AGE TWO
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
WEDNESDAY VARCHAR 28, 1998
University Daily Kansan
Official Student Paper of
THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
Lawrence, Kansas
Editor-in-Chief William Griffith
Associate Editor Helen Tatton
Editor Susan Foster Richard Hawkins
Sunday Editor Richard Hawkins
Campaign Editor Loisel Reepen
Campaign Editor Loisel Reepen
Margins Manual Martine Gunn
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Nubir Editor V. Guse Borsak
Nubir Editor V. Guse Borsak
Alumani Editor Betty Faulkinson
Plain Editor Betty Faulkinson
Plain Editor Emily Sharpney
Other Board Members
Business Staff
Lee Buckley
Larry Hearnman
Don Rioux
Alan Miner
Alan Miner
Jack Stankward
Emily Burke
Jon Sauerbeck
Dan Mine
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Larry Fletcher
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Published in the afternoon, five times a week and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Oklahoma from The Free of the Department of Journalism.
Entered as commendable mail matter September 17, 1906, at the office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1906.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28, 1928
VOTE FOR THE MAN
Within a month the annual men students elections to fill the 35 student governing offices will take place. Within a few weeks the two leading parties, Pachacane and Independent will begin announcing candidates for the respective offices.
Are you going to be interested?
If you are not an active member of some party, are you going to have enough energy and initiative, or be active enough to go to the polls and cast your vote? If so, in what kind of spirit.
Your spirit in these elections is some indication of the type of voter you will be in states and national elections. If you are not already voting it will only be a matter of a short time until you will be. You should care enough about these elections to cast your vote in favor of men of highest character and widest ability. If you are not personally acquainted with the candidates it will not take much effort to find 'out something about them. There will be considerable information circulated, and there are undoubtedly a number of friends of each candidate about the camps. Whatever the case, however, it is your duty, your obligation as a student of the University to vote for the man who will do the work connected with the office. Get acquainted with both parties, get acquainted with all candidates for office, draw your own conclusions, then vote on the basis of your own knowledge.
"THE BLOT ON THE MAP
"Rebels Bomb Senator's Home
Bandita Terrorizes American City or
Eve of Election."
A sure sign that spring is approach-
ing is P. Comon's prediction that the
temperature will be around freezing
tomorrow morning.
Such might be the newspaper head lines were other countries to adopt the attitude that Americans ink to ward Mexico and Central American countries.
We have adopted a self-eighty-
air airways outbreaks in these
countries that is hardly justified in light
of the conditions which exist in Chicago, the second largest city in this
country.
That such a condition should exist in this country is a national disgrace. Upon whose shoulders the blame is of little moment.
The question which confronts every American city and citizen, and Chicago in particular, is how this condition is to be stopped.
It seems impossible that Chicago cannot realize that its name is becoming a thing ofodium, of shame, to the country. Other cities are, of course, bad; but none has ever quite reached the organized terrorism of the windy city.
Something must be done. If Chicago cannot control their own affairs the nation must.
Why not take Senator Norris' suggestion that we bring the Marines home from Nicaragua and station them in Chicago, to guarantee a "fair election" to the downtrodden citizens of Chicago?
GETTING RID OF DANDE
LIONS
It is at this time of year, when all the brightness and dreaminess of the earth is being hidden under the young green of spring, that the evil as well as the good and beautiful appears.
One of the most prevalent of these evils is the small yellow hobbing bounds of the dandelion. Then the dandelion is all right in its place—the yellow is attractive and cheerful. And there is nothing really wrong about the dandelion. Except—that it takes up so damn much room.
The dog in the manager has nothing on the young dandelion in the front yard. For when this small plant gets started, there seems to be no stopping it. It spreads and spreads and spreads. There is no room for games.
So, while advice is given about studying hard for quizzes, and getting term paper started, a bit might be told as to how to get rid of the dandelion. Our campus is literally covered with them. Unless something is done pretty soon, we won't have any grass—it will be all dandelion week.
Such a condition must not be allowed to come to pass. Let all true sons of Kansas rally around and fight on罢 plant,
Why cannot we have a good old fashioned contest between the laws, and the engineers for the dandelion rigging championship?
The Kanana will sponsor a movement for each contest, and will do a best so get permission for the winners to hold a dairy chain parade as agricultural celebration of the purification of the campus.
