PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 12. 1929 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editor-In-Chief Marion Leigh Writer in Chief William Lawson Sport Editor William Daupherry Campus Editor Milton Hussey Telegraph Editor Marion Kridhill Telegraph Editor Marion Kridhill Tuesday Magazine Editor Katie Diehoff Plain Tale Editor Kenneth Couch Plain Tale Editor Milred Robert Warren Filzen Stanley Buckard Leo Poniewer Jacob Bandy Betty Postwell Ralph Pat Phillip Edward Business Staff Business Office K. U. 60 News Room K. U. 25 Night Connection 270183 Advertising Manager Bevinda Palmieri Not Advertising Mark Ed Murray Not Advertising Mark Bevinda Palmieri Each applicant should be young, educated and willing to should you to create an how to be will be sent by your a copy will be sent by your special carrier. Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Georgia, at the Press of the Department of Journalism. Entered as second-class mail matter Septem- ber 17, 1819, at the post office at Lawrence Kansas; under the act of March 3, 1819. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 12. 1928 INTO THE BASKET As regular as Christians and much offener, the Editor is the recipient of communications for the Campus Opinion column, which bear no deplumes. Anonymous signatures have their place in the column no doubt, but it is also necessary that the editor have the real name of the writer before a communication is published. Yesterday such a letter found its way to the editorial desk. The remarks contained therein were not so offensive as to bar its publication but a name was given for a student who does not exist. Hence, the letter was not published. If the writer cared to redeem his remarks and have them printed he must give the editor his name. Otherwise into the waste basket it goes. WE PAY TRIBUTE To Orville Wright, who, with his late brother Willur, perfected and flew the first successful airplane has come the honor and recognition of his great gift to the progress of civilization. Recently in Dayton, O., seventy-five delegates from foreign nations, including many diplomatic officials and aeronautical experts, joined the citizens of that city in the full day's celebration. It is not often that a man who has given so much to the world lives to receive the fullest tribute for the thing he has done. Rarely do we recognize great works 'until the donor has passed from us. Then we may only revere a memory. To Orville Wright, who has lived to see his first great dream grow to a powerful and important factor in modern life, we may extend congratulations knowing that he is in happy in receiving them, as only a man may be happy who has succeeded in making an impossible dream a reality—important and far-reaching reality. NEEDS ENTERPRISE Within the past ten days Kansas has been enriched by the discovery of two new oil locations in Sedgwick county and a rapid development of an gas field in Johnson and Miami counties. The oil discoveries are in the very suburbs of Wichita and gas wells are close to Kansas City, Mo. The Lantz gunsher, near Wichita, is the sixth well located in this region within the past four months and expects predict a thousand new wells in the big gas field which lies between Kansas City and Paola. The sudden revealing of wealth in such great quantities was not dreamed of a few years ago. Yet today, in territory which was barren not long ago, individuals have made fortunes. Wichita is benefiting from the oil "bloom" by a tremendous increase in business and Kansas City may soon receive a cleaner and cheaper fuel for both homes and factories. Leaders in production have complained for some time that the resources of Kansas have only been tapped. The two discoveries within the past ten days indicates that nature's gifts to this state are great, if Kansas will only continue to search for them. RIGHT-AGAIN,BARNUM The marathon dancers in Kansas City have appealed to the Better Business Bureau in an effort to obtain the promised reward for their 500 hours of dancing. The three dance managers have left for ports unknown, taking receipts with them. Naturally the marathonersresent the departure of the money, if not of the managers, so that the continued absence of the trio is advisable for the unfitty of their peace of mind, as well as body. One Ms. Jones was given a check for $500, which she vainly tried to cash at several banks. When she took it to the Better Business Bureau, it was discovered to be drawn on the Sandy River Bank of Foothills, Mo., and was signed by Mr. I. M. Understandingself. This is only another example of the casual acceptance of chequs or money which is habitually teaching people the folly of being too trusting in business. It seems rather incredible that anyone would accept a check for 500 hours of hard work, indorse it, and present it to be cashed