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TUESDAY, MAY 15 1928
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University Daily Kansan
Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas
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Pulled in the afternoon, five times it was pushed from the building of the Department of Journalism of the University of Pennsylvania by members of Journalism on behalf of the faculty and master of arts 19, at the post office at Lawrenceville. A second time it was pulled in the afternoon.
name of Johnson
received his second class mail master SYSTEM
her 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence
Kansas, under the set of March 3, 1830.
About this time of the year little signs such as "No Cheeks Casked" and "Please Do Not Ask for Credit" begin to decorate the vicinity of the cash register in Lawrence business places. Or if the business man is kind hearted enough to continue cashing checks, he is at least very caper that they be small.
TUESDAY, MAY 15, 1928
UNSEASONAL SNOWS
Each of each cheek represents a handling charge of 25 cents for the writer and he is really lucky that this is the only penalty. For in any other place than a college town the offense could not be repeated with the impunity it is here. The laws of the state provide for adequate punishment for repeated offences.
There is good reason or the caution.
A survey of Hill县的 recent showcased that from ten to twenty dollars worth of "mones" are received each day.
"Snowing" is really a habit, formed usually because of carelessness in keeping one's accounts and developed because it often forms such a very handy way of taking care of an obligation and keeping the collector away.
There are offenders whose total jail sentence, were they held for it, would require an additional life.
It is this phase of the training gained by the "sower of snow" which probably constitutes the most serious aspect of the problem. Self esteem is lowered, unbusinesslike habits are developed and the whole general character of an institution deprecated by the practice. "Snow" of this type are never in place at the present time, with the close of school only two weeks away, they are extremely unseasonal.
Homes wanted for nice kittens, says a personal in the K. C. Star.
Correct by substituting college graduates for kittens.
PUNCH BOARD
Some time ago the Kansas ran a series of educators denouncing the practice of local cafes, particularly those surrounding the Hill, of maintaining puncheboards about the Hill. Most of the punchboards disappeared at that time. It is said that at the present time there has been a return of these gambling devices.
There occurred recently a suicide in Kansas City of a man, who, adicted to gambling, unable to stop, and loiter by considerable sums, took the way which seemed to him the only one. Another man, a doorkeeper of a gambling club, was shot in a hijacker's raid.
It is hardly probable that such crimes as those which have occurred in Kannas City will result from the operation of local punchboards, but it is probable that there are many things which result which are not of the type which fit in with University life.
This is the sort of thing to which gambling leads. It holds a strange fascination which leads men on and on in the mind pursuit of Lady Fortune, until it is too far to learn.
In its former series, the Kannan pointed out the likelihood of students becoming involved to the point where they write "rubber" checks, and how
in all likelihood the school career of many students is shortened by these seemingly harmless punchboards. It seems in Kansas City that the police were quite aware of the location of this gambling joint, but expained somewhat lazily that they thought the dice game had been closed. It hardly seems possible that the Lawrence police have not known of the operation of punchboards locally.
Bronu Feels "Put Out!"—headline According to the New York World he has reason to feel this way.
With the adoption of a general recoil against grabbing, prize fighting, obesity in the theater, and the decadence of popular literature, by the quadratic general conference of the Methodist Episcopal church, the usual flood of such measures which emanates from every large conference in it.
The making of resolutions isn't such a bad occupation, either, if the things resolved about are worthy of the resolving. Such work is a perfectly legitimate pastime; someone has to do it, and who could be better qualified than the delegates to such a conference as that now in session in Kansas City? Sometimes such efforts even make the public, or at least the members of the public who are being resolved against, think a little.
The Methodists should be sure, however, that they are willing to test their resolutions and to abandon or revise them if they don't function in actual practice. Resolutions against gambling, obscene theaters, prize fights, and so on, are fine and moral, but unless the Methodists help to provide other recreations in the place of them, these resolutions are not worth much.
The attitude held by many of the older generation that young persons are going to the well-known dogs is slightly maddening to us, who being the youth who are resolved about, are in position to know the cold water that is often thrown on any efforts we make to climb the church to launch out on an adequate and modern social program. The excuses then made by our older resolving brothers are: Such a program as you talk about would cost too much, and who would do it, and how? On and on they will go, giving excuse after excuse when the church cannot do something more than resolve.
Much is said in every age about the new day. Every generation lives in a new day. But it is safe to say that no generation has had more new problems confronting it than the present one. We want help; we need moral and physical support in our search for a richer social life and an adequate program for our age. All we ask is that, after our elders make their resolution, they come back to us at home with their sleeves rolled up, ready to jump in and aid us in providing something better than the things they have resolved about.
