73 WEDNESDAY APRIL 18. 1928 PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editor in Chief William Griffith Associate editor Helen Tatum Assoc. Editor Jeffrey Snyder Sunday editor Larry Plumb Journalist Larry Plumb Sunshine magazine editor Patricia Carley Campus Editor J. Alan Munroe Night Editor V. Gene Wowers Night Editor V. Gene Wowers Alumni Editor Martin Lachie Vice President Vince Wowers Plain Text Editor Betty Forrest Calvin Lee Busting Ian Sheppard Dan Rinderke Richard Harkness Ladine Colle Michael Baker Walter Lovis Warren McKinney Business Star Advertising Manager R. M. Dale Aust. Advertising Marr. Hannon Pignam Advertising Marr. Howard V. Rose Foreign Advertising Marr. W. Berteming Telephone Business Office K, U. 46 News Room K, U. 72 Night Connection 9101K Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of History at the University of Kannan, from the Press of the Departure of Juridics, with an editorial mass matter Seabird. ment of Journalism. Entered an second-class mail matter September 10, 1918, at the帖件店 at Lawrences Akhman, under the act of March 3, 1870. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18. 1928 AIN'T POLITICS GRAND? Thank heaven that our student politicians, through the generous and proper education they receive while administering college student government, acquire the proper knowledge of "affairs" to carry on the weighty questions of our nation as future politicians in the next few years. If only Bill Thompson and his crew had been instructed in University of Kansas election methods we double-sincerely if affairs in Chicago would be in exactly the condition they are today. If Sinclair and Fall and the rest of the crowd had been skilled in the high principles of Black Mack or Pacachane, do you think those famous high officials would be in the disfavor they are today? We might speculate on how affairs would be conducted here tomorrow if the "thompson" duties were to be used. However, Bill would be fortunate in keeping things: "under cover" as it is possible to do when things are on such a small scale and when only a few people are interested or bored what goes on. Of course Bill would not be forced to use "pineapples," but neither would Bill do so in Chicago if it were not absolutely necessary to dispense with the lives of certain men. At Chicago money is it stake. Here at the University only a little honor would be at stake—for who really cared about winning an election in 24 hours anyway?—so we predict that bombs will never be used. If Bill were in school this week he would only investigate and try out such methods as trading votes. If Bill belonged to a fraternity he would probably find lots of opportunities to give votes to an opponent man in return for votes to his fraternity brother. Bill certainly would not pass up the chance of investigating a student directory and digging up the names of those students that have left school. He would get someone to cast their ballot or else do it himself. As a last resort the ballot box could be stuffed, or a phony count could be made. However, upright students will never resort to such tactics as this, but we non-politicians do get a big "kick" out of watching (in imagination) the votes being counted, and associate on how our votes could be maltreated. Students can be thankful that it is safe to place their trust in student politicians. Thank goodness that the future politicians are going to be upright citizens, due to the generous and proper education they receive while administering college student government at the University of Kansas. "Colorado Doesn't Instruct," says a headline. Does that mean that all Coloradoans are ignorant? --claw then. But we do not have such conflicts now. We have found a better way to settle private disputes. A modern Thanksgiving day to celebrate the overthrow of a tyrant has been scheduled in Chicago. The Chicago Church Federation is so overjoyed at the defeat of Thompson's candidates that it has advocated a holiday for the occasion. George III would turn green with envy if he could see how much better his arch enemy Bill is succeeding. WANTED—GOLD DIGGERS Several years ago, when the old beacon on McCook field were to be torn down to make way for the stadium which has taken its place, a holiday was declared, classes were invited to the site of the destruction and the students united in the work of teaching them down. The women of the University served meals to the workers, the slogan originally used by Captain John Smith of "no work, no rat" being the word of the day. This year the students on the campus are far worse than they have ever been before. Unless something is done to check their advance they will be much worse next year. Why cannot the same plan be used for their extermination? Upon turning in a certain quantity of dandelion plants a student might be supplied with a certificate which would entitle him to food, drink and which, if presented to his instructor at the next meeting of the class