17 PAGE TWO --- THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN FRIDAY APRIL 25, 1923 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editor in Chief Assoc. Editor in Chief Assoc. Editor in Chief Large Format Sunday Mountain Edition Peppy Huffman New Editor New Editor New Variant Fireworks Editor Fireworks Editor Warren Fitzgerald Telenewer Editor Telenewer Editor Mildred Miller Forrest Calvin Lee Bushing Allen Coughlin Jonathan Bradley Bob Mate John Moore Wilmington Wiley William Fargo Halen Tatum John Snabb Marshall Conn Vince Greene James Clark Vince Greene Business Staff Advertising Man. R. M. Dale Asst. Advertising Mgr. Hauser Pinnacle Asst. Advertising Mgr. Vinson V. Rout Foreign Advertising Mgr. Robb W. Hewson Telephone Pollinated in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Washington, at the front of the department of Journalism. K. U. 66 K. U. 28 2701K7 Entered as second-letter mailmaster September ber 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. KANSAS ON THE EDGE FRIDAY, APRIL 27, 1928 Clyde Reed was in town yesterday. Besides being editor of the Parsons Sum, he is a candidate for the govern- orship of Kansas, so it felt to him to tell us what is wrong with Kansas. William Allen White told the world about that back in the nineteen and he attracted national attention. Mr. Reed will perhaps be satisfied if his fellow statement merely give his words a fair hearing. Said this gubernatorial aim: "It is a matter difficult for Kansas to realize, but they are far on the edge of things that they do not count in the national equation on the same basis with the people who live east of the Mississippi." It is to be doubted whether Kansas will get excited about that. The boosters of Curtis may feel just now that they are representing the most important state of the union, but the average citizen of this state has been conscious for a long, long time of Mr. Reed's revelation. In regard to Kansas' relation to the far West the gentleman from Parsons said; "By reason of the Panama Canal, Boston, for commercial purposes, is closer to the Pacific coast than we are." It might be supposed that playing second fiddle with two bass horns on either side would be rather bitter medicine to take, but it may be wagered that the average Mr. Kanan will concoce the truth of Mr. Reed's statement without a whisper All of which may be labeled as one brand of the unpardonable sin. No outfit in so serious a problem as he who experiences no regret for the state of affairs in which he finds himself. No man is so worthless as he who boasts of his worthlessness. No state has so few possibilities for the future as the one which feeds perfectly content with conditions as they are. Perhaps Mr. Reed's note will find an echo. Perhaps there are others who will join the ranks of those who would see Kannas within the first line. Let us hope so. No other 200-square mile tract in the United States has greater possibilities than has Kanaan. The problem then becomes the creation within the hearts of Kansans of a desire to represent only the best. DEATH'S INVITATION those who participated in the mock presidential convention Wednesday evening may decide that after all this matter of nominating a president is a rather involved affair. The folly of the game of chance has again been displayed by the tragic accident which resulted in the death of Frank Lockhart, famous racing driver. Lookhart, like many other human beings, was not satisfied to be saved from the brink of death once. He had to go peripherly near the break the second time, and he did not return. Fate was kind once to Frank Lock-bart, but he did not benefit by that treatment. He was out to show the world. He was afraid of neither man. nor devil, and he has said the price dong with others who have dared and ost. Speed, the demon, has claimed as many lives as have the great wars, yet we do not have a cry for slower moving motor cars. Instead there is the ever increasing demand for more speed, more pop, more power. The fact that black death lurks in the shadows of speed has meant nothing to the human race of daredevils. They laugh and cry for more speed. It was an attempt to set a new world speed record that sent Frank Lockhart to his death. But what is a new record in comparison to a full and well meaning life? A thousand records cannot replace that one life, and yet lives are being tossed to the four winds each day in just such attempts as he was trying to make. Motor speeds have reached a height at which they might stand for some time, and the world would not suffer from paralysis. There was no need, scientifically, for a new speed record. Nothing could have been gained if he had been successful in his attempt, except that the record would be in the hands of an American instead of in Englishman. A life for a record—and both lost! The gubernatorial candidates are busy nowdays. Reed speak before the Kiwanis Club in Lawrence Thursday, and Scott addressed the oil men in Wichita on the same day. WE ARE SORRY Ben—come home, all is forgiven. The Kawan made some very rud remarks to Mr. Ben Bihla the obeisday relative to his talking about our editor writing editorials with a hangover taste in his mouth. Honest and truly, we thought that a girl had written that editorial. As a matter of fact a girl did write one a lot like it. We even knew who that girl was. But now it turns out that a boy wrote the particular one that was quoted and he has jumped all over us. We are's quite sure whether he is indignant about being called a girl, or whether he was proud of the editor, and wants the credit. Please, Ben, don't jump on us, too. We really are sorry. Never, never again will we threaten to murder you Most murders are mistakes anyway. "Kansas on Bim of Things," says a headline. Now if we don't get dizzy and fly off altogether, we may cover more ground than those firmly anchored at the center. Programs, Favors, Crepe Paper, Engravings, Printing, Stationery, Rubber Stamps, Office Supplies. A. G. ALRICH Tel. 288 736 Mass. St. The May meeting of the University Women's Club has been postponed until Thursday, May 19, on account of the conflict with the Minnesota Women's Club. UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S CLUB Campus Opinion OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN POL. IX Friday, April 27, 1928 No. 167 FLORENCE M. HODDER, Social Chairman. The drive for funds for the completion of the Memorial Union building has rarely been completed. It would be more appropriate to tell a story telling of the success or failure of the project. There are many who are interested and would like to understand the process to determine why the judge by the response made to this campaign. Elliott Tully Kansas Perkins, another thing inside from lack of information as to the purposes of the Union, students would like to see printed a complete financial report that includes