without noticing something sulphurous about such a peculiar signature. It is still more incredible that when one bank refused payment, the recipient should continue trustfully to attempt collection, without realizing that some beans, to use no harasser term, was intended. If men had not been equally victimized in the same deal, there is no doubt that the blame for such gruntliness would be laid on the fact that Mrs. Jones is a woman. As it is, the only apparent conclusion seems to be that again Harnum was right. In connection with his denial of senatorial aspirations, Henry J. Allen mentioned nine other state politicians as fitted to succeed Mr. Curtis. It looks as though Mr. Allen is trying to keep on the good side of the whole state. The tree that is most heavily pruned is the family tree. Oddly enough, the pruning is done by an acrylic with a sceptre-Boston Transcript. "Iame duck!" are compelled to remain quiescent while wondering whether a flock of wild birds are nesting in their places. Washington Evening Star. Currents on the banker who skips when he gets to the end of his rope! --with a pretty Boudoir Lamp or Electric novelty. Today's Best Editorial A DAMPER FOR UNCONVEN-TIONAL DIPLOMACY Prime Minister Baldwin's entirely correct move in response to Representative Brittle's unconventional attitude toward the matter. It is not for the Prime Minister to ignore the formalities of international contact as a Middle West country, but it did not wish to show chilly to a sinister proposal. In sending Sir Erne Howard to the State Department he handed over his business hands. Mr. Kellogg in effect declared that the matter must be dropped. With this result all participants in the meeting attention he courted; Mr. Britten has won the international attention he courted; Mr. Baldwin has shown his fact; and our Executive Committee has assured he conduct of foreign affairs. Mr. Cooley and Mr. Kellegu are entirely correct as to the important question of government procedure, because he is not confided by the Constitution, as it should be, to the Executive alone. It is fatuous for Mr. Britton to plead that his office should be a Member of Parliament and not an head of an Administration; he makes an impossible distinction. There is no doubt that he would choose which the interposition of a Congressional Chairman in delicate foreign affairs would be mischievous if not dangerous. Suppose one of the group behind the Senate vote against some special proposal to the German Chancellor as a member of the German Parliament. Precedents may be used to discredit him and State Department in foreign affairs to propose; for Congress, by its power over ratification, enabling legislation and financial legislation, to dispense. But as Mr. Britten's little adventure in diplomacy terminates, it is just as well to view it good-humorously. It might be expressed a few ideas in the general American mind—the idea that something ought really to be done about the situation at hand—is now or soon, instead of finding excuses to wait till after the inauguration or British general election. There are not naval experts should do the acting. There is quite as much to be said for the results of his message as for those of Mr. Goodidge's Art-Day speech. - New York World. "Is this a good world?" asks the preacher, Well, Shakespeare, said it a naughty world with good deeds that he describes in the parses the description still holds. ---Boston Evening Transcript CORRESPONDENCE Dear Hugh. The Hawk's Nest Actually, Hugh, I have the most tragic story to tell you. I mean that when you really know what it's like to tell me what to do, don't you? You see, this is the way it all happened—my boy friend and I had a most terrible quarrel about well, I can't just think now what happened to the right, and later when we saw each other on the Campus, I feelibly refused to recognize him, and now I'm sorry and so I want to talk to him but to him again or is it too far? Most sincerely, Herrietta --with a pretty Boudoir Lamp or Electric novelty. Unencumbered as I am in giving advice to the brevity, I should have been more focused and help you win back this onion, oh, pardon? I mean your onion, oh, pardon? I mean your onion, oh, pardon? From the fact that you said but you were in the right I am not wrong. But you are wrong. A woman is soison right, she argues heavily but not logically. Anyway, I'm to sympathize with her. You do. Pass this guy up like a nendick every time you see him. In fact, don't even look at him. He's solely to blame! Don't give him a tumble! —And if I'm not a wrong, he'll come back like a raging monster. Think that it was entirely his fault, and in a short time he'll apologize for being wrong. My dear Henrietta. —And here’s where you get your big laugh! He apologizes and it was your fault. Hell that is why I mention it, the moment it mention it. I