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University Daily Kansan
SUNDAY, MARCH 17, 1920
Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANNSAS Lawrence, Kansas
EDITOR-IN-CHEF MARION LEIGH
Associate Editor Arthur Circle
Associate Editor James Welch
Editorial Writers
Paula Cost Alice Shultz
MANAGING EDITOR  MILLARD HUNKEY
Nutrition Editor  V. Gorge Head
Composer Editor  Lawrence Mann
Composer Manager  Lawrence Mann
Night Editor  Lindley Horn
Telegram Editors  La Verne Mon
Sunday Musician  Nathan Miller
Sunday Musician  Nathan Miller
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SUNDAY, MARCH 17, 1929
CENSORSHIP AT MISSOURI
the "burden of personal research" of the University of Missouri, whose questionnaire of an extremely personal mature astounded students and officials, is being investigated by President Stratton D. Brooks. The questionnaire, which was compiled by several professors of sociology and psychology, was sent to a thousand students picked at random in an effort to obtain statistics on matters of sex, matrimony, animity and companionate marriage. President Brooks has ordered the confiscation of the replies, which were to be anonymous, as soon as they appear in university mail chutes. He also indicated that he would conduct an investigation and question all who helped in issuing the pamphlet.
The situation at the University of Missouri is a mative one and decided not worth the time and publicity which is being given to it. It is laughable to think that university students have not yet reached an age when they can be permitted to discuss questions concerning sex and marriage, but must be shielded by school authorities. At university age, they should be capable of viewing such questions saney and discussing them with a fair degree of intelligence.
On the other hand, the original idea of confronting the students with such a questionnaire was folly. Thus approached, they will always accept such matters in a facetious vein and act accordingly. The information thus gained is worth little or nothing for statistical purposes. Such attempts at gaining information are always a mistake, but once the mistake has been made, the wisest course of action on the part of the university heads would have been to ignore the matter entirely.
FARM RELIEF
Although the special session of Congress is a month away the committees working on farm relief bills to be presented at that time are approaching the problem from the angle of co-operative marketing, and the farmers who want to favor that method as one means of solving the farmers' problems.
If this policy can be followed through to the end, some improvements is in sight for the farming world. Undoubtedly one of the chief disadvantages that the agricultural producers suffer is to be found in the unorganized marketing of their products. The crux of modern business success is efficient organization. The buying power of the world is vested in organized groups. The nature of modern buying, selling and producing demands co-operative methods. Yet the farmer has been playing a lone hand, for the most part leaving organized business entirely out of his dealings with co-operative enterprises. Naturally he has been at a distinct disadvantage. The price, time, and amount, everything that concerns him in the marketing of his products, have been set by organized buyers.
THANKS TO BEN HIBBS
combination and organization are natural evolutions in the economic world, and the one resource of the farmer, if he is to compete with them, lies in his development of co-operative business dealing. President Howard has made a wise choice in approaching the farm relief problem from this
The reprint the following excerpts to show how some "hard-boiled" editors treat the seniors of the journalism department and to convince Benjamin Ananias Hiboe, of the Arkansas City Traveler that all he tells is not pure nudity gospel.
Nothing to It
The University趴趴 Kanan queries this question: "Is your head really hardheaded?" The judges have been joking to hit him for a job size they heard at the Taupo convention that he was head of a new company.
Paul Jones really hard-hold kiddo? Don't be too nervous. You have to learn a lot of more than 10 minutes of curling, will it quarte or more than a quarter
Ben Hibbis should be advised of himself, and he is a long time resident of people. For your years, we have annually awarded him this honor for a day or two. Come in this month for a celebration. He was inside all the time when we are here. We worked hard to get him out working his contract. Come on, the office is full of nice people. And, Mr. Paul Jones, we may come over the mountain to see the BEAR one of these nice days when we can trick the vigilant professors out of a few hours time. "Way Out West In Lyons" is a long way, but this B.Y.O.R. proposition sounds good.
High life is for the low minded.
fluence
To some people affluence spells influence
High grades do not an education make nor big words a sage.
The government "touches" us most t tax paying time.
Some people make their first visit to church in a hearse.
Modern gold diggers wash out their nay dirt with tears.
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. LAWRENCE. KANSAS
Talk and the world talks with you think and you think alone
Ain't it a funny feelin' to wake up and find half the class asleep?
Lindbergh's one-arm driving resulted in news stories. The same thing on the part of a college student usually results in a wreck.
