PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1920 University Daily Kansar Official Student Paner of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Influencer in Chief Rosemary T. Macher Associate Editor Amelia Cohen Editor William Archer Author Gumini Editors Kathleen Macaulay Editor Julie McManus Editor Judith Jolliffe Editor Sidney Mulcahy Editor Cheryl Mann Editor Talented Editor Charles Olsen Editor Palm Trees Editor Ariel Inouzumi Editor Midfield Elitebray round Berne-Meier Warren Fillsen Warren Fillsen Splendid Veteran Aiden Blumson Aiden Blumson Jamie Juhls Lance L潘雪 Jamie Juhls Lance L潘雪 Brookway V. Garek Bowers V. Garek Bowers Brookway Advertising New... John W. Murray Foreign Adv. May, May...Pierre Palaine Am't Advertising May...Admin. Capitol Am't Advertising May...Fred Bergman Telephone Business Office K. U. 860, Boston, MA Night Connection will be delivered late each evening. Should you fail to receive a call, please notify the office. A copy will be sent you by special carrier. Published in the afternoon, five times a week and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of New York at New York University from the Press of the Department of Journalism. Enterte as second-class mail matter September 17, 1870, at the post office at Lawrence Kansas; under the net of March 3, 1870. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1929 Rollo Walter Brown, who spoke at convocation yesterday, gave a simple recipe for happiness. He said a man must be able to see, he must go about life aware of the fact that it has an end, and he should save up some things to remember in the years to come. Three things, recording to this eminent educator and philosopher, will enable a man to find happiness and romance. A favorite story in Mr. Brown's repertoire relates how Theodore Roosevelt once called the editor of the Outlook an 3 'schelch in the morning making the latter solution for the riddle of Life. Was it, then, that Roosevelt was unable to observe clearly, that he was ignorant of the fact that life had a very definite end, and that he had used up his train of pleasant remembrance? Or does a realization of the purpose of life have anything to do with this vague intangible thing called happiness? Tennyson once said, "Birth is a mystery, and death is a mystery, and in the midst lies the tableland of Life with its struggles and performances." The college student has been frequently critiqued by philosophical ages for looking upon life as a futile prophecy. It is comforting to learn that great men have been puzzled by this very faulty. ANTI-IMPERIALISTS STRIKE "Radicals", "antis", "progressives" or any other name which includes that group of non-conformists which is present in nearly any representative body have at least one good point in their favor. They tend to keep the leaders and the unity awake every moment, keep them "on their toes" so to speak. Legislative proceedings become rather dull at times and were it not for the non-conformists, action in congress at times would be lacking. The "radicals" are busiest when congressional proceedings full. This is their only chance to put across their measures and they are always awake and ready to take advantage of every opportunity. An instance of this occurred when the "anti-imperialist" group caught congress asep and put over an amendment to the naval appropriations bill prohibiting the use of funds for transporting marines to and from Nicaragua and from maintaining armed forces in Nicaragua. Senator Hale, chairman of the naval affairs committee was doing in his chair, Curtis, majority leader, and Senator Watson were absent as were many others. The total vote showed only 68 senators present. The "anti-imperialist" had caught the leaders off their guard and scored a point. If the majority did not continually fear the power of the "radicals" and if they did not have to keep active to retain their power, there would be much more time wasted in congressional proceedings than there is. FIVE DAYS TO GO “五ive shopping days before Christmas.” He must have a feeling very similar to this, with less than a week to go before inauguration. He has but five days to finish his list, make his final decisions on his cabinet. most the people that want to do their "hast minute shopping" with bites, complete his address, and finish the 'thousand and one things the "president-elect" must attend to. After long hours of toil, and daily conferences, However's position clearly resembles the busy shopper the last few