PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS MONDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1920 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas EDITOR-IN-CHIEF WM. A. DAUGHERTY EDITOR-IN-CHIEF \_\_\_ W.M. A. DAUGBERT Associate Editors MANAGING EDITOR LAWRENCE MANN Sunday Editor Willem Moore Monday Editor Robert Snyder Campus Editor Catherine Hauwens Night Editor Laura Miller Light Editor Eloise Warner Day Magazine Editor Naomi Dunseebach Sunday Magazine Editor Naomi Dunseebach Education Editor Will McCullan Edition Editor Matthew Wilcock Alumni Editor Hilary Wilson MGR - FLORENZO MANN Assistant Adv. Mer. Melanie Clevenger Assistant Adv. Mer. Kenneth Kennedy District Assistant Kenny Kennedy District Assistant Edith McKenna KANSAN BOARD MEMBERS KANSAN BOARD MEMIERS Mann Mann Architect Anne Marry Wugt William Wugt William A. Dugerty Louder Louter Murine Cavever Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the department of Journalism of the University of Iowa, with the front of the Department of Journalism. Subscription price, $1.60 per year, payable 1 advance. Single routine, to each. Entered as second-class mail matter Septem ber 17, 1970, at the post office at Lawrence Kanaas, under the act of March 3, 1879. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1929 WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN Only an hour? Yes, but November 11 has not passed on the Hill without a pause for recognition of the day which saw the close of the most horrible conflict civilization ever has tolerated. A concession, a speaker, singing, and formality for one hour surely cannot have been the University's only observance of the eleventh anniversary of the signing of the Armistice. K. U.'s sons died in that conflict. K. U.'s sons returned, some of them—some of them maimed blinded, blighted. None returned unmindful of the horror they had experienced. None returned without the hope, and few without the conviction that they had fought in "the war to end wars." Those who died were sacrifices to such a cause. Campus speeder: "I felt a bump in front of Green hill this morning. Must have hit something." Second Imbecile: "Yaah! I got an engineer myself." STRANGE VOICES SPEAK The voices of the West and South have spoken in the halls of Congress and the industrial East stands againt. The southern cotton grower knows that high duties only add to his burden of life. He sees his children, victims of hook worm, lacking the comforts and necessities of life. He has come to realize that "protective tariff" leveled by the capitalists of the East, means that his children must continue to suffer in misery, fifth, superstition, and ignorance. The Western farmer has gone to the polls time and again and affirmed "protective tariff," only to see mortgages mount on the homeoutset. He, too, has come t orealize that "protective tariff" has only a doleful meaning to him. His patched and repatched overalls are grim reminders that he is being deprived of the fruits of his labours. Congressman, fearless enough to reveal the facts and hold enough to demand some measure of justice, have been called "sons of wild jackasses." What more fitting name could be found to describe men who have gone to the polls year after year and signed away their birthright? Naturally these men recent hearing their fathers called such names. They would rather think of them as sturdy pioneers blazing trails into virgin country, but the fact remains, that in their zeal for conquest they allowed themselves to be exploited by the wolves of finance. Today when posterity rises up to protest against discriminations against the South and West and East, fast declining in prestige in manufacturing, in finance and government dominance, hears its brazen sentiments voiced in the words of Senator George H. Mores. The West and South has but one reply, can make but one reply, "Kings of finance, enmiled in your factories of the East, we know that you have ground men to dust before their time; we know that under the guse of patriotism you have exploited women and children; we know that your sweat shops have brought ruin and desolation to many an immigrant family; we know that in your grasped绿 you have reached out and taken us from as many of the fruits of our labor. From now on we intend to meet you face to face. Your flag is our flag; it stands for us as it stands for you. We do not intend to exploit you as you have exploited us, but we do intend that laws shall be passed which are as favorable to us as to you. We are not throwing off responsibility, but rather assuming responsibilities which have been neglected. We propose to make America truly the land of opportunity. The follow that called a pawpaw of homesick banana ought to try his luck on a green persimmon, opines the Thoughtful Freshman. TRAFFIC REMEDY LOOMS In line with Lawrence's campaign against unilluminated collateral Fords, laykapers, speeders, non-stoppers, et al, which has resulted in scores of University students appearing in police court every few days, it is rumored that the Men's Student Council has become aware of the traffic situation on Mt. Oread, where Lawrence jurisdiction does not extend. A bill creating some new regulations and some added means of enforcing old ones has been presented to the Chancellor, it is reported. Nothing will be more welcome than stricter traffic regulation on the Hill. Drivers and pedestrians alike will profit by it. If the rules are enforced and still one is hurt, some of the responsibility will go to the pedestrian. If the rules are violated there can be no doubt as to the responsibility. While the provisions of the proposed act are not yet known, it is hoped that they will include one or more additional traffic officers, more definite and more generally advertised rules, and appropriately severe penalties. And perhaps above all, it is to be hoped that something can be done to make enforcement officers something besides standing campus jokes. "The dance hall was decorated to represent a barn at the party given at the chapter house."