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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 30. 1929
University Daily Kansan
Official Student Paper of
THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
Lawrence, Kansas
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF WM. A. DAUGHERTY
Catherine Hannen
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MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1929
A BUZZ IN THE LIBRARY
It was Sunday afternoon, and the reserve room in Watson Library was crowded as students pored over their books in a related effort to crowd a weekend's study into a few short hours. The annual sunny fall weather outside had failed away to a dismal, cool afternoon which probably accounted for many of the students' getting down curtailment to business.
If human and/orient capabilities were sufficiently perceptive, the buzz of the brain mechanisms could have been heard as students puzzled over ponderous subjects preparatory to the following day in class. However, one buzzle was nuddy—the buzz of a love fly. To fit him into the ponderous intellectual back ground, he shall be called Mucza Domestica, and more familiarly as just Mucza.
Musea was lonely. The chill of autumn already had deprived him of any enjoyment outside the building, and even inside he found himself without a companion to chase about over the table topes, to play follow-the-leader with and to stir around for an occasional preening. Musea was even rather enfeebled by the cold. His pace was slow and as he tried to scrape up no acquaintances with the stoutious humane, he was brained aside unwelcome. His repeated efforts found the ice thickening to his warm advances. In fact, the annoyed intellectual paranums were just about on the point of offering a bounty on his head, when Musea, realizing the added chill to the atmosphere, circled over head to strike out for a "better land," as the dying hobo, characterized the solopurn. As if to say, "I'll be seen' yuh- in the Spring", Musea departed.
Our K. S. A. C. football contemporaries are "Wildcats" no longer, they announce. Their new name, "Kay-Agles," sounds as if a course in "pig-Latin" has been introduced at the school.
OUR OWN LECTURE COURSE
OUR ONW LECTURE COURSE
Hill instructors have had a week to get their lectures under way. The Chancellor has had his say to the freshmen. Before long the first of the lecture course series will be presented. Upperclassmen in fraternities are lecturing to their pledges. Everyone is lecturing. Why should not the Kansan?
Here is No. 1. It is about a certain type of instructor. Some other day we will lecture on a certain type of student, another day on another type of instructor, another day on the janters, perhaps, and so forth. We don't want to miss anybody. We are open for suggestions.
The lecture starts. University professors are supposedly peculiar creatures given to being absent minded. Perhaps they are. Yet, one often wonders why they do not co-operate better among themselves. Certain of them are exceedingly strict concern prompt class attendance, which is fair enough. Tardy arrivals cause annoying interruptions. But who can arrive at class or time when the preceding class has been held overtime many minutes by a verbose instructor who has just reached his point when the whistle blows.
With all due respect to certain learned and interested instructors, we sincerely ask that they become more attentive to the time allotted
for their classes. By doing so they will find favor both with their students and fellow faculty members. A hold-over class hinders timely attendance at the following one. This is written with the approval of many students. If only one instructor heeds this sincere admonition, it shall not have been written in vain.
More lectures later.
Reach for a Jayhawker instead of novel thirty years from now—advertisement on Jayhawker office. But what girl is going to get thirty years older in this day and age?
A NEED DISCOVEREE
Both the merchants of Lawrence and the University administration probably will welcome any constructive action toward creating a permanent committee on publication, which will be considered at a meeting of publication beads, merchants, and school officials next Monday. The purpose of the proposed board, as considered by the Men's Student Council, would be to determine which should be official University publications, in which Lawrence merchants would be justified in advertising. Unauthorized use of the University's name in soliciting advertising in the past has created the need for such a board. Such practices is detrimental to the legitimate University publications, and eventually leads to give a bad name to the University itself. The merchants also deserve to be relieved of the misunderstandings accompanying such a situation.
Almost any Hill social event is a "line" party.
INITIATION FOR ALL
“Fealty rather than initiation,” I the commandable aim of the committee in charge of the annual freshman initiatory ceremonies to be held at the Stadium Thursday night. With such an aim, the affair should be more than ever an event of value to upperclassmen as well as to the newcomers for whom it is especially intended. As an introduction for the neophytes, and a re-introduction and reminder for the old students, the ceremonies promise imprinting and call to allegiance through their presentation of history and tradition of the school, coupled with hope and vision of the future.
With this in mind, the entire University, faculty and students alike should participate in Thursday night's ceremonies. Staged particularly for the freshman, the affair should attract every member of the class of 1933. It is their duty to attend. Upperclassmen should feel no less obligated.
one professor on the Hill, on examining the work of his class in composition, said not a word but softly whistled "The Melody in F."
