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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS
University Daily Kansar
Official Student Paper of
THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF...CLINTON FEENEY
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Clarence Rupp Mary Bartram
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Night Editor William Nichols
Sparting Editor Carl E. Cooper
Alumni Editor Owen Paul
Alumni Editor Kevin Rowe
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ADV. MANAGER BARBARA GLANVILEE
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Assistant Adv. Mgr.
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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 27. 1930
SOAP ONCE MORE
It is with a feeling of the deepest satisfaction that we receive the assurance of the department of physical therapy, back in the shower rooms to stay.
The cause, it appears, was that the thing-u-nob-bob was plugged up. It had been noticed that students were been noticeably surprisingly small amount of water.
We hope soap is back to stay. We bear in mind the horrible example of what happened to Father Plotinus in the third century. Plotinus, says his faithful chronicler, "never bathed, contenting himself with the daily massage." And one day he had to give up the massage, and his days were numbered thereafter. Soap is a principal dear to our hearts—e.g., "goldiness"—and the department of physical education is entrusted with a responsibility it cannot afford to ignore.
And still another sign of spring—a large snake being killed by a young man. Evidently human beings weren't the only ones fooled by the summer weather.
EDUCATED WOMEN
The March issue of Serribe's contain a lamentation on the scarcity of women who possess both a B. S, and a "Mrs." In this article on "Women's Colleges and Race Extinction," Henry T. Moore, president of Skidmore college, points out that there are fewer married women among those who have been educated scientifically, than among those who have studied the arts.
Mr. Moore continues by quoting statistics, and setting forth an astonishing amount of data to prove his point. And, though his statistics are based on women's colleges, they would undoubtedly hold true with any coeducational institution as well.
It is a well known fact that a man will not be interested in a woman who is his mental superior. Men still want their women to be clinging vines, depend and dependent on masculine brawn. They do not want women who can converse intelligently on stocks or bonds or the theory of relativity.
This has always been the case, and will probably continue ad infinitum. So we may continue to expect scientifically educated "old mids," and to be overwhelmed with a dearth of married women who prefer to talk about Mrs. So-and-So's last operation.
GOD BLESS 'EM!
One fact is sure to be brought home to the student of our state press at some time or other. The real heroes of Kansas journalism are the wives of the columnists.
How do they stand it? Every so often one finds a complete column devoted to the Other Half, discussing the daring of rocks, the wearing and not wearing of adornment, the clash of radio preferences, and occasionally a few things we blush to mention. Any man who writes a thousand words a day over his signature is sure to reveal much of himself; but he can't stop there—the must lay bare
souls, and heaven help the child rein if they get on papa's nerves. There are feminine columnists; to be sure; just let them turn loose a crack at the males, and watch the avalanche of responses. There even have been known to exist bachelor columnists, who waver between misogyny and sentimentality. But your true married man never wavers. Day in, day out, eyes alight with an unholy gleam, he pounds out his family on his typwriter.
At least one recent revolt has come to light—wife threatened her husband with another column, if she had to start a paper of her own to do it. We know about this because the columnist used it as an example of feminine perseverity. But she never carried it through. Need it be remarked that there was a noticeable lowering of the columnar voice for a few issues thereafter?
At least the cat which found its way into the library the other afternoon gave the students a legitimate reason for not studying.
OFF WITH THE NEW
We pause to ask why it is that people insist on calling buildings and institutions "new" after they have been used for a number of years. The cafeteria is in its third year of service, as an the auditorium. But we still write checks to "The New Cafeteria", and talk about the "New Auditorium". These have not been named so we probably shall continue to say "new", for sheer lack of a better
A few of us say "the old Common building", while some of us call it "Orcestra hall". Neither is this quite appropriate, since it is no longer used as the Commons, and is occupied by several organizations other than veneiras.
At least, we can say "new Snow hall," though the "new" will probably stick for years after old Snow hall has been torn down.
Why not start a few contests for the purpose of naming some of the "new" things around the campus?
A WORTHY CAUSE
One can scarcely pick up a newspaper without noticing that someone somewhere has been drowned. If there must be death by drowning, at least their number can be reduced; and the Red Cress is doing a real service to society when it provides, through its local chapters, that in-
tructors shall go to various parts of he country to give instruction in life aiving and first aid.
During the latter part of this week there will be an instructor in Lawrence to give demonstration in the junior high school, the senior high school and the University. He will also spend some time with the Lawrence fire department giving first aid work instruction.
The class periods will be comparatively short, but they will give concentrated training to those who await themselves of the opportunity to attend them. Not only are these people trained, but each of them in turn promises to test others before he can obtain an examiner's certificate or even enter the examiner's school. In this manner the organization provides for the continuance of the work which 't has begun.
The Red Cross is doing a good work
A SENATE BOMBING
Charlie Curtis, well-known chief of the Kaw tribe, has received a threat to blow him up—him and the senate, officials Watson, Moses, and Coundhall.
Who sent the threat? It seems to us that the President has more real justification than any unbalanced "reels" to whom the general public might misbe it.
The Kansas is undecided as to the merit of a senate bombing right now. On the one hand, Curtis comes from our esteemed neighboring village, Teoka; Senator Moses is a pretty clever wisneracker; and Senator Copeland makes a fair doctor. 'What Senator Watson is good for we know not.' But on the other hand, there is this trait business, and prohibition, and taxation, and God knows what thereafter.
Read the Kansan want ads.
CALL ---1300
Norman Thomas will speak at an all-University convention Friday morning
10 in the University Auditorium.
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OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. XXVII 27,1930 No. 119
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LL UNIVERSITY CONVOCATION:
By guarding against these instances of undemocratic practice, students would have at least the advantage of democracy as a security of opportunity.
The Commodity club will meet at 4:15 tompm.
JOHN W, SHIVELY, Secretary.
for
M. I. Wright
The Christian Science society of the University will meet at 7:30 in the rest room of central Administration building.
I sincerely appreciate and second the editorial in the Karsan concerning soap in the gym.
Why not an editorial on hot water late in the afternoon as well? I can usually manage to carry soap but hanged if I can carry hot water,
Is it the desire of the University that students be divided into two faculties? Opinion on fraternity and the bark? Opinion on the contrary holds that the university should divide division.
Editor, Daily Kansan:
C. G. R.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY:
Yet, the junior proam managers have recently arranged for a "Queen of the Order" membership, without the consideration of a single representative of the order in the Lawrence homes. This incident, like the selection of the Jayhawk queens, creates an opening to a prospective proach that K. U., is no place for youth to learn and practice demo-
Campus Opinion
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The Communitian club will meet at 7:15 tonight.
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If You're a Judge of Merchandise
You Can Win $5 to $20
Tomorrow Evening
As a feature of the Annual Spring Fashion Exhibition Friday Evening, we will have on display in our windows four Complete Ensembles. Each ensemble will be a set of three matching card placed in the display. Four prizes of $5 each in merchandise will be awarded to the person or organization that prepares the best of the merchandise in each of these ensembles.
All guesses must be turned in at this store not later than Saturday at 9 p.m.
Announcement of the winners will be made in Tuesday's Kansan, March 4th.
where Society Brand Clothes are sold