PAGE TWO SUNDAY, APRIL 4, 1928 University Daily Kansan Official Student, Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Brantley in Chief Associate Editor Sunday Editor Sunday Editor Campus Editor Campus Editor Sunday Magazine Editor Night Editor Almanac Editor Almanac Editor Plain Tail Editors William Grisham Baldwin Tatton Richard Hawkins Louise Shepard Marcia Cunningham V. G. Dovey Betty Peterson Betty Peterson Ethlyn Shaw THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Warren Filitts Kevin Nelson Matthew Moyer Lila Feldkell La Vernor Morte Kenneth Cipriani James Welch Advertising Manager...Robert Herman Ast. Advertising Mr...B. M. Kidd Ast. Advertising Mr...Wayne Ashby Foreign Advertising Mr...Karl Stallmind Business Office K. U. 65 News Room K. U. 25 Night Connection 279180 Entered as second-in-law master September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1917. Published in the afternoon, first time a week, and on Sunday morning. By videotape in the department of Journalism of the University of Wisconsin. First time in the department of Journalism. SUNDAY, APRIL 1, 1928 THE JURY INDUCED CYCLE A plea of insanity in murder cases may result in either of two things, or both. First, the twelve people that acquitted the necissed out of sympathy for the effect that the sentence would have on his aged godmother may expect an invasive vandelie offer to appear as a "menon jury" and be recorded the plausibility of the morbidly curious. Second, the accused after being adjudged insane may go to the psychopathic ward in some hospital stay there for a week or a month; be examined by three physicians to determine the degree of insanity, if any with the purpose of classification into simple cases of amnesia, mibily in sane, insane, very insane, and clear batty; be adjudged same, two examiners ying en and one nay, and eventually released to do as he had done prior to the little episode in his life. That course is open to him if he so desires. If he in sane, the natural thing for him to so is to repeat the deeds, daily observing the pit falls of experience. The conclusion that we must brevity ably draw is that juries are *o*thely venal and sebening institutions intern upon a vaville offer, or they are—oh well, they are. Thus reads the little story of George Romus, millionaire Cleveland boot logger, wife killer and attorney for his own defense advising himself very indictedly to plead insanity. It is said that woman was the first tutor of the soil. Perhaps she was preparing the field for the young man to sow his wild oats? A PIPE DREAM Because of the approaching Eau Claire vacation, the University authorities have decided that no school will be held the remainder of the week of April 8 because of there being a school on Monday, April 9. The authorities feel that a vacation on the first day of the week will place the students in a state of mind where they will be slightly unaccomplished, and it would be uneasy to meet in the regular classes before the following Monday. Well, April Fool! Don't make one of yourself by believing the above. You can believe what you see in the rest of the Kansan, but not this. GOOD NEWS The announcement of the athletic department that a new golf course is to be built on the south side of the Hill will please many students. Golf is one of the games that almost any one can play, and one that is of the most benefit to those who participate. Not as an exercise as most sports, it enables the student to take an hour or two off from his studies, in the open, in the most natural of exercises, walking, and at the same time not to the himself sufficiently to make study afterward ardous. The topography of the ground on the proposed location is such that it will lend itself readily to the construction of a sports course. But there is one danger which is readily fallen into in the construction of such a course. In the construction of public courses which are frequently crowded it has been found that short, one-hot shoots tend to bunch up the players and delay progress, since those on the tee must wait until the match ahead has halted before they drive off. Inasmuch as it frequently takes an much time to bole out as it does to play through the fairway, or more, this necessitates an exemperating delay. Undoubtedly it will be necessary to have some par-thread holes, but it is to be hoped that they will be held to a minimum. Whatever the limitations of the course, nevertheless, it will be a welcome and a beneficial addition to the recreational facilities of the campus. The town pastor who, by wearing overall when he delivers his Easter sermon, hopes to convince his congregation that a new suit for Easter is not essential, must inspire to the place of prominence in style dictation enjoyed by the Prince of Wales. Perhaps the town should be reminded that he is not very far from Chicago. THE CITY THAT WOULD BE FIRST Cleveland just will be modern, and in doing the city finds it necessary to bend to every little whim and find that comes along. In some cases, we have observed, Chicago has not patiently awaived the dictates of Fifth Avenue, the caliber of Pier or even the Prince of Wakes-oh no. She is a pioneer and will wear no man's collar. No, not even in an election. The latest little prank of this metro-politan rebel against convention is her quaint manner of conducting an eclectic Nierugauan, with her valiant little Saulius, will have nothing about which to lord it over the Second City, for special government agents in no small number will patrolled Chicago election day and will guard the ballot boxes, in much the same manner as that of the dead-dogs guarding the ballot boxes in Managua. We can not accuse Chicago of taking or being pressurised, either. The special government agents came to fill a definite mission made necessary by the unique campaign methods. Use of ammunal and other dangerous explosives, of machine guns and other forms of artillery, require instruction by government technical ox- TAXI Phone 711 Yellow Cab Co. Your Kodak Work— Deserves painstaking attention. Our service insures getting this feature, because Kodak finishing is not a "side-line" with us—but one of the principal phases of our photographic work. Films brought in at 8 or before 8 tonight—will be ready at 2 tomorrow. For best results use Agfa dependable in a 11 weather—all light conditions. Application photos — the kind that secure you