PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS SUNDAY, MARCH 9, 1920 University Daily Kansai Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF RANSAS // TOWROE, KANSAS Editor-in-Chief Rosemary T. Mabes Associate Editor Andrew H. Miller Editor-in-Print Arthur R. Newshay News Editor William A. Darnbyhill Publisher J. W. Shipard Sport Star James Wade Saturday Staff Charles Brown Lester Schroeder Mike Milner Michael Brown Martie Strawn Carl Cummings Gerald Orrillan Hand Bobby Hornsby Ben Holmberg Ben Holmberg Collection Ben Holmberg Collection Ala Gailey Ben Holmberg Advertising Mgr. Edulis W. Murray Foreign Adv. Mer. Berlina Palencio Am't. Advertising Mgr. Kenneth Cage Am't. Advertising Mgr. Fred Kranen Telephone Business Office K, 11, 66 News Room K, 11, 25 Night Connection 270kK Your Kaaan should be delivered before 6:30 each evening. Should you fail to receive it, telephone $298X for 7 and 8 clock and a copy will be sent you by special carrier, Published in the afternoon, five times a week and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Oklahoma, in connection with the Press of the Department of Journalism. SUNDAY, MARCH 3, 1929 THE WEEK People throughout the world may hear Herbert Hoover take the oath of office as the thirty-first president of the United States through the most powerful radio hook up in the history of the American nation. Hoover calmly awaits his imposition having virtually decided on all of his cabinet members. Henry J. Allen is being mentioned for governor general of the Philippines now that William J. Donovan is eliminated for the insular post. The House Ways and Means Committee completed the ground-work for tariff revision after seven weeks of public hearings on the subject. The Senate voted to appropriate more than $12,000,000 for construction. It is rumored that William H. Taft, chief justice of the supreme court of the United States may resign and Calvin Coolidge is being mentioned for the position, while in France Marshal Foch fingers between life and death. In California Charlie Chaplin is critically ill and Charles A. Lindbergh and his fiancé met with a mishap while flying in Mexico. The prince of Wales sold his string of pole mones and people in England believe that he is "growing up." Rollo Walter Brown, former professor of English at Harvard spoke at conventon on the "Romance of Being a Student," while the University debaters defended the team from Texas University twice. Kansas was defeated in basketball by Iowa State Wednesday night, the annual inter-sorority sing took place Thursday night with the Puff Paint Prom following on Friday night. THE JONES BILL The passage of the Jones bill, making first violators of the Volstead act liable to a fine of $10,000, or five years imprisonment, or both, is in line with public sentiment expressed in the presidential election last fall. The electorate, having expressed by great majority its sympathy for prohibition and stricter enforcement of prohibition, the lawmakers now seek to carry-out that expression. The fact that the present Volunteer law is inadequately enforced is undebatable. However, the Jones bill can be little more than an experiment. Whether a law inflicting a much stricter penalty can be more adequately enforced than the present law, is doubtful. The only point in its favor is the fact that its heavier penalty may frighten some of the smaller violators who might find it more difficult to raise $10,000 than to raise the $1,000 now assessed. It is doubtful, however, if the law will accomplish successfully the purpose expressed by its promoters, that it "strike fine into the beer harens," who operate on a large scale. Of course, the present $1,000 fine is of no consequence to such operators Probably $10,000 would be of little hardness to them. The experiment is worth trying. Possibly the more severe penalty will reduce violations to a certain extent. Care should be taken, however, that one does not dismiss the problem so easily as to believe this to be a remedy for the present evil. Enforcement must come slowly, through an evolving process, through education among those whom it affects. O H N A S O P H O M O R I JOHN A. SOPHOMORE John Student entered his second year at the University a little disillusioned. He had found that students generally did not trust their professors and that the professors did not trust them. The general feeling in his classes was that the "pref would flank them if he could" of finding out the purpose of finding out what the student did not rather than what he did know; that catch questions were to be expected on the finals. The instructors, in turn, seemed to consider the students as a bunch of young morons, the least dumb of which would be allowed to pass the course. They were usually not enough interested to even attend the quizzes but left them in charge if pretests. In some of John's classes cribbing was the rule; in others it was the exception. In all of them it was practiced occasionally at least. Many of the best students, while not carry imb grab bins to class, resorted to lip talking, bloster tossing and side-glancing. Outside of a few perfumery remarks baring a hidden threat on the subject, there was no faculty comment. Between this student and the prize of ribbling there stood only the slight wall of his own prejudice. The term "on your home" was rhetorical; there was little anti-ribbing sympathy among the student body at large; the faculty expected it. John stand on the danger line—where many students stand—of having occasionally given help to a foundering mate not but taking himself received it—yet! INAUGURATION On Monday, March 4, the thirty first president of the United States will take the oath of office in Washington, D. C. Thousands