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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
MONDAY. JANUARY 20. 1930
University Daily Kansan
Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas
EDITOR-IN-CHEIF ..WM. A. DAUGHERTY
Associate Kandee
Maurine Miller        Kenneth Paddoel
MANAGING EDITOR  LAWRENCE MANN
Sunday Editor  Lester Koster
Monday Editor  Michael P. McDonough
Counselor Editors  Roberta Culbertson
Noble Editors  Lash Mim Rimelman
Night Editor  Aileen Rumph
Sunday Magazine Editor  Daniel Discount
Purchase Editor  Marcy Murray
Purchase Editor  Marcy Murray
ADV. MANAGER MAURINE CLEVERWEN
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KANSAS HOARD MEMBERS
Katherine Mann
Lawrence Ann
Anthony Carroll
Mary Woold
John Lockhart
William A. Dangert
Jane S. Weck
Michael C. McGuire
Business Office Telephone: K. 17. 66 Business Office Telephone: K. 17. 66 Night Connection 20493 Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of History at the University of Kanun, from the Press of the Department. Subscription price, $40 per year, perableurchase. Rate on second-chance mailmaster September 17, 1954, at the邮件馆 at Lawrence, Kansas. Mailorder fee not included.
COURTESY AND PARKING
MONDAY. JANUARY 20, 1930
May success accompany the Lawrence police department's recently inaugurated courtesy campaign by which it is intended to educate automobile drivers to park correctly.
Doublesh, a number of erring ones from the Hill already have been cided for their carelessness by the small cardboard tags which instruct
distance from the next car, or be the twin car markers." It is to be hoped that University automobile drivers will co-operate in carrying out this safety measure, which if successful, will make possible the parking of many more machines than which formerly occupied the same space. And if it is successful, perhaps the spirit will spread to Mount Orenad. Nothing would be more welcome than "courtesy" among those Hill-jay-parkers who in lasciaste haze park their cars helmet skater, zig zag, in the wrong direction, taking up too much space, and meaning traffic.
DRAFTS
In all fairness the writer of the campus opinion condemning student graders should remember that Babe Rath, Lindbergh and other celebrities have their "ghost writers" so why should not the professors have their "ghost readers"?
Watson Library should have some means of ventilation that does not involve the direct method of opening windows. The temperature of such an important and much-used building should be regulated in some indirect, more uniform, and efficient manner. The present state of affairs is completely unsatisfactory.
A few days ago, the library was entirely too well heated. The warm atmosphere was much more conducive to sleep than to study. For the last few days, however, the temperature inside, with the weather outside, has taken a decided drop. This was due, no doubt, to the complaints of the students who had found the library too warm; but now they are complaining as loudly about the sudden coolness.
Students have been forced to attempt to study wrapped up in their coats and hugging their collars high. The direct wind from the open windows has aggravated many a cold and has actually caused many another. Just at the time of year when students need the library most in preparing for their finals, it is extremely unfortunate that this popular building should not have some more comfortable and efficient means of ventilation.
Some of the men on the campus are trying to make us believe that the co-eds are trying to "keep that fool-girl complexion."
DIVERSIONS
What would students in classrooms do if they were not periodically relieved by timely interruptions on the part of wandering troubadours in the
Just when a history instructor
the administration building begins a solitary concern concerning the diplomatic relations of South American countries, or an American government professor concludes a comparison of the differences between federal and state regulations, two men in the hall, evidently hard of hearing, tramp by speaking of their latest educational grievances. By the time the students gigglingly discuss the affair with their neighbors while waiting for the instructor's look of eagerness to vanish, someone else repeats the procedure. After some few moments of unwonted quiet, several members of the fair sex conduct an impromptu race through the halls, thus further breaking up the studious serenity of the classroom.
when the instructor announces that he is going to devote the remaining five minutes in an attempt to finish the assigned chapter, the resounding strains of "Turn on the Hear," emanate from the corridor. This usually reminds some class member that the room is chilly. This in turn causes the professor to recall some reminiscence of his youth, the point of which is pointless. As he returns to the business at hand the noon whistle precipitates the usual rush for the door.
Yes, indeed, the professors and students are very thankful for the thoughtful interruptions which so pleasantly break up a period which otherwise might be wasted on the subject mentioned in the catalogue.
A DENTAL CLINIC
The health fee of six dollars a year does not cover as much service as might profitably be given.
Because of the great number of students in Lawrence, the dentists of the town are able to charge high metropolitan prices for their work, and they are usually so rushed that appointments must be made ten days or two weeks beforehand.
