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TUESDAY, MARCH 28, 1929
Official Student Paper of
THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
Lawrence, Kansas
University Daily Kansan
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TUESDAY, MARCH 26, 1929
EXPANDING INTRAMURALS
If the casual observer should glance into Robbins gymnasium during the opening rounds of the winter intramural handball tournament, and see the intense activity on the courts are the waiting lines, if he could see the bitter battles between intramural teams on the basketball court, if he could see some hundred of shouting cheer students scattered all over the southern slopes of Mr. Orend engaged in intramural playground ball, if he could, in one sweeping glance, take in every intramural athletic event held during the year, he would heartily and sincerely conclude that Dr. F. C. Alloys famous maxim, "Everyone playing his favorite game," had become a rarity. For it is true, the effort in this direction is make athletics a matter of participation rather than of exhibition has been largely successful.
However, as it has been pointed out many times before, that it is largely the same group that participates in all these phases of the intramural program. The criticism is often made that intramural athletics should be characterized more properly as "interfraternity abilities." It can be answered simply enough that intramurals are open to every student. A few non-Greek organizations do participate. Boarding clubs and other independent organizations often enter teams.
A plan for the extension of this system of non-fraternity organization would largely remedy the situation mentioned. The plan would have to be worked out through the intramural office, since experience shows that such organization will not occur spontaneously. Such a plan might well be considered by the intramural manager next year.
Not all of the suckers are in New York, but the balance is swinging in that direction. Runners are beginning to gather there for Pyle's next "Bunion Derby."
CHINA NEEDS DOCTORS
A recent investigation in China reveals the fact that 400 million persons in that country depend upon only two thousand physicians, which means that there is only one doctor for every two hundred thousand persons.
This condition seems alarming when one considers the size and location of China. The people are spread out over a large territory and it would be impossible for one man to take care of that many. Multitudes are dependent upon quacks and the old-fashioned witch doctors. In view of this situation it is obvious that there are a great many opportunities for the young American medical student when he completes his training work. Dr. Arthur Woo, chairman of the China Medical Association, has made the statement that the chances for the young doctor are being
hanged and improved. He is trying o get the government to provide old gce pensions for them.
The United States seemingly has plenty of doctors with many more in training. With China in such great need, why should not some of them go over there? It would not only be advantageous to China but to the young doctors themselves.
Radhanthema finally took one in
rom its fall tryouts. Must be trying
a encourage more to try out this
pring.
The President has given up the Mayflower, a yacht much booked for by all residents of Washington, especially those who happen to live in the Washington Barracks, or who live along the Potomac river. For more than a third of a century she has been used, more than thirty years of that time in the service of the government.
THE MAYFLOWER
It was built on the River Clyde furnished for a millionaire, but not intended for the purpose that it has fulfilled. After the death of the millionaire, the Mayflower was sold to the government, but seemed rather out of place with all its elaborate furnishings. It was finally transformed into the presidential suite, and has taken the president and his family and friends on many week-end tours.
Now that Mr. Hoover has decided to abandon it, and take his week-end visits by other menus, the sight that has always been enjoyed by the president's followers, will be put into the past. It may be gone, but it will never be forgotten.
Since hearing that the average University man carries $1.39 in his pockets, we favor communism.
TOLL BRIDGES
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS
The antagonistic feeling which has existed since the colonial period against toll roads and bridges seems to be giving way to a more friendly attitude toward toll bridges especially. This attitude is shown in the sudden increase in the number of toll bridges opened to traffic since 1900. From 1900 to 1921 only sixty-seven were opened while since 1921 there has been approximately one hundred. The importance of these structures is greater than their number might indicate. Two hundred seventeen bridges are on federal aid highways, which includes 187,000 miles of the principal interstate and intercity roads.
Relatively even geographical distribution is shown by the existence—in construction or in operation—of one hundred and nineteen toll bridge east of the Mississippi river and one hundred and twenty-five west of the river, while eighteen spanned the river itself. Pennsylvania ranks first by having nineteen intrastate and eleven intrastate structures, Florida has two twenty-five intrastate and one interstate.
