PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS 2. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1920 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ... WM. A. DAUGHERTY MANAGING EDITOR... W.S. A.M. Elinton Fewsey... J.M. Editor Gladys Baker MANAGING EDITOR... LAWRENCE MAN Mike May Designer Makeup Editor... Lela May Designer Catherine Hanner Scout Editor Night Editor Robin Sutherland Robert Sutherland Sunday Magazine Editor Nami Iwashuuchi Sunday Magazine Editor Nami Iwashuuchi Exchange Editor Woolf McGillian KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS ADVERTISING MGR. . . FLOYD NELSON Assistant Adm. Mer, MCP. Marge Carewyn District Assistant, BHP. Barbara Kennedy District Assistant. Eddie McKenna District Assistant. KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS Manny Mann Katherine North Lawrence C. Mann Katherine North Mary Wurst William A. Daugherty Christopher C. Wurst Louis Lesser Maurine Clewenger Business Office K.U. 64 News Room K.U. 20 Night Connection 2791KS Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Georgia, in the press of the Department of Journalism. Subscription price, $4.00 per year, payable in advance. Simple copies. Leach each. Entered as second-class mail matriculation letter. Services waived under the act of March 3, 1879. Kanada, under the act of March 3, 1879. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1929 OLD-TIMERS RETURN Seems good to be back, doesn't it. Old Fraser looks about the same. More automobiles here than there used to be. New Snow hall looms up in the sky-line. Campus will look better next year with old Snow down and permanent steps put in for the library. Students look about the same. They wear different clothes, but funny, just the same. Old grads, classmates, are getting a little bald, and a little fat, too. Hear we've got team. Beat Mizzou! We're glad to see you, old grades, just as glad as you are to be here. We wish you were not going to be so busy while you are here. We should like to have you visit our classes, attend our plays and concerts, ballet with the gang upstairs, as well as dance and cheer, and whoop it up for the team. But you can't do that in all one week-end. All we can ask is that you have a good time while you are here, see the Tiger humbled, meet the old gang, and then come back again when there is not so much to do, and really acquainted. Homecoming is for you, and we hope you like it. 'But' after all, it is abnormal. Come back again and see us as we are. The Engineers will have a lecture on explosives next week. In view of the fact that the engineering school has already turned out a number of big shots, the idea is a good one. TRUE TO NATURE Fidelity, belief, faith, all are shown by those who daily thronged the shrine of Father Patrick J. Power at Malden, Mass., this week; faith that was not lost when whipping rain beat down upon them, and made going hard. And the faith was rewarded, so the reports tells us, by miraculous cures. To the student mind with its brain cells filled with psychology, logic, and practical training, the pilgrimage seems impossible, absurd, and a result purely of mob psychology. But there is something pathetic about it when people are willing to travel miles, thousands of them, to pray at the grave of a dead priest in the slight hope of gaining health. It is hope eternal, hope that will not yield to hard fact. Through the ages man has loved, feared, and fought for his belief in a supreme diety, and, although we live today in a scientific age, the humanness of earth's people has not changed. The strength and courage shown by these pilgrims merits not too much scorn. They have expressed the innate urge which others often are too covardy to admit, and the undying faith which led man up from the clod. PSYCHOLOGY AND THAT SORT OF THING "Waldorf is in Hospital," "Missouri Team Crippled," "Gwin Henry Pessimistic." All the bears are not on Wall Street. Only the K-Aggies can give Missouri any competition in putting out "bear stories." We've heard the tale every year. And somehow we are not expecting to see a crippled Tiger team on the field tomorrow. One thing is different this year, however, Kansas is doped to win. That is bad. Kansas ought to be doped to lose. The Tiger-Jayhawk game is funny that way. The under dog turns out too often to be a dark horse. Such has been the experience of the past. But let's don't forget that Missouri never wins on the Kansas gridiron, even when doped to win. So there is a jinx on both sides, Kansas is doped to win—an obvious jinx. But Missouri has one worse. She is playing at Kansas. It seems that the odds are going to be even. MUCH SUCCESS The meetings of the annual vocational guidance week, which were in progress from Tuesday until Thursday evening, have proven the most successful of any attempts in this line. Every appointment was filled, and in the limited time many women who desired appointments could not receive them. This success was due somewhat to Miss Jackson's personality, and somewhat to the use of one director instead of a number of women who are specialists in their respective professions. Miss Jackson has had a broad experience in working with women. She seemed to know a great deal about any occupation in which they were interested. Her varied experience, her broad outlook, and her friendly personality drew more interest from the women of the University than any other vocational