PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS MONDAY, APRIL 15. 1929 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas EDITOR-IN-CHIEP MARION LEIGH Associate Editor James S Welch Associate Editor Alice Schultz irgil Ensign Paula Cost MANAGING EDITOR MILLARD HUNSLEY Sunday Editor MILLARD Monday Editor Lawrence Marmot Tuesday Editor Matt Wheat Thursday Editor Lida Kilde Friday Editor Jeffrey Stern Night Editor Glinda Baker Saturday Editor Mary Wery Sunday Editor Pamela Nelson Saturday Magazine Editor Nathan Miller Sunday Magazine Editor ADVERTISING MGR. KENNETH CAPIT Ann' Advertising Mgr. Felton Nelson Ann' Advertising Mgr. 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Entered as second-class mail matter Sestern Musk, the postmaster at Lawrence Kansas, under the jurisdiction of MONDAY, APRIL 15, 1920 WHAT PRICE ENFORCEMENT? In an address before the Citizen Service Association of Washington Assistant Attorney General Renah F Camiller called paid police informers to be the lowest form of individual in law enforcement today. He referred to reporting liquor violations. The "helpful" citizens are paid **2.50** for each victim. Obtaining money by reporting prohibition violators—bootleggers, to be exact—the police, is the most disgraceful and vicious practice in America today. It violates all theories of Americanism and good government. When one citizen is paid money to reveal the offense of another, the citizen within the law is a miscreant of the lowest type. When liberty and freedom are bartered, openly with public apprehension among citizens, the fundamental structure of government is torn away, and society is left to the inviolious exploitation of moral decay and physical aggrandisement. What price law enforcement? To paraphrase, "Iis law enforcement so dear and prohibition so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" No!-emphatically no! Nothing is so dear to the heart of American constitutional government as Liberty, Equality, and Justice. They cannot be purchased, they cannot be bartered and let our government, our institutions and ideals live! There can be no compromise with this odious practice. Its death knell must be sounded if it further stains our national pride and honor. IT COMES TO THIS! And now we are told that alcohol has no medical value by a no less eminent authority than Dr. John Hay, professor of medicine at the University of Liverpool, England. No more will we find old and young suffering from snake bites; no more will those "strange feelings" be exposed to physicians. What if he should think there is something really wrong and start to treat it! It would not have seemed so bad if the statement had been made in the United States by an American doctor, but when it comes from England, the home of John Barleycorn and associates, all is over. Just a few more years and such things as lamp post conversations will rank with the stories of Greek mythology. WHAT OF THE TARIFF? One of the three items of President Hoover's farm relief program is an "adequate tariff" which would probably have an immediate effect upon agricultural profits. When he speaks of safeguarding the home market for the domestic producer, he presumably has in mind a group of agricultural commodities in which the country is beginning to have imports. This group includes such commodities as dairy and dairy products, oilseeds and vegetable products, hides, and skins. Effective tariff production, which will enable the producers of any commodity to add the amount of the tariff to the marginal cost in establishing the price, can best be applied where the commodity is produced exclusively for domestic consumption. In some of the commodities without exportable surpluses, the domestic production is so close to the border of satuiy that a tariff can hope only to maintain a reasonable price dictated by domestic supply and demand. There have as yet been no serious efforts at imports of these products. However, if the population grows, and consequently consumption increases, while no new productive factors are brought into play, it is entirely reasonable to expect some benefits to agriculture from further protection in these commodities. SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE Daily we are reading accounts of American citizens who have gone to Mexico and joined one side or the other in the present revolution and after being captured, claiming exemption because of their American citizenship. Both sides "depart" fighting Americans of the other side to the United States border when captured. It is unfair both to Mexico and the United States that such action should take place. If the men feel that there is a grave reason or cause for which they are fighting they should stay with their chosen side and take the consequences. If they are fighting for the fun of fighting they should be prosecuted the same as the others or turned over to the American courts at the border and dealt with the same as through their escapades were committed in this country. We construct a halo around the soldier of fortune. He doesn't deserve it any more than the gunman, the gangster or the highwayman. He has no respect for the sacredness of human life and thrills at the sufferings of human beings. If he thought he could "get away with it" he would kill and murder, plunder and devastate wherever he went. New Novelty Wooden Jewelry headline. Before long the bargain will be among the unemployed. N. Y. Brooklyn Eagle. A distinguished psychiatrist asserts that a patient is more important than any of dignity. "We respectly disent, Many a man pays alimony