Someone in the deep dark ages of about three years past was inspired to write the song "Sleep," which has sleep, how love to sleep." The writer for its opening lines, "Sleep, sleep, sleep, how I love to sleep." The writer of this song must surely have been a college man for who else could so adequately express the joys of a soft bed, covered with snow-white sheets and comforting covers! Still, the writer might not have been a college man, for the unusual fact being that few college persons had
HOW SWEET IS SLEEP
Songs of nature have been written by the car loads, poets have by the stroke of their pens made immortal images, a subject rarely neglected by those of a fine literary sense is that of sleep.
HOW SWEET IS SLEEP
t that commencement is near at hand and that commencement gifts may be found at
To Remind You
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Val. IX
Tuesday, May 15, 1928
No. 182
Will the student hold Diphora, Fee Receipt No. 15454, pmid Friday?
May 11, please report immediately to the Business office.
DIPLOMA FEE RECEIPT:
COSMOPOLITAN CLUB:
There will be a regular meeting of the Companion Club this evening
at 7:15.
PHILIP C, VELU, Secretary
LASSICAL CLUB
There will be a meeting of the Classical Club this evening at 10 noon 110 Fraser Hall. A short program will be given.
LUCY CURTIS, Secretary
QUILL CLUB:
Quilt Club will hold its last meeting of the school year on Wednesday ever nine; May 10, at 8 in the next room of central Administration building.
Kappa Phi senior forward will be held at the home of Mrs. E. F. Kearn,
100 Height, Thursay, May 13, at 12 p.m. Please contact front of
the room for details.
KAPPA PHI:
PRE-MEDICAL STUDENTS;
All pre-medical students who wish to be considered for admission to the School of Medicine for September, 1928, should obtain application forms immediately and return same to the Secretary of the School of Medicine before September, 1928. The Secretary will send form 6, worm 5, administrative building, O, O, STOLAND, Secretary
Campus Opinion
Pen and Storrell will hold administration at 8 p. e.m. on Tuesday, May 15, in the rest room of central Administration building. Old numbers please come at 9 a.m. Monday through Thursday.
PEN AND SCROLL:
PL LAMEDA THETA:
--one sufficiently acquainted with the comfort of an inviting bed to express the joys of sleep to others. Frankly, one of the chief翼s of our educational system is that one's time is so filled that few hours are left for rest and sleep.
Li Lamda Theta will meet Wednesday evening at 5:20 for the annual Strawberry Festival. New officers will be in charge.
MARJORIE RUTH MARTIN, Secretary
What one of the many students of the Hill has not known the time when he would have given his fortune to be able to clear his books and fall into the grisps of Morphus?
Editor Daily Kansan:
As a possible solution it might be suggested that a course in sleep be offered at this institution. The subject might be required as in physical training, for it is quite as important, and under proper supervision classes in sleep could be installed. Then to the time of "Sleep, sleep, sleep, how I love to sleep," one might close his eyes to term papers and quizzes and just sleep. What more could Heaven offer?
Having allowed G. B.'s walking perceptions to wander through the room, I am surprised that somewhat interior unacuseable mind several days, and having allowed it the proper time to cool, I want to adjust the lighting so that we see what this man, at least, thinks about women smoking. It is a whole proposition, at least on this campus, is that women simply won't buy their cigarettes, but someone who caffee nail, there is some home of
evening up the score by curations
barrering from others, but try and
bump a cigarette from a woman!
Another bunch of grief is that it is usually these same women who want all the privileges of masculinity that expect the most courtesy because of their membership in the ranks of the greater sex, although even their slight abdication of biology should teach them that they had no voice in the matter.
Also, in case G. B., whose identity I strongly suspect as the young lady who of late so kindly contributed a song that will well be being, because she didn't like that brand, will carefully peruse the charming little tale which might be found in the book isn't, and which is to be found in that chapter of the Bible whose title tag-
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bringing offspring, should she examine this tone, I say, she might find that her own family would be the woman tempted me" and the angel went right about and drove him to heaven. He was a member of the church, was the agent of God, who made the Women from Adam's rule, and who was their father.
So remember, Eve, I mean G. R., this, amplification is not even a mitigation; circumstances, and the next it makes a great big evil, prominent, Hillary Clinton. So I don't want you firmly that your mom doesn't like to have you smoke, and that it isn't good for you, and that you prefer to buy your own brand anyway.
(Signed) - Gigaret Commissary
An article in *Sunday's* Kansan is headed "Worldwide Custom of Anmityl Housing Mothers" in Our Lady of Agnus. Though it may be true that the modern revival of the custom does originate with Mrs. Jeevie, it should be pointed out that the most important character who from early in their history am-
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