PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1920 University Daily Kansan Oceanal Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF W.M. A. DAUGHERTY Associate Editors Lela May Englin Homer Miller MANAGING EDITOR LAWRENCE MANN Sunday Editor Mary Warey Monday Editor Asha Burke Making News Editor Mary Burtney Night Editor Kathleen Borch Night Editor Kathleen Borch Sunday Magazine Editor Nanni Darcherberg Sunday Magazine Editor Nanni Darcherberg Exchange Editor Felix Fishmanbush ADV. MANAGER MAUNEIR CLEVENBERG Advisory Manager, Kareney Paddock Assistant Adm. Mgr., Kareney Paddock Director Assistant, Kareney Paddock Director Assistant, Kareney Paddock Director Assistant, Kareney Paddock Director Assistant, Kareney Paddock Lola May McCormick Lola May McCormick KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS NASHAN BOARD MEMBER Lawrence Mae Arthur Circle Mary Woolf Lester Saher Lester Saher Katherine Barch Bettie Dimmine William A. Damberg Marine Clevenger Maurine Cleverger Telephones Business Office K. U. 66 News Room K. U. 22 Night Connection 2701K3 Published in the afternoon, two times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Chicago, in the Press of the Department of Journalism. Subscription price, $1.60 per month, payable in advance. Single coupon, be each. In advance, $3.00 per month, payable 12, 15, 19, at the office at Lawrences, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 14, 1921 AND THAT'S THAT The receipt of an apology for the painting of the Uncle Jimmy Green statue by three University of Missouri men puts an end to that episode. Since no amends were called for by our Men's Student Council, it is particularly courteous in the University of Missouri to cause the extension of this formal apology. This action will tend to prevent future campus warfare. The University does not need to feel very grand and magnanimous about accepting this apology. There is no need of saying "Bad Missouri! We hope you have learned your lesson." For after all, Kansas has very little to be magnanimous about. True enough, we didn't go over to Columbia and paint up the campus, but we went to Manhattan, and the principle is the same. So it is well the apology be accepted merely as a matter of course, and to guard against our own nets in the future, so that we will not have occasion to make some apologies ourselves. A news article in the Wichita Beacon says college is the place to pick out husbands. As if we didn't know all the time why so many women come to the University! HOW ABOUT THE MEN? Since the success or failure of marriages is supposed to depend upon the woman in the case, a warning is given the modern miss against the pitfalls of the fifty-fifty plan in "Marriage on a Fifty-fifty Basis" by Mary Margaret McBride in the December Scribners. The results, she says, of new institutions growing out of newfound female freedom are judged by their effect upon woman while the effect they have upon the man in the case goes unnoticed. What has happened in many cases is that the inferiority complex which was the woman's has merely been shifted to the shoulders of the man. Too often a man whose wife pays half the household expenses and keeps herself from the proceeds of her career loses that sense of responsibility and power without which he is never a good husband. If his wife happens to earn more than he, he will develop either a feeling of inferiority and jealousy, or a willingness to have her more or less support him indefinitely, which spills ruination to martial happiness. It ruins not only the marriage but also the makings of a good man. In view of these facts, women in their new clinging-vine skirts must turn to new clinging-vine ways. After their glorious taste of freedom, they will never consent to return wholly to the old completely dependent state. But if they would keep both their freedom and their marriage success, it is up to the women to seek individual ways of combining marriage and a career in such a way that their husbands shall not lose that sense of responsibility and power without which no male attains his greatest success. At least that is the contention of the article in Scribbers—and the writer of that article is a woman. WHY GIVE PENSIONS? For the past few years, admission to Hill variations and class parties has been, and is, free to all past as present members of both the M Student Council and the W.S.G.A. is thought in this way to repay them for their unselfish work during the year, inasmuch as primary compensation is not available. The student councils, be it known, might be eulogized interminally, but free admission to varsities is considered better because it is materially more effective. we are in whole-hearted agreement with any course which is contributed to; to good student government, to the clause which grants free admission to all past