not because he is richer, but because he is dignified." However, Professor Einstein prebably will not turn away from his studies in physics because of the pretexts of Cardinal O'Connell of Boston. If science in its researches after 1800 is not to take it might discover, this old world would still be in the stone age of human culture. —Topeka Capital. Today's Best Editorial BRANDER MATTHEWS A cosmopolitan and yet a new Yorker, the into Brander Matthews typified a special phase and period of his career. He has best suggested by a list of names—Howells, Warner, and Mark Twain for literature, Bronzor Howard and Lawrence Hutton for the theater, Gilder Allen for the dance, and All these are gone, and the death of Brader Matthews snaps another link with the urbane, many-faceted society that he was largely a Knickerbocker society, and Matthews—thown born in New Orleans of New England lineage—been to Manhattan as Holmes did to Houston. Less distinguished than many of these friends, Brader Matthews was known in most of them his interest in the art of drama and its paramount; he knew French drama and wrote plays himself. He made a series of books, including "nettes of Manhattan" deserves to be kindly remembered by all the lovers of New York. In criticism he was in love with the art of dance, and anything to anything from the book note to the scholarly full-length volume. Columbia has a special debt to him. He taught me his tuition and its tuition was writed—he has seatinghythm pictured his deficiencies; he learned his years of slow growth, he became one of the most picturesque and popular members. Clubman, man of the world and the arts, he was a biographer of London circles with Andrew Lang and Austin Dobson, in Paris and in New York. Brader Matthews never gave up on his achievements; his biography he spoke with disappointment of his achievements in letters and great qualities were not great they were always important. He will remember him as an attractive and a useful figure in the city's life. Plants Are "Heartless" Say Scientists Refuting Theory Advanced by Sir Bose Washington—“Hearts” in plants, propelling the cap upward by rhythmic heats, are denied any real existence by several American and European plant physiologists, whose repetition of the widely held experiments of plant biology results like those claimed by the Indian scientist. “The palmatines” on plants, simply the tremors of imperfectly adjusted instruments, and when these sources of error are eliminated the apparent palmatins vanish immediately. Without these preconditions, a lamp wavy soaked in carbon dioxide will not illuminate a plant, and no steming atom of a plant. The newest attack on the Rose theories is by Dr. C. A. Our Contemporaries (Scrivaw Service) Official Washington has been some what perplexed by two recent prohibition enforcement problems which have an international significance. MORE KNOTS IN A KNOTTY PROBLEM First there is the question of the right of foreign representatives to this country to import liquor for the sake of safety-Giving a diplomatic thrice. PROBLEM Being immune from the laws of affecting the possession of intoxicating liquors, foreign diplomas in Washington are exercised freely their right to apply private stock" on hand. Their liquor comes to them by way of Baltimore where it must be transported by express cargo that is where the trouble arose. The State Department served notice on the diplomats that the right extended to them was not being applied to the right to have their agents freely transport it, and ruled that to be immune a cargo of liquor must be accompanied by someone who himself had been granted such diploma gave Washington a thrill when he rode on a truck through the streets of the capital city, wearing too top silk hat and long-tail coat. TOLLEMENT MERDA of the vision of what men are and what they may become, has evolved most of the fundamental ex- The second difficulty has arisen over the striking by coach construit putrel outfit, which was a suspected rum runner, who was suspected of being an opponent. Nassade has asked the State Department to investigate. France, one of whose citizens was drowned, is also investigating. The prohibition enforcement question has far outgrown the expectation that the law will be a problem several years ago. Each day come new difficulty arises which lable the law. Minnesota Daily THE FOLLY OF SELF-PITY Almost every individual, at sometime in life, conceives imaginary ideas concerning himself. There are many notions; they are notions; and they allow themselves to worry and fret over these trivialities until they become victims of self-pity. It is the latter class of animals with whom we are concerned. It is to be hoped that President Howard's law enforcement body will be able to arrive at some plan where both the domestic and the international aspects of the response to prohibition can be improved upon. - Columbia Missouri. These important people are dis satisfied with themselves and are continually seeking sympathy from the other group. When the fate is against them, and for this reason or some other, think the world is not worth their friends are few and far between. TOLERANT AMERICA Self-pity is the source of social disease. It is true that self-pity is conducive to solitude. Solitude necessities social living means helpfulness. Man lives to himself, he is a manic to society. Every moral citizen is a member of society, and as such, he must self-adaptable so as to meet its need. "This quarter I'm going to begin studying right from the start; no dates on week nights, no cutting all week; no meals