PAGE TWO MONDAY, FEBRUARY 10, 1630 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas EDITOR-IN-CHIEP ___ CLINTON FEENEY MANAGING EDITOR LESTER SUILHER Sunday Editor Katherine Bellmorew Musketeer James Maukman Makeup Editor Laoh Max Maukman Night Edit William Nicholas Night Editor William Nicholas Spartan Editor Kurt C. Kemper Alumni Editor Vince Owen Alumni Editor David Pewell Newspaper Editor ADV. MANAGER BARBARA KENNETH Assistant Adv. Marr Adv. Adv. Marr Associate Adv. Marr Assistant Adv. Marr Associate Adv. Marr Job No: Mc Murray Job No: Mc Murray Job No: Mc Murray Job No: Mc Murray Cilion Clinton Arthur Circle Arthro Circle Mary Worsel Lester Suther Lester Suther Aubrey Bouchie Dotty Demin Willis W. A. Baugherty Jason J. Keeffe Marian Chevrier Telephones Business Office K, U. 64 News Room K, U. 25 Night Connection 2701K2 Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Illinois at Chicago, in The Front of the Department of Journalism. Subscription price, $4.00 per year, payable in advance. Single copies, be each. In advance, single letters, be each. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1890, at the邮局 at Lawrence Kannan, under the act of March 3, 1890. MONDAY, FEBRUARY 10, 1930 COLLEGE EDUCATION As we start on this, the second semester, we realize that quite a few of those who were with us last semester have gone out into the world. Some of that number went directly into a profession for which they had taken special training, while here. They had held up before them that profession as a goal, an objective, and had worked toward it. But others were merely acquiring that something known as College education. No, they didn't make very good grades, but why should they when they managed to get by? They weren't quite sure just what they would do when they were through. They were positive, however, that their sheepkin would get them something wonderful. It is this type of graduate that hurts the reputation of good schools, and makes it hard for the well-trained graduate to secure a position. A definite objective is very necessary training for life. Molling Mullis says that not many college girls are perfect, and what is more important, not many of them wish to be so. TOO MANY COOKS There is an old saying that too many cooks spoil the broth. This is forcefully illustrated by the present tariff schedule Congress is trying to adopt. The President hoped that a tariff favorable to the farmers could be adopted. When a bill having that purpose was introduced the industrialists immediately began proposing additions and demanding subtractions until the present bill is nothing of its former self. Now there is talk that the whole thing will be dropped; that the present tariff bill is better suited to the needs of the country than the bill pending on the calendar. Not so long ago lobbying was put in the limelight by the maneuvers of the new Senator Grundy. It is that work which is causing the present unrest. It is good that those interested in a bill can talk with legislators and tell them their side of the question, but when lobbyists get so powerful that they can dictate the course of legislation it is time for the country to wake up. A chapter of the W.C.T.U. recently held a mock trial to show how easy it is to convict bootleggers. The jury hung, being 9 to 3 for acquittal. The psychology of the jury should be investigated by President Hoover's commission. THE SAP ARISES Till your pink tipped oak, ear ojgers students, and listen to the customary little warning issued semi-annually. Be not carried away by the balmy little zephyra sweeping around the campus nor be led astray by the springing little grass blades that are beginning to peep forth from the soothing embrace of the comforting sod. For sad as it may seem, spring is not yet here. Lull to sleep once more the tiny voice that is striving to break down your good intentions to start the new semester. Heed not insidious whisperies that urge you to call up the little girl who holds the most accessible spot of your heart and invite her to go forth on a little walk with you to enjoy the moon. For in spite of all the little tricks that the weather may play on you, the time is really at hand when it is necessary to get down to the old routine and study once more. It is once more the time of year when the sap arises not only in the bonnie bush, but from the study tables throughout the land as well. This is the time when perfect resolutions to study and make better grades than ever before begin to crumble and decay. It is the time when the Phi Beta Kappa urge begins to weaken under the spell of Circe spring. Remember though, fellow students, that after all college work is perhaps the most serious of your life. And beware the Ides of March. Could parrot fever be guarded against by vaccination with a Victrola needle? [NTELLIGENCE AND PARKING] There is no law against moronic parking on the drive east of Prasser hall. Perhaps it just as well. Law not backed by intelligence is sociologically