It would be a great deal more efficient and much cheaper to raise the health fee to, say ten dollars a year and to furnish free dental service. $40,000 per annum ought to cover all expenses of the dispensary and dental clinic very easily.
Experts agree that one should go to a dentist at least twice a year. The saving to every student right there is more than cycle use for 10-15% increase.
A and a dental clinic would eliminate the great expense that is incurred when an emergency comes. As it is now, everyone who has a dental alliance is inclined to postpone having treatment because of inability to pay a heavy bill. Procrastination of this sort is the most troublesome process in the world. Its consequences are sometimes permanent.
THIRTEEN DRIVERS IN 100 ARE FIT TO DRIVE
The traffic troubles of 87 out of every 100 drivers, who actually come into court for traffic violations, might be predictable in advance, it is reported in the Survey for last month. Such was the finding of a clinical study of 100 traffic offenders brought before the recorder's court of Detroit.
The conclusions of the examiners were that a large per cent of traffic violators who come to court are not to be deemed competent or safe drivers. Out of the group selected at random, 12 were classified as definitely feeble-minded, 12 as of inferior intelligence, one as psychotic or insane; one showed an active epileptiform tendency; at least three were very seriously handicapped physically; 46 were seriously handicapped by alcoholism; three had no license; 35 insurance; and 25 no liability insurance. Only 13 out of the 100 examined were given a clean bill of health as safe drivers.
The violators were so chosen as to provide as nearly a representative group as possible, so that the results should be fairly accurate, starting as they are. And such results should point the way to stricter licensing procedure as an effective curb to inefficient drivers. Once the physically and mentally incapable are prohibited from endangering the lives of others, attention can be turned to the smaller but more perplexing group, the normal but reckless, inexcessually careless driver.
Being the Ravings of Persons With Poetic Complexes Undergoing the Throes of Pre-Final Week
The Campus Mews
On Opening an Ink bottle for the First Time
'...Aw! There, it is, loose. Not either, ... Darn n
still Another Triolet, But Why?
Sing a little sing song
In praise of prohibition.
Never let it rime wrong,
Snappy little sing song;
Never write a line how,
Fashion with the rhythm.
Sing a little sing song
In praise of prohibition.
Nature Poem
He tread upon the snowy walk;
he crossed the slippery street;
He run along the eyc path;
But, then, does have four feet
Nocturne
Twaa Tennessee at midnight
Not a street-car was in sight.
A man there waited
him home when he
cursing his wretched plight.
A sadder, wiser man now live
Who knows
that stove car stop
That car no more
from owl'sclock till morn.
Twas the Night Before Finals
Twens the night before finals
When all through the rooms
their shoes sunk in deep glooms.
They were sunk in deep glooms.
Their Parker's were filled
By the gryphls with distress.
By the fireflies with terror.
They wouldn't run out.
The day did arrive
But none were alive;
they didn't put pots
Like a group of small ghosts.
Olympus at a Little Lord Faunterley
I want to have fun
And dress like a princess,
And stay with them, to dress
And stay up until one.
Sad. But True
Sad But truth
but but true that但真
My haters go in the fall
Yet waffled on a Kansas gale.
Yet chance is like a nail
People Refuse to Allow Prince to Quit Th
Paris, — (UP) — Securely hone away near the head-waters of the Rhine is a hilliputian principality, the last one to be deprived of its princely surrender in order to join the swelling ranks of democracy. Liechtenstein has been deprived of its recently welcomed a new reigning prince and renewed its oath of allegiance to the successor monarch until municipal governments after the World War it was generally thought that the old prince would have been forced to abdicate with other departing members of the Hapsburg dynasty. Evidently of the fact, the prince sought to withdraw into private life by quickly informing his faux-subsequent Claoning protections of fealty, respect and affection from the rustic inhabitants of the tiny state, followed by a new archbishop's announcement, Prince John, a resident for many years in Vienna, was deeply touched by the loyalty
Correspondent Finds Three Examples of Little Work and Big Money in N. Y.
New York. I killed a couple of hours the other night just going around to see how some people make their living in New York. I found three good
By G. B. Winstead
outside the World building on Park Row, just across the street from City Hall and near the Wooldworth building and postoffice stands a well-dressed, rather stout man about 35 years of age. He was holding in his hand styptic pencils which stop the flow of blood<sup>1</sup>.
By G. B. Winstead
United Press Staff Correspondent
He sells the pennels three for a nickel. One will last a lifetime, but this售罄会给你 your money's worth.
I purchased three of the papers and asked him if business was good.
In two hours one of the women returned and I heard the conversation. "How was it?" the mother asked her son.
