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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS
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SUNDAY, APRIL 14, 1921
THE WEEK
Winter and summer engage in a final struggle. Heat records fall also snow. United States army flies with 81 combat planes, patrol the Mexican border with orders to shoot down any Mexican planes flying north of the international line. A dynamite "bomb" addressed to Governor Franklin D. Roosevelt is found by a porter in the New York postoffice and proves to be a "bill." Harry F. Sinclair loses his appeal to the United States Supreme Court which refused to set inside his sentence of three months in jail on a charge of contempt growing out of his refusal to answer questions put to him by the Senate committee in its investigation of the Teapot Dome oil leak. Charles G. Dawes is appointed ambassador to Great Britain which receives the appointment favorably. Mrs. Gann is put in her place—the one she wanted—by rulings of the state department and the diplomatic corps. A torner kills 51 people, injures more than 100 and does incestible property damage in northern Arkansas.
A news item about a "Turf Cigar Store" calls to mind the fact that we have heard of them being made out of rope and cabbage leaves, but never before had we heard the expression "turf cigar."
JUST ANOTHER ELECTION
Just another election. A nice, quiet election. No fuss, no flurry, no scrap no revolution, no startling issues to arouse the Hill's population. Apparently only those who were interested in the success of their party troubled to go to the polls. Just a nice, quiet election. Total result, Pachacamaca holds a monopoly on student offices.
How long can the Pachamaches continue their control? Only as long as they can keep the trust and confidence of the student body. Only as long as they give the University straight, honest, impersonal, impartial, efficient government. For that long they will fear no competition. For that long they can hold the Hill.
The legislature has taken the speed limit off the speed limit off the slab. The new road signs will read, "Speed limit 100 miles per hour. Fords do your best."
SPELLING CLASS NEEDED
Spelling in admittedly a bugaboo for people in all walks of life. Any professor will teach that there are many poor spellers on the Hill. Many of the instructors themselves are inefficient in framing words properly. In short, an errorless speller is not to be found anywhere, and an excellent speller is a novelty.
Unidentified a correctly spelled and punctulated application for a position makes a much better impression upon a prospective employer than does a slowly, poorly spelled one. Of course the highly educated, are as a class
more proficient orthographers than are the poorly or uneducated. Nevertheless, more attention should be directed toward correcting the common mistakes people make in constructing words. Spelling ability cannot be rated strictly relative to intelligence and learning, yet college graduates are expected to be better spellers than other people.
Granted that spelling is important, it would seem well to offer a course in orthography on the Hib. Such a course should be open to students in any school and department, and even to those in any class, for it would fill the needs of many. Surely enough, he would curl to make a worthellace wide.
Student government officials make quite a fuss about the honest way they handled the election. Most pro-cheratent client when they're playing militaries.
RELIEVING THE FARMER
One of the greatest mistakes mud by many who are considering farm relief is the likening of farms to business. If the farmer were considered as a laboring man instead of a business or professional man the battle would be half won. Business principles as they apply to large units of production cannot be applied to the farm. The farmer is a producer of goods and offers them on the market in much the same manner as the laboring man offers his services—to the highest bidder. The laboring man learned that he could do better if he organized and inaugurated collective bargaining. The result is self-evident. The farmer must organize also if he wishes to get the same treatment.
But organization is only the beginning of the solution. The farmer needs credit to finance the next crop and hide him over depression; he cannot control production as accurately as business; and he needs information concerning world wide farming conditions. The farmers' greatest need today is capable leadership. Everyone once ready to offer farmers advice but when the shown down came, leaders in the business world were not beyond "passing the bank" when asked to "join an agricultural commission."
When Chicago starts chasing the angsters out it might be termed fine or the whence, but not so hot for the hither.
LINDBERGI'S DANGER
Apparently, it is becoming a very easy matter for newspaper reporters to write stories about Col. Charles A. Lindbergh. All they have to do is to rush out to a flying field, interview the Colonel, rush back to their offices, and type the information to the effect that "Lindbergh let today for an unannounced destination." Sometimes they can vary their reports by saying, "Lindbergh refused to disclose where he was going," or "When asked by reporters where he had been for the past twenty-four hours, the Colonel said he had nothing to say," or yet again, "When asked about his activities while missing yesterday, Lindbergh intimated that it was his own business."
Strange, is it not, how obliquely taciturn people can get when they are engaged to be married. Gene Tunney acted the same way about a year ago. Right when the public is most curious, these persons disclose the least information. For some reason, they develop a privacy complex. They forget their obligations to the public. Then, the re-action comes, sadly, but inevitably. For instance, it is not news any more to say that "Tunney refused to be photographed today." Some day the news value of Lindbergh's having nothing to say, also will diminish. Lindbergh should step his step. If he continues these Gene Tunney the time may come when he will get no more news paper space than Tunney does today. Lindy would hate that.
Senator Fees would make all ex presidents ex-officio senators at large Ex-officio is good.
It's better to wait than worry. You have to wait anyway and you don't have to worry.
