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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THURSDAY, MAY 17, 1985
University Daily Kansar
Official Student Paper of
THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
Lawrence, Kansas
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Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the department of Journalism of the University of Wisconsin. Front of the department of Journalism.
ment of Journalism.
Entered in second-class mail matter Septem-
ber 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrens-
Kanaa, under the act of March 3, 1919.
THURSDAY, MAY 17, 1928
A DANGER SPOT
The drive south off the campus, past the power plant, at present offers a motoring hazard, and it is one that could easily be eliminated. The oiled gravel road was entirely satisfactory when it was had, but travel has beaten it into holes.
At the turn where the drive joins the east-and-west road that runs along the south edge of the campus, there is a particularly dangerous spot. The many holes and the slope of the road make it difficult for a driver to make the turn even when driving slowly, and motorists who are not familiar with the condition of the road are in danger of going into the ditch.
Several cars have narrowly escaped overturning on this drive recently. It is time that measures were taken to put the road in condition for safe driving before someone is seriously injured on it.
SO THIS IS JUSTICE
"Dry Spell" in Houston—headline.
So we notice that not only will AL have a hard time getting anything to drink at the Democratic convention, but from the most recent reports, it looks mighty like he'd have a hard time getting the nomination.
Perjury is, of course, a very serious thing. It seems that selling out to bandits is more or less of a regular proposition in trials in Kansas City. Undoubtedly it was a practice which had to be stopped.
A young man, 24 years old was sentenced to spend seven years in 11 state penitentiary because he refused to identify two handlers who had be him up, and whom he had previous declared to be holdmen. Developments showed that he had receive $200 for his act.
But seven years is a long, long time for a young man of 24. It takes many of the best years of his life. When he comes out there are many who will be likely to persecute him as a "con," making his way will be a hard proposition.
The logical way to look at the affair is that he made a mistake not in perjuring himself, but in doing it for such a small sum. If he had hooted the treasury of the nation, if he had broken trust with the people who had elected him, it is quite probable that he would now be free.
There is one lesson which should be learned from this case. Crime does not pay. At least it doesn't pay on a small scale.
Perjury will always be punished in this country. It is a crime against the bulwark of society.
No, Col. Stewart and Will Hays are not at Leavenworth.
WHAT A RELIEF
Several days ago we noticed in the telegraph news that Sharmishibal Holkar, Chief Maharachae of Indore, and formerly Miss Nancy Ann Miller, had alighted at Marsilows with that unfortunate adderment more common in wash-women's circles, a black eye. Now all is well, for the press tells an interview with the Maharachae, in which she says she is very happy, that there has "been no moral change, in spite of the different sizes" and
that she has been greeted kindly as a member of the family. And she says she thinks "that any girl will be happy, in the country of the man she loves."
Which is all very reassuring. Or
east it would be if it were known just
how they treat members of the family
in India.
But as any rate the black eye must have come from some source other than marital discussion, for an far no known woe ever complimented her husband immediately after receiving a decoration of that kind.
PLEASANT RECREATION?
"Swimming in Potter Lake."
How often does one see a picture bearing the above caption in Summer Session advertising? True, it is one of the forms of recreation offered to summer session students every year, regardless of its questionable merit.
Potter Lake is not a wonderful place in which to swim. It does not even compare favorably with the buffalo wallow "swimming" hole in which we were accustomed to maddle while a boy. A swimmer in Potter is never certain of what the next stroke may bring him. Sometimes it is only a tadpole, again it may be a beech or even a slimy snake. The pond cannot be rightly termed a swimming pool if the purity of its water is to be given any consideration.