do it for you. Distillation. Tears. Another childhood fondly shattered. Here the Kansan editorial page comes out with the blunt and amazing declaration that we are at Santa Claus time had we thought there wasn't any, W. A. D. Fatherly, Hugh Bendy P. S. Let me know how this affair turns out. One of the boys encircled this twirl at a social function last night. Then there was the fellow who stole a piano in one of his weak movements. A man in London was arrested for drunkenness. This was his nikit: "I met some Scotchmen and they paid me money. Didn't I notice the Scotmmen?" "A pneumonia antitoxin has been developed which has proved successful on mice." Why are they trying to save the bloomin' critter? Bib Hills, we understand, made the statement that every girl on the Hill should at some time or another have the thrill of pacing to the wedding march tune as whinthed by the Law students. Well, it doesn't look easy, making any strong effort to give the "formative gender" this thrill. Guess you heard about the license inspector who pulled himself bald-headed trying to decide whether a truck was a truck or a plaque car. Headline in Kansas City Star: Dog Racing At End, So! What's he doing at the other end. Hugh Bently. We Invite Comparison Quality - Finish Comfort Prices No Higher Just West of Innes' Phone 939 717% Mass. St. We clean your hat, repair your shoes, shine them and deliver them to your address. Omaha Hat Shop Phone 255 Work called for and delivered H. D. Hearn, mgr. 1245 Conn. "Inside Stuff" The number of letters that can be sed in a certain briefhead line is determined feet by experiment. After the first foot, the second formula gives the lilies cut. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. 51. 52. 53. 54. 55. 56. 57. 58. 59. 60. 61. 62. 63. 64. 65. 66. 67. 68. 69. 70. 71. 72. 73. 74. 75. 76. 77. 78. 79. 80. 81. 82. 83. 84. 85. 86. 87. 88. 89. 90. 91. 92. 93. 94. 95. 96. 97. 98. 99. 100. These headline units—"there" nothing mystical about them. A letter "a" has a dot, a "b" has a bar, "c" and "d" have "e" and "f" with "g" which are one and a half inch, and "h" and "i" the small inch. "bob" counts three units "pig" only two and one-half "bob" three and one-half. A little mental exercise. A little logical exercise. Kanun headache average. It really are much easier as ever puzzling—until you have to do it for Campus Opinion Home Service Laundry and Dry Cleaning Phone 1329 Some Day We'll Try This Itor Daily. Known! A philosophy professor tells us that if there were enough letters in the universe, and that if those letters were tossed up in the air, a group of students would discover such a position that the great drama "Hamlet" would result. Some day, when we have more time on our hands than we know what to do with, we're going to tell them to click out letters for hours, and maybe if we stay at the job long enough, we'll eventually tick out a narration and description themes or two that we don't want, and we might even try it out on a term paper for a philosophy course. A. Philosopher The Assembly of the instructional staff which was called for Wednesday 23 October of this week has been indefinitely postponed. INDIRECT OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. XIVII, Wednesday, December 12, 1928 No. 73 UNIVERSITY ANSEMBLIV. UNIVERSITY ASSEMBLY: The next rehearsal will be held at 7:30p Thursday evening, Jan. 3. The second rehearsal that we have to hold this week will be postponed until Monday. K. U, SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA; No expense is spared in airplane construction. The integrity in this respect is assurance that sooner or later, a plane to one of the inductors must be built. Washington Evening Star Cincinnati Enquirer We winger very few grandchildren will go so far as to buy smoking stands for their granddaughters. —Boston Transcript Congress, memville, will get right down to the question whether or not Boulder Dam is a bolder dam that Muscle Shoals. Sorbe and Croatish antiquated antipatias in spite of efforts to provide them with a political system looking to war relief. Washington Evening Star. —Springfield Republican Members of House and Senate last year sent out 520,147,171 pieces of mail. Altogether it was enough to under their admiring congratulations. The picture of the Brooklyn baby raised on bananas shows it wearing skin-ons. -Atlanta Constitution Plumbers Light Up Her Christmas Shimmons Brothers Repair Work a Specialty 836 Mass. Electricians Personal and Fraternity Crested Christmas Cards Printing Company "Oil production shows increase," Hugh! 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And no wonder, you smokers. You who have tried 'em know there is no need to sell Chestfield丝 — that mild different flavor just puts itself over. CHESTERFIELD MILD enough for anybody...and yet..THEY SATISFY JUGGETT A_MYERS THIRACEOUS