Public and Private Medical Services Seeking Road to Mutual Reconciliation
New York—The dearest ode of physicians, socialized or state medicine was brought into the light, examined and shown not to be so fearful after all, at the dinner here recently of the Board of Counsel of the Milkland Memorial Fund. Practice steps for a solution of the great controversy of public health vs. private practice were presented by a physician, Dr. James Alexander and Miller. Doctor Miller advised his fellow physicians to acquire a doctor's license. The study showed that health as well as the curse of individual patients. At the same time, health departments and other health organizations were advised to enlist'
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Our Contemporaries
An Ohio State student, rumplimg the hair of her eight-year-old daughter with one hand and dangling her Pii Beta Kappa key in the other. Her mother said that she cows her Pii Beta key to her little rumpled-haired daughter.
MARRIED CO.FDS
"I have been dividing my time between my eight-year-old daughter and my studies, and this gives me an answer to the question of how I am inudent that it keeps me away from formals, club meetings, and so on," declares the student mother.
"I squeeze into time for my studies among other students." There are no better than college activities."
Truly fitting that collegiate maternity should have some compensation for the burden of the coed citizenry of America would prefer going without the loan.
NATIONAL PLAYGROUNDS
University of Washington Daily
Governmental interest in maintaining and enlarging playground areas for nature-loving Americans has received another attest in a recent state Senate committee's report of the interior. During the past year the area of the national park system has been enlarged to 12,133 square miles, an increase of nearly 290 squares miles, an increase of almost 60 bays to enclosing parks and the establishment of new ones.
Very early more and more touristic flock to our national parks. Here can be found *y*, a result of preservation efforts. Today the national park years are considerably justified. Today the approval and patronage of the public is sufficient justification in itself. The growth of our national park system is inevitable.
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Newly acquired territory shows the tendency to play no section of the country as a favorite. An area of autumn foliage with spectacular scenic beauty has been added to the Acadia National Park, on the coast of Maine. The Yellowstone National Park was increased by a new dam that spills square miles to take in the bendwaters of the Lamar River, Lassen National Park, in northern California, was enlarged by the addition of interstate volcanic territory.
Bryce Canyon National Park, is northern Utah, was established last fall. Its area is twenty-two square miles (250 km²), and the park system during the year was caused by the creation of the Grand Canyon, with an area of 150 square miles. Historic sites, forests and canyons of rare beauty, murrays of nature and wildlife, rock formations and fantastic are being preserved now for posterity. Future generations will be grateful to the past for assurances that the park will be maintained by the devout advance of man.
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—Columbia Missourian.
While college teaches the student I think in a wider capacity, it does no encourage thinking in wayward directions. Yet investigators of crime attribute the increase of homelessness to the increase in the intelligence of the masses.
In years gone by, before the enrollment of college, had given an indication that a college approaching that of today, the college of crime was almost an rare as the Dodo. With the passing of the years, the number of crimes tipped and those who understand
The wayward, however, trivial bi-shortcoming, against society, is accorded publicity which gladdens the attention. The news headlines shriek to the world that another student has been apprehended for an "allied" crime. Journalism teaches that stock prices such as Wall Street's own are "eternal," etc., are the best ofusage, yet newspapers throughout the country have stockpiled pirated the expressives and criminal crimes from the most atrocious to the most petty. It seems that the comparing room of the newspaper has this modern stock headline ready for publication.
the aid of private physicians in putting over their health programs, and the work that rightfully should be done by the private physician for the people.
The sympathetic individual touch that exists between doctor and patient is important and should be saved. Doctor's knowledge, compassion, apprenticeships, insurance companies and health departments cannot give this, although they can do much good. Doctors practicing physicians are arising men who have not lost touch with individual, curative medicine but who have also interacted themselves in provenance practice. The profession, will become connecting links between the medical profession and the public and private health organizations, Doctor Miller prophecies.
The "growing knowledge of evaluation of disease has forced preventive medicine into the forefront of medical research has become the fountain head of advances in both curative and preventive medicine, which is why the research has brought the practice of medicine and public health activities "to closer relationship with patients." Two wings of medicine is natural, both wings are really needed by the public, he said. So much so that public health officer, discovering new diseases and their cause and new means of treating and preventing disease, may be considered as a kind of research experiment in themselves in proving how good our knowledge of disease is.
The demonstration program sponsored by the Milkland Institute has given students the opportunity needed to suppress certain diseases in a community, declared Dr. William Charles Osborne, University of California. He added that the latest feature of the demonstration has been the development of a means for monitoring health demographics and health demonstration work, so that they may be arranged according to data from multiple studies that have been done through statistical studies carried out by Edgar Sydendorfstein, University of California, United States, public health service.
A more deive on the part of the county medical society to develop or guide the public health activities of the medical society in plumbing anything, Dr. Linsley Williams observed. An effective course, as developed by the member of the society devote a large share of his time to ascertaining the facts in regard to the particular activity. This individual can then advise the local health department with a good chance of achieving results. Frequent visits from the county society, state health department and state lay organizations have also been valuable in New York, Doctor William
The colleges of the country are constantly receiving a black eye because their students are often电台 episode inspires. The sights of the college student are many and are not to be condone, but should be seen in their perspective and not unduly impressed.
arithmetic known the significance of the law of averages.