Potter lake is fed entirely by surface drainage, rain water together with water from melting snow. At no time is there any attempt made to raise the level of the pond by artificial means. Consequently the water level is low during dry seasons. The spring this year has been unusually dry for this section of the country. A glance at the shoreline of Potter reveals the fact that that body has suffered materially from the drench in fact. the water is lower this spring than it has been for several years. It is stagnant, almost putrid, fish, in short on the urge of impurity. Undoubtedly, it would be an easy matter for University authorities to provide some means for improving Potter. A lead to one of the water mains, providing pure water for raising the level, would materially help in doing away with the "fibre" smell so prominent at the present time. There is plenty of time between now and the beginning of the Summer Session during which to make needed improvements. Anything will do a filler, running water, shade, safety or a diving board. Only don't ask us to attend Summer Session to enjoy the recreational of the University when there are no better to offer. We will even accept an extra punch in our towel ticket if it will assist in the wedding condition.
DEAR ADAM
In a certain informal and very interesting class not long ago, one of the members made a very masculine speech putting woman and the cigarette in their respective places, which were not side by side.
This particular Adam ended his argument by declaring that a cigarette smoking woman was not feminine, and that a woman had to be feminine to attract a man, and she had to have a man—else wherefore born?
In other words, a woman's main object in life is to please man. Of course that cannot be done, and to do the feminine sex justice, they do not spend two-thirds of their waking
Friday Is Fish Day
Baked Halibut Tartare Sauce Clam Chowder Fresh Fruits and Vegetables
(Memorial Building)
"Nothing is good enough but the Best"
The New Cafeteria (Memorial Building)
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SNW ZOOLOGY CLUB:
The annual spring streak steak will be held this evening at 5. We go in for a snowfall and go to Brown's in care. If the weather is unpleasant we can stay inside.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. IX
Thursday, May 17, 1928
No. 184
IGMA XI OPEN MEETING:
The address of the visiting president, Dr. O. B. Stuhl, will be given this evening at 8 in the chemistry lecture room, on 9th Recent. Advances in the chemistry lecture room are being discussed.
GUY W. SMITH, Secretary
PRE-MEDICAL STUDENTS:
All pre-medical students who will be considered for admission to the School of Medicine for September 1928, should submit application forms immediately and return same to the secretary of the medical school before June 30, 1928, at the stated office in Room 400. West Administration building. O, O, STOLAND, Secretary
hours, and all of their sleeping hours planning some new contrivance by which skidish man may be led to water and hence to drink deep of the liquid of objection which ends in matrimony. Naturally man being as he is, must believe that, but the only reason he continues to believe it is because woman permits the illusion to continue. She does not much care what he believes as long as she knows it isn't true.
Women must be feminine, because the good Lord made her that way, and come are not even greatly disappointed that they cannot wear plus fours, checked socks and English brogues, which of course no man will believe.
Sign in a downtown cleaner's window; "Gentlemen's units cleaned and pressed." What we would like to ask, what's to become of the units belonging to the rest of the men in Lawrence?
Woman must get a man if she expects to be happy or successful. This point needs disputing, and we will not quote Queen Elizabeth or other famous spinsters as examples for our point, either. The truth is woman is a queer creature, and she wants a man because she is a glutton for punishment.
And so to please Man who is the first consideration and the main-stay of a woman's life, we freely admit the truth of man's arguments. Hail Brother Adam! Little Eva salutes you!
Kept Weep in Cowed-Headline.
At that we've seen wives that would look quite at home in a bovine domicile.
Campus Opinion
--and up to $10
Others $3 to $6
After discussing the matter with several students and townpeople, and in view of the small attendance at the concert last week, one asks, if the work of the University hand under the direction of "Moe" is really appreciated by the University and downpeople or it is just considered an organization to be called upon to play it the whim of any individual?
They Are Hell Bent by Albert Payson Terhune
Editor Daily Kansas:
For the unaffordable work that the band does during the school year and at commencement it only asks an audience to put their name once in the spring and once in the fall. It seems that this sacrifice could be made—Archibald B. O'River, A. B.
The files of the Kauai for any number of years past will give a good indication of the proper school spirit in the class. If you turn down a request to play. But when it gives a concert, when it is not overhanded by some other event, you can get that kind of effect. It seems that with Music Week coming ahead of the time set for the concert may have had some effect on the attendance. Cannot the band be given a more important part in that week? If you turn down the campus unless the sight chosen is near the throughputs, if any attention is to be held, but the passing of students from one room to the others. If the listeners sit in cars, the cars must be strung up and the roadway to permit the passers-by to care to stand through the concert.