all the information by the Union Nonalcohol Corporation. There has been much speculation as to the use to which the money already collected has been put. Such a report would clear away any doubt now existing in the mind of the shop-keeper. The idea of the Union is one that should not be lost. The Union has a purpose, and this purpose is that this University will have 10,000 students instead of the few 1500 of the present, so the institution has now to come out of it if it must support the Union. Let's keep up the good work. With such a report printed and a clear foundation made as a basis for work, a campaign of information, not only in the form of the materials to be made in such manner as to arrest realization of the purgent need of the student body for the Union and to create favorably toward the building, the purpose, and the sentiment. At The Theater By Joe Myler I N I V E R S I T Y W O M E N ' S CL U B: If a capacity audience with brushed pulses and laughtened faces and this person with a desire for a more complete vocabulary with which to speak, it is the proper criteria by which to consider the lighter forms of stage produce. Rent-A-Ford Co. the fine fur, the pleasing styles for Men and Young Men and long service—makes the Stetson Hat the Hat of Today— You'll see a large assortment here — $8 This show, "You Tell Em Sam," advertised to be a wow turn out to be just Art. To Hail Him, the Army in the Armadillo, composed of music, Virginia High, choreographer, and Calhoun and Patterson, whose three orchids in black and gold wrappers. To the others of the performance, his acclaimed symbolic words of praise and adoration. But after tomorrow night, don't be it again. The outside world will THE GOSPEL OF WORK Haste ve superlatives! Other Hats $5 $6 $7 $10 Glad to show you 916 Mass. Phone 652 We Appreciate Your Business A May-Day Sermon Sunday at 11:00 UNTIPARTIAL CHURCH Spring Manhattan Shirts Selling Forum at 10:00; Prof. John Iso will speak on Teapot Dome tions, this musical comedy, the W. S. G. A. to the contrary notwithstanding, is something—and a something that is captured Quebec. But the reasons: Besides the authors, composers, and directors, mostly George Callahan and James Patterson. These two young composers performed a performance last night was a revelation to this surfinest watcher at the show. Callhan the actor, and Patterson the pantomimist did things that were not what came to boo and hiss, which sent it away wishing that lungs and sides were less easily strained. We'd tell you how they did it if they were not in their second performance tonight. Then there were the choruses. How to cultivate a bald head! A Pony Chorus of such vivacity and puchteriness that it was difficult to victims to ennounce, danced and sang with Wingenee Lacy, while a once critical audience planned ahead for the encore which were always called. But then they did not. The Chorus led by KathyNancy Langmade. One number, "Moon n' tide," would have saved the slow had everything else failed. In costuming and arrangement, she created a perfect—a bit of loviness that prosecured the last remaining boar in the audience into the ranks of the aesthetes. For these young ladies, their stage presence, many loud salve of amplification. More in the same vein may be said antecedent of the personnel. Correspondence in the basis, supported by Winegone Jacory, Murion Dillonchok, Josephine Dain, Charles Terry, Louis Nelson, and Michael Smith, spied happily through their lines and business with a host that quickly communicated itself to the auditorium. Spend, fraped happily through (again) created, with their roles, two characters whose continual presence at the stage demanded attention to persons with weak hearts. The only thing that ever slowed the action was the hungering of the audience. The audience must be held blindless. Striking because of their complete absence were the sex and gin wiseracks we had come to believe were necessary to a musical comedy's approval by the "peeplu." Always clever and refreshing, the book of the comedians is intended to direct in the list of reasons for its success. The scenario was appropriate to the popular conception of things that are difficult to comprehend, compatible with the ideal of the scenario. Particularly well executed was his bitter business of the actors who had been here again, Callahan and Patterson. to those who attended last night wed like to interpulate a suggestion of her as a candidate and be offered for Calhoun because of her particularly effective (and highly justified)灯 bombing of the audience car that she had to include themselves among the firefighters, we suggest a discreet quire concerning this very dramatic event. For those who will attend this evening's performance we further suggest expert tensing of the miniseries before watching it with vowel watch for the following: "Little Boy Blue," "You tell 'Em Sam," "Gad Mad Daddy," "Moon and Tide," "O Sole Male," and (Cryt not to) Patterson and Patterson. And the actets. After the show write this critic and tell him if he is right. Our Contemporaries --be much larger than the other. Such persons are so numerous, in fact that one would find himself confronted with an opponent he attempted to lusten even list his enemies. Success—What Makes It? Much "billyboo" is and has been broadcast about men who have retained phenomenal success in life after having failed to meet requirements for college or university graduation. Students make doing minimal features as students. The favorite example of the moment is Charles A. Lindbergh, who died in 1937 after a five-year struggle for academic training, proceeded by his own initiative to accomplish a seminal feat, and one which he will never forget. He science and progress. Thomas A. Edison, Einstein Born Torkington, Simpson, the famous students others are often cited to prove that college education has little or no value in real life, but such cases are the exceptions. A list has never been published of students who, having failed at college, have failed at life. If such a list were compiled, it would undoubtedly TAXI Phone 711 Yellow Cab Co. Success depends largely upon the application of the individual to his work. If Lindbergh had concentrated as much and applied himself as faithfully to his college career as he did to aviation, he would likely have been able to achieve great success and undoubtedly be true of most of the other men cited in this connection. It must be admitted that a brilliant college career is no guarantee to success. Students need necessarily a barrier to such success. College education may be compared to a springboard. It delays the learning process, is just as cold when entered from the springboard as from the bank. However, a graduate degree has to start with ordinarily enables him to plunge farther than he could on his own. 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