All of our babyhood illustrations about we have pressure of water from a rainbow have been blasted as a result of the fire at Hawk last evening, one of the brave frenes actually laid one finger over the nozzle in order to make the water go a three set distance.
FOR THE STUDENTS'
BENEFIT
The completion of the Union building furnishes the students of the University an opportunity to do something for their own good such meld presents itself to a student body. The Union building is a student enterprise. If it is finished, no one will profit except the students; and if it is not finished the students will be the losers.
With the growing number of organizations being formed every year, fearful pleas and entreaties have been on forums in which to meet. Both Chancellor Lindley and Mr. Manchester have consistently had to refuse the use of rooms on the fourth floor of Winton library because there were too many requests. Odd rooms throughout the campus have been pressed into use.
The completion of the Union building will provide many of the meeting places so badly needed.
This, however, is but one feature of the project. Another of equal weight is the Union as a social center. The Memorial organization was organized separate from state control so that smoking could be permitted in the building, thus increasing its value as a social center.
Full appreciation of the Union build and its advantages can come only through use it. The refreshment service of the cateries makes it a
Seasonable Prices
Seasonable Foods
at
The New Cafeteria (Memorial Building)
"Nothing is good enough but the Rest."
A. S. Allen, sales manager of the National Biscuit Company at Kannan City, will talk at the School of Business on Wednesday evening at 7:30 at the Delta SIGma PI house, 1241 Linfina St. School of Business and prebusiness students are invited.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. IX
Wednesday, March 28, 1928
No. 145
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KAPPA PHL:
Kappa Phi will meet at the Methodist Church on Thursday evening, March 29 at 7:30 a.m.
HAROLD R. WINSOR, President
QUILL CLUB:
GLADYS BAKER, Publicity Chiefman
AERO CLUB:
Quill Club will meet Wednesday, evening at 8 o'clock in the rest room of central administration building.
The regular meeting of the Aero Club will be held tonight at 7:50. There will be a discussion of a trip to Topka for April 4th.
MENTAL HYGIENE LECTURE:
In spring the air is soft, the ground is warm, the sun invites the poorest body to relax in his warm rays. Joy, Lord, give us a holiday!
The K. U. debate team spread their hot air at Hassell last night. Immediately afterward the fire broke out.
desirable place to meet friends. The lounge room affords an ideal landing place for an hour between classes. Who students get nequainted with the added pleasure which the Union building gives to campus life, their support will be forth coming for its completion.
Dr. G, Leooned Hartworm will continue his lectures on Mental Hygiene Thursday morning, March 29, at 11:30 in the auditorium of the Administration building. Please note that Doctor Hartworm lectures at 10:55 every day except the last Friday of the month, on which day he lectures at 11:30.
BERNARD HLOCH
In spring, days become longer and longer end so do the rumbling talks of the profits, while youthful memory becomes shorter and shorter. In spring the untrained birds tend to the serious business of selecting their partner for the year, but youth must content itself with selecting cooler habits.
Will wonder never cease? "Yesterday two oil men in Tulsa became loved with their Oklahoma surroundings so they got into their airplanes and flow to Kansas City to attend a theater. Probably an angry wife was waiting at home, so they flow back and reached there in time for dinner.
DICK WILLS, Secretary
SPRING HOOEY
Spring is supposed to be the season of youth. But is it? 17. Frankly, no.
Spring is the season of sleep. While the plants are springing up, youthful hands are dropping on shoulders throughout the classrooms of the country. While highs are hurting open, youthful minds are closing through sheer eman.
Now is the time for all good editors to become poetic, to invoke the music to aid them in the grinding out of their annual rush about the beauties of spring.
RAYMOND H. WHEEELER
What the Kansas Editors Say
Smoking Dollars
One million dollars per year into the Kansas treasury, a tax which is not required by law, is extracted, should be put down to the credit of Harold McMingin of Coefley, author and chief officer of the new Kansas cigarette, law, and now
The old law was a farce. It was almost universally violated, and carried in its wake disapproved for growth. The law was later repealed after a year's trial, in eminently safe factories. According to reports of cigarette manufacturers, no more cigarettes are being smoked in Kansas than are used in the truck and horse-legged under the old system.
