THURSDAY, APRIL 20, 1928
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
PAGE FIVE
"Ayes" Rule Mock Convention Even Though "Nays" Triumph in Hilarious Viva Voce Contes
Mac's band is on the platform sending out strains of "Maryland, My Maryland" and the big ball is beginning to fill with interested delegates and international chairmen in the busiest man of all, seeing countless numbers of his cohorts, lining up delegations and digging a million other things at the table. "Thank you," he said. "Thank you, this convention is being held tonight. I haven't been out of the house all week." says some of Mac's supporters in a prospective Fitch Katca book.
At last the big moment is about to arrive. The last strains of "The Star Spangled Banner" have just reverberated to the ceiling. A crew of students are highly engaged in phage culture on the flag dragged platform.
L - O - W - D - E - N is the long drawn out cry that rises from the back of the audience and several others join in supporting this popular candidate. A large舞 has drum booms into its deep space, the crowd can see cateau-like plays played by its smaller rival, the same drum. The crowd is screaming and screaming and screaming of hilarity. The shell shrill of a whistle rendes the atmosphere and the crowd seems to grow louder, if such sounds
Calvin Evans, the red-hooded chairman, mounts the platform holding an inmate's hand as he engages with people, gravel is entirely too tightable a word to call this "pounder" which he holds in the hand. He beats him up and covers his ears with "talker voices; talker." "If the person who has charge of the scouts will distribute them equally on a deepexander," Evans says, one is needed, the convention will begin," he says after the shouting has ended. This assembly is going either to cheer or everything that will be said.
The Recorded Churches W. Thomas of the Baptist Church gives the ination and the assembly is quiet for the first time during the evening.
The chairman is attempting to start the business, but a score of masculine voices about to the high point in this season will help the Missouri delegation is coming to his seat and his loyal cohort) voice their approach. Bob Malone, Chuck Carpenter, Joe Finneman, Jeri Scer, Jupiter Finneman, Cliff Anderson, Yvall Wade, Wade Chad and others well known Hill characterists are numbered among the young, but this delegation has furnished plenty of fun for far and any age might happen as the convention program.
George Chunno, here of many academic duties, public intrigues, and campus leaders, has given his own distinctive and being his own distinctive speech. "Mr Evans, ladies and gentlemen," says the speaker and a huge cheer goes on for the very rattlesnakes seen to move, but this speech receives its quota or choirs or boards on every sentence. A few words are repeated as the orator gives out a "thundan welcome." "The Republican party has no intention of retraining, and given an enthusiastic foreign relations," says Chunno and the crowd laughs because of his enthusiasm as the shudder goes through the crowd as a photographer takes a flashbill picture, but this is repeated so many times that it becomes the most it Chunno seems to be enjoying himself and the words flow as from bottom to top in both the utterances but it entuits fall upon an appreciative audience. Every word is greeted with a cheer or his. The biggest cheer is given when his speed
What is wrong? The credentialis report is given and the committee refuses to send Rex Larderin, king of the Caucasus, to the civilian, even though he is an Independent. The man whose 220 pounds jumped on the strong man's stomach, said he was an executive refuses to recognize him. "He was a second, assistant, alternate delegate, and for that reason we will not sent him." The entire group seconds the motion to approve the report. Offenders voice no, but the motion is carried.
Lardner still refuses to leave the floor and he is escorted from the hall by a squad of hunky R. O, T. C, mcn. Chairman is told that a chairman takes the chair and his first
remarks are to read a notice "that gentlemen and ladies must go outside the hall in order to smoke. By order of the state fire marshal."
The Boy Scouts are飞着 all over the hall carrying messages. By actual count 1,323 men will be able to carry 950 messages. Written writing is maintained all evening.
David Evans, chairman of resolutions, is giving his report elocutioning the party. Dick Gafford and Chrissie McGuire are escorted from the floor at the rally to be in attendance to bus to rep for order. "This motion is drunk, not with whiskey, but with the funnishance of prohibition. The Veldt Act was never established with the constitution, and it advocates the repeal of the Volunted Act as the quickest remedy for a deploreable situation," says Evans and it seems that every voice is shouting the hoodst. The Missouri and Illinois leaders, but Mexico makes a good second.
Lardner gives the minority report, which is not accepted. The big hall grives silent for the last time in the room, and the speaker is read on the death of Senator Willis.
Now the actual nominations are beginning. Leo Breitung of Illinois followed his speech the Oklahoma, Missouri, South Dakota, Minnesota, Indiana and Virginia delegates file in behind a large Louisville banner and participate around the floor. The Illinois delegates which almost drown out the sturdy inches from the pipe organ, led by Veron Veron of Michigan.