unsound. Parking, therefore, on that particular drive, seems to be a matter of intelligence, of which there is a wooful lack. Faculty members are guilty. Our fellow members of the student body transgress not alone. And surely you know to what we refer. It is the parking of campus licensed vehicles headed in the wrong direction and at all angles except 180 degrees, and suspected into space without secured point and best footing. ders fore and aft. That is what we call moronic parking. Cars should be parked east of Fraser only on the east side of the drive, facing north, and parallel to the curb. Any other parking practice is anti-social. Now that the new semester is turtled, students can bein putting if until tomorrow what they do not ave to do today. GRADES FOR BOTH INSTRUCTORS AND STUDENTS 1, Average Student, only scratched a "D" in that course, but the instructor, Certain Type, flunked it. I got a "D" because I was dumb, his grade was a flunk because he failed as a teacher to teach me anything. I wasn't surprised that he found me dumb. I took the course because I knew I was dumb and I wanted to learn something about that subject. But I was surprised that I had to flunk him, surprised at his methods. I was more than surprised—I was dismayed. It was exasperating that the morning I was expecting to learn of the Disarmament Conference the instructor spent the hour telling of the clever sayings of his children. I was disappointed that my intolerable rights of free speech were disregarded and I was marked down when I disagreed with the instructor. Some of us in the class were at a disadvantage also in that no one told us to laugh at the old jokes that had no point and less humor. Some fact that I never learned might have been taught us at that time. And those stories about what he used to do in another university took up an awful lot of my limited time for on cadavers in anatomy laboratory. My grade depended on my final examination—a final that came the same day with another hard final. I happened to have a bad toothache that day, but that wasn't taken into account. To be measured mentally by just one impression left me out of luck. But after all my "D" hurts only so, but the Certain Type Instructor turned loose on other unsuspecting students in his courses. Another disadvantage of the fire was that so many students did not get their usual Saturday morning sleep. A COMMON-SENSE DECISION Motor-car manufacturers have decided that during 1030 they will not produce on a schedule determined for a long period in advance. Instead, production will be sealed to meet the demands of the industry leaders in the automobile industry have at last awakened to the fact that overproduction has been the cause for the development of the used-car evil. For several years the oversupply of used cars has been a drug on the automobile market. Sales managers attempted to find a remedy for the evils of the situation in the used-car business itself, but have finally decided that they have merely been dealing with the symptoms of the more primary and much more dangerous evil of overproduction. The fact that sales managers are awake to the economic demands of their business, and are willing to give these demands precedence over hydraulic brakes, front-wheel drives, and other talking points of the high-pressure salesman, should prove a source of great satisfaction to the practical business man. Don't you feel rightless when you decide not to go to church, finally go, and then the pastor announces that there will be "A very short sermon"? Sooner Track Men Take K.C.A.C. Meet—Kansan headline. For once the Sooner men are the most. We see where Georgia University women ask for permission to smoke in University buildings. They'd better not tell the authorities about K, U, sorority house fires. We suggest that the quickest way to remove old Snow hall will be to turn it into a dance hall, with smoking allowed. The destruction of saddles and other riding equipment in the fire Saturday reminds us of the livery stable blazes we watched in our younger days. They were usually lighted by lighted matched. All of which goes to prove that human carelessness has not changed much in a decade. Visitors to the automobile show at Kansas City this week will observe that the horse-and-buggy sheik who entertained his love with a harmonica while Dobbin bumbled down the dane, could now tune in on any radio station while he parked in the shadow of the same lane. The Campus Mews Childhood Fantasy I go to the beautiful realm of stars. By a path of mossy green. In the moonlight I see it winding Up to the mountain of dreams. The air is sweet with the breath of pines. So I climb ever upward the mountain of dreams. And rest on its snowy height. I gaze at the stars that twinkle and gleam The audience which almost filled a Dickinson theater yesterday afternoon to hear the benefit concert of "Gentleman" and the cented in what it may have expected if the club in its final Lawrence appearance before going to Norman Lawson