The principal difference is that the price to the consumer is cheapened, and that two cents per package goes to the state of Kansas. The cigar smokers do not feel the tax, as smoking is a luxury indulged in by boys and men who have loose change and to smoke.
So two millions of the dollars which annually go up to cigarette smoke in Kansas has been poured into the state's economy, and it has a "reason to be proud of himself."
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If anything is beautiful and new at the same time—
We have it.
Easter is only 10 days off—Dress up;
Plain Tales From the Hill
That Spring Feeling doesn't need to take a ridiculous turn - - - - if you feel the urge for color invest in a smart new Tyson Shirt with Tie to match! Shirts $2.50 to $5 Neckties $1 to $3.50
Plain Tales From the Hill
Pome of a Wicked Serum
Oh, Hall is Hell
I like it well—
I wish that I were there
Oh, did the hell,
on me?
Oh, cute, tibbarthearl
He: "Do you know old black Joe?"
She: "Yes."
He: "Well, what's he doing now?
Rip hold one: “Do you know that President Chesnack asked Lindbergh to have the propeller taken off the ‘Smitch of St. Louis’?”
Little hero-worshiper: "No, die
te?"
R. B. O.: "Sure; they were afraid of revolution."
Now there is the story about the student who was solving disconsolately on the library steps.
“What’s the matter with him?”
“Oh, your fellow—be's the senior that did not make Fbi be Kappa.”
Professor Blackmar was calling the cell. "Study," he called.
No answer.
"What's the matter with Shelly?" he asked.
A junior on the rear row mistaking it for the leading question in the old yell, muttered to himself "He's alright."
Sock's Em
Gets $100.00
Bill and Jack were typical college boys—always broke! To make their expenses, they had thought of everything from a stand to a near-bear factory—these plans never worked.
"Bill, we've got to sell something that is good and at bargain prices."
"Jack, I've beat you to it."
"The same wonderful idea struck me the other day when I was looking at a bale in my sock, so I wrote the Superwear Hostage North, Minneapolis, Mim, who cater to college men's furnishings, and who are the largest advertisers in the country selling men's hostery exclusively, and I commend耸 selling outfit FREE, and Jack, it's a knockout! Every color, fabric, and fancy style a fellow could want! 39 different styles, and six sizes. So get a lime of the snappiest men's silk robe undergarments—one and two piece suits."
"Jack, I'll have every fellow on the camps outfitted with a supply of spring and summer socks and underwear!"
"hack, send for it yourself,
there's room for several fellows
on this campus with 2500 men
buyers. Write them today for
their complete free selling out-
fit."
The question, "what do you know about Jim Reed?" was naked in a sociology class the other day.
The answer was, "He's all wet!"
They were walking in the moonlight. Suddenly she said, "oho, what? that thing on top of that building?" They looked down and looked in a wired, "a sky wrap."
In an English literature class, the professor was explaining meter in poetry, he added, "humble penitence sometimes has an extra sylphic at the end called a feminine ending." A small voice *from* the rear — — — — —
"Probably because it's the last word," the savant answered.
A small voice from the rear noted, "Why?"
History Professor: "Explain the Triangle Treaty."
Student: "It's the father, son and holy wheat."
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The following answers were received on quiz papers in English X classes.
Virgil is a contemporay of Homer, Alexander the Great and Dante. He leads a calendid command of English
Westminster Abbey is where all the
Carrons Englishmen are born.
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EARTH works the advent of spring. It is a season of lightness and beauty, of glamour and song.
Custom has decreed that one of the manifestations of joyousness shall be the Easter parade that informal, colorful procession of smartly dressed men and carefully groomed men.
Join the parade, happy in the thought that no detail of your apparel is open to criticism, from the chic millinery and silk topper to your modish WALK-OVER.
The Kansas Players Present
50c and 75c
"SUN-UP"
Lula Vollmer's Drama of Carolina Mountain Folk
BOWERSOCK THEATER, MONDAY, APRIL 2, 1928
Matinee, 3:00 sharp
Evening 8:30 sharp
Activity Tickets Will Admit
Seats at Green hall and
Round Corner Drug Store No.
1 Thursday, March 29, from 8:30
n. m. on.
-CHECK UP-
On that light weight suit. Also on your neckties and sweaters
Our cleansing process together with Valeteria pressing will make them look almost like new.
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