MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1929 THE UNIVERSITY, DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS PAGE THREE ★ Dr. Sheldon Gives Method of Having Life of Happiness Minister Raps Edison i Union Church Service at Auditorium Sunday Thomas A. Edison, eight words "I am not acquainted with any happy people," spoken over the cracked wall of a crowded many persons, Dr. Charles M. Sloffon of Topeka, world-wide known author of *The Life That Satisfies*, on "the Life That Satisfies," at the union services of the churches of St. Peter's and St. Paul's Sunday evening, April 28. No Happiness in Money "Nevertheless the words raised in the question of a happy life. The world wants happiness, and God wants everyone, " Doctor Sheldan said Three things that people think they must possess to have a happy or satisfied life are money, or self, pleasure, and power. True happiness or satisfaction can be pleasure by power, Doctor Sheilon believes. One must first have a correct definition of life to know if it is a life-happiness or not. The happiest person in the world, yet for 18 years he worked unknown 36 hours a day. praise it. Jesus said, concerning life, "I am here that man may have life and plenty of it." Seeking God Would Change History "Christ said 'Seek ye first the kingdom of God.' If everyone started to think instead of self pleasure, and power, it would change history, prevent wars, and do away with race hustle so that no war would be be a happy place. Doctor Sheilman remarked. Another way to happiness, Doctor Shelton pointed out, is having something to do with the welfare of the world. His idea of things in the world that make satisfied people is doing every thing we can to create obedience of international friendship and brotherhood. Wants to Banish Wars "Let's shake hands and not fist neros the great table of the world if we would bamish war and settle affair; peacefully, he stressed "Music makes us happy, and the greatest music centers about God. This year alone the churches are shooing $2,000,000 for music. "The soul object of all music is the glory of God and guddeom. Hapiness is the joy of life, not the joy of putting at the head of the table, singing His songs and glorifying Him." Doc Brown A new $250,000 pharmacy and bacteriology building is to be erected a Ohio State University this summer. twenty-five words or less | i insertion, In addition, I insert the last word. Over twenty five words | i Insertion, In addition, I insert the last word. i insertions, he each word. Want ask to be accompanied only when accompanied only with a comma. Want Ads CALLING CARDS now $8e per 100 at Seewir Printing Company, Merchants Bank Building. From our sales and accounts per hundred. —163 in now FIVE MEN wanted; Hard work, Good pay, Personal interview necessary. Call 1721 M for appointment after 3:30. -165 WANTED: For next year, four to six girls for an "opportune" house, located near the city. Located mile west of Sig Alph house, Mrs. Mary Mack. Telephone—125 Home Service Laundry and Dry Cleaning Phone 1329 Work called for and delivered H. D. Hearn, mgr. 1245 Conn. should reach you by 6:30 each evening. Your Kansan A copy will be sent you by special carrier if the regular carrier misses you, provided you Telephone 2701K3 between 7 and 8 in the evening. Disarmament to Except National Guards of U. S Genova—(UP) —A reservation excereing the National Guards of the United States from any disarmament project thru which he had been secreted by the prepatriotic disarmament commission of the League of Natties today. The United States pointed out that the control over the state militia was no control over the state militia. washington. — (UF) — Chadian Freed Britten, of the海军 naval avi- ration, told me that Hugh Gibbon had two within the last 10 days, played directly into the hands of British and French diplomate by making disarr- Britten said that Gibson's suggestion that trained army residents be allowed to take part in the military strength of a nation, was equal to agreeing that naval vessels in reserve but not ready to fight should be disbanded. He also insisted he Naval strength of a nation. U. S. Delegates Remain Hopeful Despite Gloom Over Debt Settlemen On Return to Berlin, Dr. Schacht Finds German Attitude Unchanged Pairs—(UP) - Owen D. Young and his colleagues on their unofficial American delegation to the conference in Washington, D.C., to efforts today to bring about compromises between Germany and the Allies on the question of war reparations. So far all that Young would indicate to friends was that he was still hopeful of a successful conclusion to his mission, but I thought about him were left without the slightest grain of optimism. It was believed today that there is still a chance that Doctor Schauer will come to Paris with a new offer to the allies. German View the Same Berlin – (CUF) – Doctor, Schuchat, chief German minister to the commission reported to the head of his government today on the latest result of the investigation. The fact that no full cabinet session was called as was the case when it was indicated that a video, indicated that the official view of the situation had not changed essentially. It was generally expected that a video would be played to an active would be ready by neon today. Morgan Employs Member Parke-(11) - S. Parker Gilbert, agent general for reparations, will soon will retire from reparation duties to Co., the company and Co., it was reported here today. 