the position you are looking for. D'AMBRA PHOTO SERVICE (Onnosite Court House) Phone 934 1115 Mass. There will be an all University convention at 10 o'clock, Tuesday, April 3, in the University Auditorium. Mr. George W. Russell will speak on the subject of data mining. ALL UNIVERSITY CONVOCATION: OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. IX Sunday, April 1, 1928 No. 148 ALL UNIVERSITY CONVOCATION: APPLICATIONS FOR SCHOLARSHIPS: Miss Gabon will receive applications for scholarships on Monday, West and Friday of this week at 11:20 in room 3A1F. Fully fill, by appointment, on Wednesday at 11:45 in room 3A1F. There will be a meeting of the Mathematics Club on Monday, April 2 at 4:30 in room 291 cart Administration building. Miss Bruiser will speak on "Non-Euclidean Geometry." Refreshments will be revealed by the "Trivia夜晚." LESLIE McKEENEY, President. MATHEMATICS CLUB: ETA SIGMA PHI: Eda Sigma PHI will hold pledge session at the Alpha Odeonen FL house in Tuesday, April 3, at 4:30p MILHRED HOMON, Foreverley. peris. This instruction is necessary whether the informal machine (good newspaper word) are used to win or kill values, or root a nub, or shame the enemy. So the Windy City may beset more. It has obtained pre-eminence in election methods in Americas. And X's will mark the spot where both body and bomb were found. What the Kansas Editors Say The only state institution located h. Arkansas City is Ben Hibbs, traveling columnist for The Traveler. This protest, printed in The Traveler, against Ben Hibbs, is therefore beau expected and deeply appreciated. Most of the daily Kansas handslots without state institutions are clamoring for further disintegration of the educational system. It takes a *n* broad-minded, progressive intelligence to see the danger of this policy. - - - the boys and girls in that quarter of the state have to go boy distance to college. It is interesting to note however, that Great Danish is much nearer to the state colleges in thays than Arkansas city is to the state institutions that Dodge City is about the same distance from Hays that Arkansas city is from Emporia; and that Garden City is only slightly larger. If distance from state institutions becomes an agreement, then south central Kansas will be at the clamoring edge west and north of here. Solitting Schools Says the Arkansas City Travelers. For several years, the Seventh district has been scraping militantly for a state school, but thus far, luckily, the efforts have been fruitless, largely because there has been too great a division of effort. Great Bend, Dodge City, Garden City are usually in the ring asking what to do with longing eyes around the tentative neck barrel. We use the term "huklyk" adversely. For, with all due respect to the energetic, progressive towns which have been asking for an institution, Kansas doesn't need any more state funds in order to pay money on the institution new in existence rather than to found any more schools. One of the chief plans of the Kansas towns asking for a state school is that If the door is once opened, Kansas could easily make the name mishap which Oklahoma has made. Our neighbor on the south has in addition to its university and its agricultural college, seven normals, two schools of mines, and numerous state-supported preparatory institutions. And as a result, it has so many doors into so many sheds that none of the institutions, except primes, the university, has developed into as strong a school as it should be. Karas already has five good state schools, with physical plants running into millions of dollars valuation. Those schools should be improved, and Karas is rebuilding these courses re-stated to meet changed conditions. There should be more building, more and better-paid faculty members, more research, more scholarship or data that complements the state or the world, but not more schools. But, after all, distance means length in the year of 1528. Transportation to and from college...even for the student from the far western part of the state, is but a small fraction of school costs. Bully for you, O Gentleman and Scholars of the Bellams. And anyone you want something we can get, just let us know. Hand in hand, Emporia and Arkansas City walk into the sunset. _Emporia Garrett_ THE SPIRIT OF SPRING is found on pearl finish mesh bags of many hues. ] THE SPIRIT OF SPRING --but the Best" DR. H. H. LEWIS Optometrist Practice limited to examination of eyes without dilating, and fitting of glasses. 801 Mass. St. Phone 912 (Over Round Corner Drug Store) Store) That should be appreciated when you return home for vacation. If you can bring something that will cause pleasure, your welcome will be that much warmer. An Easter Gift What more acceptable than a beautiful Easter Record! Our Contemporaries God So Loved the World. Make your choice from the following: Jesus Christ Is Risen Today, Trinity Choir. Hosanna. Selections From the Messiah. The Student Who Fails All Hail the Power Jesus Name. In the pursuit of extra-curricular activities there is often, a student who, through politics or personal interest, in deprived of the position for which he has been striving. Campus life, in which seems tenuously near to be had labored hour after hour in completing the duties assigned to progranary in the coveted position, now gains his efforts and benefits its applified honors on the favored applified. The praise and congratulations bestowed on the victor seem to him an indication that he is already committed to compereations offered by friends are thanks to his wounded pride. Usually, the student, misunderstanding sympathy for pity, withdraws entirely from campus life to re-attach his personal grievances to other students. But once in a while there is one that returns to be deprived of his right to participate in activities. He compares his injured pride and turns to other fellow students, though perhaps in a smaller measure, he may seek disclo Trinity Choir. Daily Nebraskan. He does not always achieve one of the "big" issues. He is not all awake considered by those about camaraderie and work; he is not afraid (and have reached the goals) for which they were striving think at his former fruitless efforts and say "You bad! He is a failure!" But he has not failed? Perhaps his involvement activity man who had attained prominence through the efforts of others. 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