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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
BUNDAY. NOVEMBER 17, 1920
University Daily Kansan
Official Student Paper of
THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
LAWRENCE, Kansas
EDITOR OF CHIEF    WM. A. DAUGHERT
EDITOR-IN-CHEIF___ WM. A. DAUGHERTY
Clinton Feeney Associate Counsel Gladys Baker
MANAGING EDITOR · LAWRENCE MANN
Sunday Editorial
Late May Meyer
Omnipotent Editor
Gretchen Fremont Brown
Night Edition
Rebecca Collier-
Robinson Collection
Robert Maguire Editor
Greta Cohen
Marissa Kushner
Kimshaughne Editor
Laura Meyers
Welcott Merkel
Kimshaughne Editor
KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS
ADVERTISING MGR... FLOYD NELSON
Assistant Adm. Mer, Mgr... Macmillan Crawford
District Assistant... Ralph Kennett
District Assistant... Kaji Kawasaki
District Manager... John Lester
KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS
Lawrence Mann  Barbara Borthen  Kathleen Earhart  Bethan Evans  Mary Word  William J. Dawberry  Linda Fukuda  Jackie Glenn  Marissa Clessey
Telephones
Business Office K. U. 6.
News Room K. U. 27.
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*Published in the afternoon, five o'clock
week, and on Sunday morning, by students
in the Department of Journalism of the University
of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the front of the
Joint meet of Journalism.
Subscription price, $4.60 per year, payable in advance. Simple fee, for each.
Entered as second-class mail at Lawrence of Lawrence at Lawrence Kauai, under the net of March 3, 1879.
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1929
HITTING ONE PHASE
It is to be hoped that the two student councils do not consider their work done in placing a new parking bill before the Chinese for signature. By placing a monetary fine upon parking violations the councils have made a move in the right direction, but more than parking will have to be regulated before Hill traffic is properly controlled. Petrolists move are run down by parked cars Speeders and rackless drivers deserve some official attention.
Jayparking on the campus is a nuisance, and perhaps the small doors will have some curious effect. The student's pocketbook is a sensitive spot. But the Jayparkers are not mind more than nuisances. They do no endanger life, except that they may clog the drives and cause incidents in that way.
But something must be done about speeding. More enforcement machinery will be necessary. Another effort, or perhaps more, should be on duty. Their time should not be taken up tapping cars that are standing still. Expensive? Yes, but the cost would not be that of a life.
A weekend, define the Thoughtful Freshman, is that period of two days and three nights, coming at the end of the week, in which the student dissatisfies to offset the effect of the week's grind which resulted from the last weekend's dissipation.
CAFETERIA SILVER
Silverware in the Union Cafeteria is run through an antiseptic solution and steam in order to sterilize it and make it safe for the public. Then it is taken out and dumped into boxes at the counter, where it is paved over by all hands. By the time it is used it has accumulated plenty more of the little marty germs and bacteria that were removed in the hot bath.
To place the silverware loose it the metal containers means that most of the efforts toward sanitation are wanted. It would take a little more effort to wrap the silverware in a paper napkin ready for individual service but it would be much more sanitary.
The Sophisticated Sophomore de-
claims that she felt just like a penny wa-
ting for change when she abstem-
nuededly walked into the wrong cla-
STOCKS AND STABILITY
The trend of the stock market, regulated financial affairs in the United States for years. A high stock market and a subsequent break caused panic and necessitated economic readjustment which covered a long period of time. Economic uncertainty and false credit within the United States and distrust from other countries usually followed a period like the one now existing in the stock market.
But the far-sighted financiers who saw the futility of having a nation's prosperity tied up with Wall Street, gained the victory for the Federal Reserve Banking System in 1913. The system has proved beneficial in checking liquidation in the stock market in the past, and the present alarm-
gimentation in New York has been without dire results in other parts of the country because the nation's money has not all been centered in one place. The Federal Reserve System has proved a great step toward regulating government finances, and with the proper legislation business in the United States can remain basically sound regardless of the manipulations of speculators on Wall Street.
Youth James on the Hill, the Thoughtful Freshman observes, and adds that the Sour Owl is its sonnage.
INDIAN SUMMER
Indian summer with all its private arrows is again turgging at the feelings of boyhood, reviving natures as fundamental, as life itself, and making of every boy a creature savage who exists in the challenge of nature. The fire of the swimming hole which after all is only skin deep, has faded into oblivion. In its place has come a realization of the eternal male terrife—the obligation of providing the necessities of life.
Presty mornings with hardy hortensis and the intense blue of the skies at nockapaw warn the earning savage of the coming of winter and the need for shelter. Every thicket or bluff is scanned by his speculative eyes for a possible site on which to build a shattered but or dig n cave. Apple orchards and vegetable gardens are the forest primal from which he locks his retreat with food.
The rabbit darting out of its grass, sweep remotes him that man does not live by breed above, and he forthwith lets about the making of a tran, a nighty cedge), or a low and arrows. Perhaps he recurs to civilization enough to beg his paternal ancestor for a gun. Muskrat tracks by the brookside, ears of corn nibbled by possums during the night, and the foul odor of a skunk in the tangled growth of underbrush around an oo bridge stir in him cavavations for the savage luxuries of fur garments insued by his own hands.
Life would be one continuous
rectory and the world a second Eden
without the handicap of caring for
in Eve, if it were not for one unfortunate circumstance. With the coming
of India summer, fires are again
started and the burden of keeping
the wood boxes filled is too much for
be proud and haughty savage.
