PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN TUESDAY, APRHz 10. 1928 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF NANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editor-in-Chief ... William Geithert Associate Editor ... Helen Tatum Associate Editor ... Robert Hardcover Sunday Edition ... Richard Hardcover Arthur Garell Omanis Editor ... Arthur Garell Omanis Editor ... Martha Couch Night Editor ... Maria Couch Night Editor ... V. Gene Iowers Alumni Editor ... Betty Swindell Alumni Editor ... Sylvan Wernor Plain Title Editor ... Kermit Other Board Members Current Calvin Lon Burbach Perry Hoffman Brian Munger Mike Edge Judge Plumley Alice Gee Dan Brennden Jack Stockmann John Mire Wade Warren Advertising Manager Robert Herbert Aust. Advertising Mgr. M. B. Mike Asst. Advertising Mgr. Wayne Adkins Foreign Advertising Mgr. Karl Shrimitz Business Start Programmer Business Office K, U, 61 News Room K, U, 22 Night Connection 270K Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism at the University of Pennsylvania, the front of the Department of Journalism. Entered as second尊敬 mail master September 17, 1979, at the post office at Laurier, Kansas, under the art of March 3, 1979. TUESDAY, APRIL 10, 1928 SPRING HOMECOMING The next project which the University and townpeople will be asked to put over in good style is the Spring Homecoming to be held April-20-12 in conjunction with the Kansas Rehals. A worthwhile program of events has been planned for the two days, with the major attraction being the Sixth Annual Kansas Rehals on Saturday afternoon. Mount Oread looks its best in the spring, but herefore there has been little to call the alumni back then. Now, with one of the major sport events of the country in our midst, we have simple reason to invite the graduates back. The chance to see more than a thousand of the county's best athletes representing 100 schools from 15 states is a privilege that the Relays afford the alumni and students. The Kansas Relays are not a money-making proposition. They have not been and can never be so. The expenses of putting on the carnival have each year amounted to several thousand dollars more than the gate receipts. As soon as a profit is realized on the Relays, the money is to be promoted back to pay the expenses of athletes participating. The completed stadium will aid in making a better meet for with the closed-in north end, the wind will have less effect on the time. The dressing rooms underneath the stadium are better equipped than ever before to handle a large number of athletes. "Wales Thrown, but Wins Race" declares a headline. This, we pose, is victory by a fall. SAMPLES When the private yacht of the detainer Mr. Candie, Jr., son of the Coca-Cola magnate, returned from pleasure trip to the Bermudas the other day, it was examined by customs officials, and 88 bottles of liquor were confiscated. The members of the party was not arrested, for the host explained that the bottles were "sampled" which the young ladies on the party were bringing home. Included in these "samples," according to the inventory made by the officials at the time, were a large jug of rum and a number of quart bottles of 'micelleaneous alcohol beverages. The news offers considerable cheer to the nation, especially to the inhabitants of the Middle West who are dry in sentiment. Gallon jugs and quart bottles may be "sampled" to our southern and eastern neighbors, but similar amounts of liquor in Kannas are a rarity. In this state a sample is just enough of the contents to convince the jury or the judge that said contents, if pursued further, would lead to surprising amounts and forms of activity. Then, too, the incident should give considerable encouragement to Americans as a whole. If 88 souvenirs of such variety and of such extensive proportions can be collected from foreign neighbors by a small party of private citizens from the United States, our future in diplomacy is safe. $500,000 Chinese have been released virtually to starvation," says the Kansas City Journal Post. Which is the first tangible effect of Occidental civilization on the Chinese. ANOTHER INSTITUTION GONE As we traveled home onward on the train in vacation we were reminded of another institution of youth that was quite complacent by its absence—the little asifabida bag. We are not disclosing our age, but we can remember when grandmother would not let us leave her house after a springtime visit without the little bag of an肪癜 warm around our neck to ward off no one exactly what. But anyway, she supposed it would take care of wet feet, wet hands and running shoes. Grandmother believed in them. But that was before the time when grandmother hobbed her hair, were short dirts. Time have changed. "Earth Quivers Again, the Journal World announces. The Third Chicago bomb, we suppose." A BIG DAY FOR CHICAGO Today is election day for Chicago. Election day in any large city means considerable but in Chicago it means a lot more. If one were to believe literally all the stories and rumors that are published about the Windy City, he might conclude that it will probably take as long to count the casualties tonight as it will to count the votes. Almost anything can happen on election day, particularly in a large city. Practices which the ordinary citizen would shudder at were planned for today in Chicago. Election lists were reported to be padded so extensively that 100,000 fraudulent votes may be cast. "Big Bill' Thompson has carefully shown the voters how the opposition is working in partnership with King George. The Mayor has also promised that if his crowd is defeated, he will resign. Doubtless that statement is supposed to cause all the beer-drinkers to flock to the polls in his defense. When the smoke clears tonight after the polls are closed we predict that the Thompson crowd will be on top; not because they have the best ticket, but because they were more fully organized, had the strongest means of persecution, and had the election lists padded a little thicker than their opposition. - * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * HRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY: The regular meeting of the Christian Science Society will be held this evening at 7:20 p. m. in room B, Myers hall. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. 1X Tuesday, April 10, 1988 No. 152 The Committee on the Thayer Museum Dedication will attend at the mu- seum Wednesday afternoon, April 11, at 4:30. COMMITTEE ON THAYER MUSEUM DEDICATION: Senior and graduate nurses are hereby invited to he praises of the University Women's Club at the Aquila tea on Thursday, April 12, from 5 to 8 a.m. TEA FOR SENIOR AND GRADUATE WOMEN: The Concordia Blade-Empire institute the custom of observing Hobo Day at the local high school, because so many of the town's business men are mutinants for students—Kansas City. Now we know why the faculty so strongly objects to Hobo day at the University of Kansas. JCTURE ON CONTEMPORARY LITERATURE; FLORENCE M. HODDER, Social Chairman PRESIDENTIAL DOPE A lecture in Contemporary Literature for freshmen will be given Thursday, April 12 at 10 a.m. in room 260 Prentice Hall. Mr. Robert will speak about the evolution of the novel. This week Illinois and Nebraska oilfill the big primaries. The this fight is beginning to loom higher and higher, and now with Senator Hilliage, the outcome of this primary will have a great hearing on his Kansas city environment. Finish the Memorial Building. ALICE WINSTON, Chairman of the Committee The past week amuse the potential presidential candidates seem to have belonged to Al Smith. The New York governor added 128 delegates to his string. Michigan, Maine and Wisconsin were the states which brought his total pledged votes to 188. On the Republican side of the fence, Howe raises a slight gain. His total now rams at 104 votes. Lowhen claims an even bundled vote and Senator Carlisle is rather a poor third with 23 votes proclaimed to him. The commerce secretary's backers remit this strategy as unsound and unwilling and are confident that their man can weather the storm. Heover's farm opposition is planning an intensive drive against him. Their plan is to try to make the East believe that Heover would be defended if maneuvered. 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