"My business is just as good one day as it is another, feller," he replied. I still enough of these things to work on before I then iql work. Some days I work longer to make the $30 than others, and so I get a better job before I let the belt bit tired of standing here. You'd be surprised at the number of people who pass this
The next observation was on a subway train. I noticed two blind men, led into the car by women. Both men were young, well-dressed and in good condition of the woman was without a doubt the mother of her charge. The other woman was young, well-dressed and in good condition of the woman was without a doubt the mother of her charge. The other woman was young, well-dressed and in good condition of the woman was without a doubt the mother of her charge. All four took the train at the same station—in Greenwich Village.
The women placed their charges on either side of a popular movie house in the Village and left them—after producing an "I am Blind" sign and
Plain Tales From the Hill
The Eric Tale on How the Engineers Turned on the Heat
For night on two winters the engineers who occupy room 14 in Marvin hall have alived and complained that the steam radiator some one suggested to them the idea of putting an electric fan behind the steam radiator (which is on the ceiling) in order to blow the bunt the heat and keep it cool. They set they to work. Then in walked the hero. He was a student and, being unlearned, asked why the radiator didn't burn the men who claimed to be engineers. Handling hot steam pipes with great cut abandon. The engineers stopped work to think. They repeated the question to themselves. Then they turned up the radiator. Euclid avenue; Radiators that do not burn are not hot; if they are not hot perhaps they are turned off. And the radiator in room 14 was found turned on and happy to two happy engineers.
Prof. Jena P. Jensen, in speaking to his Weekly Foundation Sunday morning, told the snow falls on the last and the unique; the last shoved it away and the unique
A Line of Distinction
TODAY—Iliam Dimitra and big win in an absorbing drama, entitled "Forbidden Love." Also comedy, "No Vacation?" and Paten Every.
The Water
TOMORROW—Gaston Glass and Nina Qiuraean in a thrilling melodrama。“The Red Mark.” Also “Paint the Walls” and “Mistake.” Paint Everyday News.
Even a talking picture of our New Spring Hats could not do them justice. New shapes, styles and colors. Ranging in price from $5 to $8.50
There was just time to "catch" the automobile show in Grand Central Palace.
The other blind man's escort came a little later and I followed them into the subway. They got off at Times Square and began "making" the theatrical coin. I saw at least 50 coins out into the outer cut-off cup.
At the doorway I heard,
"All right, who's next? Two dollar
wrist watches for 25 cents. Here
you are, bankrupt sale."
"About $8 here, that makes $25 today. Now let's go up to the theatrical district."
It was a street-hawker selling his ware from a leather satchel directly in front of the show entrance.
A wrist watch for 25 cents! Cheap
no matter what make! Bankrupt sale!
Bargain!
At the doorway I heard;
That fellow was selling a circle of tin with numerals to resemble a watch and a clock. He compressed the paper. The kind you buy for Junior at any little novelty course.
Quarters rolled into the man's pockets and each time he reached into his pocket, he purchased either went. into the show immediately or turned and went
That fellow was getting rich quick, and it was totally a fraud.
I bought one of the watches!
Six students at the University of North Carolina chewed gum for fifteen hours to avoid probation. As soon as they were released after the Christmas holidays in a rebuktable auto, the gas tank began to leak. The boys, knowing that if they waited several hours for the gum to melt, would be late for registration, which would mean probation and fine, applied some gum to the hole in the tank. They were obliged to wear the gum until their jaws become weaker all the time. The trip was finally finished "with one boy riding on the fender constantly" with a hammer as the gum been to suck into that apparatus.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. XVIIH 月, Jun. 20, 1930 No. 93
BOTANY CLUB:
There will be no meeting of the Botany Club this week because of examinations. The picture for the Jayhawkwer will be taken Tuesday, Feb. 14, at 8 a.m. in the Botany Club room 502.
SENIORS AND GRADUATE STUDY:
By action of the faculty of the Graduate School, seniors enrolled in sufficient work to fulfill the requirements for the first degree may complete their program with courses giving graduate credit providing the total tenure of the course and any enrollments must have the approval of the dean of the Graduate School.
Olive Border
E. B. STOUFFER, Dean.
The University Religious Conference is in charge of editing the handbook. The Executive Secretary lege. A slight charge will be made and each student will be required to
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The Cornell Daily Sun is open on its final sophomore college competition this week. It is the last of four seasons for Cornell's top candidates for members of the class of 1932 to become affiliated with the editorial board, and will be eligible for election to the major positions of editor-in-chief and managing editor in their senior year. During this year's competition, for eight weeks, competitors will be rated according to the number of articles they have written on campus work, and the attitude with which they approach and perform duties.
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