By Christmas time he will be merely an ordinary boy again, striving to
appease the possible displeasures of Santa Claus at his delinquencies, during
the past year.
So far many of the freshmen have seen reported as being so green they think Dome Rumor is a Hill landy.
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The CAFETERIA
HAVEN't THEY GROWN UP?
We all realize that certain students on the campus have not grown up and probably never will do so. Rules covering every aspect of college life are created and enforced with this group largely in mind. It was because of those who will not attend classes unless there is a figurative club over their heads, that the rule against cutting classes was made and is being enforced with stringent penalties.
Always Wins
for serving
Good Food
Let us convince you
But it would seem that by the time students have reached their junior year they should have grown up if they ever intend to. They should know when they can afford to attend classes and when they can not without having someone else decide for them. Then why should an attendance record be kept in upperclass courses?
HAVEN'T THEY GROWN UP?
The School of Business has been the first on the campus to adapt the free cutting system. Students there may have a few more flanks this semester than usual, but if they do not realize their responsibilities now there is not much hope for them. The world after school is a struggle for the arrival of the fitter. We favor the abduction of the cut system for juniors and seniors in all schools of the University. We believe that they should be given a chance to show that they have grown up.
Speaking on the "Usefulness of Women," Joe McMowley won a win given by the Women's Self Governing Association. Now we propose to has discovered one use for women.
We suggest that K.U.'s traffic can be given a tap pistol and a wooden dagger as a threat to parking violators.
To be added to the list of life's minor traveled; the camps which were known to blow on the other lay.
Post Office Kept Busy by "Special Deliveries"
More special delivery letters are delivered from the Lawrence post office than from any other post office in Kansas, according to the FedEx.com. A monthly average of 6,000 special delivery letters and packages goes through the Lawrence post office. University student services is a central part of the special delivery mail.
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OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. XVIIH, Nov. 17, 1920 No. 58
WOMEN'S GLEN CLUE TRYOUTS:
Come in and look at them 715 Mass.
Tryouts for second also positions in the Women's Glove Club will be held
Monday, Nov. 18, at 4:00 p.m. clock up, in Macau multicultural
Come to the
HRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY
The Christian Science Society of the University of Kansas will hold,
business, Nov. 21 at 1 a.m. in the area 4087 N. Kearney Ave.
(BUSSELL, UCS, President)
1340 Ohio
We Deliver
Phone 509
K. U. FENCING CLUB:
A meeting of the K. 14, Furlong Club will be held in Room 292, Rabin
Gym, Tuesayay at 1:20. All those interested may attend.
PL LAMBDA THETA:
DR. JAMES NAISMITH
The ceremony for conferring the key will be held Tuesday, Nov. 19, in the gallery by床边 by D. W. Tiefer of the Studio at One of the Office buildings on 476 Fifth Avenue (SIXTH AVE. SHOP).
the election of president, Treasurer and two chairmen for the goodman class will be held at 7:30 p.m. the day meeting Nov. 24, at Press
FRESHMAN ELECTION:
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Jayhawk Cafe
**Petitions for candidacy must be in the form of Job Barb, secretary of the Men's Student Council, by Tuesday morning, Nov. 12. Independent candidates must have petitions signed by Iwaiyu, for trainers,men. $1,000 filer for must宴请 each petition.** **CLAENDEC MUNNs, President.**
theater. All freshman men are urged to attend.
Fountain Service
The girls residing in Lauren Hall at the Hall State Teacher' College in Munich, Im., are interested in Courtney Week. There are eight points to be made in her red ribbon when she discerns any one of them. She may be tagged for using alone, using incorrect spelling, not observing quiet hours, and using discourages to sensize, manage, and table-hostesses, not practicing table etiquettes, not speaking to each other, and table-hostesses all even during Courtney Week.
BOB BOPTH, Secretary.
and
for
MONDAY - BARBARA BEDFORD
and Van Winters in *BACK TURN*
Saturday. The cast includes
a double program with Bob Kewedson
in *The King Waltz* and comedy
TUESDAY - ALICE TERRY and a
baby can in a museum Artemisia
crews of humanity, entitled THE
MISSIONS. Alsa Kira
gramen woman.
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Plain Tales From the Hill
Another Past Revealed
Takes of the past turned up at the meeting of the journalism department convention. One of the visiting high school teachers told a story of when John Shively, laboratory instructor, was young, very young. His machine services were over and she started to take him home, he kicked and yelled
At Mount Any House
Active to Pledge: "Where were you last night, John?"
Pledge to Active "At the library."
Active to Pledge "That's funny!"
I didn't see you there, and I loaded all user for you too."
Another Arthur "He was there"
he set in the fourth row, third arm
from the side, two knees in trench of
me. How did you like the picture?"
Or the Cheese
A very tall, thin, eccentric gem!
of the journalistic department was found hidden by outhouse in a classroom with his treasurer pulled up beside his knees. He blushed and explained, "I was just investigating her. I'm not one of the candibals in 'The Devil in the Chess' and I'm supposed to go over and try on my costume."
Probably An Absent Mind Gag
One of the younger members of the family was seen strolling down Massachusetts streets shortly before children yesterday wearing, at a public angle, a bright purple, Princeton Deen, Turn-O-Shanter. Further participants would not be obtained.
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