of people will attempt to see the ceremony whilst other thousands will throw the streets of Washington to see the newly inaugurated president and the other dignitaries. At best only a few thousand Americans will able to form such close contact as a glimpse of Mr. Hoover. However, through the wonder-invention, the radio, until 10 millions of citizens of the United States, as well as those in other countries, will be able to listen to the administration of the oath of office. Arrangements have been made to broadcast the proceedings of the day, and thus an opportunity is granted to people in the far corners of this union to participate in the momentous occasion in some degree. How the past generations would have welcomed such a chance. To hear the president's words was a privilege available to a comparative few, in times past. Now anyone, even though not himself possessed of a radio, may go to a drugstore, a cafe, a newspaper office, or one of many other places to listen. Proprietors of such establishments have instilled instruments for the convenience of their patrons. Perhaps the next step will be the television view of the next president taking the oath of office in 1923. Why not call the debaters, the "Talk Team"? The man who bites off more than he can chew is usually forced to chew it. Holland told the Kaiser, "Papa spank," if he did any more meddling in German politics. What a whale of a difference fifteen years make. Prof's have been known to say that grades were of more bother to them than to the student. Who ever heard of 140 profs, flunking out of a college. A certain sales letter being received by college students says, "Invest $25 and become wealthy." If some of these college students had the $25 they would be wealthy. Courses in godlessness have been started at psychological institute in flussia. It seems that with such a form of government, such a course would certainly not be needed. Past Records Show Even Chance for Clear Inauguration Weather Despite this record of past weather, until a day or two before March 4 predictions of the actual weather for each day, Dr. L. Mitebelt, work doctor, Dr. C. L. Mitchell, Washing- Washington.—It in just about a fifty-fifty chance that when Mr. Hoover is sworn in as President next week, he will be the president. This is indicated by records compiled by the U. S. W. Weather Bureau of weather conditions on March 1, dating back to 1801, when Alvarado was buried. Of these, of seventeen days, only six have really had bad weather on the others that were not clear, light rains that would hardly dampen the enthusiasm of the inauguration visitor. "Inside Stuff" --ten forecaster, said today. The general outlook for the week of February 25 forestal rain for Washington about Friday. Rain seldom lists more than a week's worth of precipitation by a few days of clear weather, he said, but there is always the chance that it may be immediately followed by another storm area. On this account, the Weather Board is not sure whether any prediction so far in advance. Others are probably as tired of the Kanan's errors as in Ismider-anghy, spring fever times is an apocalypse. The other clues belong else: Lindbergh, for instance. Plainman Rarebelt The Mexican officials who destroyed all the pictures of Lindy's unfortunate death in June were good old Mexican precedent of keeping up the reputation of heroes by artillery shelling if the crash had happened in the United States, so Lindbergh still was "Lucky Lindy." Still they have to shoot their officials to get rid of them. In the United States we can laugh them off if they Today's Best Editorial Such a theory would be more vivacious in its application than the medical fallacy exploited years ago to the effect that men need to be better liked and better dead. Agents in any field of labor suggest experience — experience is part of skill and skill is a prism factor in success — but experience is not strength than age, but physical strength is becoming less and less important in commerce and industry. Man-power can be bought in machinery like a vacuum pump, and manpower can be bought in machinery like an electric drill. Man-power can be carefully sought and selected. If there exists a practice of prejudice barring men from certain kinds of work after the age of forty, it would be useful all about it. The American Federation of Labor asserts that employers in several States have established such a de facto policy that they are uneducated employees and greatly need of education. AGE AND LABOR A man—or woman—of forty years has not attained competent mental growth. The workman of forty years has worked hard on his physical powers. When a rail read corporation desires to impress on the public the safety of its methods, you see a picture of a nary haired engineer at the throttle of an engine. The ideal watchmaker, astronomer artist, engineer is never a titiping. A deadline at forty years? How Coolidge, Hover, Edison, Pond, Belsaco, Hammond, Morgan, Lowry, Morgan and almost every other worker in the country who has attained success must have chuckled at the suggestion. Campus Opinion Since Insider has extended so ardent an invitation to students to come in and listen, I am glad she can tan through its own campus opinion column. I feel justified in making the statement. Editor Daily Kansan: I have always felt that the main trouble with the Kansan to be traced is their lack of knowledge and memoirs. To be sure, there are always plenty of good intentions floating around the news room of the Kansan community. It allowed to sink below the waves of cruel neglect. A current and well-founded rumor bears me out in this The following table based on data compiled by the CATALOGUE Division of the U.S. Weather Bureau, provides