Some of the old arguments against the toll bridge were that cities were dependent on the ease of access to their boundaries and that the farmer would be taxed too heavy on his many trips to town. The new arguments for the toll bridges seems to overweight the others. A hue and cry for good roads has sprung up all over the country. The poverty of many counties prohibit the building of good roads and the building of a big bridge over a river. The cost of building one large bridge would build several miles of good roads. With tourist traffic demanding good roads there is likely to be more and more toll bridges in the future.
If being broke is a disease, the Hill is inflicted with a plague.
Sweethearts on parade: Oread any Sunday from 5:30 to 9:00.
You can be sure she really loves you when she confides her true age to you.
People who make the excuse that they do not want to tell all they know would soon run out if they did.
Listening In on the Flonzaleu Concert
Strikes of Smetan's Allegro via appointees had just reacted when two conductors, tired of waiting, in their ears for the end of the Flamley concert, slipped by an obliterating ddosman last night and took seats at the event of the Auditorium. They were prone to hear some high-class music.
Joe had a guilty grin of triumph on his face. His partner sc绳ed down in his seat. The quartet started Algeron moderate in a Polka. Joe quirred in his seat, locked hostily over his shoulder and started in to listen.
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What? Suspicious? Just as Inuder thought, most of you take the statement with a grain of salt.
All those who really believe this is the farewell tour of the Flonzalea muriel risen their right hands.
It is common to accept the statements of movie, theater and concert advertising and publicity the way the sentence accepts the World Court – with its own justifications and use of autocritics and of ladlehine's put at all on our guard.
Why do publicity men do it? Partly, it must be admitted because newspapers let them get away with it to make a point about revenue, or because of personal friendship, or simply because the company wants you to cut out detailed statements (L's really trouble, too; for those fellows will argue an hour for an adjective).
They are hardest to deal with, because if the newspaper cuts out their pages, the city's county enterprises" is raised. If it is run, every intelligent reader resists it as bans and both the moves the government the enterprise get the very craze.
And this tendency to overstate is not confined to commercial endpieces. The home talent shows all want it, too.
Partly, too, it's "the system." Everybody else in the stage publicity game exaggerates; so all must do it.
The problem hinges on the number of really intelligent readers a new publisher can expect to share, whose whole matter checks back to the readers who absorb the holok with their breakfast. Perhaps, after all, all Balloon was right. But Brecher hates it.
Campus Opinion
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Editor Daily Karfan;
With the recent election of W. S. G. A. members and class officers on the University women's board, a large number of the University women, and the yearly candidates against the system which divides the women into sexes to see about to cause for another anomaly, until approaching election time, determine whether something can be done to make valid the complaints.
If the women sincerely believe that there is a way to bring about a reconsideration of methods, a consensus change will surely have weight with organizations which are elected to
Although it will doubtless take much thought, long consideration and careful elimination, some large research laboratories and scientific scientists are continually having to discard some theory or law, if their experience and experimentation differ significantly from human government is so perfect that *b* better way cannot be found to achieve the desired end. Surly student government is no exception to
Is there anything just in a system which permits a student to help choose parents? Is it passed to represent that student in his new so-called self-governing body? Are women permitted to choose both men and women, yet each sex is permitted only two of them?
Nominally, each class has four representatives in the self-governing government. The two men have two representatives, and the women have two. Government without representation is unjust. Here is an example of formerers to carry on a good work. Let Elect Four Representatives be the nominees in the campaign for reorganization.
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"What's them horns up there?" indicting the amplifiers not, in use love the players heads.
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on him. "How do you hear me?" How do you hear me?
George grinned and hid his face because he was shy, but I moved closer. The music grew less inspiring and George more comfortable. He listened.
The melody grew more regular and
stately. The whispers ceased. The
melody became softer and the melody
matured. The melody finally ceased altogether.
The audience broke into clapping and under cover of the sound Joe leaped over with something of parchment and now in his voice, stated
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The violins thrilled ripples of mercury
behind and leaped over.
Joe whispered, "They simplify it."
George was satisfied.
George was non-committed and strained straight ahead. The audience was on their feet, and the outcenteo. Fragments of whispered conversation drifted back from the room.
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Murmurings. Silence except for the world famous quartet.
The sound of the cells suddenly increased in volume, and the notes went far beyond what he could hold his voice in his hand. With only a tilted stretch of the imagination, Joe was able to bring himself living somebody the razz-avery bass razz. Joe took his hand from his shoulder.
