PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN L TUESDAY / MAY 22, 1928 University Daily Kansar Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editor-in-Chief Dennis Lowe Sunday Editor Martin Cohen Monday Editor Michael McCann Edison Edison Walter Jones Toronto Engraver V. G. Dearen University V. G. Dearen University Other Board Members Business Staff Lee Brabbleidge Bob Mire Jonathan Linden William Griffith Heaven Tristan John Sparkle Richard Hatterson Laline Cauley Advertising Manager ___ R. M. Dahl Anti Advertising Mer. ___ Hassan Pignon Anti Advertising Mer. ___ Vion R. Vance Foreign Advertising Mer. Robt W. Hwang Telephone Business Office K, U. 68 News Room K, U. 25 Night Connection 7001K3 Pulled in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University. Formed from the Department of Journalism. nort of Journalism. Included as second author and main Sesame- ter 17, 1920. Attended at Lawrence at Lawrence, Kansas, under the net of March 5, 1979. TUESDAY, MAY 22, 1928 A BUILDER The death of Mrs. Francis Huntington Snow calls to our attention the progress our University has made in the space of a single active lifetime, and points at the same time to the reason for that progress. The writings of travelers from Europe and from eastern United States who visited the University in the pioneering days of its infancy speak of a degree of culture and refinement very unusual on the frontier. Nor was culture alif; from the first the University has had the services of men of ability and force, who won for her scientific recognition far ahead of that usually accorded an infant institution. The fifteen of her graduates among America's greatest scientists place K. U. as the leading school between the Mississippi and the Rockies, and give final attent to the value of these men. To such as Mrs. Snow go much of the credit for both this culture and this scientific accomplishment. She exchanged the security and luxury of the home of one of New England's best families for the well-known hardships of the frontier and brought with her the gracious manners and charming personality which contributed to the impression of culture that visitors carried away from visits to the University. How much she did in advancing the University scientifically, we may only judge from the recognized influence a wife may have in her husband's life. With her companionship and aid, Mr Snow founded one of the nation's greatest entomological collections and performed scientific research still of fundamental importance in his field, all this while building other branches of the University. This week we may well how our beads in honor to a Builder of the University that is our heritage. UNSEXING THE CIGARET A Campus Opinion controversy has been waging on the question of smoking on the part of college women Interesting, isn't it? But it is doubable if the opinions of the writers have much influence on the subjects which invoke their expectations, for the "really hot" women continue to smoke and smoke. And what's more, they don't seem to be much "put out" about it. Well, let woman smoke if she cares to, it's little use to oppose. She has usurped men's former supremacy and now she enjoys all equal rights over him. She is determined to do everything within the limits of her capabilities. Woman began her conquest of man when Eve tempted Adam in the Garden of Eden. She has been strengthening her position ever since. Has woman ever back-salud? No, it is man who "falls" for her. And when she is tired of him, she "throws him down" or, if she is of the Maggie type, he sits him down with a rolling-ip. Or perhaps she takes him to the divince court where he has to "plank down," as the case may be. It behooves man to be on his good behavior in the presence of woman. Yes, man seems to be having a hard struggle to maintain anything of a semblance of equality with woman. The proposition of smoking is evidence of this. In this day man, it seems, must not even smoke before woman—that is, before woman has been offered the pleasure of indulging. LIVE AND LEARN Once more Ben Hilba, the infant prodigy of the Arkansas, City Traveler, has forgotten himself and delivered a more or less potent broadside at the editorial staff of the Kansas. He says: Advice to Young Sprout Advice to Young Sp... University Kaplan: "Keep Wife in Mind." When you see someone you've seen wives that would look quite at home in a bovine domesticated animal. On the editorial staff of the Kansan is some young sprout who is riding for a fall. Know the, know the, know the. To scam off the smart stuff about wives till you have one. Talk about girls, if you choose, and talk about what girls are the price of green cheeses in Lithuania, but don't gossip about wives. You'll talk yourself into a cheese-blowing blay your way out. We know Now, if Ben is married at all, it's one of those secret affaires, and since he no movie star, we doubt that he has any experience with wires that way. In other words, Ben, just what do you about it? "Why Should 'Dammit' Worry About How Other Squirrels Live When