FRED ELLSWORTH
In most colleges the recognized function of the alumni secretary is to promote those things which add to the old grade' enjoyment and pride. As a general rule, this consists in promoting winning athletic teams and burlesque spectacles, such as cheering sections and night shirt parades, and making speeches over the country praising "Our Alma Mater—the grand old institution."
In the person of Fred Elwittow, the University of Kanuns has something more than that. In his speeches to alumni gathering's Mr. Elwittow has kept before the assembly the fact that the University exists primarily for the student. When the memorial
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Phi Lambda Sigma will meet Tuesday, evening, Oct. 1 at h:30 at West-
minster hall. All members are urged to be present.
PHILA LAMBDA SIGMA;
MARGARET KILLOURNE, Secretary.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. XVIIH Monday, September 28, 1929
DELTA PHI DELTA:
There will be a meeting of Delta Pls Delta at 7:30 Tuesday evening for senior design room in west Adrian. Advisory Committee of Delta Adams, President.
Pen and Scroll will meet Tuesday evening at 7:30 in the W. S. G. A. rest room, central administration building. ALBERT, PRESTON, JR.
PEN AND SCROLL:
JAY JANES:
There will be a meeting of the Jay Jane on Tuesday, Oct. 1, in the vest room of central Administration building. JANE KIRK, Secretary.
project was started every one knew that a stadium to seat 25,000 is not needed for the student body; it is needed for the large crowd of spectators, many of them alumni, who come to see our athletic contests. A few of the thoughtful alumni felt the need of a student union building and this was included in the project. Evidently other alumni felt that there was no need for it, as it attested by the number of unsaid sledges.
Mr. Ellsworth firmly believed that the Memorial Union would be a great thing for the campus. He has tried to get the student body interested in it so that it may be carried to completion. Reports from other schools indicate that student response to a union has been better than here; alumni secretaries over the country believe the K. U. union fee of $2.50 a semester too low. Many students think it is too much. In the fact of all this criticism, Mr. Ellsworth is doing what he believes will be a great thing for K. U. Whether you believe in the union or not courteously says, "Hats off to Fred Ellsworth."
Then the Newlywed Blushed One of the younger members of the journalism faculty come dancing through the news room.
Plain Tales From The Hill
"Why so happy?" maked a student.
"It's the weather," he chuckled
heavily.
"But it lent spring," protested the puzzled student.
"No, but it's spring for me!"
Bellieve it or not, there was one freshman on the Hill who didn't go to the Chapelhouse's reception because it had it. "Just another lecture."
Rush!
The hurrying generation is still hurrying. Evidence of the fact was exiled to the attention of a waiver at one of the Hill cats the other
"What will you have to drink?" asked the waiter of a youth who was rarely eating of his food.
A professor on the Hill recently remarked that the Age of Faith Burhring in bygone days has been surpassed by an intellectual dullness and a doubling of the soul—almost all that there could be left is football, a football and even at that the coach would have to be a throwback.
"MIL," he gurgled between mouths of food, "but if the old cow is still in the pasture bring me coffee because I'm in a hurry."
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Washington.—(U.P.)—When President Hoover and Prime Minister MacDonald meet in the Blue room of the White House Oct. 4, there will come face to face spokenness of the two chief naval powers—a pile of self-made unique invention in history, strangely similar yet sharply contrasting.
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they do not resemble each other at all outwardly. Mr. Heaver h round and chunk, The Prime Minister is leaned with mountaine and slender. They do not resemble each other by training save that each was forced by circumstances to row his
Mr. Hewler became an engineer, worked all over the world and finally become a man of affairs in London. He joined one of his fellow firms corporations, concerned himself so little with politics that there was no discussion about it. In party he would seek the presidential nomination, a man who has become the spoiler of the presidency; he calls men "individualism."
Mr. MacDonald grew up as an intellectual, a student and writer, concerned with societal theories to make him aware of the importance he was grapping with the world as it stood. MacDonald spent most of his life concerned with politics. Whereas Mr. MacDonald was by the Republican party, Mr. MacDonald built up his own party which elected him the first labor prime minister in English in England, the prosperous, energetic new industrial capitalistic American. Mr. MacDonald is the essence of rooted democratic values with the ruling classes determined to work for a new deal which would take control of affairs from those who were the oppressors and to place this control in the hands of those who had through the ages been the suffering underdogs.
Yet, with all of these disintermediates, there is much kinship between the two statements of the post-war world. Both are looking far in the future with visions of a happy world yet both are still suffering from the contrary right now fighting a hard-backed battle over the precise adjustment of two
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