PAGE TWO THURSDAY, APRIL 12, 1928 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS Editor-in-Chief William Grisham Associate Editor Helen Tatum Assoc. Editor Loreen Pavey Sunny Editor Leigh Pavin Staff Editor Gloria Ursula Unannuator Editor J. Alban Vuqua Manuscript Editor Martina Cochran Summarizer Editor V. Gene Bower Night Editor V. Gene Bower Alumni Editor Marlin Laughan Film Editor Betty Postwell Plain Taste Editor Betty Postwell Leo Bushing Kenny船boarder Don Rushall Michael Gannett Richard Hartwick Ladies' Cutter Miriam Kidridge Bob Mine Wayne Wagner Forrest Calvin Advertising Manager... R. M. Dahl Asst. Advertising Mrs... Harlan Furniss Asst. Advertising Mrs... Howard V. Rose Foreign Advertising Mrs... W. Robert W. Kruse Business Office K, 11. 00 News Room K, 11. 25 Night Connection 791K2 Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the Press of the Depart Retired as second-floor mailmaster September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence Kansas, under the set of March 3, 1978. THURSDAY APRIL, 12. 1928. WE HUMBLY PRAY The Church of Christ, a branch of the Mormon church, accepted as of divine origin a revelation commanding them to build a new church. The news report said: "The revelation specifies the construction shall begin in 1929, be completed in seven years, be faced with white stone and have an auditorium with seating capacity of 3,500." Wouldn't it be a fine thing if the state legislature have a divine revelation now and then? The Kansan wouldn't insist on specifications being included in the revelation, but if the ways and means committee of the legislature at the next session would only transmit a revelation to build a new journalism building to the parent body, the campus roundabout would certainly record with boomnas. Far be it from the Kansas to condone arrogance, but when reading further in the report it develops that the present church building was built after a smaller one was burned by a man who said that he had a command from the Lord to do so, strange longings fill our mind, and we are glad that our parents taught us the danger of playing with maize. Will the Quorum of Twelve of the Church of Christ kindly get in touch with the ways and means committee and inform them the manner of obtaining divine revelation to build, best early inhibitions be forgotten? In all reverence we ask it. The Ex-Kaiser has been rewarded by the Boorn town people. Evidently they have the same standard for awarding honors as America. At least the case of the Kaiser and Colonel Forces is somewhat similar. UN-AMERICAN Out here in Kansas we have su- spected it all along and now we know the. People of Illinois, and of Chicago, in particular, are un-American They have gone to the pools and voted in great numbers and that is un-American; they have repudiated the beneficent machine that has ruled them so well for the past seven years and that is un-American; they have turned against Big Bill Thompson, who is so bad ably defending Chicago from King George, and have rallied to the side of that foreign potentate, and that is the most unkindest un-American cut of all. Big Bill said he would resign if Crowe were beaten for nomination for state's attorney, and we can understand out here in Kansas how he feels. We are for you Bill; go on and resign, and show the waiting world what a noble soul you are. You stand on your principles, we all know that; since the people have turned un-American you can do no less than resign. We are sorry for you, Bill; but the great are often misunderstood. It has been said, Bill, that the voice of the people is the voice of God, but we just can't believe it; not when the people turn so un-American as to defeat God's own defender of America. "Six Flee Liberty Jail"-Now what is a "liberty" jail, if one must flee from it? DRIVE OR PARKING SPACE? Automobiles parked along the main campus drive at all hours are again making it the unsightly and crowded street that it was before the present no-parking rule was passed. Although a traffic officer is now on duty on the campus, he seems to serve no useful purpose. at an hour yesterday when there should have been no cars along Orcad avenue, if the traffic rules were obeyed, forty automobile were parked between Green hall and Marvin hall. Forty traffic violators wanted free in one afternoon. Tomorrow the total will probably be greater, and the next day greater, because non-enforcement always encourages further violations. The purpose of the no-parking rule was to clear the main campus drive of parked cars, and thus not only improve the appearance of the campus, but help to prevent accidents by driving drivers a close view of pedestrians crossing the drive and of approaching cars. The rule was considered a good one when passed and sentiment had not changed. Persons who break the rule are only careless and need a reminder that they have no right toark on the drive. Enforcement of the rule against arking on Oread would give visible evidence that the traffic officer on the amps is "on to his job." Mme. Schumann Heink has given her estate to Groesmont to her "boys." Don't just like nice people. They never give the other fellow a chance to catch up on returning flavors. They just keep so far ahead of their almost discouraging. LOST—ONE TOWN Once more, the spectre of unison doyment; but fortunately this time ob was waiting to care for the din. The office of mayor of Reehville Mo., has passed with