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Journalism Seniors Go to Emporia to "Put Out" the Gazette and Find "Bill" White a Most Hospitable Host The group of University of Kansan seniors who went Emporiaport last weekend to "put out" william Allen White's Gazette filmed the boss himself sitting on the throne and squirting at the mute squeeze for sometime has just jetted over to Europe for a holiday or something. --play, the evening's program will include toasts by a student, a student teacher, a father and a mother. The girl glee club will sing a group of songs. Every one was so well looked after while gathering Emporia's news that when it came time for them to start home there were three women who wout looking for the court house and landed in the county jail, was finally released with all of her money, (time being sixty-one) she went on a corner all afternoon waiting for a street car to take him to the air port. Finally an officer told him he had been euthanized several years ago and there was no airport. --play, the evening's program will include toasts by a student, a student teacher, a father and a mother. The girl glee club will sing a group of songs. Announcements Etn Sigurin Phil will hold initiation for new members at 8:15 Monday overing in museum, France hall. Ruth Warrington, secretary. All plaques of the Quincy Club should come either today or Wednesdays and work on dividing an final tree outs will be hold two weeks from Friday. All plaques lodge last week. Pass this test to stay in the club. Phone 1051 The third round of the women's intramural tennis tournament must be played off by 6 o'clock Thursday night. 200 Expect to Attend Oread High Home Night In days past Mr. White, like most firecracking editors, has been accused of nearly everything from bethylene to wife-bestering, but one thing is pretty clear: he found a vulnerable spot in his hospitality. From the reception at his home on Friday evening at the time of the visitors' arrival unit in the back hamburger at their apartment, he seemed accustomed to lie for their comfort. Some of the male members of the party were more inclined to look upon the well known Mr. White as Mrs. White, who she knew would be famous with a wife like she is? and one, "If any guest didn't feel at home it wasn't her fault. She's not your girl." Privately Mr. White told some one that the students were not there really to work on the Gazette so much as to "just keep it up." "Just humble" wedding anniversary. Anyhow it is hard to place our editorial hero among the ranks of those who raise a "Tummy." 1025 Mass. Ticket tables for the annual affair progress progressively, Please will receive a complimentary accommodation; preceded students, student teachers; preceded students of student teachers are invited to attend. @ Etta Kett heads our fashion department. A workman can be no better than his tools. 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The other new officers are Virginia Fulton, f43, received recognition, corresponding secretary; Helen Hungerford, c51, historian; Mary Kreamer, c23, and Velma Varner, f22, consorses. The annual Founder's day harbor of Theta Phi Phil was held Saturday evening at the Bellerive hotel in New York, where chapters were in纪念馆. Miss Jeanette Davis, president of the alumnae chapter of Iota, was toastmistress. The program included the presentation of the Greek letters by delegates from Nebraska and From Missouri chapters vocal, one," The Smaller Songs" by James Crawley; by Catherine Crowley; songs written and sung by the brethren of feta; and an address by Marie Corcoran, president of the local church chapter. Mo, was a guest of the Kappa Alpha Theta house Sunday. Week-end presentations of the Delta Tau Delta house were Richard Edubaba, Richard Gelvin, Sam Hale, and Roger Rogers, Olaf Robert, John Molinville, Manhattan Weekend guests at the Phil Dei Phila thoma were William Kaipa, Lavernworth; and Winton Mohbracker, Concordia. Mies Murv Greef of Kansas City Katherine Clark, Elisbeth Goepert, Paulaine Fengel and Isabel Humphries were the week-end guests of Virginia at her home in Kansas Missouri. Tomite - Tomorrow - Wednesday - Thursday BOWERSOCK The Fastest Moving Picture on Record. The Romance of History's Supreme Daredevil! Douglas Fairbanks AS DARTAGNAN "THE IRON MASK" DIRECTED BY -ALLAN DWAN A thousand thrills, a thousand laughs, a thousand gasps crowd upon one another as the most daring guardman of all France fights for love and country during the glorious times of "The Three Musketeers." "One for all, all for one," rings the call of the fearless friends that immortalized the dynamic pen of Dumas. A Magnificent Story! — A Peerless Picture! 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