She Enjoys University Architects?" queries a recent Kansas headline. Frankly considering the staple of diet upon which other squirrels live, we cannot see that "Dammit" should worry at sill. STILL AMONG THE CHAMPIONS Kansas, all knitters to the contrary notwithstanding, is still a leader among the schools of the Missouri valley in athletics, as in other matters. It has been seven years since Kanares failed to win one of the four major sports championships in the Valley and this year is to be no exception, thanks to the trackmen. Under the direction of Coach H. J. Huff, the candidates for track have trained consistently all semester and their reward came Saturday with the winning of the Missouri valley title at Lincoln. From the first indoor meet at Kansas City, early in February, the Kansas track stars have been showing sparts and flashes which culminated in the grand climax at Lincoln Saturday. The dash and relay men and the field stars have broken records grabbed first places and won honors for their alma mater in all the meets In the Missouri-Kansas indoor duel at Kansas City, the Jayhawkers lost by only a few points. At the Rice and Txax relay the Kansans showed wonderful form. A team of relay men was sent to the Pennsylvania relays and in our Kansas Relays the Jayhawkers were among the leaders. The three-cornered meet at Manhattan, the first outdoor meet of the year, saw Kansas come through with a second place, taking first in five different events. At Missouri, in the outdoor dual clash, Kansas lost by 12 points, only because she did not have enough weight men, which has been the main weakness of this year's team. But when the team was competing for Valley honors, with nine other schools, it put forth every effort, made three of the four new records, placed in every event entered, and brought home a title that Kansas well deserves. And the season is not yet over. Five men will probably be sent to the National College at Chicago and four will probably go to the Olympic district tryouts in Iowa City, late in June. Winners there will go to the tryouts held in Boston and the Kansan is willing to wager that the University is represented in the tryouts at the eastern city. This tale would not be complete without a tribute to Coach Huff, who has worked patiently, earnestly and successfully. This is his second year at the University and he has proved his worth. Truly, the University track men are he honored athletes of the University his year. No candidates for degrees can be recommended to the Board of Regensna without notice to the registrar from the barrars' office that the commencement fee of $10.00 has been paid. To insure a degree, candidates must my this fee immediately. GEORGE O. FOSTER, Registrar OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. IX, 14 Tuesday, May 22, 1922 No. 1 ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* NOTICE TO SENIORS; MEN'S GLEE CLUB: The Men's Glee Club will sing fifteen minutes at the Banker's conversion in the University auditorium on Thursday evening beginning at 8:45. Wear business dress. There will be no rehearsal in advance. Men can leave as soon as we finish singing. T. A. LAREMORE ENGLISH MAJORS: English majors may consult their major advisers at the following hours: Miss Lailah, room 303 Fraser, Friday, May 25, 10 to 12 n. m.; Miss Lynn, room 201 Fraser, Wednesday, May 25, 1:30 to 3:30 p. m., and Thursday, May 4:10 to 3:20 n. m. Our Contemporaries W. S. JOHNSON, Chairman Department of English Attendance and Prosperity A number of the faculty of the University quotes an interview with Mr. Bryan, a professor at more statute and judge of the tenements of the country, Mr. Bryan, according to this member of the faculty, who describes the experience of the country came to college in times of depression rather than in times of prosperity. At the time this interview took place, he went through a marked period of depression, and Mr. Bryan took the position that young men come to college to be like him; to get no jobs and have nothing to do. They feel that they must have some experience for their success will be the first to lose their jobs. Whether or not Mr. Bryan had ground for his conviction is impossible to state, but it is fairly certain that many students were expelled by colleges were expelled by leagues and The trend toward more and more college education, which is sweeping the country today, according to a recent newspaper report, is as a whole By means of statistics laboriously compiled from all the institutions of higher learning in the country, writer comes to the conclusion that the youth of the land comes to the university when his family is pressured so much no doubt when it depression. The assumption that the tendency to go to college is tied up with general business conditions in this way is challenged by some. It is believed there is a tendency to go to college when business conditions are poor. Perhaps the general state of prosperity has nothing to do with the attendance at universities. 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