days before Christmas. But now he sees the end in view, an end which, in this case, marks only the beginning of at least four years as president of the United States. His cabinet is almost complete. His inaugural address has been revised for the last time. In his own pains-taking way Hower has not met every task that has arisen since he came from Florida to Washington. He has worked over each in its smallest details; and he now stands ready for March 4, after which he will be no longer "President-elect Hoover" but "President Hoover." SOCIAL RESEARCH Yale University has announced the establishment of an institute of human relations which has available for use a fund aggregating seven and one half million dollars. More than one-fourth of this sum is to be devoted to studies in psychiatry and the care of patients needing mental and emotional adjustment, while another large portion is to be devoted to research in the social sciences and psychology. In the nineteenth century, higher education was conceived as having some responsibility toward the social problem and the assumption that the educated could change and better the social order. In later years, this attitude has been dropped, with the latest step taken by Yale the idea is appearing again, although with many differences. The modern idea is for research in most problems and application and practical aid to present ones. The founding of such an institution must be viewed as an experiment at this early date, but it is one which is worthy to succeed. The recent strides which have been made in psychiatry and psychology may be responsible for the establishment of such an institution, but it in turn will advance those fields of study to a still greater fullness and richness. For the progress in the social sciences for which it stands and for the promotion of human relations to a higher plane of understanding, may the new institute have unmeasured success. A vacuum in the head seldom draws in ideas. It ain't fair. The girls who wear fur coats always ride in the "hottest" We recommend the "Hunt and beck" system of typewriting to cob exporters. It develops the powers of inversion. Of Rembrandt it was said, "into the light I look and feel a sense of light reaching thither". Possibly Herber Heover is as great an artist in indulgence as any other artist in shadow, but 'is wholly unfair to judge an uncompleted picture like Rembrandt'. Today's Best Editorial It is an innocent custom for the statesman who has been President or Secretary of Something or Other to be sitting in his office and supply at his own expense when he is being坐 in through his term of office and supply at his own expense. Coolidge is not embarrassed. He knows he is going, and the furniture maker has supplied his order. Mr. Coolidge equally clear about the future. He has brought a duplicate chair. But he has brought the same chair to follow suit. All one of them may be on the list which Mr. Hoover holds close to his breast. To purchase a duplicate chair, he be reappointed would be galloping to any American who for a series of Coolidge thrift... CABINET CHAIRS Complicated is the relation between the Cabinet chair and the chirocare. Sympathy is not out of place when you have a chirocare lusivo. But to paraphrase the Salvation Army creed, a good Cabinet member may be out but he is never alone with his staff, which are but for a moment, will be wholly forgotten when the Cabinet is complete in its articulation and the cell phone it on it maintains Day. — Brooklyn Daily Eagle Kilauea, Earth's Greatest Volcano. in Heavy Eruption as Prophecied This programmereceived by the U. S. National Park Service on Wednesday, Feb. 29, fallibuild in spectacular fashion the prediction of Dr. T. A. Watson, who was hired by the national park service to be expected this year. The prediction was published by Science Service on Jan. 23, and has been made good in less than a month's time by the volunteer on whose Diver Jigger has lived, watching, for more than twenty years. This is one of the programs of the United States government as it is a part of Hawaii National Park. Washington, Feb. 27—"Klauen flashed into an unnigntil erception at 1:00 a.m., Hawaii time (m. 6:30, Eastern Standard time) this morning." 