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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1921
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 8. 1928
WE ARE SO SAD!
At a recent motion picture in a local theater, the collegiate characters, after beheadedly getting themselves into a stupid situation, are shown sitting discomfortably, with folded hands, on the running board of their motor car. Ghibly, the pretty heroine said, "I am so sad, I wish I was dead."
We, as university students, are loath to believe that college life stands at this emotionally shallow and ungrammatical level. And yet, we realize that it is to some degree the truth. We take our pleasures easily and joyfully. Let things go wrong and we do not even attempt to work as hard as we have played. We sit down—and grammatically—wish we were dead.
Mid-senior examinations are here. Suddenly, many of us are brought face to face with the fact of how much we have played and how very little we have studied. We have had a wonderful time. Yes, but it is just another stupid situation in which we heedlessly find ourselves. Thoughts as ever we sit down discontentedly and fold our hands. We are so end! We wish we were dead.
THE AIR TAKES TOLL
After a brilliant flight across the continent in which they won the record of 24 hours and 51 minutes, Capt. Charles B. Collyer, pilot, and Henry J. Tucker, owner, of the airplane Yankee Doodle crashed to death in the Grand Canyon while attempting to make a record on their return to the East.
Pioneering in aviation is not only more dramatic but even more dangerous than the pioneering done by the founders of new countries. It requires a daring and a courage different in some degree perhaps from those qualities of the American pilots, but it is noteworthy that disaster does not stop the flies in their attempts to make beaver than air craft more serviceable.
Each time disaster overtakes aviation's prominent men and women there seems to be a more avoided determination on the part of others that the achievements of the past must be projected into the future. Danger invites adherents even though the air takes a heavy toll.
CONGRATULATIONS AND CLIPPINGS
The election is over. The jantiers will go through the party's county headquarters, its state headquarters and its national headquarters to sweep up the "educational literatures" for the paper labers. Will Rogers will have to find something else to wice-crack about. Other kinds of stories will find their places on the front page. Freak election bets will feature the rotrogravure sections. New hats will appear. Business will go on just as it always has. Jazz will again come to the fore in radio programs. The country has been "saved" for another four years.
The election is over. The candidates, winners and also-rans, will file away their received advertising bills and sigh as they think of the good cigars they have handed out. It was great to have won, but it was "tough"
to have lost. It was a good race while it lasted. There is some consolation for the lappers. They won a certain amount of publicity. And then, in the words of the post, "It is better to have run and lost than never to have crushed the front page at all." The election is over. To the victors—congratulations. To the vanquished—press clippings of their heroic days.
EQUALITY
President Calles' daughter, Alice, who is considered one of the most beautiful girls in Mexico, will go on a boneyneyman tour around the world following her marriage to Jorge Alamón, son of a prominent Mexican family, in Mexico City, so the newspapers say.
So far an we can find out, no one seems to know or care whether the young man in the case is to go to the world bonymonkey, too. The press note has it that SHE will go on a bonymonkey following HER marriage. The more man seems to be but an accessory article to the contract.
It is about time for the male sex to start a campaign for equal rights. Men ought to have a right to the same privileges that women enjoy. In this modern civilization, men should be permitted a chance for some self-expression. Perhaps if men, by some means, were able to secure equal rights with women, there would be less aggressive determination on the part of every woman to capture a man. But in consideration of all that man has done for humanity, being the father of the race, it seems that he should be entitled, at the very least, to some worthy mention in the story of his bride's wedding. For instance, the paragraph might admit that the bridegroom, although weary from the clause and his attempts to elude her, looked half-way decent in the most expensive he ever owned. And in addition, just think how much friend baby could enjoy voting as he pleased, or going out, as his own daughter does, without consulting the woman of the house.
Amelia Earhart has taken a place on the staff of the Cosmopolitan magazine. Now the magpie will fly.
The "unknown lands" of college students are the books that finals cover
Even though this be the Machine Age, we have become very tired of hearing mention of this machine and that machine in politics. It will be a great relief now that the election is over, to relegate the word "machine" back to the realm of wheels and cogs.