the moving away of the village's last inhabitant. As a result the "reigned" mayor who has headed the city administration for the last 57 years is no longer a municipal officer. Many mayors have lost their jobs, suddenly defeat at the polls by recall. Here is an entirely new one. What is one to do when one's officiency moves away leaving the mayor as the only resident? TAXICABS AND TRAFFIC RULES A few hours observation will show that cars driven by students are not the only menaces on the University driveways. The taxis of the city have become some of the most consistent violators of the campus speed laws. Whether they are hurrying down Oread or shooting over the top of the hill at Fourteenth street, students dare guard for the safety of students riding at the intersections. It is quite true they sometimes sounds their horns, but a warning signal is no valid excuse for breaking the speed regulations. Whether they are hurrying to go a cab-load of fair young women in an early class, or whether they are coming in answer to a call, the heavy machines speed along in a manner that would make an emergency its impossible. Agile students reach it curbing with weak knees and white hair. Tonight Is Faculty Night Fresh Fish Spring Vegetables Appetizing Salads The New Cafeteria (Memorial Building) "Nothing is good enough but the Best" OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. IX Thursday, April 12, 1928 No. 154 Mr. Screazy, district superintendent of the S. S. Kresner Company, will be here Friday to interview seniors who are interested in retail merchandising. Please make appointments for interviews in room 112 west Administration building. J. C. BLOCKER, Secretary Business Placement Bureau --sees, and with a prayer for deliver- nee or their lips. EMPLOYMENT FOR GRADUATES; MERICAN INSTITUTE OF ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS: AMERICAN INSTITUTE OF ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS A regular meeting of the Kansas branch of the American Institute on Electrical Engineers will be held in the assembly room of Marvin hall at 7:30 hourly. R. M. ALSPAUG, Chairman Connected traffic such as occurs between doors does not deter them. Scarcely believing in a divine bestowal of right-of-way, they dodge in and out among other cars on the trench. Of course they are paid for giving ervice, but the tardiness of their face t_class would count but little when women wear the behave with the death watch. The Ida Register, via the Kansas Notes column of our metropolitan contemporary to the eastside, calls Billy Sunday for misconceiving Newcomb. The Rev. Mr. Sunday, township called the town "No-deoed," "creating the second syllable." Now, now! Why even us dumb collegians know "now" is two syllables It occurs in "neophrite," which we call piedges though we know the other word and it also occurs in "noterotic," which we are but wouldn't recognize the same of. SAVE THE DANDLONES! Halter and you about the campers are neat white signs bearing in clear black letters the words, "Follow the Walk Place." Without doubt they are in an enclosure to save the fast disappearing grass. For indeed the grass in its greene beauty is fast losing ground in its battle with the stubborn dandelion. The "Follow the Walk" sign, as the grass exists, might be changed to read, "Save the Dandelion: Phone." REJECTED It seems that the policy of those caring for the lawn has been to depend upon the virility of the grass to defeat the yellow headed little carriers. The idea has proven itself to be fallacious. Why not get out the digger and get to work? "Rejected," to short story writers, is generally accepted as meaning either that the editor was a narrow-minded judge of merit missing his one great opportunity or that the submitted story was too poorly done to sell. Now comes one of the clan of contributors with an explanation that rejections are either exceptionally fine stories or else they are absolutely impossible. The bigger the magazine and the larger the circulation the more the editor finds himself at the mercy of his advertising and circulation depart- Walter," an author's monthly forum. Because of this the author finds that the same editors do not dare use many of the strong stories submitted for publication. He attributed this to the fact that the race question or the moral code is involved, or that the story would tend to antagonize ad- Unfortunately as this may be, authors suffering from the chronic reflected habit can now rest assured, in their own minds, that their manuscripts were a little too strong for the editor. "Six Flee Liberty Jail." We have seen jails with a lot more than six fleas. AN APPRECIATION A true and liberal education, according to many experts, is a finely drawn appreciation of the arts. This art course, embraces music, literature, painting, drama, and the kindred subjects. Robert Calibwood, professor of dramatic art, loves the stage and realizes its importance in filling out a well-rounded life. He has, therefore, attempted in putting the best on the stages of Lawrence for the students and townpeople to see and now. Professor Calderwood has had much professional experience in almost every line on the modern stage. He is, therefore, well able to choose, direct, and act in the dramatic offerings. Professor Calderwood is completing his first year in charge of the department of dramatics. He is carrying on the work left by Prof. Allenrafton. "Sun-Up," recently