except my outside reading from day to day." This statement in some form or other is issued or proudly declared by nearly every school district. The hard grind of the last week of winter quarter. It contains the wisdom of Solomon but it will soon be supplemented after the first few weeks. . . . Resolutions are merely a form of polite absolution for past sins of laziness; they have no bearing on the learning. They are expected to have. This quarter will go on, gone and the library will be just as overcrowded toward the middle of June as it was in the middle of March, when there was the last final in which many hope (A) to *A* they will get a C for the course they will say fondly and apparently sincerely to their parents and friends, to help them quarter I going to study right from the start of waiting until the last week; no more weekday days, no more..." The underlying cause of self-pity is conept. However far-fetched it is, we should still understand that the cause the individual who continually feels sorry for himself is too self-pity. It is self-pity itself. It behoves such persons to pull the cormidile and stair out into the world. THE ETERNAL PROMISE —The Georgetonian *Persons of Mr. Clements, Mich.,* an article which will appear in the forthcoming issue of the *Scientific Journal* of the American Society of Biological Science interested in the physiological effects of poisones, was attracted to the Rose experiments by the reported research on the "heart-action" of plants. He and his assistants built duplication of two of Doctor Rose's pieces of age 40 for the electric probe and the *phygmograph*. Both of these instruments are supposed to register minute increases and decreases in the diameter of plant roots. They are mounted in a moke eye by deflections on the scale of a sensitive galvanometer. Doctor Personed who got wiggly-line trappings that resembled those of Doctor Boxer, who was a patient of his apparatus against vibration and electrical disturbance and refrained from walking near his plant or causing any air currents in his plant or causing current pulsations stopped completely. These negative results agree with those of an Irish scientist, Prof. H. Hibex of the University of Dublin. He was among some time ago and also a third instrument used by Doctor Rose, called a quadrant electrometer. He was not able to detect my heart-like pulsations and rather of these pieces of apparatus. Professor Dixon, following some preliminary work done by other experiments on the continent of Eurasia, estimated that a continuous column of water in a sealed vessel has a strength like a woven rope, resisting a breakthrough. He measured the amount of pounds per square inch. This tensile strength of water is sufficient to hold all the ropes used in trusses as through each microscale water tube in Qie qianghd had a slower steel wire strung through it. The water tube in Qie qianghd furnishes the path, according to Professor Dixon's theory, and the watercolumns themselves act as arcs to cord Almost all plant physiologists have now accepted Professor Dixon's by law of the most the most premises of American life. The factors that distinguish America politically and economically from other nations are: a strong sense of being able through foresight and tolerance. Tolerance is the greatest t single factor of American life. A man's gift for tolerance is his ability to measure his neighbor's thoughts, measure his hitches) for the general scheme of freedom of expression limits her willingness to interpret this factor of Early Americans were brave enough to outfit a superior power in order to maintain a freedom of expression and a freedom of living. A group of ingenuous young Americans shaped the American identity upon democratic principles. They sought to establish a simple form of government that was impartial and free from power. As a democratic nation, America can never afford to become intolerant. It must be open to the people, the religious, political and social rights of citizens must be respected. One of the great beauties of the writings of Mr. Coolidge is to be found in the book "The same economy in the use of words that he employed in running the railroad." The middle class is the one that told mupkins carefully for the next meal. Oklahoma Daily Butler Collegian —Christian Science Monitor. This is the time of year when editors of certain campus publications are instructed to work over their heavy work that they attempt to end it all by putting a bullet in their head. Sandwiches Oklahoma Daily Chili George's Lunch Pies Short Orders 1011 Massachusetts The Hawk's Nest The bride is the important person at a wedding. The bridgeman just barely takes a hand in the affair. Pity the hapluckt perfume merchant who doesn't know where his next scent is coming from. --is given to planning menus in regard to health. Two small Emporia boys robed in homemade store for girls and bats and stores on the West, but all they discovered was their mistake. They are in the reform school Tox Guinan was welcomed back to her night club after her recent arrest in court by the orchestra play "Far from Home." She would rather have gone to jail. "Cooolly thy habit as thy purse can buy, for the apparel off proclaims the man." Shuttlepeare wrote that he "had to send a spring suit proclaims newadays is that the owner finally got his cloth and bought it anywhere where he could get more credit. -Hugh Bently. As Others See It As Others See It --is given to planning menus in regard to health. HE COULD BE ELECTED Whatever the reactions to the Transcript's suggestion that Calvin Coolidge