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"That's the shello," he offered. George nodded. Didn't he know was the shello?
"Five years since I..."
I rumbled whispers while the quarrel played on, ceased, and began again with Vince. George half-curved in his stance, Black Jack he had brought in with him.
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The playing seated and the members of the quarter walked back stage amid loud clapping. A minute of clapping and a few persons started to run in, trying not to be too booze. They might have staved and backed Techokwsky and Glazimov.
"That's the last," he warned.
Joe was more sophisticated. "They always bring them back for one," he insisted.
A. G. ALRICH
IS IT AN OPEN DOOR OR A NEEDLE'S EYE?
The Road, World-Court formula, slightly reinforced in Geneva, has been amended within width of distance of it. The Big Three of Europe's Foreign Ministers, who happened to be in the country, have agreed on the cession, had only prince to give. The commission of jurists, who are meeting there to consider revisions to the World Court statute, have put their hands on the cession. The commission, Mr. Road and his plan are uncom
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derelated to have received the blessing of Mr. Coolidge, Mr. Hoover and Secretary Kellogg. It is taken for granted on all sides that the door is now wide open for entrance of the building, most solemn and august of tribulations.
Just a few formalities remain to be accomplished. The protocol embodying the formula passes to the League of Nations Council at its June meeting. Approval there sends it to the League of Nations Council at its June meeting. Approval there sends it to the League Assembly meeting in September, immediately it goes to the United States Senate. After these stages are passed, only unanimous ratification by all the Court members is needed. The League will go through coagulence order. It would appear easier to press a couple of camels through a needle's eye. The state agencies are not so hard to convince — say Ethiopia, Paraguay or Greece — might stand at the open door and say "No" to the United States seems a sort of reduction to abhorring the horizon of optimism. And there 's no saying but that after all the
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2. How many flames can you date successfully in the same week? If more than three, what's your system? If more than one, get a good grade out of American Government's without test? (Answer this one at all locations.)
4. If the girls begin coming up Mississippi street would the Laws still stand on the steps of Green hall at noon?
5. Do you love a boy (or girl) because of his line (or lines) or in spite of it?
6. Do you smoke because you like it or because everybody's doing it?
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OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. XXVI  Tuesday, March 26, 1929 No. 137
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PHACTERM(SCREEN(SCREEN(SCREEN));
The following subject conferences will be held Wednesday, March 27,
in the Chancellor's office: 3:00 - English; 2:00 - Mathematics; 3:00 - Geography.
K. U. SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA
There will be special rehearsal tonight of the Symphony Orchestra at 2:50 in the Carman building. Attendance will give credit for Choral Performance.
BOTANY CLUB:
The Botany Club meeting will be held tonight at 7:30 at 1121 Louisiana tree, Darien Hamerford will be the speaker.
/ EVELYN STONER, President.
EVELYN STONER, President. ___
PHI LAMBDA SIGMA:
Phi Lambda Sigma
LITTLE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA:
PHI LAMBDA SIGMA:
Phi Lambda Sigma will meet at 5:30 today in Westminster hall.
PHI LAMBDA KNEEF SECRETARY
PEN AND SCROLL:
Pen and S-cell will meet this evening in the rest room of central Administration building. Members and institutes are asked to come at 7:30 and 8:45 on Tuesday.
K, O. KUERSTEINER, Director.
GENEVA CLUB:
WOMEN'S GLEE CLUB:
WORKSHOPS
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MARCH 10, 2015
outside of the Women's Club (Bio Club at 4306 Wednesday afternoon);
March 27, in central Administration auditions; full participants
through March 31.
All students who have attended a Geneva council are eligible for more bachelor in the Geneva Club. Those who have been admitted of the first level of their bachelor's degree (phone 2097)
KATHERINE WEATHERBY, Secretary.
8. Why do Hill professors object to gum chewing?
Answers should be sent to Hugh Bently, Hawk's Nest, University Daily Kansas, University of Kansas, Law
2. "In the spring—" well you know
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7. Do you believe it is bad luck to encounter more than three 'shot guns' the same day?
rence, Kan., U. S. A. Results will be tabulated and printed from time to time.
Notice: This is strictly confidential. Hugh Bently.
Twelve oil paintings by Birger Sanden have been added to the Sanden exhibition in the art gallery of State Teachers College at Emporia.
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