11 PAGE TWO 1. The graph shows a relationship between two variables, represented by the x-axis and y-axis. As the value of x increases, the value of y also increases. This suggests a positive correlation between the variables. 2. The graph shows a relationship between two variables, represented by the x-axis and y-axis. As the value of x increases, the value of y decreases. This suggests a negative correlation between the variables. 3. The graph shows a relationship between two variables, represented by the x-axis and y-axis. As the value of x increases, the value of y increases. This suggests a positive correlation between the variables. 4. The graph shows a relationship between two variables, represented by the x-axis and y-axis. As the value of x increases, the value of y decreases. This suggests a negative correlation between the variables. 1 ___ MONDAY, APRIL 20, 1923 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editor/Chief Follett Media Sunday Editor Sunrise Editorial Sunday Magazine Editor Sunday Magazine Editor News Editor Newspaper Editor Exchange Editor Teacher/Editor Teacher/Editor Milford Publishing Larue Leppert Levine Phlores Larue Phlores Poppy Hoffman Pepper Hoffman Very Sara Van Wayne Van Warren Fox Warren Fox Milford Publishing THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Forrest Calvin Lee Busting Abbey Bradley Johnson Bradley William Tatum Helen Talum John Salmieri Martina Collins V. Gene Rosner Business Staff Advertising Manager .. R. M. Dale Ast. Advertising Mgr. .. Hammond Pipman Astl. Advertising Mgr. .. Howard V. Hose Foreign Advertising Mgr. .. Robi, W. Hering Business Office K, U. 66 News Room K, U. 23 Night Connection 7.01K3 Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Iowa, at the Face of the Department of journalism. Enrolled as second-class mail matter September 17, 1810, at the next office at Lawrence Kanna, under the act of March 3, 1819. MONDAY APRIL 30,1928 Perhaps most of the students have not been able to discover any dumplings on the campus. This may be the reason for the lack of responses to our dumplion editorsitor. It might is that they do not read the editorials in the Kauai. However, we hope it is the former. DANDELION WINE We were almost discouraged when a letter came which proved that our efforts had not been in vain. One loyal student, at least, is concerned about the welfare of the University. He suggests Dandelion Wine as the practical solution to lift the Hill of these yellow flowers, and he was even thoughtful and kind enough to encourage his favorite recipe. If the person who wrote the letter will forget his modesty and make himself known, he will be recorded the proper publicity due a hero for reading Kansas editorials, and for taking such an active interest in beautifying the campus. Until the author of the epistle appears, however, the Kanman is forced to withhold this invaluable contribution to the campaign against the beauty destroying weed. EXHIBITS Borah again warts the G, O, P that it must be cleaned of its skin. From all indications Mr Borah is the only one who can eat any sinei to The passing season offers unusual opportunities to those who are interested in art and the work of artists. The third floor of Administration building houses three collections which embody excellence in their separate fields. In the line of sculpture are the exquisitely modeled figures carved from Ivory soap which are on display in West Administration building. Although the medium is unusual, it has the texture of ivory and lends itself effectively so graceful and original designs. An exhibition of Japanese prints, the fifty best prints of the year, occupies an entire room in the same section of the building. In this collection are rare and ancient prints characterized by the finest work of Japanese artists. The Brywood collection of paintings is adjoined by the 1927 Winter Exhibition of the National Academy of Design. Among these paintings are many which have won national awards, and the quality of the exhibition as a whole is high. Any of these four exhibits, the three lately displayed, and the Brymwood collection, cannot fail to give enjoyment to even the unskilled eye. They present a rare opportunity, not only to students of the Fine Arts School, but to the entire University. Women won't be told what to wear, Paris learns. Paris is just learning what the American man has always known. The Committee of One Hundred for the Union Building drive is out to prove that opportunity comes once to everyone. AS YOU LIKE IT on at Nysted, Neb., they have a school where the students pick the subjects for the lectures of their instructors. There is no definite course of study. The school does not care what the student knows. It is the aspiration of the individual that it is interested in. That's the system for the University of Kansas! At last we have discovered a satisfactory educational plan; strike up Eureka and we will hail the new day. We all have aspirations; we all know what we want educationally; this should be the perfect way of getting an education, We can imagine already what we will choose for lectures during the year. To start off with we shall want a short course in Miscellaneous Yell and How to Yell Them. Other courses that could profitably be given at this time are How to Play a Football Game, The Technique of Steak Roulette, and A Short Course in the Amusement Facilities of Lawrence. As the season advances, our educational diet will change. Courses in the rules of basketball, the choosing of Christmas presents, and winter subjects will appear on the curricular, and so on into the spring our college work will progress; Where to坐 And How, How to Row a Bowl, How to Get Invitations to Formals, English, How to Put It on a Tennis Ball, and The Tender Art of Making Love, all must have a place on the program. As students of a progressive educational institution, we suggest to the Chancellor that he write to the Board of Regents at once with regard to changing to this better plan, so that we can be thinking this summer of what subjects we shall want to have discussed next year. It will be interesting to compare the number of votes claimed by the campaign managers of the presidential candidates with the