Today's Best Editorial
The jurist sees clearly a certain in equality in the plan which would forbid remarriage by the innocent party in a separation proceeding. However he regards this as justified in the case of a man demanding dramatic remedies. He says:
After his experience with the Stillman and the Rhinelander cases and some other very sensational divorce cases, he has made a strong case for Joseph Morsechauer ought to be able to speak as one with authority on desirable legislation affecting matrimonies. He is not only the first person he gives his opinion that as a first move by constitutional amendment, it would be appropriate for Federal courts, with one law for the whole country. But eventually he would abolish absolute divorce endorsed by him, may he necessary. Divorces are not.
A JURIST AGAINST ALL
DIVORCES
DIVORCES
More married persons who now seek and obtain divorce could compose their differences and live together with resultant benefit to their children and to society if they would not ramp up their divorce.
There is one view of the diverse question which is in full accord with the question of the burch. The radically divergent view one that favors the free breathing matrimonial obligations on these responsibilities, magine, regard either course as preferable to the existing conditions in the case of an issue of the discussion of the issue is a good thing and to such open discussion Mr. Justice Morsechau has made a notable
Brooklyn Eagle.
EDITORS DISAGREE ON MEXICAN REVOLT
The Mexican revolution has brought comment from the old as well as the young. The small boy who has just learned the value of the newspaper cities his opinions on it, as does likewise the old grandfather who has read newspapers all his life. In the editorial columns the newspapers have given their opinions, some on the work that is being done by the United States on how the revolution is progressing, plus the reputation of the leaders.
(The following summary of American editorial opinion concurring the revolution in Mexico is based upon the week's newspaper received at the library of the department.)
(By Katherine Barth)
"Inside Stuff"
"Campus opinions, as expressed in the Kansan's campus opinion column, are sly," someone confided to Insider recently.
"But certainly," says Insider, in his best French. "It's campus opinion and if you're cynical, campus opinion is silly."
But the column provides a safety valve. And it provides the additional option to add a softening in silly opinions, the sensible reply standing out clearer by the contrast.
Campus Opinion
--a rosy haze and the millenium drawn near.
This article is in answer to one appearing Thursday night signed by the first three students of a college buddle student seems to be holding a grudge against men who secure students for admonition's jobs for the summe-
ment, and that they are unguaranteed, and he infers that this guarantee is not worth anything. From personal experience with the first company, it becomes clear that the guarantee is paid to the cent to those men who live up to the contract. Since the first company he attacks is also illuminated, the aluminum proposition is one of the best things that any college student who wants to work
The general tone of Burnum's Example letter indicates that he expected a get rich quick scheme. It is important to note that Burnum's business who entered it wholly because they thought that they could get rich quick. Burnum's Example next year would send one in their wildest moments expect a company to ship 100 worth of samples to a man who had given no response to the request for his work? Our distinctions students claims that said 55 never returns to the student. With my company this week I am pleased to find fit ordered and is returned to the student in that form. This is of course known by the student when he pays them. This is in no way a questionable procedure.
Daily Northwestern.
Our distillation student goes on to say, that the examples of other students at our university company are always from some other college, and are never heard of. Since he included aluminum wore among his samples upon to call him a prevailor. When I entered this work last spring I was cited the examples of several K. U. students of the University debate squad, former track man, and other prominent University men going back with them. To the college student who wants to spend the most profitable summer of their lives educationally and make a difference in their life, nothing better than some good sales job like the one I have had, but to that student like Barrum's Example, quick, he had better a simpler lesson.
Garvey Bowers
THE CUT AND DRIED SPEECH
Fourscore and seven years ago our profess, dragged out upon our campus to university and dedicated to the proposition that all cuts are sinful. Now we are engaged in a great final test, determine whether we system so stupid and no unnecessary anong endure. We are met in a great dispute on that question, but our faculty is not right in night flunk. It is not at all fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot recount what is final resting place for cuts, but the reasons for this institution which has been set apart is *n* final resting place for cuts, by a night flunk. We are not at all understanding the reasons for this system. The brainy teachers, living and dead, who advocate this system have come to understand that we need to understand. Neither we nor the acuity will little note, nor long remember what we do here, but never forget that we were taught to do it if the office. It is rather for us to erase indicate the great worry imposed upon us—that from the honor given to them by our faculty to that subject from which we seculently sought to avenge—that we shall not have flunked in vain—that his school, under an enlightened system of education, shall have a new faculty to be a upper-classman, of the classes, by students, for red letter grades, hall be fore abolished from the
Our Contemporaries
--a rosy haze and the millenium drawn near.
