PAGE FOUR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS SUNDAY, MARCH 17, 1920 Sour Owl Elects Staff Officers for Coming Year Arnold Isenburg Selecter Editor; Cedric Jones Chosen Business Me Manager Arnold Ienberg, uncle, was elected editor of the Sour Owl for next year and J. Cedric Jones, £20, business editor of the Sour Owl board Friday afternoon. The election followed the appearance of the fifth issue of the magazine, the *Sour Owl*. Both Isemburg and Jones have been both Isemburg and Jones have been the Owl Owl work previous to the former, the former, the latter and the latter having assisted Dm Rhodes, business manager, with Relays Number Next The new managers of the Owl will publish the April 19 issue, which will contain some of the most important topics in a theme. The last number of the Owl, to be published about May 10, will include the latest news and trends. Within the next few weeks Leenburg will appoint two associate associate editors, a circulation editor, and Jones will appoint two assistant business managers and a circulation manager. This will form a larger staff than has ever been used. "We are going to keep on working toward the type of humor used in 'Life,' "Judge," and "The New Yorker." All personal names will be deleted. Paul Gunzinger said Iceland went on questioned in the new Owl's policy: "As far as possible we are going to eliminate off-color jobs, but we can't do it until our contributors learn that the Sour Owl character is 'clever, not sunitty.'" As a first step Isenberg proposes to post a list of "banned" words or phrases that are inappropriate as have been rendered tite and powerless in college humor magazines. "In this way we can avoid the most disturbing words so prevalent in college stories." New Features Planned. A number of new features have been creatively planned for next year. The possibilities of a theater page with tabloid reviews of new movies and TV shows are among the many specials under consideration. At the same time Greek section will be expanded to a two-page spread and the Greek column will be replaced. The opportunity to gain membership on the Sour Owl editorial board has passed and will not be accepted, until it will be accepted according to Isenburg. Those handling in material for the next two issues have a chance to make the board next year. "Don't forget that the Sour Owl will be a monthly magazine next year," said Cedric Jones. "We are going to do some intensive work in organizing the selling forces, and we will of the board members to help." Olathe Deaf to Be Given Summer Education Work For the first time in its history the School of Education will offer courses off the campus during the Summer School session. The National Association of Teachers of the Deaf hold an annual six weeks session at the Kansas School for the Deaf at Oatle. This year the School of Education will cooperate with the University H. Jozmann, of the University of Chicago will be the instructor. The session will start June 10. Funston, Fekdall, from the Phil Delta Theta house, is spending the week-end in Emporia SOCIETY Ruth Bennett, and Ruth Geisler are appending the week end in St. Joseph, Mo. Mrs. John Moore and Pauline Weitz, A R'28 of Kansas City, Mo., are guests of Kappa Kappa Gamma. Marjorie Nelson of Topka who was the week-end guest of Miriam Thoroman, gr., while attending the Delta Chi dinner dance. Pi Beta Phi has for its guests this week an end Margaret Davidson, Catherine Stephenson, and Mrs. Harry Virginia Peterson, of Winfield; Ruth Ritch Mayer of St. Joseph; Darien Hall of El Deorado; and Donovyt Hall of El Deorado. Dana Mie Harmon, Helen Cleveland, Vera Fay Stoeus, Avis Stoeus, and Isadore Dougles, were in Toekoa Saturday. Pauline Longecker of Kansas City, and Edith Marie Carrol, of Leavenworth are week end guests at the Alpha Omicron Pt house. Gamma Phi Beta has as guests for the celebration of the 100th Oaklandaise, France. Susan Wichita; Marcelline DeWitt, Lyons; and Billy Griffiths, of Kansas City, CA. Members of the Alpha Delta Pi entertained with a Saint Patrick's party at the chapter house, Friday night. The guests carried out in the decorations which consisted of shamrocks, pipes, pigs, roosters, and balloons. The Miller-Walters orchestra played and chapermakers were Mrs. Jane McLennan, Ms. Margaree Topping, and Ms. Elizabeth Winifred Messenley, of Mulvane, is the guest of Ruth Zun, c31, at her home in Kansas City. Kappa Alpha Theta is entertaining, dynamic, and fun. Brunyne, Mitchel, Mitchel, Burns, Independence; Virginia Wallace and Virginia Peterson, Winfield. A masquerade party was held at the Sigma Chi house, Friday evening, when guests danced and sive girls and the men desert sheels. The rooms were elaborately decorated to resemble an Egyptian desert, and Hurly Kaler's orchestra played for dancing Chaperones Perkins, Mrs. N. K. Thompson, Mrs. Nina Ogilie and Mrs. Eva Oikes, R. Perkins, Mrs. N. K. Thompson, Mrs. Nina Ogilie and Mrs. Eva Oikes, the only outfit on guest. Out-of-town guests were Ora ine