that we were entertaining little Bobby for the afternoons and also mentioned the fact that we were making Mariana's uncle at the 0'clock o'clock. The other girls were out playing tennis or on other business. We put up a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door, and the afternoon free for coaching Bobby.
In a room he looked even more soiled than he had outside.
"There's nothing for it," said Marinan. "We'll have to clean him up."
So we understudied him, umnificid of his protests, and while Marian gave him a bath, I washed out his clothes and hung them up to dry. He was fairly content rolled in a blanket and sat on the bench for the entire last just before time to meet the train, in order to have him in the freshest possible condition for Uncle Joseph.
est押着 chinners.
We repeated them and over to him (wishing we had a second synonym) that we were going to play that he was an orphan and that we were taking care of him, and that he was to be very nice to the gentleman he was going to see soon. We punctuated the teachings with grumms.
Four o'clock arrived, I raised Bobby's clothes, which reach, quite good like when clean, and we dressed him and got ready, ourselves. Finally we allled forth to the staircase, our quite informal clothes, and we engulfedalized in our core of an orphan. I took along the amulets in case of an emergency.
Fire block found us waiting for the train, and me at night with rather a shaky feeling. But the sight of Mariane's sorrow contemnience, and Bobby sucking a gumdepress measured me.
The train railed in and a stream of students returned from week end wisely descended. In their year was a man whom I instantly concluded must be Ucile Joseph. He could be no other. He was rather obliterated, tall and angular, in a black suit with a white string tie, and a black foul hat.
Marian walked toward him with a smile of greet ing, Bobby and I trailing her.
Mr. M., provisional, said he must be *be?* said Uncle Joeben, putting his finger under Bobby's chin. 1
"I believe you are my Uncle around," "Oh-ah, yes, and you are my sister Marian, then." He looked over his spectacles at her with a beneficent smile. "My husband you have grown!"
bing. Bobby and I training her,
"I believe you are my Uncle Joshua," she said.
"I'm an orping, and these ladies take care of me," piped our charge.
"Why Marian, I had no idea you were doing any social work," he said. "I am very, very, pleased. This is indeed the spirit I had hoped to find in my piece."
Uncle Joshua looked surprised.
Marian grew rather red.
Marvin grew up really well. "I really" she stammered, "Not permanently, you understand—or, n-- well—"
very pleased.
We had turned and were leaving the station. As
permanently, you obstruct...
Uncle Joshua nodded.
"Modesty is very becoming in the young," he问
tand, "and she too rare. As I said, I am very
modest."
tumb, there was a crowd of students about. They looked after us in surprise; but as we took no notice of them, they did not blow up, and I drew a breath of relief. A sudden sense of shame at our deceptive pursuit over me, but I knew it was hers. I hurried my heart and took a fresh crisp入 the sand of guckleburr.
Outside, Marian introduced me.
"You are with Martian in this enterprise?" asked
Joshua Jackson
Uncle Joshua.
"Oh, yes," I assured him.
Uncle Joshua remarked that his train left at seven. Two hours! I thought. Well, even two hours would be ever some time.
We had resolved to walk Uncle Joahn over the campus, pointing out the objects of interest, hoping by this means to keep his mind off of orphans, and also to keep him away from the dormitory.
Every time Babby opened his mouth I put a dumdeep into it, and Martin asked as rapidly as possible; but we could see that Uncle Joe's mind was not on the history of Classeen Hall, or the date when the administration building burned down. He wanted to talk about orphans.
Finally Uncle Joahua remarked that he was rather tired, and sat down on a park bench. Marian looked at me in despair. Feeling that I ought to do something, I asked Uncle Joahua if he would not go to dinner. I had just remembered the man and had had no hush. That to be very careful, and that he was for one, could either just have a little talkfeel, since the time was to short.
I could do nothing more, so I looked at Marien and then we both looked at Bobby. Uncle Joohus was looking at Bobby, too. I had not never noticed before that the child had such a peculiar color. He was a sort of pale green. He opened his mouth, and I thought he was going to cry. I said,
"Here, Bobby, have a nice gumdrop?" and held it entitiously before him. He looked at the candy and became, if possible, a shade greener than before, said Uilee Joshua.
"Really, is the child quite well?"
The next few minutes dispelled all doubts. Up came grundrocks to an extent that amazed even me, who knew the size of the sack. How we had managed to get them all in, him is to him an unbroken cord.
question the occasion of getting Bobby back to the dermatology and ministering to him after we arrived, all questions regarding orphans were forgotten by Uncle Joshua and ourselves. By the time we had Bobly in order again, he would have tried to do his work to应对 for his train. As he hurriedly gave good-bye, he said to Mariam.
mattered, I will be proud of you, my dear nose.
You will continue your college education at my ex-
pense.
Marian come back to our room and dropped
wrently into a chair.
"Well, that's over," she sighed.
"Dat' are not over," and I. "What are we going to do with Bobba?"
"Um-um, that's right," said Marinan. "Bobby,
what's your name?"
"Bobby," said he.
"Yes, but Bobby what?"
"Bobby Schoenhauser."
"Daddy's bouncing him!" "Bobby's bouncing him!" "Why that gnaw, Bobby!" "Bobby's bouncing him!" "Come the name clearly bounces him."
"Yes, yes, hush," I said. Marian was frozen into imobility. "Marian, we will have to get him home at once, and make a full confession. I believe they've been very nice to the five' dearest. This must be one of the twins."
So it came about that we once more marched up Professor Schoenhauser's walk with fear and trembling, this time with a child instead of in search room. The house was lighted in almost every room, and I had scarcely lifted my hand from the knocker when the door opened and Professor Schoenhauner appeared, his glasses awry and his bushy hair rumpled.
siblings," he cried. And to us, "You have found him!" he lifted himself in his arms. "Ache, meh all the time."
"I've been an orphan and these ladies took care of me!" said Boby sleepily.
The professor beamed at us.
"My door young ladies," he said, "I can never repay you. But if you will stop in tomorrow I will explain the theory that is and it is absurd to object that I can. My time is at your disposal." And the door closed.
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that you brown you north southern skies what
wrote
jung using
them still sky saw our goodbye so now i sing of trees and hills and rocks and rilla as posts slog
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