become a candidate for the United States Senate, there is no hint, but the state senate could be elected. This is important. It is important because it shows how generally the country owes our views of Mr. Coolidge's strength with the people in his state, but of the country. For no other man the Republicans might name could such certain success be predicted, particularly in an offyear when their party faces an intense interest and drag the voters to the polls. Nor is there any dispute anywhere of the statement that Mr. Coolidge would be a great senten Whether Mr. Collidge would consent to be a candidate is, after all beside the question at this time. It looks like it will be a difficult question. It is much too early to expect from him a definite decision one way or the other. But it is not too early to consider it. It clear that they want him in a place of such national usefulness and for which he is co-preeminent fitted. Assurance of this desire on the part of citizens of Massachusetts, Mr. Collins, we feel sure, would think twice before refusing to heed the call to vote. He has been both legislator and still a young man. Practically all of his life have been spent in the public servic WHITE HOUSE DEMOCRACY The times change and we change in them. The spectacle of the First Lady of the Land driving her own motorway through traffic congestion and a rucking traffic cop is quite as inspiring as Thomas Jefferson's riding horse hitched to a post while the Sage of Montreal was being inaugurated President. If Mr. Hoover has yielded to the apprehensions of other persons and has consented to have two or three service men go with him nominally to grit it. Probably he regrets it also. He is quite sure that he has been in wilder places with no protection at all. Democracy in the White House attacking But mechanical handshaking is not democracy, and the request of the President that members of Congress limit their introduction cards should be posted so that all, a cynic might say that the urge to shake a president's手 is a sort Special Attention EAT RIGHT! FEEL RIGHT! MASSACHUSETTS AND BOOKS OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XXVI Monday, April 15, 1929 No. 158 It Will Pay You The New Cafeteria "Nothing is good enough but the best." NEWCOMER'S CLUB: The reported coolness of the Salu's Sulu toward George Alee who was that penetrate the hero of a music video to apply a familiar moral. E. W. How paraphrased it when he said that the hero could safely criticize is a men-in-cloak shark. Writers of plays and new scenarios have encountered similar lines that would not offend sensitive national and racial groups. They have well-hightened to limit the typo for "carries," as Stage Renaissance no longer "carries kick." Even the creation of comedian Alex Hersen has been somewhat re-retired. At any rate, the Indiana humorist's use of the Sultan and his wives as material for his production is supposed to explain the failure to arrest the Sultan. The story goes, the old ruler said he did not know Mr. Ade, meaning he did not care to meet him. It would be better to have someone never heard of the humorist or if the tale should turn out to be a pressagent's yarn. Either possibility would, of course, spoil an apt illusion, though the moral would be unaffected. to take some work in the Lawnres of College. Students who are made to K-12 courses in shorthand, typewriting, bookkeeping and banking. We arrange them according to their interests. - Philadelphia Public Ledger By a vote of 15 to 13, the Massachusetts Senate has killed the bill which would have injected a little serine into the State's obscure haveyware. The bill was passed because it should be judged in their entirety instead of on the basis of isolated passages. It could also be rejected whether the movement which the bill represented can be stayed for long. Signs have been numerous that the governor should realize that something must be The Newcomer's club will be entertained on Thursday, April 18, by Mrs. W. S. Johnston at her house, 1593 Crescent Road. Lawrence. Kansas. or survival of the Kings Evil super- stition, and has no part in our same democratic continent. APPLYING A MORAL -N. Y. Brooklyn Eagle Your Kansan should reach you by 6:30 each evening. MRS. STUART A. QUEEN, Secretary. A copy will be sent you by special carrier if the regular carrier misses you, provided you Telephone 2701K1 between 7 and 8 in the evening. New York World. bone to restore Manhattancs from the Watch and Ward Society and the Tender Deeds Society, and have cast such a blight over her culture. So if progress has not been achieved, then no doubt it will be made at the next session of the Legislature, instead of time. But once they get going, the devices of诱惑 men of littering will fall apart. —Oklahoma Daily The writer of the national curse, "I Faw Down n" "Go Boom" was struck down by an automobile recently. And some there is no Chemists say that substances with an odor lose weight, but a fat man food of onion gives no evidence of it. — Boston Transcript. Three of the Japanese cherry trees in Potomac Park, Washington, are blooming ahead of time, and preparations for the extra session of Congress give the impression that a crop of lemons may be rapidly maturing. A style note says that many party frocks this summer will be fashioned with material of a modernistic big siz pattern. In that even, we surprise guests with the layering; sure he's grating at a blonde or a flatch of lightning. — Arkansas Traveler Remember— We handle Fraternity and Sorority Jewelry. 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