first ballot as it will be cast in Kansas City this summer. CRYSTALIZING OPINION It is interestter to note the action of the public in the formation of a decision in the choice of candidates representing the desire of the mass of persons of stated political beliefs. In this respect our system of selecting those men as candidates for the presidency may seem somewhat clumsy and awkward. The definite expression of wishes is slow. Perhaps this is because of the size and complexity of our population. In the United States it is impossible to obtain an immediate and true response to any question of national importance. In smaller nations of Europe where size is not such hindering factor, policies and political desires of the people can show immediate reaction in the government. However, it is not true that because of the unwieldy action of formation of American policies that they are any less an expression of the desires of the people. When you next read the newspaper with the headline such as, "A Blow to Dawes—the Vice-president is considered Badly hurt by the Ohio Result," do not thing of it in the light of a purely political maneuver. Surely this is the great American democracy in the formation of definite opinion. Knocks Make the Man—Headline Yes, and knocks make the collegiate ford. "Noted Persons in Cast," says a headline. Now if only a few more could be thus taken care of, all might be well. PROTCH The Tailor 833 Mass. St. Resolutions, memorials, certificates, diplomas, etc. executed in script or any types of penwork submitted Engrossing LAWRENCE LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas. Lawrence, Kansas. 0 There will be an all-University conversation on Tuesday morning, May 1 at 10, in the auditorium. Mr. Alexander B. Trowbridge, Director of the Office of Human Resources, will speak. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. 1X Monday, April 30, 1928 No. 169 CONVOCATION; K. U. BAND: The Woman's Glce Club will hold rehearsal on Tuesday, May 1, at 4:30 in Prince Hall. Every member must be present. WOMEN'S GLEE CLUB; The Bond will give a concert this evening at 7 on靴 on the steps of central Administration building. All members will be promptly and immediately present. MANCLES, JEANNE E. H. LINDLEY Mr. J. L. Cormarty of the National Map Company of Indiana, Indy, will be at the Ebbie Hotel on Saturday of this week to interview new residents. Hutchinson News EMPLOYMENT FOR STUDENTS: ALICE PERKINS, Business Manager At the Concert J. G. BLOCKER, Secretary, Business Placement Bureau --was: America's phyley, a kindly lovey friend of whose trust in faithless truths finally betrayed him and who died a martyr to overwork. Thirty-one numbers were to make up last night's program with the "Hallelipah" chorus as a stirring and exciting new kind of national dance became weary before the Hallibullich chorus was reached. Two beats in a full long time for a country contender Are you dissatisfied with your shoe repair work? Do you feel that you haven't been getting your money's worth heretofore? Why not bring your next job to us? All we ask is a trial, you're the judge. One was impressed at last night's performance of "The Mossmouth" given by a local organization it must have taken to get ready for the presentation of a What the Kansas Editors Say The singers in the chorus were well trained, and the soloists, Merriah Moors, soprano; Allen Monroe II, combo; Ella Jenkins, bass; Katrina Pratt, jazz; using harmonica. --was: America's phyley, a kindly lovey friend of whose trust in faithless truths finally betrayed him and who died a martyr to overwork. When the trap is sprung in San Quentin prison, hardly will the turtlem have ceased to vibrate before the long-awaited will arise that Heckman Requiescat in Pace WANTED, A QUEEN Among the tourists from Europe, who will visit in America next summer, of fall will be Prince Cyril, brother of Bacchus, the伯爵 king of Bulgarstan. King Bacchus declines to give up his伯爵's life, and the family is sending young Cyril out to hunt a queen. The Prince was considered a rather wealthy man until a recent law suit denied him of the family estate in Czecko-Slovakia. After the court decree, Prince Cyril decided that he would get married and would choose a wealthy wife so that the Bulgarian royal household would be properly contained. The Bulgarian parliament refuses to give him sufficient salary to maintain his dignity and his style. It is understood that there will be no opposition offered if the bride is a part of the plain common people provided she has plenty of money and a willing to spend it on the maintenance of a prince and a king. Hence he trip to America. 3. Doors West of Innes' on 9th We have had an American queen of Greece, but it did not get us very much. Will it help if some American girl will take charge of the Bulgarian royal family she may be able to make something worth while out of it. It will not be necessary to call the attention of those Americans who desire to invest in European royalty to the fact that this is a real choice proposition. Most of the prospects in Europe are out of a royal job and have nothing but titles and claims, but Cyril is a real prince with the probability that he will be a king, so that any stock taken in his humiliorous proposition promises to be of real value. Death is America's great salvage of reputations, and a tacit censorship is served down over the Americas press simultaneously with the coffin. Lowell's Shoe Shop Goodyear Shoe Repairing 17 West 9th Justice was outraged in the early days of the Harrington conspiracy, and that effort was unsuccessful. Oil seasland are now either sojourning in the Reviera or pushing up the coast. Searclely do the bright young investigators start off in full cry on a clue but they are brought up to a snarpy and respectful malt before they enter Micea. Whereier and Walsh thread their way unogual the maelauses. Rest, perturbed spirits, rest! And may the midnight stragglers, hasten on? You need to be on Q street, hear no more, above the whirlwind of the wind and the dulce pattern of the rain, the glossy rattle of the wind, the melancholy tinkle of spectral cracked ice in shadow glasses, the darkest night of a laughter in some bong forgotten jest. So