presented by the Kansas Players, is ample proof of Professor Calderwood's attempt to bring Hill students in closer touch with real dramatic art. "Sun-Up" is also ample proof of Professor Calderwood's success. Attend the Kansas Defense Attend the Kansas Relays Are You a Doorway Dodger? Don't dodge every raindrop get an Ober Raincoat and never mind the weather! For Men or Misses $6 to $25 Kather Ruhe, pianist, and Paul Insen, violinist, gave a joint vendor concert in the University auditorium at night. Both players did credit- At the Concert By Charlotte Thompson --where Society Brand Clothes are sold 28. Bukhier's first number, "Andante con Variation," by Hayden, was in a winful air, but the condition of it was terrible. The second and last groups made up for this number, "Shepherd Forme's Dance" by Gardiner in the second group was an interesting air and was well performed. The third组 bers in the groove all "Wei-Wei" by Godwysde, "Troisieme Étude de Concert" by Sternberg, and "Quartiere Etude de Concert" by Sternberg. In her second group, "Noror," by Techkowichko, orchestral parts were played by Prof. H. C. Tayler, second piano, and by Lee S. Green, organ; might have been born more restrained, the organ had been more restrained. Mr. Hancen's first group was enjoyed more than his second group. The numbers were short and eliminative, but they also presented especially difficult with many double steps and opportunities for solo work. Other members in the group were "Gagnon," an age-typical player; "Gracie E. mipo" by Becch-Kreisler, and "Andante Cantabile" by Techniekowy-Anee. His second group "Concordia," a four-man trio playing, was almost too long. It tended to become tiredness. Miss Milfred Nedley who played his accompaniment Plain Tales From the Hill --a "single have leg." Questioned, how-up of people who are trying to get ever, she admitted that it eats an something to eat" * Wait, the comma after "eat" is before the asterisk. The asterisk is after the hyphen in "right". I should put them on the same line. Final check of the text: a "single have leg." Questioned, how-up of people who are trying to get ever, she admitted that it eats an something to eat" * Wait, looking at the image again, there is no space between the hyphen and the asterisk. It looks like they are on the same line. Let me look at the first line again. "a "single have leg." Questioned, how-up of people who are trying to get ever, she admitted that it eats an something to eat" Actually, it's just two lines of text. Line 1: a "single have leg." Questioned, how-up of people who are trying to get ever, she admitted that it eats an something to eat" Line 2: * Let's re-examine the second line. It's "right". The asterisk is after the hyphen. So it's right-right. Final check of the text: a "single have leg." Questioned, how-up of people who are trying to get ever, she admitted that it eats an something to eat" * "What makes a college man always give a woman a fraternity pin in the spring" "A college woman" "A college woman." A K, U, woman recently described the crowd at a dance in Kansas City as being "nice." She had danced all evening she said, without having seen It Is Easy to Own a Portable We can sell you the new Underwood, Royal and Remington portables as low as $300 without when these terms are so low. We'll be glad to explain them to you. Lawrence Typewriter Exchange 237 Mass. Phone 548 For most of us losing our charm does not mean losing out Phil Bate keys. There is a lot to be said for the man who thought he Sour Goul John was no fool he signed it "Epilepsies," then suddenly put it in the Plican Tales box. Frosh: "Huh?" Professor Blackmer says his Sociology class is like men on a checker board. The members of the class know anything he just moves them around. Cashier to lanky green freshman "I'm sorry, but you'll have to endorse this check." FROM: Hall Cashback: "Vale trotto on il!" Appropriate Season Verse by a Poem Media Cashier: "Yeh, write on it," and the enabler nearly failed when the check came back neatly labeled "To Laake from Mother." H! 'Oh!' the worm do bloo; The shirts are flying high. Look over me, the golden hair, Hell! 'Sometimes in my eye' Hell! "That new cub," grinned the printer's devil, "thinks a pi-line is made Voice at intramural wrestling match: "Fight it up! Show a little sneed!" Bloody worried fightter: "Aw, what do you want for nothing, a world series game?" Van the animal man now ambing across the campus this morning. Three not so bad looking girls were tripping along together. The "Sweet Girl" Graduate "Hey girls!" called Van, "Is you heevy?" will appreciate a wrist watch as a commencement "Of course we are," they giggled. "Vell, bright then," said Van, waving a hand to the girl dug out some of these," and he pointed to the fine stand of dandelions. Three Groups of Smart Spring Coats Reduced GROUP 1 Sports Coats, tailored styles in wool twedges, checks and novey coatings, from values $27.50 and $29.75, at $23.75 GROUP 2. Coat for dress, sports or travel, tailored from high class materials. Plain or with choice fur trim. $55.00 and $75.00, at $39.75 GROUP 3. Coats fashioned from K a s h a. Braneham and basket weaves. Plain but beautiful tailoring, silk scarf effects or summer lurs of finest quality. $6.50 and $6.95, at $49.75 Bullene's "Exclusive but not Expensive" The Only Party on the hill SATURDAY NIGHT APRIL 14 U KARNIVAL The Eighth Annual Robinson Gymnasium 7:30 P.M.