1. Wilhelm Gauchke Washington specialists in volcano science received the news with great interest, "It has been a long time since the last major evasion of Killner," and another man said. "It was one of the most significant in the institution of Washington. We all felt that something was done, and even overcomes it." --should reach you by 6:30 each evening. "Inside Stuff" Michef Estefan Williams, local W., Y. W. Cyr, is secretary, has made the suppression of certain drugs from other land be called "forest esthetics" instead of "forest esthetics" and "forest esthetics". It is a thoughtful suggestion, and would be adopted by the Kanman at cewre were it not told to a newspaper reader. Should the Kanman about the name immediately, every reader would think of ciewre that a number of students from other American universities were the Bill F. to a graduate course in English; because he becomes acquainted to the new term, so a gradual change it must be. --should reach you by 6:30 each evening. Campus Opinion Cincinnati Engineer --should reach you by 6:30 each evening. It is possible in England to obtain schooling in aviation for less than $100. Nice jobs of undertaking, however, are still costly. It is both admiring and apprehensive that we institution, like a fraternity, founded for the purpose of fostering brotherly love, on the contrary insulin in them such an amount of consent that they just as little children, rather than I gave all children, I have gifted them with dignity and tenacious temities to speak to them. Once I was wanting to go out of my way to grave a friend which would in no way be ignored, I gave him great with such words as france, "Mr. Smith is having his dinner." Couldn't you call hate? "I hate you," the woman says to say I haven't much time to let the gren grass under my feet, and when I postpone my dinner to grave a man to get such a terrible word, whole world could go out of its way to benefit the members of a fruit which considers its members at the Lord's食堂, No report of any damage or loss of life was reported in the first news of the eruption, and it was not an accident. But a man has been caused. Klimina engages the reputation of being a spectacular but on the whole well-behaved volcano, but the eruptions are not generally explosive type such as wiped out Pompei in the early days of the Christian era, and devastated the island by a raging earthquake. Such explosions are caused by the pening up of the steam and other gases in the vent, until they reach a point of release. Kilicases Has Safety Valve Kilianae has a huge safety valve, known as the southwestern end of its huge oval crater, nearly three miles across at its greatest diameter. The constant boiling lava in this pit gives off vast amounts of carbon dioxide and vents some of the superfluous energy of the volcano, which might otherwise make Kilianae a mercenary to all life in Hawaii. Only when the lava on the lake becomes partially exposed can any possibility exploited eruption. Kilogram Hay Safety Valve There are two major eruptions on record which displayed explosive activity in 1855, when the noted English writer Lord Byron was visiting the islands. A stream of steam that arrose from the volcano and by the great shower of clouds Army Division Annihilated **Army Division Annihilated** The explosion, occurred in 1789 and 1790, was still under the rule of native monarchs. A division of King Koenan's many, bounced indirectly close to the ground. Eyewitnesses reported that the eruption was preceded by violent earthquake shocks, torrific thunder and lightning, and a dense cloud of dark smoke from the actor and enveloped the entire region. But during the past century there has been no eruption of this type in the earth. It is unclear but its activity consists mainly in the rise and fall of lava within the crust, as well as in the eruptions and as a matter of fact does not often climb out of the deeper pit of Haleakalā. Your Kansan A copy will be sent you by special carrier if the regular carrier misses you, provided you crater. When the lava does rise high enough to overflow the crater it usually courses quickly down the slopes of the valley and through forests and plantations that may happen to lie above its path. The lava is relatively slow, the same relatively quiet lava flows are characteristic of Kilauea. But when the lava reaches Luna b (an smaller crater than Kilauea), but is more than 10,000 feet higher, reaching an altitude of more than 2,000 feet. Telephone 2701K3 The studies of Doctor Saghar have shown a periodicity in the activity of both volcanoes. A crisis in the affair of Manana Lon comes about every five years, and Killinga lisa tries to heighten at intervals a about nine m. Style authority on clothes for the University Man will be