members of the councils seem not only superfluous, but actually unfair. During their term of office they have had the full benefit of their privilege, and is continuance is merely an expense which is thrust upon the paying students. Certainly there is no office in the political world which continues to pay its executives after their term of office is completed, unless it is a pension, and one doesn't often find that necessary in college. The question might be carried even a step further and ask why even the present members should attend variables free of charge. The faculty obtains no such university privileges, and certainly their services are worthy. We shall confine our opposition to past members' being admitted, however, because we believe it unfair to the student body and an imposition on the pocketbooks of those whose money is appropriated for Hill activities. A Memphis man has just received a letter sent sixty-seven years ago to his father. At that rate perhaps Santa Claus' grandson will receive the letter he just wrote him. IT IS A HARD LIFE She left the classroom with a hazy idea in her mind of an assignment which had just been made. She had failed to listen attentively in class and had not bothered to ask questions while she had the opportunity. Outside of the classroom door her boy friend was waiting and they dashed down to Brick's to get a colo' before going home. When she got home, of course a good dealer later than she really meant to do, the other girls were having a big discussion about the date rule and she couldn't have studied if she'd wanted to, but she really didn't want to very badly. Came 8 o'clock and quiet hours. Everyone got quiet but she couldn't concentrate. First she straightened up her study table then she mended her hose, then she polished her nails. Eventually she got the pillows adjusted under her head and read a few pages, but she was just too sleepy for words, so she rose slowly, yawned and went to bed. Finally she lay down on the couch to study. Up she jumped, ran to the door and yelled at Mary down in the farther room and asked her how far they were supposed to read in the text. At the end of the semester when he D was sent home to the family, "I couldn't help it. That professor was terribly hard." Every day it was the same old story. What will the movies do for n her in college pictures when football captains have gone completely out of style? If you can grab your nose four times out of six with your eyes closed, a Massachusetts judge rules that you are not drunk. At last a utility has been found for big noses. We should like to advise our professors to do their Christmas assigning early before time is all spoken for. Campus Opinion No Traffic Jams In The Art Gallery Editor Daily Kansan; The current comment on traffic problems calls to mind the fact that Scotty has never been called to office. The problem is in Ad, nor in Spinner-Thayer where the works of Kansas artists are now on display. Indeed, no one has ever succeeded in catching more than a couple of people in the art rooms at one time. A notable collection of water colors is hanging in the gallery of the building, where images are not of remote and unnatural subjects which could speak only to those vested in artistic technical skill. The large glass windows size the beauty of the blue vase of gorgeous flowers, could sense the movement of a cloud, feel the movement of "The Windy Day," and could catch a glimpse of the infinite through this expression But few will bother to use their eyes for such ends. Just as few bother to use their ears for anything which requires more than a minimum In the spring there will depart from this Hill, several hundred "educated" young people. Many will find themselves enriched with culture and art in any recognizable form. Some few will remember lost opportunities with ; sigh of regret—but that will soon be forgotten. You will never know what they missed. In the meantime, we plead in de fense of our ignorance of world afairs, our preoccupation with camp pursuits; and all the while mediocre wars and other dubious time wafters thrive on patronage age. -S. E. R. Read the Kansan Want Ads. WET FEET Send People to Hospitals — Don't Take Chances. We put on good soils that look good. Electric Shoe Shop 1017 Mass. 11 W. 9th FICTION POETRY DRAMA NON-FICTION CHILDREN'S BOOKS AND RENTAL LIBRARY Christmas Gifts for Milady Unusual rings of Chinese silver set with coral, chrysoberyl, amethyst and jade. Necklaces of rose quartz, carved bone, and the beautiful Peking Blue glass, with clasps of hand-wrought silver. Delicate linens done in finest cross-stitch. Pewter, cloisonne, and boxes of many designs. Let us help you make your early selection. --news to Mr. Diplock when he had finished snapping. There happened to be a reporter who could answer or we fear that we never would have