The New York Times feels that the United States is putting itself in a delicate position to send arms and munitions down to the Mexican government to help President Portes Gil (Mexico) stop an attack on this situation, the Times says:
ATHLETIC ELIGIBILITY
ATHLETIC ELIGIBILITY
When the faculty starts rolling the matter of athletic eligibility under its onge, the world begins to swim in
It is hinted that further military and diplomatic assistance will be necessary, be given my advice. But there must be aware that the course they have elected to pursue is dangerous, in the sense of a war against their adversary. To interfere in a civil war is something which not even the League of Nations would venture to do. And this result will justify Mr. Hoover's determination, and that it will never return to plague him or kill him.
The Portland Oregonian feels that Ex-President Calles attempted a revolution of his own when he engineered the election of Emilio Porro Gil as president to succeed him. The Oregonian substantiates its views as follows:
Mexico is going through a process of strengthening the nation which is transition from government by military dictators who succeed in civil war, to government by civilian leaders who have a popular choice at more or less high level. It is expected that the militarists would submit to the new system with little resistance, favored by the support of the elites of the party to the Porto Gil government from motives other than their own.
The Cincinnati Enquirer holds the opinion that the distressing ignorance and poverty of the majority of the poor is the reason of the disorderly government now in existence there. It very emphatically brings this out in the following:
Orderly government will never come in Mexico until the terrible, devastating loss of the majority of its people can be relieved. This ignorance and lack of understanding make easy for unarmed men to raise armies in that devoted land, which has been an existing government. The poor community have all to graint and have lost everything.
The Philadelphia Public Ledger rose in the revolution down in Mexico the country. It believes that there is something radically wrong in a muted where such a revolution is going on and so many states are involved in it.
There are at least two practical reasons why an athlete should meet most of their academic credit. It is not fair either to the man or the university that he should伞 through college on an average course, but it is fair to the man and secondly, and secondly, athletics, it would seem, should meet the same eligibility requirements that other athletes do.
A nice merit to be paid, of course, if the scholastic requirement is to raise a student to the 1928 football team would have warmed the bench if they had been required to meet a "one point" average, a rejection rule that would make up for proportionate Poors. The example of the University of Chicago is sufficient to show that high school students play on the teams, and, as Capt. Rube Wugner justly pointed out once, it is no pleasance to see students with handsiepped before you start. But "u," a college or university," of course, Georg North, president of the University of Chicago, allows itself to be dishonest merely because it is very difficult to go straight, has lost its reason for ex
No much for peripheral considerations. At the center of the eligibility question is the need to be both informative and infinitely more worth fighting for, the scholastic integrity of the university.
In spite of basketball championships and $300,000 gate receipts, Wisconsin will not be forced to for itself. It is an institution of learning. It should be able to feel, understand and recognize the real team "is bone of its bone and flesh of its flesh, and not something ex-
Daily Cardinal.
one fate of Northern Mexico, and with it the fate of the revolution tremble in the balleh. The enemy may find his task easy. This is a real revolt, whatever its deep merives may be. There are two states in Mexico when from six to ten states are shaken by rebellion.
executing Torrance, and eventually will be hounded for Chihuan City, to study advance of the Mexican state in the form of the command of General P. Ella Cina. It is thought that the big new move would have been made in Hawaii in the southern part of Mexico, where the religious issue is expected to favor the population in favor of revolution.
the controversy. The Public Ledger asserts;
The Hawk's Nest
--song;
And gallant conquests shall have closed the door
THE ST. PATS DAY COLUMN
"Oh, Otto, come der house in uno eat yourself yume somedad. Mudder is yet already on der table and nama half et."
—Heinie Schlutz.
"Have yousky scenovitch the Czarsky?"
"I lovitch didn't knowsky that the Czar went out for snorsky."
-Vladimir Krensky.
Ze semole for ze day: Ze married life was happy like ze government of Mexico.
Jacques Pipuant.
"Dut is shore some swell black weather 'weer' is wearin't, Tambo, "Daint ain't no black sweat, Ebony Mah laundryn't arrive this week."
— George Ananias Washington.
"Would you like to bane president Olinf?"
"Ay would not, Andy. There ban no chance for advancement."
-Ole Anderson
Pat O'Mally swept out of the north . . . just two more blocks to sweep and he could go home.
"Abie. Abie! For vyh did you call her fire department? Or! GI. Und ust ven I vas getting a start in life."
Terrence: "The ainea had ye have here, Moke. a foine头 and nobile features—could ye loan me a couple of dollars?"