guidance directors. This success will aid the W.S.G.A. enterprises in the future and will guide the organization for planning for next year. Editor's Note: We asked an alumnus to write an editorial. This is what he wrote: THE OLD GRAD SPEAKS It's joy time and sorrow time. Each old grad—man or woman, young or old—feels the happiness of coming back to the Alma Mater for a day or so. But for each ray of happiness or joy, there is a feeling of desolation and sorrow. Ghosts walk and will force themselves into the thoughts of the grad. Some of the familiar landmarks still remain, but the personalities who hovered there are not to be found in their usual places. It's the same old school, but the people who made it "happy for that grad have moved on." Where is old North College building, the first of the University? The early day grad who roams over to Corbin hall musees. Those were great days when Kansas was regarded as the greatest school in the Middle West. North College has gone, but its ghost lingers to some white-haired visitor who is looking over the campus, with a combined twinkle and mist in his eyes. Fraser hall still stands and brings countless memories to grades from the beginning to the latest class. It has stood atop Mount Ouread for these many years—a symbol of the realization of ideals of a sturdy group of pioneers who founded the state and University at almost the same time. The student of 1918 wandered Mississippi street and thinks of the S.A.T.C. buildings which housed young men who in a few short weeks changed from students to army officers. Many of those young men never returned to their native soil of Kansas, and as an everlasting reminder of their memory the grad sees beautiful Memorial Stadium. That same student looks back upon that day in 1920 when old McCook bleachers were razed to make room for the stadium. That day will live forever in the minds of those youths who were students. For one day the University became one family with the men doing the heavy work of removing the lumber and the women attending to the appetites of the workers. What a day that was! From early morning until dusk students stood side by side and worked. By night not a stick of the old bleachers was left standing and a dream was turning into an actuality. And so the cycle goes. Joy time and sorrow time. The ghost of happy memories stalks the campus. From Old North to new Snow hill-year-old memories from the first to the newest grad. A MATTER OF MONEY If Southern textile mill owners used the intelligence with which an average person is accredited, they find many wiser and more progressive methods of obtaining the dollar they seem to be seeking. Low wages . and long hours never produce co-operation and good will among employees; whereas, as has been proven by the Naukenges Mills in Salem, Mass., and others, a recognition of the union with its union wages and union hours produces an industrial peace. If the mill owners would use the money spent in fighting the union and its members, to increase wages even a small amount, they would cease to play the role of bitter enemies. A little increase in wages and something of a decrease in hours would change sentiment, thought, and aims of the workers. A study of history has shown again and again the effect of unprogressiveness, improper living conditions, and ignorance upon civilization and industry. The mill owners are either ignorant themselves, or so blinded by the dollar mark that they cannot see true conditions and their effect upon industry. In any case they are robbing their own nurses. The loyal co-od braid that she had to refrain from washing since noon of the day before Hobo Day to get dirty enough. The Dove, Sour Owl, and Saturday Evening Post boys ought to form a combine and set up a news stand at the Fourth Street entrance to the camps. They'd make more if they sold gum too. If you believe there is nothing in a name, remember that the county sent of Ford county is Dodge. After reading accounts of the expulsion of 21 at Illinois University it seems that a wet party can turn out all wet. On Hobo Day "Hey! Van, What are you doing?" yelled a hobo from a fraternity parch. "can't look at de Vomen?" Says "Facts" Unanswered Editor, Daily Kansas; Campus Opinion Dr. F, C. Allen answers by calling The Dove a "questionable pink sheet." Admitted. We have been called wrong names by better author- But the facts given by Mr. Munt and Mr. White remain uncontested. —Harold Kelso As a woman student on this campa- nas I submit the following poems with their own hands, which is not com- bined but which ought to have some con- NECTION with the males who go glibls on them. Editor, Daily Kansan: They reach in their pockets And pull things out. The Dove has appended in the name superintendent for honesty about suburban football, has protested against the "nothing to say" attitude on the part of K. U. Brown, and is behind Foundation's findings in our rival schools at Columbia and at Norman, MN. She has spent many hours unearthing the facts about the situation in this school with regard to the substitution of rumors and rumors were run down, and only those capable of verification were printed in the story that appeared in the They look important. They stride about. They rock on their toes They lose all the buttons and "I like men. "The socks I darn for thee, dear hours." Each sock a mate, two mates a pair. To clothe thy feet in storm and cold. They throw