Wesley University. In- town guests were Kinston, Kaiser and Kansas City, Moj. mary Alice Dremon, Kansas City, Kan. Other guests were Prof. and Dr. Lois J. Woods. The Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity entertained at the chapter house, Friday evening, with an informal dance. Deceptions were in the form of a balloon filled with flowers furnished by Younger's orchestra of Ottawa. Characters were Mrs. Gertrule Swift, and Mrs. Emily McKean, both from Kansas City, Mo. The only out-of-town guest was Rayburn Barnes, Topeka. Lawrence Steam Laundry (Phone 383) We have just installed another new shirt ironing unit to take care of your work and get it back on time. We are mighty sorry you have had to wait on us the way you have recently, but this new equipment will double our capacity and we are sure we can get your bundle back when you want it now. We appreciate the patience you have shown us while our service was so slow. Remember our cash and carry service. It saves you 10 per cent. Here's Good News NOAH NUMSKULL DEAR NOAH-IF YOU GET MUMMIES IN EGYPT, DO THEY GET POPPIES IN CALIFORNIA JUST ABOVE LAJENO. AND ARE WEILD THE CAR! RUN IF THE SPARK PLUGS ARE FIRED, AND THE CAR IS GUESED? DEAR MIB BIRCHER NOAH- WHEN THE TRUNDER STORM HITS YOUR IDEAS ROBERT KRULIS YOUR IDEAS ROBERT KRULIS The local R.O.T.C. unit entertained in large number of guests with a theme of giving back to the union building, Friday evening. The innovation of a Spring Formal party catered by the union guest members of the unit the opportunity of entertaining their guests Tommy Johnson's hand played during the evening, and the permanent decoration, provided for class paraphernalia. Chaperones were Majors and Mrs. J. R. Cyon, Captain and Mrs. G. J. R. Leibnacht, Lieutenant and Mrs. Harry F. Meyers. The twentieth annual Dublin party of FI Upsilon fraternity was held at the Elkridge hotel, Friday evening. Following a six-course dinner, Earl Cairns, drummer and musician music City, Ms. furnished music for inking in the Elkridge hallway. Chaperones were Mrs. Jenni Mitchell, Mrs. R. O. Baldwin, and Dr. Dressy, Mrs. Frank Strong. Out-of-town COSTUME JEWELRY The new styles are here—come in and try them on—all colors—and invisoney. Gunts at the Alpha Chi Omega house over the weekend included the new Kourtney and Miss Milkred Humberberg, all of Kansas City, Mo., Miss Margaret Kruse of Kansas City, Kan., and Miss Lerbert Briana of Pleasantville. guocs们 Mea. George Runyan, Jen Bunny Hohen Mossinger, Mary Oberhoefer, Pittsburgh, Midtown Cra- ristine Christine Allen, Kansas City, Mo; Mary尔顿 Nelson, Topkapira Julia Roger Smith, Pittsylvania Roger S Smith, Pittsylvania; N. W. Johnson, Kunzai City, Kan. Morle Murke, Paul Davis, Kansas City, Kan. The Delta Chi fraternity gave its second annual cabin dinner dance last evening. The house, called St. Michael's Chapel, is surrounded by white snapdragons, mallorange foliage, green tule bows and green lights. A reception was held on Tuesday the firm was furnished by the Missouri Ramblers. The chaperees were Mrs. Martha McGrath, Mrs. Katherine Crawler, Professor and Mrs. Warden, Mr. and Robert Juvin, Prof Will Hume Jeh, and Prof William Martin. 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President Mutual Life Insurance Company of Thailand O. K. Feering and W. B. Dallon McCurdy Billig. 1621 Mossambuette, Phone 254 Dorothy Weedle, Pittsburgh, Kan; Derrick Woodson, Portland, Pa; Fokka Topa; Forrest Jantz, Bolt Bowers, Garland Froehrick, George Grossenbogen, Mansfield, Mo, Lowell Treuer, Manhattan, Pa. Delta Tau Delta fraternity entertained with an informal house dance Friday evening with Freddy Agnew's orchestra playing. Chapwelles wereEmma Rosa Fagen, Mrs Hill P. Willis, and Emily Schoenfeld of town guests were Bill Close, Kansas City, Mo.; Robert Hitchock, Cherry vale; and John Cutchler, Salina. Members of Theta Phi Alpha sorority entertained Thursday evening with an informal dinner for the two women who attended the highest grades for the last semester. The honorees were Edith Conway and Mary Congrave. St. Patrick's decorations were used. Alumnae preside over Cole Robinson and Gladys Bedlow. Coffin Used After 19 Years South Bend, Ind.,—(UP)—John L. Siefert, 87, was buried here recently in a coffin which he had purchased nineteen years ago. It had been held by an undertaker since the purchase in 1310. Have you met Miss Etta Kell? SUITING YOU that's my business SCHULZ the TAILOR 917 Massachusetts St. Is She Irish? If so We have those "Shamrock" Chocolates Coe's Drug Store Call 521 and let us deliver a box to her. SOPH HOP FRIDAY, MARCH 22 CHIC SCOGGIN'S PLA-MOR ORCHESTRA UNION BUILDING 9:00 to 1:00 Admission $1.50 VARSITY DANCE MANAGER ANNOUNCES VARSITIES and CLASS PARTIES for rest of YEAR April 6---VARSITY Music---TOMMY JOHNSON April 13---VARSITY Music----MILLER-WALTERS April 19---SENIOR CAKE WALK April 27---VARSITY Music---FREDDIE AGNEW May 4---VARSITY May 11---VARSITY Music---TOMMY JOHNSON May 18---VARSITY May 25----LAST VARSITY Music---FREDDIE AGNEW