received news of the hospitalization. At The Concert The "Concerto in G Major" by Mozart with its sparkling cadensa can be heard on the piano, number, although "Ballade et Polonius" by Viensteins was very pleasing. "Three Impressions of London," by Bruckner, and "A Sunday Afternoon on the Thames Enhancement" by Groveux, both well as unusual piano number. This selection comes from the modern musician, is lively, descriptive, and colorful. By Roberta Culbertson The first graduating recital presented last night by Lacey Thomas was unusual to it that it was the first time she performed at the University. It displayed her versatility in both piano and violin but her piano work was probably the most important. --news to Mr. Diplock when he had finished snapping. There happened to be a reporter who could answer or we fear that we never would have received news of the hospitalization. Look in Your Ears for Sore Throat An official of the student hospital patient council wrote that a case of a student and diagnosed the case as one of our throat—which was caused by strep. Virginia Derey ally accompanied Miss Thomas' violin numbers while she played the second piano in the last number "Concerto E. Major" by Moskowski. Unusual ability in interpretation and splendid technique were the dominant characteristics of the program. Perfect police indicated that she was master of both instruments and had excellent taste of good taste in musical style. Plain Tales From the Hill The Columnist Shops Early The Commissit Shops Early Late Saturday evening one of our professors in the English department, Lisa Wheeler, arrived Kansas City. On each arm were two good looking men students gallantly escorting her from window to window. Their conversation couldn't be heard, but it looked no though she was reciting one of her Starbucks orders. It apparently appear in the Kansas City Star. Hospitality to Visitors We hope the Oxford debaters liked the compliment that two of our co-docs paid them during the debate, and even a phone call appeared on the platform with all of his "swainness," two young men, who he said they intended of Mr. Diplock's chars. Evidently Mr. Acklain heard them well and was told it too good to keep on conveyed the The Fencing Club will meet Thursday afternoon at 4:30 in the gymnasium. There will be a business meeting followed by practice groups. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XYH Wednesday, Dec. 11, 1929 No. 73 FENCING CLUB An important regular rehearsal of the K. U, Symphony Orchestra will be held Thursday evening at 7:30 in the main auditorium. K. U. SYMPHONY: K. O. KUERSTEINER, Director. ENGLISH LECTURE: Miss Rose Morgan will talk to freshmen and others interested on "The Elizabethan Theater" Thursday afternoon at 4:30 in room 513 Fraser Hall. INIVERSITY WOMEN'S CLUB: The University Women's Club will give a Christmas party in the Union building on Thursday evening, Dec. 12 at 10:38 o'clock. No invitations have been issued yet. EL ATENEO: La fecha de la fotografia para The Jayhawk es domingo, el 15 de diciembre, a las once de la manana, y el lugar es Squires. Fe may necessario que todas las miembros paguen a su custo pronta. Sirve pagina durante la reunión proxima que se celebrara, el 12 de marzo del año pasado. MYRON PEYTON, Presidente. Touch Typewriting Enroll with us and let our skilled teachers help you over the difficult places in learning touch typing. Special afternoon classes for University LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas. Don't Forget We Have Special Music Excellent Food and Free Biscuits Thursday Evening Why not plan to Eat Here? The New Cafeteria Smith Hemstitching & Beauty Shop 91337 Mass. Phone 683 Hosiery Mending Hossey Mending Dressmaking Iterations Pleating Hemstitching TOIDAY- John Mark Braun am Janetlee Laff with a great east in "Annapolis", a thrilling story officials and marines. Also competes. TOMORROW-Betty Bronson and Won in an extraordinary dramatic production entitled, "One's Body Rights." Also com ARSITY TONITE - TOMORROW FRIDAY SONG HITS! LAUGH HITS! DANCE HITS! Shows 1 - 7 - 9 Prices 10-30 10-50 A Metro- Goldwyn-Mayer ALL TALKING PICTURE LAWRENCE GRAY BENNY RUBIN Ready for the greatest treat of your picture - going around Duncan Sisters in their first aiding-singing- dancing picture! Don't miss! The screen! Coming Monday CHARLES "BUDDY" ROGERS Pay for Christmas Gifts Easily JOIN in HALFWAY TO HEAVEN All-Talking OUR 1930 CHRISTMAS SAVINGS CLUB Such a simple matter—just deposit a small fixed sum weekly—what ever you want to pay, from 50c to $10. You'll never miss it, and after fifty weeks you'll have a surprisingly substantial sum to defray the cost of Christmas Gifts. AND—if you adhere to the schedule—a 3% interest fee is added. THAT'S the way to save—SYSTEMATICALLY. The Lawrence National Bank The Easy Way to Pay 647 Mass. ---