They Are Not by Harold Bell Wright
Editor Daily Kansas;
At this time of year there is quite a bit of discussion about the reckless driving of automobiles on the campus during the times that students are going from one class to another and keep an student care will probably be excluded from the campus as they have been at many other universities.
Nurotex Summer Suits $16.50 to $25
In the American Magazine for June. A discussion about the youth of today. On sale now.
Twenty-five cents.
University Book Stor
Harl H. Bronson, Prop.
803 Massachusetts
The greatest value in summer head wear DOBBS STRAWS
$5
Do we want this? It is up to the students to decide.
Just for the sake of trying to keep from having any incidents, and it is better to start before any accidents occur, you can have everyone on the coupe come to a halt for ten minutes after the white blues? Objections can be raised that it would take a large force of people to enforce the regulation and ban the money/away from educational work. This is probably true, but couldn't automatic gates, such as are in operation in cities at night in crowds on campus, stay from the coupe. Only two such gates would be needed. C, F.
On Other Hills
--now going on
Preparations are new in progress at the University of Wisconsin ticket office to receive next month the orders of the football fund purchase exam. The new book plan figures an average admission of 52.
By a vote of twoes to three the student council at LaFayette College passed a reining placing a maximum of ten students on the campus. Under the provisions of the new rule no shave admission may be placed on more than five daily.
The senior women of Ohio State University have selected as their of-
We carry a complete line of luggage—
Wardrobe trunks
Cladstone bags Overnight cases
Artbur S. Wettig 732 Mass.
DR. H, H. LEWIS Optometrist
Practice limited to examination of eyes without dilating, and fitting of glasses.
801 Mass. St. Phone 912
(Over Round Corner Drug Store)
24th Anniversary Sale
One-fourth to one-half off on our entire stock.
"The College Jeweler"
fairly given for commencement a two-piece white, Double sport dress. The dress is to be worn on the campus where you will be hoping that in choosing an official dress they are establishing a preface to future senior classes will follow.
Approximately 600 high school students of agriculture are expected in Amer. owa, May 17 and 18, during the all college Vechema exposition to compete in the annual high school agricultural competition being sponsored by the vocational education department of Iowa State College.
The University of Wisconsin extension division represents 434 dif.
ferent trades and professions outside the regular classrooms on the campus, according to a recent survey. About nine thousand persons, most of whom are of the lower classes are offered by the service of their courses offered by mail.
The variety basketball team of Oklahoma A. and M. College at Stillwater, recently played a game against a team of women representing the women's teams, and played women's rules and the men won by a score of 54 to 13. An added feature of the game was that the court attired in women's clothes.
It's a Beauty—
Stay for the Summer Session
Rankin's Drug Store
Handy for the Students
Just the thing for that graduation gift. Stop in and see it.
The new Mother-of-pearl fountain pen by Sheaffer. Lifetime guarantee.
11th & Mass.
DRESSES
for Sports
for Afternoon
for Street
for Dance
The check room of any exclusive club can furnish more good reasons for wearing Knox Hats than all the adjectives in the English language.
$5
others
$2.50 to $10
Phone 678
Two Hundred Smart Spring and Summer
Dresses
Sale of Silk Dresses Friday-Saturday
Crepes, Georgettes, Chiffons Including dance frocks Will go on Sale Friday Continuing Saturday
Every dress is new to this season. The Styles are Smart and the Materials in every instance of quality.
$10.00 Dresses ... $
$16.75 Dresses ... $10.95
$18.50 Dresses ... $15.00
$25.00 Dresses ... $18.50
$27.50 Dresses $19.75
$25.00 Wool Sports $18.50
$45.00 Dresses $32.50
$25.00 Dresses ... $18.50
$45.00 Dresses
$270.00 Dresses $190.00
Crepes
Georgettes
Chiffons
Sleeves
or Sleeveless
HILNO SAFETY