-Kansan Society note. The decorations committee seems to have followed the line of least resistance. ONE DAY OR A YEAR The band went to Nebraska. Little difficulty was encountered in raising in a couple of days enough money to finance the trip. The amount per student was not great, and the cause was a popular one. Sentiment all over the campus wanted the hand to be on hand to support the team. Other drives for finances will be held this week. The Y, M, C, A, and Y, W, C, A. a finance campaigns started today. The workers in these drives will meet more opposition than did the band workers. One cause was popular; the other is to be more or less unpopular. Such has been the case in the past. The matter is psychological. Sending the band to Nebraska had a highly popular appeal. School spirit came to the fore. It was a matter of supporting the team! But any effect the band might have on the football team—and it is granted that it was stimulating—was spent the minute the final whistle blew. The band project, worthy as we believe it was, was short-lived. This is not to ensure the bam drive; The Kansan was among those who instituted it. Rather, let it be pointed out that the Nebraska game and the band trip have long been forgotten, the two Christian associations will be carrying on, serving the campus year after year, with the elaborate program each sponsors. It was a fine thing to send the band to Lincoln; but the causes of the Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. should be no less popular. Greater funds are required in these drives, but the money will not be spent in one day. It will be invested in service which will return compound interest every day of the school year. "Town Can't Give Away Cows"— headline. If they are that cheap there should be no immediate danger of a milk famine. KANSAS WINS KANSAS WIN Two victories on two gridirons on the same day . . . Kansas football is rising rapidly. The early season slump is forgotten in the late period of brisk buying. Football gossip brokers may have to declare a battle against him electron just as brokers did on Wall Street. The victory at Oklahoma was particularly significant. It showed definitely and indisputably that Kansas does not have a one-man team. Kansas lost two of her most valued players by injuries in the game, and still won. What might have been the score and the Bauch brothers remained in the game? Hurry back, Pete and Jim, but meanwhile, Kansas fights without you. Power to your team! You will see them, hear them, and feel them at every lecture, concert, play and class, or any other gathering into which the late arrival is allowed to enter after the performance has commenced. If looks could kill, the species might soon die out, but unfortunately, disapproving glares are scarcely noticed by the perpetual later-comer. PERPETUAL LATE-COMERS They usually arrive in pairs, seemingly in order that they may produce more noise by inspecting all empty seats and discussing their merits before squeaking down into silence. Then they look over the audience so that no friend of either may be escaped in a pointing-out procedure. Finally they create a stir while removing their wraps. No, this not quite final, for it is usually this class of individuals which drops books, compacts, etc., during the remainder of the performance. In order to protect those who are so interested that they are willing to arrive on time, it is only fair that late-corners should be excluded altogether or until a period in the performance is reached when their entrance will not prevent others from hearing what they have come to hear. This goes for classes too. With strict enforcement of such a rule, it would be only a short time until the late-corner was eliminated from the ranks of the Jayhawkers. The average student purse, observes the Thoughtful Freshman, has its bottom very close to the top. An Oregon man has not shaved for 78 years. What a hum team he must have bet on. While chili and ice cream balance each other, the Thoughtful Freshman doubts if chili a la mode would be very appetizing. We heard some wise-crackers pull the old gag after Saturday's victory. "That's one football game that won't cost $10.33." Homecoming is going away to visit the old school. 1925 Ford Coupe 1925 Buick Sportback 1925 Dodge Roadster 1925 Oldsmobile Roadster 1925 Buick Sedan 1925 Buick Kedan Many other student specialities USED CARS Lawrence Buick Co. Phone 402 700 N. H. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XVIIII November, 11, 1929 No. 54 The Christian Science society of the University will meet this evening at 7 o'clock in room D, Myers hall. RUSSELL BECK, President. CHEMISTRY SCIENCE SOCIETY. There will be a meeting of Delta (Pi) Delta, Tuesday evening at 7:30 at the home of Miss Pearl, 1697 Tomesonia street. Attendance is required. Gristle Grows to Bone in Research Test Tube PRE-MEDICAL STUDENTS; DELTA PHL DELTA; All boys who are taking the pre-medical work and expect to enter the medical school later on are asked to meet in the main lecture room of Snow Hall Tuesday evening at 7:30. The meeting is to discuss the advantages and advisability of petitioning for a medical branch of the R.O.T.C. Faculty representatives will be present to answer your questions and explain the advantages to you of such a unit. The meeting will be brief. PHI LAMBDA SIGMA; Phi Laihung Sigma will meet Tuesday evening, Nov. 12 at 5:20 in West minister Hall, MARGARET KILIBURN, Secretary. MacDowell fraternity will meet at 4:30 Tuesday in room 329 Administration building. HELEN EASTES, President. Science Service VICTOR FRAZIER, Med.'33, COPELAND BOWERS, Med.'32. 1. Good food 2. Variety of choice 3. Most convenient place 4. Table service if wanted 5. Convenient crowd 5. Congenial crowd MACDOWELL FRATERNITY Cambridge, Eng.—A most amazing case of living tissue being grown outside the animal body is the growth of embryo gricle or cartilage into bone. This remarkable transformation has been accounted for by M. Bell, working at the Strangeways Research Laboratory here. When the proper conditions of nourishment and temperature are maintained, isolated cells from animal embryos have been seen to grow and develop in the test tube just as if they were still in the animal body, Miss Fell, using a technique similar to one devised by the late Mr. Strangeways, has thus cultivated tiny pieces of gristle from six-day old embryos of fowl. During cultivation, they increased more than three times their original length and helped along practically normal lines. Besides growing, these test tube cultivation have actually manufactured enzymes that can digest an enzyme, which is of immense interest to biochemists. Mell Poll and his team at the University of Utah have London, have reported," When the tiny pieces of gritle were taken from the embryo, they contained no phosphatase at all. Plain Tales From the Hill Plain Tales From the Hill Student Salvation Sure Two university students were sitting together in church, Sunday. After the responsive reading, taken from one of the prayers, one of the men noticed his companion writing "What's the idea?" he whispered, "An explanation of why I am here," was the muffled response. Then he held his scrawl so the other might see. And "Papageian" 1516. The Lord It read, "Psalms 115:6. The Lord preserveth the simple." Midsemester Sidelights washington students "One of my professors gave a tea yesterday," she said. "A 'T'. That’s terrible. None of my professors ever give less than an 'F'." Add Debate Arguments The class was discussing drudgery related to debate on the alleged failure of nature to adapt. 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