would serve as an excuse. The lack of a certificate would mean a cut for the student. A day's or a half day's work by four thousand students would practically clean the campus of its dandelion sourge. The little golden flowers may not look so bad now, but what will they look like when they have gone to seed? There is no hope for the worst. A group of Methodist Episcopal ministers in New York are going to ask for permission to smoke. Now we understand why the good preachers have had to mug around in the piles; like the little boy, in order to take a few good drags. NO PHOTOGRAPH NEEDED A pamphlet has come to the Kansas office from the American Civil Liberties Union which is armed at the alleged war against the bureaucracy miners. The Kansas unit, not condemn the Liberties Union for to attack arsenic sentiment for the strikes. Indeed, from all the information that has come to this office, the rights of American citizens in Colorado have been triumphed upon by armed force. In the pamphlet mentioned above, however, there is a photograph that should not be broadcast, even in defense of liberty. It is merely ravishing, showing the multitudinous of two miners who were wielded by state police. Such photographs would be severely criticized by the very ones who issued this pamphlet if they appeared in tabular papers. Yet they are used in a pamphlet that goes to intelligent persons all over the United States, asking aid for the miners. Such pictures do little good. They are easily faked, and really do more to make those who see them doubt the truth of the accompanying reasoning matter than they do to strengthen the claims set forth. Intelligent Americans do not need revealing photographs to arouse them to action. They will still respond to silence truth, well written, and presented with fairness to both sides. Colonel Lindbergh should be more considerate in the way he drops in unannounced upon towns and villages. The town really can't be expected to get out their reception committees in full dress with absolutely no notification, and also it takes a little time to get each city's medal of honor manufactured. The Training School for Jewish Social Work Several scholarships and fellowships ranging from $250 to $1500 are available for especially qualified students. The Training School for Jewish Social Work 210 W. 91st St, New York City Offers a fifteen months course of graduate study in Jewish Family Case Work, Child Care, Community Federations and Youth Centers, and Child Centers. The next school year begins July 9,1928 OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. IX Wednesday, April 18, 1928 No. 158 CHANGE OF CLASS SCHEDULE (FOURTH HOUSE) The fourth class on Thursday morning will be shortened ten minutes, doubling at 12:40 in order to allow for a short run for the day. LECTURE ON CONTEMPORARY LITERATURE: A lecture on contemporary literature for freshmen will be given in room 203 Foster Hall on Thursday, April 19 at 4:30. Miss Hoopes will speak on "Nicholas Vaxel Umbey and Carl Sandburg." SUNDAY, JANUARY 16TH - CRIMINAL EXAMINATION of the Committee ALICE WINSTON, Chairman of the Committee. QUILL CLUB: Quill Club will meet this evening in the rector room of central Administration for relding and initiation ceremonies. Oll members are to assemble at 8 p.m., newly indicted at 8:30. BERNARD BLOCIL MENTAL HYGIENE LECTURE; MARCH 28, 1974 Laura Harrison will continue his lectures on Mental Hygiene at the Child on Thursday morning, April 19, at 10:30 in the midtown of Manhattan. SCHOLARSHIPS AVAILABLE: Representatives of the Institute of Most Packing will be in room 112 west Administration building on Thursday to interview students who are interested in taking a course in this institute and who desire to obtain employment in the parking industry. Scholarships are available to desirable applicants. Make appointments for interviews in room 112 west Administration building. R. H. WHEELER Mr. E.J. W., Wilson, manager of the Standard Oil Company, Kansas City, Mo. will be here Thursday to interview seniors who are interested in obtaining positions in accounting and marketing work. Please make definite appointments in room 112 west Administration building. J. G. BLOCKER, Secretary Business Placement Bureau SENIORS: FOUND IN BLOCKER, Secretary Business Placement, Saratou. WOMEN'S GLEE CLUB; There will be rehearsal of the Woman's Gee Club on Thursday at 4:30 in Fraser hall. All women who did not go on the trip and expect to sing in the concert must be present at every rehearsal. BEETHA ALJEC, PERKINS, Business Manager KAPPA PHI: TROJAN_WOMEN; GLADYS BAKER, Publicity Chairman All members of Kappa Phi are requested to be at the Methodist Church on Thursday afternoon at 4:30 for initiation services. MAN WOMEN! There will be dress rehearsal for the play "Treshan Women" Sunday evening at 7:30. The play will be presented Monday evening, April 23 at 8:15 in central Administration auditorium. AGNES TAYLOR, Chairman. DEPARTMENT OF ENGLISH: DEPARTMENT