Merbie Loughridge hits the popular fancy of the crowd when he wakes eloquently to nominate Charles Curts, a former US Army lieutenant sent the favorite of the west. The east. The north. The south. Senator Charles Curts," says Laugherty.
Sewall Virwin, he of the black shack hair, the deep voice, the elegant tongue and chairman of California. He is one of the few Howeys and a huge paranoid is in. In a dramatic manner Ell Grifflin nominates Senator Watson. Normis is.
Joe McDowd, chairman of the Georgia delegation in approaching the platter. What is next? "My corollary is that we must bring a great state of Georgia to bring before this convention tonight the name of a man, whom we believe far surpasses Mr. Bush," the man whose humble orign is comparable only to the illustrious Abraham Lincoln, and the speaker is intermpired by his chief agent, the original good-will ambassador of the United States, Mr. Chairman, I nominate for president of the United States the Secretary of Agriculture, cowboy humorist of the middle states—Colonel Will Rogers." If William could be here now and bear this appearance and noise, he would run for
Virgil Pfeiffer of Idaho nominates Charles E. Borah of Idaho, but the crowd doesn't want to listen. His source cut jaw jaws rapidly as he calls for a candidate. The chairman has to pound for order several times, but the large piece of sheet iron which has been used in this fight by delegation, more than drowses out his voice and pounding. Pfeiffer gets enthusiastic and waves his hands at the audience, whereupon the audience waves back at him and everyone
Coulledge's name is brought up but the crowd has more popular candidates. Chairman Kingsbury hints the difference between the proceedings are being broadcast over KFKU and people throughout the state will have a very poor idea of the University if the care-free attitude is present. The Missouri delegation cheers lustily.
And now the voting starts. Montana votes 10 for Will Rogers and one for Rice Landner. Harry F. Sinclair receives all of New Mexico's votes. He has a strong voice and secretary Thomas says "Speak a little louder. This is not a Democratic convention." The conqueror of King George, William Hale Thompson receives a vote from Tenacity, who is running by one Virginia vote for Van.
Betty Ball, our own honorary colonel, the girl whose picture at 14 years of age was placed in every Heurst newspaper in the country g
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The second vote is taken with a shifting of the majority to Senator Carlisle K. Kaua, Gentlenman Jin Chang and the president of the world, receive a vote. The Carlisle contingent starges a big parade with the stairway Longridge holding aboft a huge Carlisle banner, growing in strength and will probably be nominated on the next ballot. The vote is called with many states swinging over to Carlisle. At but only one point, the Kansas nomination, Bal Jeffrey with the bigs New York vote is still holding out and his votes are best when Illinois swings to Carlisle enough to give him the nomination.
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Cheers! and gells go up from the happy Karen's delegation. Signs are on the walls of the gallery. Gail looks nice byepink and pleased. The Missouri delegation files out beating in the corn. Only a few sentiments are visible. The big hall is vacant, where only a few minutes before 3000 people line up, lights are turned out, the big hall is lithed in darkness and Kaisa's fire mock convention is a thing of fun.
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London, April 25.—The mysterious affair of the ancient Erwinus will be discussed by some scientists of many countries attending at the International Erwinus Congress held in Milan and Istanbul, April 27 to May 3.
Emerald Interest is raised by the announcement that the University of Crete, the University of Ogran, will distribute the key to the European language, which he claims to be Latin.
The Etruscans, who were once a great power in northern Italy, are invasions today, not only because they are powerful but also because they did not record their own civilized history to any extent. Foreign historians who mentioned the Etruscans did so only incidentally and without recording the record. They are chiefly known solely by the exquisite workmanship of jewelry and art objects of the wealthy and antiquarian residents of the Etruscan cities.
Department of Design to Get New Paintings for Exhibition Season
American Federation of Arts Is Sending 45 Pictures
A selection from the 1927 Winter Exhibition of the National Academy of Design will be a special event in January, and the moment of Painting for this year, according to Prof. Albert Bloch, head of the department. This exhibition will be held under the auspices of the American Federation of Arts, and will reach the end of May. The picture should arrive about the end of the week, and will be public until about the middle of May.
In a statement issued from the de-
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Maurice Burchard exhibited a full month's exhibition, because this collection is in very great demand.
The annual National Academy show is regarded as the big art event of the year. It will be a special exhibition of the American National Academy of Design, which has been in existence for years and longer to the proportion of an "official" American tradition of design.
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"The collection which comes to the University this month consists of 35 pairsimilar, it is hoped that space may be sufficient for all of them," Albert Bloch said.
He went on to say, "An effort will be made to arrange that the gallery of the department of painting be leapt into the exhibition, so that all those who are unable to see the pictures during the week may have an opportunity to do so. Beyond this the ordinary visit from 6 to 5 on school days."
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