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SHOWING OFF
A Detroit judge has ordered a summity commission to consider the mental condition of a youth who owned a vehicle and charged with speeding, but it appears that this was not considered as serious or the appearance of his car. He was written in letters with lettered with the oral phrases seen on machines of that type, and it had bric-a-brie hanging from it. He was also charged with using the youth's "just to be crazy." So the sourt is to go the trouble and expense of having a commission decide whether the culprit is used, the youth said, "Just to be crazy." We do sourt just to the trouble and expense of having a commission decide whether the culprit is used, the youth said, "Just to be crazy." We do sourt just to the trouble and expense of having a commission decide whether the culprit is used, the youth said, "Just to be crazy." We do sourt just to the trouble and expense of having a commission decide whether the culprit is used, the youth said, "Just to be crazy." We do sourt just to the trouble and expense of having a commission decide whether the culprit is used, the youth said, "Just to be crazy." We do sourt just to the trouble and expense of having a commission decide whether the culprit is used, the youth said, "Just to be crazy."
He will judge go back to his own youth he will recall that all normal boys like to show off. In other days there were pailing boats and a boy could attract the attention of the girl he liked by raking a stick across his hair, because he wanted to show off his hair growth and went through the period of what were known as Cornell haircuts
The Tourist Audience Has Departed But the Show at Yellowstone Goes On
Yellowstone Park, Wyoming, Nov. 7—Yellowstone National Park has been deserted by tourists for the season, but the show goes on in spite of the lack of an audience. The enormous new geyser that break out a few miles from Old Faithful during the past summer is still regulating regularly. Sinuessine, a volcanic rock with acidic water, has erupted too often that it has not yet been given a name, because the park authorities wished to make sure that it is a permanent addition to the park phenomena before christening it. However, it now looks as though it meant to continue in turbulence, and possible titles will be considered in an endeavor to find one that fits.
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"Inside Stuff"
At Manimoch Hot Springs, the hot water play has been increasing during the past month, especially at Hyman Territory, which was less then usually
"Inside Stuff"
The psychologist's term, "solemnia",
and the word "news", are analogous.
Motion, action. Then, make sensation;
and they make news.
The publicity man is usually deceiver of getting the secondary facts before the public. The newspaper among the primary facts of space and time. The inexperienced one often abuses the space of space to give news and presents a long historical and encyclopedic articles. Then he becomes wary of the newspapers.
The life history of a man who is in to speak at concession is not news. That is matter for an encyclopedia. When the reporter is in town, where, on are, on are; for they are changes in space and time. On these changes, an "news page," the reporter hones the second-place honor, sponses of speaker, and so on.
For those who seek the most authentic information on now to secure publicity, Inadder would like to re-engage with the former, *Your Public*. Journalistic ethics are not done violence by those authorist, yet the person who has a worthy enterprise to promote is given access to such news. How close to secure publicity.
--their ladders behind the "coon wall",
they would have wrested the honor
from their next door rivals.
Campus Opinion
--their ladders behind the "coon wall",
they would have wrested the honor
from their next door rivals.
ON HOMECOMING DECORATIONS
Editor Daily Kanean;
It comes to mind that there were two rather large ears of corn flanking the sidewall, deciming, no doubt, the Nebraska symbol. But then they as well as the judges must have overlooked the fact that "sickle-shaped" corn, and farthermore corn books in November are distinctly not green.
The reasons given by the judge for awarding the can in the fraternity division were that the university had not appointed the individuals who decorated and no such thoughts in mind. Tern, school spirit must necessarily be in faint heat if a painting is to be imagined that the forelight of our prizefound artist was din rather than blue or red electric lights, so that whether or no the Kansas flag had be placed on the top gate, while also, the faculty pin was relocated to second floor.
The "dignity" idea of the judges must have been stretched a bit in the awarding of the sorrowry group, as an example of the farmer being lifted more or less by the seat of his treasurers could hardly be construed as being dignified. The younger women were given a treatment in few years ago, in several lengths of chicken wire, has occurred ample return, and we naturally hope they will continue to win a third cup by the same means.
The judges must have been interested in the development of West Campus Road for reentry building, as beside the two caps awarded, each of the other houses received a much coveted "honorable mention." Performers attending the not been quite so treed after the latter of decorating and had taken away
In contrast with the undisturbed condition of the geyser and hot springs, the bears, nearest rivals of the hot water phenomena in the interest of the public, are showing clarity that they must use their audience. Door C. Yeager, Park Naturalista, has recently visit at Camp Rosewell;
"I chanced to step at Roosevelt Lodge, now closed and looking deserted and lonely. All was quiet and not a moving thing could be seen, but there was nothing around the corner of the building, walked slowly past no, cived the bodies and disappeared from view. I did not write down any details until our tourgems had appeared, enclose the circle of the building and disappeared. They all seemed to have a wonderful look, if bears can be credited with their ability to hide. The lonely and were not altogether able to adjust themselves to the idea that the tourist season at Roosevelt had started and that they would receive no money or attention until next summer."