OF ENGLISH The April meeting of the department of English will be held on Monday, April 12th from 10am to 2pm (29) Fraser hall. W. S. JOHNSON, Chairman of Department. AN GUTCROWN FUNCTION OF WAR It is easy to understand why the Daughters of the American Revolution placed on their recently published "black list" all those persons appearing on the list of speakers approved by the national council for the prevention of war. This council is against war and therefore the persons on its approved list are against war. And the D. A. R., would never have been at all if it had not been for a war. It can be said, it is true, that the United States would not have been, either, if there had not been a war. Granted. Also, there would not be on the earth today a race of humans, fairly hardy and promising to thrive for some time, and there not been in pre-historic times countless bloody battles to the death between individuals. It was the Law of tooth and The analogy applies to war. It is a thing that should be outlawed because our modern civilization has outgrown it. We surely are ready for something better. An international bridge authority says it isn't his favorite game because there is too much fassing with the partner. At honest confession may be good for the soul, but it probably won't aid this gentleman's standing with the ladies. "D. A. R. May Do Its Worst" read in a headline. According to some of the recent news dispatches we had the opinion that it had already done its worst. We see now that bigger and better things are in store for the fun loving public. --where Society Brand Clothes are sold Tennis Rackets Restrung Promptly and Well He felt so dressed up in his Bostonian Oxfords that he started to class as soon as he put 'em on! $7.50 and $10 --as Georgette Bumme would say of the late arrival at a social function, "the laxness of her dress and the ANDERS expiration are an injury." THE FAITH OF BUDDIES Scientific discoveries have beer made in recent years that have changed this old world wonderfully, but a new research has been made which will bring about more change than the world might be able to comprehend if the results of a recent operation, on a convict prove successful. Raymond Scott, formerly president of a minor car company and a leader in the American Legion is now at his home in Miami. Oklahoma recovering from an operation which removed a tumor from his brain. After he turned from business to crime and finally received a sentence of ten to twenty-one years in the penitentiary for robbery, his buddies who believed in him brought about a condition whereby Scott was taken to a Kansas City hospital and the operation was performed. He was a man who before, the war led the normal life of a invasiblal citizen, and after a brilliant record of service at the front, turned to crime for his business. What caused this change no one knew, but his friends who knew that he had served in the airborne corps for nearly two and a half years had been decorated with the Cross de Guerre believed in him. They knew that in the Chateau Thiey battle he was buried by a shell explosion and was left for death, only to dig himself up and reinjin his unit. The operation, if it has removed the pressure which caused the man to turn to the life of innocence, will be heralded as one of the outstanding discoveries of the day in the decrease of criminal tendencies. And if Raymond Scott is made a rice man, free from his evil spirit f criminality, he will be a man friend the love of his countrides who laid aid in the medical science of today in him. Tom Mit Altace, Church—Headline. Is that expected to come some of us to go too, or merely to make us believe that he is queer? --as Georgette Bumme would say of the late arrival at a social function, "the laxness of her dress and the ANDERS expiration are an injury." "Such Crust" SEE OUR — Window Display of Costume Jewelry More inside, come in and try them on. Inexpensive —yet very attractive. The College Jeweler has been uncovered. In his younger days Jack Armstrong was a pretty good fighter. In his later years he goes under the name of Rev. John W. Keyen, and Sunday evening he demonstrated that he could revert to the former cormoran when necessary. Two bandits attempted to hold up Father Keyen. The minister succeeded in sending one bandit to the ground with a good right smash, but it himself was fallen when the other bit him with a blackjack. It appears that even minorists at times have to defend themselves. "Al Sweeps Abad,"-headline, Can't you just picture Al in a little white cup and apron bodily sweeping off the path to the presidency? Giveaway up Two Cents - Headline: One more good justification for failure to buy a car. Some of the students are objecting to the amount of publicity being given the coming mock convention. They think it's too much! Wonder if any such objections will be heard concerning the press when the National Convention convenes? 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