Mike: I could not. 'Tisn't my boy in the first place. It's me woife's boy by her first headband.
A Grardson of St. Pat
Pat College: We've taken sociology,
what would you say was the matter
with my class? How much did Mike,
University, *Shure*, that's
great! He's a poor student.
@Flatland, @Olphard
For the cheerful assistance of the following helpers I give three husky whoops. Although it was impossible for me to use all the contributions turned in by these Irishmen, I presented to the submitters honorable mention;
Hank Bloomblaster, Ivan Peterson,
Abramraham Bauhm, Ludwig Schmitt,
Hein Carter, Costello Madera, India,
Zackery Zybencio and Polka Wik
Hugh Bently
An "old maid" is who rewrites
an "old maid" girl is who has
sense enough to know when she is
well off. — Los Angeles Times
Make Her Easter Gift a Box of
Imported Stationery
We have just received a new supply from a foreign market. New Designs and Colors
Eldridge Pharmacy
As Others See It
701 Mass
--song;
And gallant conquests shall have closed the door
MR HOOVER'S VIEWS ON PATRONAGE
Still wrapped in his mantle of mystery, merychic enigmatic in his final state statement, he takes himself off the public scence. His departure is doubtless a heavy blow to numerous Southerners who support him upon as the channel for receiving Federal positions. But a heavier blow is Mr. Hoover's cool announcement of his job. Despite the growth of our civil service system, a president still has to deal with the pressure he has on his disposition. There are the Diplomatic Service, the Revenue Service, the judiciary and enforcement agencies missions. The pressure for jobs is errific, and any complaint executive officers, and not politicians. It is easy to remember, for example, what Mr. Harding did with his executive order permitting the president to first name names on eligible lists for Presidential Postmasterships. But Mr. Hoover states firmly that there will be no need for such jobs filled; that he will keep "as many as possible" of the public service he have shown honesty and integrity.
This is an admirable rule, and it is to be borne in its spirit will be felt by all who have served as a mittee and all members of the Cabinet. The old Southern jamboree evil, began in reconstruction days and was still active in mitte to be vigorously alive last year, fed on executive acquisition, and was never a threat to small state politicians. But there has never been a President, a Secretary or a President, a Chairman, Postmaster General and Attorney General—four men—could have cut off the system at the time.
— New York World.
WHO'LL BE THE SHEEP?
The big butter and egg men of Wal-
Street apparently believe that a good mary sheep live in Kansas and that they are the best breed. They may be more than half right.
All sorts of "tip-sheets," from which one is supposed to obtain valuable bits about the stock market, real estate or shopping streets. Some of them are entirely reputable and have been of considerable importance in finance. Some of them are notoriously dishonest and are issued for the sale of stocks to aid in the observing of the shops.
Numerous persons in Arkansas City recently have been receiving copies of our phone book, but they have not subscribed. Usually after the tip-sheet has been arriving for several days, it is followed by telex messages sent to the call-suit from the telegrams, there is a long distance telephone call from a person in Arkansas City who calls you by your first name and tells
**run that you can give your is "hot tip."**
It is difficult for the novice to know which of the financial "services" are required. We urgently suggest that unless you choose to be one of the sheep, it would be wise to disregard the information contained in free or direct letters which you to your desk.
Arkansas City Traveler.
ART OR MARRIAGE?
When you hear a young girl wonder whether she should marry or follow an artistic career, remind her of the importance of being a young woman of sixty-eight has just completed fifty-one years of professional singing. She is the mother of eight children, grandmother of eleven, and a graduate of ballet tutors to a great grandchild.
—New York American
She has been so poor, she says, that she has had to wear her mother's worn-out shoes for her Sunday best; he wants her own price for a single song.
BEAUTY HAS YOUTH
On one who lagged too far behind the throne
Try to think of Schuman-Heinck as a spinner singing the "Romey" or "Ave Marra" or one of the old German folk singers who do not try to be done.
One day I know the field will speak
Beauty, whose lips are all my bread,
and wine.
The wind no longer lift its splendid song;
And silences, and on that day I'll know
I am here. North for all time.
Smiles for the newer lovers, gay and proud.
say
And silences, and on that day I'll
me
know
Beauty has Youth for all time—
lovers
One day there shall be Winter on the aby
And desperately thirsty for the vine
And passionately hungry for the crowd.
Have both a little while until they go
Forefend me from the ancient jeal-
Hand locked in hand . Yet when I must lose these.
BERT COOKSLEY.
—New York Times.
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