"All told, I counted ten bears at the lodge, all with the same expression, and all wawning bleisure before them. I was particularly interested in one big fellow who had attracted me to join the lodge, and past three months he has had an innate desire to gain the front porch of the lodge. Each time his attempts to climb up the porch, At this time, however, the bear was pacing back and forth across the whi is length of the porch as if he did anything to come and drive him off."
We do not wonder that the donor of the award to organized houses feels the initiative of making such award contributions, our only wonder being that they had not thought of it long ago. To help them, next year, the award will be presented to the fraternity or sorority which displays a "Wetland" decoration. We practically for here truly is dignity and simplicity combined.
Allen Harper, ph. '30.
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WHAT IS TRUTH?
An ancient philosopher once said "I doubt everything but that I doubt." He recognized that there is no absolate truth that what is accepted as true now does not happen now. We now will be laughed at ag rudeness. Here in college we are too ready to accept modern standards, modern values and ideals, little doubling, too much passivity. Watch a professor in class, sometimes trying to drum up an audience from the students rather than a negative one. It is rarely one finds anyone alert, suspicious or even critical of the truth of the professor's statements the truth of anything. The majority simply accept anything that is handed out to them and writes it down in their books.
It is not this attitude that developed the airplane and the radio, that established the theory of evolution in science, that established the question of fund truth; now, the world will laugh at us who accept the theory of evolution as an artifact of human progress. Today at those who accept the Bible story of creation. If they do, it will be because there were those who doubted who saw beyond the present. The world keeps moving. We proclaim that science facts from philosophic truth to philosophic truth. The great men of each age are those who accept the theory of evolution which bews. He who questioningly accepts the world about him is forbidden. — Oklahoma Daily
--nor he would not be without."
As Others See It
ANIMAL LIFE CONSERVATION
A couple of weeks ago the management of the Globe Theatre in London opened a new play with an invitation performance to come. The purpose was to give them an extra day in which to prepare their reviews of the real premiere. Commenting on the event with complete disappointment, he noted that the audience's encouragements with satisfaction that he and other critics have a promise that this "error of judgment" will not be repeated in the same quarter. However, the director may regard it as a desirable precedent, he delves beneath the superficial disadvantages to reach the principle. In very few instances a work of art is produced on the stage. If the production is bad, it can be disbanded, or some unfamiliar tragedy
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. XXVI Thursday, November 8, 1928 No. 48
LEAGUE OF WOMEN VOTERS:
Prof. W. K. Sanderson will spend on the Multihuman Treaty, at 4:00 p.
m., Minnie Nov. 12, in room 2607 Floor Hull, all mandatory and any non-
mandatory cases.
MARCIA CHADWICK, President.
W. A. A.;
The W. A. A, picture will be taken Friday noon, Nov 6, at 12:30 a.m. Space studio. All photos must be submitted including the member's ID.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY
UNIVERSITY MEN'S GLEE CLUB:
There will be a regular meeting of the Christian Science Society of the University of Kansas, Thursday evening at 7:30 in Room B. Pamela Brown will present the talk.
EUGENE CHRISTY, Director
The Sunday afternoon rehearsal will be held as usual. On Sunday evening the club will play at the Attenuation convention in the University Auditorium, wearing business suits. On Sunday evening at 8 o'clock the club will play the concert with members of the choir who are to wear. Attendance of all members is required at all these events.
per he would not be without.
He his wish to wish let his thoughts be to really become with his readers, he must present the mood with which he leave the theatre. "All but a very few plays, and all light pieces—even the best of them—have all its comedy carried out." —New York Times
in Russian, or the work of a new writer who is in anupuncture upon an uncharted genre of dramatics philosophy," he may sign for more time, though not for a certain number of hours. Before settling them down, it ordinarily be is taking something which frankly uses an entertainment device, or perhaps a device of his time is inefficient." *bined*, a
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