away pipes, They find them again. Men are queer creatures, Bot I, Bot man." count each sock unto the end and find Mean quite a pile of work for me, count them over, every one apart Thy hosiery. Success to I've skipped a hole. Eat at the Green Owl Oh carelessness, this thy reproof; See how it looms across thy sole i grind my teeth, and then in very truth K. U. And, Mr. Editor, if this doesn't ruth darn that hole, sweetheart, 1 Phone 44 If 723 Mass. This is a good time to check your listings and to advise us if you desire any changes. Use the Classified Business Telephone Directory. It's a Buyer's Guide. YOU have not received your NEW Telephone Directory please call Telephone 2799 If your Directory becomes badly worn or is lost call the Business Office for a new one. $ \approx $ SOUTHWESTERN BELL TELEPHONE COMPANY seem to have much connection with the discussion, which he has been taking so generously gave a cup to a young man and the discussion much connection. Plain Tales From the Hill A Kansas reporter interviewed the editor of the Snoat Owl regarding the "new" policy of the magazine. The reporter asked if "clean humor" was a part of the new policy, and, according to the story which was printed in the editorial, the editor replied, "I don't know what you mean by clean humor." But the reporter says, the question was gagged on the copy deal. He swears that what the editor says is true, but that don't know what clear humor" is. A Matter of Reciprocity Kappas returning home to 'Glowers' Place Wednesday were all thrilled at seeing a fire trick patting on the hillside. "Have we had ANOTHER fire?" they cried as they burst into the mansion. But it was only the fire department selling tickets to the annual fireman's ball. They thought, quietly, one of their best clients would support the dance wholeheartedly. Only two tickets were purchased, however, and the chapter is wondering whom to attend to the fire ladies ball. Assault or What Not??? A Hill professor discovered a small package on her desk a few days ago which carried a small pink label bearing the words, "This is a Compliment." The box contained perimeters and the following note: "Use discretion in selecting your fruit. All are of the same tree but one of the right sort could easily have you speechless wishes for your good judgment." Incidentally, we do know that the professor relishes the fruit. Bad for Youth Professor Templein: "A snake is honorable. He warns you before he kills." Skeptical student: "Well, I was --will be reviewed Sunday at 11 in the minister's discourse at the Unitarian Church, 12th and Vermont Sts. Lippman's "Preface to Morals" OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XVIIH Friday, Nov. 22, 1929 No. 61 BUIGLE AND DRUM CORDS. BUGLE AND DRUM CORPS; All members of the R. O. T. C. Buple and Drum Corps are requested to report at Fowler shops at 6:30 Friday evening for the rally. M. LAMPL, Drum-Major. W. S. G. A. COUNCL; The W. S. G. A. Council picture will be taken at Squires studio studio, Nov. 24, at 11 a.m. ARIAH WARDMAN, President. P. T.; "He probably was a young make." bitten by a_snake once that wasn't honorable." Just Like a Woman (Sweet female voice over phone) *Hello John!* May I borrow the coat, hirt and vest of your tux to wear for Hobo day?* Bums 14,689 Frenchies, fruits, Inc. 1,596 Frenchie's, Inc. 1,596 Coffee, gals. 713 Resistant pressure, Inc. 208 Resistant pressure, Inc. 208 Dog Market Cornered for Hungry Grid Far "They shall not feel the pangs of hunger" contends Harry Levine c123 at the annual football championship in Kansas and Missouri at the Memorial Stadium Saturday, and Harry has insisted that he would not contention that the multitude will be fed. He is confident that there will be plenty of food left for his fathers left over because he didn't order any of either. What Harry did order, however, is apalled, and is calling it "stupidity." Coffee creme, qta. Sugar, lbs. Pictures of gum. Soda pop, eats. Mustard, gale "It'll be the busiest man in Law- wright," he said. "We are heaped to the telephone to order two more 100-pound sacks of roasted, double-tailed, California. Levine, who is remembered as the truly complexioned bid man was so adept at selling "floated, toasted, double-trapped, California pane-e-ee, football games last year, will employ 12 bettors for the game Saturday. This past-master peanut vendor halls from Lynn, Mass., where men are and everyone manufactures footwear. He secured the light bunch concession for all athletic events in and around the gym department both last year and this one. Levine will also act as tomt师 to all dog-fanciers attending the annual, "grab, root and grow!" affair put on by busky representatives from Phi Beta Pi, medical fraternity in Fresno, Calif., and in the stadium Friday afternoon. Bent Mizzou ALLIGATOR Next! ALICATOR (DEL) Protect trumpet leads small calls to mantle all costs. KEEP DRY FROM HEAD TO FOOT LEFT rain, wind or ski will sweep the field—colour day and dusty grey. Wear an outer layer of distinctive colors. For men and women 17-39 to $85. For women 40-59 to $125. WELCOME GRADS and VISITORS The Problem of Where to Eat Will Be Solved by Eating at The New University Cafeteria in MEMORIAL UNION BUILDING 1234567890 No Delay You Will Be Served Promptly We Have Largest Accommodations We Have in Town Extra Arrangements for the Crowd for the Crowd We Will Be Open Saturday Lunch - - - 11:30--1:30 Dinner - - - 5:30--6:30