Theater, would not be least outstanding of technique and control which credited expert directionality with the performance. At The Concert Forgotten the cares of day. Like jewels in the robe of night. There are pink flowers by the way. My soul is filled with a peace sub lime. From the happy gurgling mountain stream --between groups, speciality tax assessors (TAs), and a team of Maya and Horse Leisure in Chairo and a tapping ensemble, and solos by Al Centre and McChee. McChee provides tax assessment for her clients. The club in ensemble presented four groups. In the first, the part harmony and volume control in the "Song" version was played with a varied verse parts were in well-subdued contrast to the choruses. A hushed dreaming quality of tone, which gave the impression of subdued power was shown in Macmillan's "The Yolk," which is In the third group, the "Sligh" showed a lighter mood and voice quality. The crouning, highly melodic effect of this tone is one of the most pleasing numbers. In the second group, Mendelsohn's "Hunter's Farewell" was perhaps the least impressive number of the contenders, but it was well imitated. In contrast, the "Deathless Army" was outstanding. March 1935 was the year you subordinate to the melody; crescendo and diminuendo effects were used in the climax into a harmonic climax at the end. Meandering on its way. Refreshed by the drink I remember the dream But first I kneel and drink The fourth division consisted of the contest group which the club will sing at Norman, and was led by Dean Matthews, a 21st student director of the club. The club made as at the Thursday night concert. It was in these numbers that the club showed its only falting The closing with "I'm a Jayhawk," the traditional interpretations of the song ever done by University clubs. Then down my path I wander again, When the sky grows rosy pink, Bark to my tools and the humble of Back to my tasks and the haunts of men. American Institute of Dalcroze Eurythmics And carry it through the day. MODERN Education in RHYTHM MOVEMENT MUSIC Body Technique, Flat Motion, Wilfer Improvement. To the preacher life's a sermon, To the joker life's a jest; To the miser life is money, To the loafer it is rest; To the lawyer life's a trial, To the doctor life's a patient Who needs treatment right along To the soldier life's a battle, To the gambler it's a good thing to the graffit, It's a failure to the fool. To the man upon the engine, Life's a gamble to the gumbler, To the merchant life is trade. Life is but a long vacation Life's a work, Life's a everlasting duty To shun duty, to the shirk. To the earnest student worker, Life is what we try to make it. NORMAL TRAINING Deduce Certificate provides New Profession for College and Music Students LEAD AWAY BOOK OUTS Booklet on Request PAUL BELL, DIRECTOR Life is what we try to make it, Listen, what is life to you? Canada to Have Copies of Famed Bison Carvin London—Canada is to have two replicas of one of the most famous, and most important, national groups in the world. Accordingly a note in Nature, a replica of the famous sculptured bison group on Mount Rushmore, in the Ariège district has been ordered by Dr. Henry Ami, director of the National Prehistory in France, for Ottawa, Canada, to be made for Prof. W. A. Parks, of the geological department of the Uttarakhand region. It is considered highly appropriate that Canada should have specimens of the bison as represented in this book. It is also important to masterpieces of plastic art, Canada is now the home of by far the majority of living bison, which belong to the same genus as those hunted here and can be trapped. The species is of course not identical. Read the Kansan Want Ads You will not be disappointed with food or service at the The Right Food Keeps One Healthy and Happy. Science Service Phone 275 in Your Union Building FLOWERS for VALENTINES WHITCOMBS GREENHOUSE 9th at Tenn. St. EXTRA SPECIAL Big 3-Hole Canvas Note Book $1.00 with paper free We carry note papers, inks, fountain pens, engineer drawing sets, slide rules. COE'S DRUG STORE Open till 11 p. m. It's Handy A Valentine Gift under the arm of an old suit will destroy the thrill of any date. Give her a double surprise by wearing a new Spring Suit by Society Brand and carrying a box of Holeproof Hosiery under your arm for her Valentine Gift! OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XVII February 10, 1930 No. 104 Students from A to G, inclusive, may obtain their grades at the Registra's office on Tuesday, Feb. 11. GRADEs; GEORGE O. FOSTER, Registrar. ROTANY CLUB: PHI BETA KAPPA ANNIVERSARY COMMITTEE The picture for the Jahyahw will be taken at Squires studio at 12:30 Tuesday noon. All members must be present. E. F. ENGEL, President The Phi Beta Kappa anniversary committee will meet at 6 Tuesday evening at the Union building. PHI LAMBDA SIGMA: Phi Lambda Sigma will meet at 5:30 Tuesday evening, Feb. 11, at Westminster hall. MARGARET KILBOURNE, Secretary. 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