sleep dreamlessly, O Ohio gang, and may the grim reaper keep your liberty bond transactions involvate from the aneroid body-snatchers. Emporia Gazette. Our Contemporaries --your Photograph for Mother's Day Why Student Government After all it is difficult to see why universities should continue the force of governing themselves. It is unrealistic and not necessary steps to abolish the institution since it does not, as a usual thing, interfere with the conduct of students. Students should be no reason why men and women who are supposedly concerned with getting an education should concern them in the same way problems "which must be solved if student g/werformance is to progress". The student senate at Wisconsin has already taken steps to relieve the authority of this honored and received dummy. It would, perhaps, be valuable and instructive to know what presidents of universities say of student governments when they foregather at the university or the college association of College Presidents. Probably they say nothing; but it is more than likely that the majority of students in the professor who said recently: "Yes, I believe in student government. It doesn't mean anything, but they think it does. Whenever anything of interest comes to function. It keeps a few of the more officious harmlessly occupied and gives them a feeling of self-importance." But sometimes, the officiaries become more serious—Daily Texan. An instructor at California university, realizing that college students see too little of life outside the classroom, will have a student interview at least one authority in a particular field outside the academy. A second institution another university recently has advocated a year of hobe life as an preparate to a college education. He was a teacher for a few years and a parachrator/year the student will enter the university with a much broader more rational view possible, and indicates that the man thus prepared would be more capable of implementing the education than is the ordinary student. Education Plus. Guaranteed for seventy-five days work Obviously it would be impossible for each student in a large university to interview some authority each semester before enrolling. Obviously, too, the highways and railroad yards might be a bit overloaded if every prospective student took the second means of transportation visually before coming to college. SUMMER 1928 Both of these ideas do, however, represent an attempt at a solution which is becoming more and more acute an time goes on. The educator of arts degree means less and less each year, not only in the educational world, but also in our own lives. It is posted to produce this result, but also in the world of business. $460.00 With the opportunity to earn twice this amount. No experience required as successful applicant will be given personal training by an experienced worker. No bounce-to-bounce or sample selling. Indeed, so standardized has become the educational process, that many students are graduated in a subject about which they have no practical knowledge whatsoever. The individual, the "trum" for him for four years, and then attempt to place the stamp of approval upon him which will make of him a financier, a newspaper magnate, a designer of big buildings, or what- Applicants must be over 18, possess a good personality and be able to work independently and apply a lot of common sense to a hard job. We have a few vacancies that will be filled by candidates with a strong desire you have the above qualifications and need work, and really want to call us for an appointment. The result, as might be expected, is igneous failure We have pointed out, the suggestions for making the quality of university graduates a priority. They are nevertheless, to be responded as an attempt to solve a problem which is one of our greatest challenges today. The debasement of the bachelor's degree is one of the great challenges that we must deal with. We do not know what steps should be taken toward readjustment—certainly there should be much serious attention. The Daily Illinl. Send "Her" Squires Studio Phone 517 J. L. Connelly DR. H. H. LEWIS Optometrist Practice limited to examination of eyes without dilating, and fitting of glasses. Eldridge Hotel 801 Mass. St. Phone 912 Mon.-Tues, April 30 - May 1 (Over Round Corner Drug Store) --and up to $5 Plain Tales From the Hill Four reporters were picking the place winners in the hundred yard dash. Euben man was to pick the men who came in as they crossed the line. "You say I'm to get the name of the man who comes in third!" asked Mr. Rohde, whose every preparation is efficiently by a professional, as acquired, "which lane will be run in?" In explaining why so many Mexican ex-colonists now reside in Europe, one of the HILL professors stated the real reason for the failure of colonies than to be buried in Mexico." When passing the design students on the third floor of "Ad" not long ago, two students were heard remarking, "Do you like English?" "Yes," came the answer. "Why? The first one said, 'Welh. what's all I can speak.'" Recently, a professor's yawned on asked of the father, "Dadly, what kind of question are you?" Quickly the professor answered: "It's according to how close he comes." Helen: "Freddie hasn't been out for an evening or taken a drink for three weeks." Gertrude: "Turned over a new leaf?" Helen: "No, he turned over a new one." Lots of new things in our window— Suiting You That's My Business Schulz, the Tailor Pleased to show you The College Jeweler New Careteria (Historical Building) MOSCHINO We offer for* The New Cafeteria Tuesday's Specials Fresh Asparagus Fresh Strawberries You will always find something different at our counters. We offer for "Nothing is good enough but the Best" This Is Music Week Shirts for men with a soul for symphonic shades Shirts for men with an ear for music! Shirts in colors for the conservative Shirts for every man who recognizes real quality when he meets it! Tailored by Tyson of course! $2.50 where Society Brand Clothes are sold Women's Glee Club Concert 50—Voices----50 Miss Meribah Moore Director Student Enterprise Tickets Admit May 4 at 8 P.M. The concert will be held in the University Auditorium, Friday. Single Admission 35c