Hearings on farm relief have been resumed at Washington. Now will some antiquarian tell us in what distance year bearings on farm relief
Butler Collegian.
Pullman travel might be worse There's no cover charge in the dining room.
Boston Transcript.
Probably the most futile thing in the world is a radio listener sassing the broadcaster.
Butler Collegian
Arkansas Globe.
Special Attention is given to planning menus in regard to health.
Special Attention
EAT RIGHT!
FEEL RIGHT!
The Hawk's Nest
The New Cafeteria
A clock in a certain house on the Hill has this sign pasted on its face. "Shake well before using."
--ren grand a week, she makes to keep.
"Nothing is good enough but the best."
And then there was the girl who wrote so fast she got corns on her fingen.
One of the boys who sat on the front row says the Water Carnival was all wet.
Tulane University is planning to give athletic diplomas to its letter men. I suppose they think it would be good for students to school without some sort of a diploma.
Have you heard the latest scold? One of the intramural players was caught, playing barn-yard golf with marked shoes.
If you must sleep in class it's best to keep your cut-out closed.
The president of the U. S. P. Playing Card Co. does not play bridge. Maybe that's why they elected him president.
I: the plumber's convention having a bad effect on the University professors? Yesterday one of my profs a bad effect on the University professors? Yesterday one of my profs a back for a red book in forget.
Extract from a student's editorial; and if possible to determine if the outcome was a loss (or bonus) basis." I will take the word of the fellow who was son-sick. He says the victory was son-sick.
Today's poorest pun: Would you call golf a "holy" game?
Our office girl is so dumb she thinks parliament is a new kind of chewing gum.
Statistics show that the majority in France earn less than $800 a year. The majority in this country earn even less than that, but they get that. Is it, all except the Democratic, or they aren't in the majority onway.
DAILY POEM
A comely miss is Kathleen Kiss. An actress on the screen.
Ten hisbands she makes quicker. A dollar*'s cashed, a heart
An actress on the screen.
She has no woe, and lots of dough.
But nothing in her bean.
At every camera flicker.
If you can't be clever, be loud, is a motto used by those who want to be funny.
Hugh Bently
As Others See It
WHAT IS A MAN TO DO?
The Sun has received a calling down from a woman reader because of an article in the column that President Hoover might come out in favor of using a knife to cut a ribbon.
The w, r, s says that such illly outbursts of prejudice tend to disrupt the work of the author. Belshusbevins out of the best of folios, that unless table etiquet is upheld on the first line of a poem, the work will be unreadable.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. XIIV. Friday, 14.12.1928 No. 158
TWENTY-EIGHTH ANNUAL FRENCH PLAY;
MohoreL Le Medecine Malgare Lui will be presented by students of the department of Romance languages on Saturday evening, April 13, at 8:15 in the Little Theater of Green Hall. These interested are invited. Admission is free. A. STANTON, Director.
force it on anything and that spoon in the coffee cups, crackers in the soup and the complete annihilation of a piece of pie will follow as surely as any other dish. It is eaten with a fork—cut with a fork and balasted with a fork—so we are informed. Any other事情 is no problem; any other thing can be in the dining room.
We take space to set forth the complaint of the stickler for proper cutting of subad.
We say we will give space to the woman reader who demands such a space, and I will table manuaries if she will explain what a man is to do under those conditions.
-Pittsburgh (Kan.) San.
BOYS OF ETERNITY
We will give further spaces to the esteemed reader who will explain just what a third man is to do when he sees you. We'll take you around a big chunk of head lettuce and he buits down hard and a big chunk of hard. We'll nicely smeared with mayonnaise, squarely on the pretty face of the young woman nerves the dinner menu.
Elqueus is most irresistible when it is expressed in the fewest words. The elqueus helped the American people to find that out. We may be sure that many people do this.
dier Quotations" of the future. And one of them will consist of the words which, it appears, he wrote some little time ago in a book that has stimulated his interest in military which Mr. and Mrs. Edward K. Hall of Mountair, N., J., built at Dartmouth College in memory of their son, a boy who gave up his life in 1872. Mr. Coolidge presented a memorial library, and in this volume he wrote:
To Edward K. Hall
Calvin Coolidge.
In recollection of his son and my son, who have the privilege by the grace of God to be boys through all eternity.
The kind of faith that underlies this epigrammatic utterance is enshrined in the hearts of the American people. This feeling was thrilled by so brief and pointed expression of the hope of millions of Americans of eternal eternity? — Boston Transcript,
An educator says that all marks of a college education are obliterated before a man reaches 35. Most of us had hoped that it was before that.
Morning Oregonian
The Indian philosopher who says that America learns at philosophy is mutaken, although they sometimes get caught up in their own seriously as they take themselves.
Morning Oregonian
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