PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4, 1928 University Daily Kansan Office Student Diverse of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWYER, KANSAS Editor-in-Chief William Griffo Associate Editor Helen Tatton Associate Editor Jeffrey J. Bartlett Juniper Editor Richard Hardman Editorial Assistant Airline Circle Campus Editor New Editor Martha Cunningham New Editor Martha Cunningham Night Editor V. Gene Brown Night Editor V. Gene Brown Alumni Editor Marian Loughan Alumni Editor Bettie Levaranz Plain Tail Editor Karen Other Board Months Current Calvin Lee Bubbering Perry Hoffman Alan Mantle Jack Stoneberg Melroff Blidges Bob Mine Leroy Plumley Jimmy Furley Business Start Advertising Manager ... Robert Horne Ant. Advertising Manager ... Robert Horne Ant. Advertising Manager ... Warren Aylee Foreign Advertising Mer ... Paul Stirling Telephone Business Office K. U. 66 News Room K. U. 28 Night Connection 270K15 Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Chicago, on the Press of the Department of Journalism. Entered as second-deceased matter September 17, 1958, at the post office at Lawrence Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1977. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4, 1928 ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE Another form of gambling has developed on the Hill. Perverted students of journalism have been found standing at the front entrance of the journalism building wagering on the length of time which will be required for the next brick to crack in the gaping aperture which is slowly but surely traveling up the wall. Copies of the American Mercury have been at a premium since it has been found that they fit nicely into the crack, some having used them in the hope that they would lessen the strain and avert the next break until after the expiration of the wager, others having attempted to use them an wedges to hasten the break. A tour of inspection by several members of the Kansan editorial board revealed the fact that there are no less than fifteen cracks which involve breaks in the bricks or masonry. As this editorial was being written the chair of the writer slipped, jaring the building, and a large chank of plaster fell in his lap. The Good Book tells us "ask and ye shall receive." In all reverence we ask for some thought towards a new journalism building. It is perhaps fortunate that the windows rattle so loudly in the wind that dry lectures are sometimes drowned out, but unfortunately it also makes sleep impossible. WILL MORROW BE A CABI- NET MEMBER? A report comes out of Washington, D.C. to the effect that Frank B. Kellyd will resign as secretary of state within the next few months, because of ill health. In case of his resignation, political observers seem inclined to believe that President Coolidge will appointing the old Amherst classmate, Dwight W. Morrow, to the position. Mr. Morrow, before his appointment as ambassador to Mexico, was a partner in the firm of J. P. Morgan and company. The fact of his being a Wall Street banker resulted in considerable criticism of President Collidge, and it was thought by some that the Senate would fail to approve of his appointment. But Morrow received the ambassadorship to Mexico and has made a credible record in the short time he has been there. There is a great deal of honest doubt as to the wisdom of appointing another banker to the cabinet, but Morrow has made good in one of the hardest positions in the diplomatic service and seems to have the vision and practical ability to qualify him as Secretary of State. Announcements Invitations Programs Cards Dale Print Shop Phone 228 1027 Mass. THE YEAR AROUND FLOWER Cigarette stubs, spring flowers and fresh green grass go so well together! For those who are still expressing wishes of "more winter," the little white shapes lying about on the grass suggest the purity of snowflakes! The blending of the white with the gentle shading of the brown tobacco stain, the greenery of spring, all mixed with one or two old Old Gold, Chesterfield, or what have you, empty packages—the slight is one that would bring joy to the heart of any landscape artist. The young men of the University can hardly be expected to refrain from smoking about the entrances to the buildings, but when a half or a fourth of a cigarette must be thrown away in order for the smoker to get to class by the last half minute of the time allowed between hours, would it be asking too much for those remainder to be thrown into container? Outside the entrances to all University buildings, the grass is literally covered with these stubs. Our University is often judged by a first impression of some visitor to the campus. To note this display which greets all persons entering any University building would usually bring forth the question, "How do those students have time to consume so many cigarettes?" or "Would they throw these on their front lawn at home?" Surely there are those who have enough pride in our campus, reputed to be one of the most beautiful in the country, to protect it from the marks of the cigaret. Let's make "Clean Entrances to Our Buildings," our motto. Gertie, the gold-digger, says she approves of Henry's campaign for her affections as long as his slush fund holds out. A MINORITY REPORT Students of political science have demonstrated that minorities often win elections. Less than half the voters in the United States besithe themselves to go to the poll. Now it is true of the radical that he is an individual with a burning desire to see the panacea he toups put into terms of law, and so he uses his franchise every time. It can be taken for granted, therefore, that it is the easy-going, conservative citizen who does not bother to cast a ballot. With less than half the solid vote registered and the endemic fringe polling its full strength, minority candidates achieve a majority. This accounts for the presence in Washington today of a number of extremely noisy, and sometimes useful figures. THE HEN HAS A CHANGE OF HEART The Virginia biddy has turned "dry." This statement is true on DR. H. H. LEWIS Optometrist Practice limited to examination of eyes without dilating, and fitting of glasses 801 Mass. St. Phone 912 (Over Round Corner Drug Store) OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. 1X Wednesday, April 4, 1928 No. 131 Doctor Harrison will not give the lecture on Thursday on Mental My giene on account of the Easter vacation. R. H. WHEELER. LECTURE ON MEMBRANE INCUBIUM Sunday, at least, if we held the statement from Evanston, Ill., the national headquarters of the W. C. T. U. Members of the organization in Virginia, the majority of whom are farm women, have pledged the proceeds from the sale of Sunday eggs to the use of the W, C, T, U. Not long ago the lovely egg was one of the most prized possession of the booze murderer. With natural contents removed and an alcoholic substitute injected and scaled in with paraffin, it offered a sure way of penetrating the Federal enforcement lines without detection. Now, however, the egg has become a major weapon in law enforcement, and the egg erate occupies a favored position at the side of the driver of the enforcement vehicle. All the water waven need now is to be filled with milk. OMAHA HAT WORKS Shining Parlor 717 Mass. Tel. 255 We clean all kinds of hats, both Ladies' and Gent's'. We reblock and reshape any shape of hat; we charge the liner or the outer layers of a class else material used. Prices are no more than at other shops. Delivers after statistics and obscure facts that may or may not have a bearing on current matters come together with the ever startling reiteration that many famous men did not see coming. But out that Lindenberg was considered extremely poor in engineering, and that John Locke, Einstein, Sinelin Lewis, Eugene O'Neill and Booth Tarkington were "thunked" out of college. Without a college diploma he made their independent way to fame and to fame. 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