at our store Friday and Saturday showing the correct University Clothes for Spring tailored by Society Brand also new exclusive spring woolens for the man who wishes his suit made to measure. The Hawk's Nest C. S. McCune between 7 and 8 in the evening Cclning Spring And here we have storing again Darna this weather. Makes the flowery phrases noose out like goose pimples. Look on here once more! Gentle spring breeze—fill the bel- lows with warm furniture air—hav- friend blow gently in face. "The Dave flew yesterday," Yeah, just another iron balloon incursion. Blossom petals-Preface bag of confetti . . . lightly streak in目 . . . grab best girl and murmur heated affectives Spring rain—Stand under thawing roof. "Why do old maids always have enamoring?" Spring fever—Assume general de- mented men. evening A thought: Most of the hill siren are false alarms. Smile for today. As nobody as the charivari at a boiler makes its wedding. "Aw, don't you know the story all ways ends up with the cat getting the bird?" "The eyes have it," insisted the feather weight, as his opponent's haymakers landed in both glabes. Now I take up my paper and pencil- "Willie, use the word extricate in a sentence." "Well, we had two girls in our class named Kate—one dropped the course, but we still have an excuse." Bring your violin and the dyna mite, Fritzie! Thanx, Helen—enjoyed your letter Hugh Bently OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. VXXI Wednesday, February 27, 1928 No. 114 TO MEMBERS OF THE FACULTY: Faculty members who are interested in the bailiout, "University Facts," may receive one by calling at the Chancellor's office. GAMMA EPSILON PI: There will be a meeting of Gamma Feminine Pt. 0, p.0, today at Warwick Hall. Plebs services will be held. JEAN BANDIN, President, BUSINESS SCHOOL SMOKER: LECTURE ON MENTAL HYGIENE: ROY$_S$ SCHERESER, President, Associated Students of the School of Business, The smoker for the students in the School of Business will be held at 7:30 today at the Alma Karpa Pelou Lahene, C. K. Winkler and R. W. Hewsam ROBERT KOGER, Secretary COSMOPOLITAN CLUB: LECTURE ON CONTEMPORARY LITERATURE: There will be a regular meeting of the Cosmopolitan Club at 7:30 p. m. Thursday, Feb. 28. All members are requested to attend. KAPPA PH2 This meet features on Contemporary Literature for Freshmen will be Themed: "Satellites," 4:30 p.m. Tuesday, Feb. 21, at Loyola College in Spokane, WA and will speck on Leo Tolstoi, J. W. MEMIS, Chairman of Committee. Eugene, Phi will meet at the home of Mrs. Elise P. Price, formerly 1213 Ohio street. Thursday, Feb. 24, at 7:20 p.m. GLADYS-BAKER, Publicly Chairman. PHYSICAL EXAMINATIONS Physical examinations for women students will be held: Hospital, 1406 Tennessee street, or Saturday, March 2. DR. RACHEL SPARKS KAPTA BETA; —Boston Transcript "The air capital," declared the Wichita Beacon the other day, "certainly welcomed Col. Lindbergh." If Lindley could find some place where he wasn't constantly welcomed, it would be back to where he work'd come, back frequently. There will be an important meeting of Karpse IData on Thursday evening at 7:50 in the Karpse IData room on Wednesday, before prizes and giveaways are announced. Please contact PENNISTON, P.O. Box 2961, Danvers, MA 02138. Chicago will honorate use an aeroslide chair in executing gunfire, if any gunmen are caught before other gunmen have "got" them. - Topeka Capital Our favorite newspaper headline a cable: "One Thoond Five Hum dred Are Arrested in Trotzky Move ment," Sounds like a raid on a dance hall. —Atlanta Constitution, It Will Pay You to take some work in the Lawrence Business College. Special rates are made to K. U. students who wish brief courses in shorthand, typewriting, bookkeeping and banking. We arrange classes to suit your convenience. One way to trap a beaver Not everybody in the Hudson's Bay Company was a trapper, any more than everybody in the Bell System is a telephone engineer. The Hudson's Bay people trapped a good many beavers in the company offices, where the skilled financing and careful business management served to back up the man actually on the front lines. Organized activity succeeded then just as it does today. The men who put up telephone lines can work the better because back of them are other men who painstakingly design and make their equipment, and still other men who correlate all these activities into a smoothly meshing plan. BELL SYSTEM A nation-wide system of inter-connecting telephones "OUR PIONEERING WORK HAS JUST BEGUN" 快