for imagery duration (days, 1972). It seems that after next week there will be a somewhat prolonged period of lethargy in the sports division of the NHL, and it will be the final basketball game March 5 and the wrestling tournament at Norman, there will be no contests to divert attention. The development student until baseball starts several weeks later. In order to fill in the gap the present sports staff of the NHL have set up as touching consideration for the interests of its readers, planned to sponsor a wheel-chair derby for the league's annual spectacles. Arrangements for the unique event were going forward with satisfying success when a spirit of teamwork and accomplished its deadly mission. March 4, 1951—Abraham Lincoln- Warren and partly cloudy; brisk south west to northwest winds. The present incumbent of the chair of sports editor of the Kannan suddenly discovered that his term of office was due to come off. Without taking into consideration his duty to the student body to whose interests the Kannan is self-confessedly dedicated, the editor dropped the matter entirely. March 4, 1865—Abraham Lineoli No record available. March 4, 1888—Benjamin Harrison —Rainy and disagreeable with north winds. March 4, 1883; James A. Garfield. Rain in morning, heating at 10:40 a.m., followed by clear and cooler to midnight temperature of 29; brick March 4, Grover Cleveland—Warm and pleasant. March 4, 1863 U. S. Grant—Rain in raining cold at 10 A.M. March 4, 1873-U. S. Grant—Cold and clear, brick north winds. March 4, 1877 - Rutherford B. Hayes - Cold; cloudy in morning. March 4, 1893—Grover Cleveland—Heavy snow, cooling at 12:59 p. m., high north winds. March 4, 1897. William McKinley Clouse with wooden whistle March 4, 1901 - William McKinley — Cloudy with light rain in afternoon, March 4, 1915 — Theodore Roosevelt — Light rain in early morning, clear weather. March 4, 1922 - William Howard Taft - Worst on record; heavy snow from the driest coding at 12:20 p. m. with depth of 9.8 inches; high on roofs. March 4, 1911- Woodrow Wilson- Clinton wins in Iowa; inaugurates March 4, 1915- Woodrow Wilson- March 4 on Sunday; inauguration teacher piece on Monday; March 3. March 4, 1921 - Warren G. Harding Clay and oil March 4. 1925 - Calvin Coolidge Now I would like to impaire, by the Kansan, through the selflessness of its stiff membership, a right to deny them access to our library and the wheel chair derby would afford? In promotion of the event the Kansan is presented an opportunity to discuss matters with residents which throws over a newspaper with an aura of glory and mokes it a great and noble institution. The Kansan is presented the ideal of service thus offered? Then let it prove itself by carrying through the plans for the wheel-chair derby. Cloudy at 10:30 a.m. fair balance of day. 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As self-conscious as a bald-headed minister in the front row of the Gayety. That started us. First collegiate: It's a tough job to sneak into the Gavest. Second profligate Right! But it a tougher job to sneak out of it. "Use the word "stargiant" in a sentence, Horace." "I'm going to the variety tonight and I'm stagrant." A voice echoing from the fraternity house: "Icy, what dirty crook stole her, pillowman, tough." Hoover, — Rugh Bently. As Others See It COLOUR SUPPLEMENT COLONIAL NAMES Menton is made of the marriage in Massachusetts of Paul Revere to a girl who is a direct descendant of William Morris. The girl is said to be a great grandmother of the famous night rider of Lexington. If this couple have any daughters they should be eligible to the Daughters' Hall of Fame in Columbus Dance without a single gift. Los Angeles Times Held Over! The Demonstration of Dorothy Perkins Toiletries by their experienced operator Miss Irene Owen Miss Owen will advise you, without charge, on your facial beauty problems and will give you a free facial by appointment. Appointments made on the hour and half hour from 9 a. m. to 12, and 1:30 to 5:30 p. m. during the coming week. Phone 166. Toiletries Dept., or make appointments in person. A private booth has been arranged where women may consult Miss Owen regarding their beauty problems. Main Floor OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol XVII, Sandy March 3, 1929 No. 117 MEMBERS OF THE FACULTY: Female members who are interested in the bulletin "University Facts" may secure one by calling at the chancellor's office. F. H. LINDKEY; Chancellor. INAUGURAL BROADCAST—POLITICAL SCIENCE STUDENTS: The entire radio broadcast of the immigrant program will be available to students and the general public in Fraser College on Monday, March 4. F. H. GUILD. VOCATIONAL TALKS: Beginning with the 9:30课, all political science classes will be dismanded for the day to permit students to listen to no such of the program. All freshmen women are required to attend the vocational talks. Roll will be taken. March 5, Tuesdays, Myers hall, 4:30 p.m., March 6, Wednesday, central Administration auditorium, 4:30 p.m., March 7, Thursday, Central Administration auditorium, 4:30 p.m. A. B. C. D. AGNES HUSBAND, Dean of Women. RHODES SCHOLARSHIPS UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S CLUB: The University Women's Club will hold its regular monthly tea in Myeen hall, Thursday afternoon, March 7. It is planned to make a Thimble Party of this ten. Mrs. Guy W. Smith I, chairman of the committee on arrangements. MRS. GUY W., SMITH, Chilerman. The scholarships committee announces several him scholarships for women available immediately. Application should be made to the chairman from 11:30 to 12 a.m. in room 319 Fraser Roll everyday by appl- ing intent. E. GALLOL, Chairman. 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