PAGE TWO THURSDAY MARCH 15 1928 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editor-in-Chief Hannon Pinnon Editor Oregon Editor Joseph Rescorla Editor Marylin Rescorla Editor Milton Rescorla Editor Smart Editor Leigh Harvey Editor Richard Hearman Editor Sunday Magazine Editor Martin Cross Editor Kochman Editor Martin Cochrane Editor Bart Potts Editor Telegraph Editor Lee Bohning Alissa Coughlin Richard Hoffman Sibra Vera Jones Debbie Koch Mark Schwartz Alan Minger Jack Hatcher Henry Hammond Emily Shipperson John Salmieri BUSINESS STATES Advertising Man. Robert Harrage Aest. Advertising Mar. R. M. Talmud Ast. Advertising Mar. Wayne Ashby Foreign Advertising Mar. Kurt Simprie PROFESSIONS Business Office K, U. 68 News Room K, U. 92 Night Connection 2001K5 Published in the afternoon, a week and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of New York from the Front of the Department of Journalism. Entered as second-class mailmaster September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kannan, under the act of March 3, 1957 THURSDAY, MARCH 15. 1928 BACK HOME AGAIN Lorene Jones, daughter of the spanking mother, Mrs. Charles Woodside, has come home. A few short days things were different. The mother had been sentenced to pay a fine of $100 for the "brutal" punishment she had inflicted upon her daughter. Refusing to pay, she way sentenced to serve time in the county jail. "I whipped a kid that needed it, and I'd do it again," was her paring remark to the crowd gathered before the jail door. She did not want to be given bond. Her desire was to serve the time pronounced by the court. How hard bearded was Lorente to her poor mother! She did not with reconciliation. She was afraid to go home, afraid that she would receive still greater punishment for the act of bringing her troubles before the officers of the law. She refuced even to discuss the matter with her mother. A week has passed. 'Time has been a great helper. The mistakes of temperament have been seen and reason is enthroned. The mother accepted plenty after all; she has been freed from the confines of the county work house on bond provided by her friends, and has pleased with her daughter to return home on her own terms, "I only want my little girl," she solicited. Suddenly the light of great understanding fell upon the troubled daughter also. All at once she came home "The girl stepped forward and knelt before her mother, 'Mother,' she cried, 'I want to come back to you.' Everything the two contenders claimed has been forgiven, Peace is to reign and peace is reigning. Which makes us remark in the words of Mushmouth of the comics, "Fevvins sake." "Lorenze will not return to the Wyndotte high school. She wants to forget the whole affair. Her mother said other arrangements would be made for her education." The question might now be asked by members of the fairer sex—do cosmetics make me beautiful, or only enhance my beauty? Evidently the members of the Hairdressers Association believe that cosmetics make beauty, because they are offering $5,000 to any girl who can prove herself absolutely beautiful without the aid of cosmetics. AN APPRECIATION Every now and then something happens in the undergraduate life of a student, even at the University of Kansas, that arouses his appreciative nature even more profoundly than he is wont to admit and much more than the exponents of the pseudo-sophisty among us would even consider possible. More than that. Some would even wish to express such an appreciation. Yesterday, when Lewis K. Browne visited the campus and spoke at convocation and again more informally to smaller groups, was one of those "rare" times when quite a few students were strongly attracted by a personage of note and, consequently, admitted a sincere appreciation for the man, his eccentric personality, his stories of experience, his witicisms. Even this at the University of Kansas. And even this concerning a convocation speaker. Mr. Brown has that quality of those qualities that are necessary to capture a student audience. He made an attractive presentation of a subject in a formal address. He was clearcut in his stand on any question. His chief appeal was his consistency cleverness in commenting on facts or situations and then finishing with a witty turn. He was just radical enough to challenge an average self-compete youth" and at the same time to shock a member of the faculty quite noticeably. Mr. Brown is not superficial in his treatment of his subjects whether they be concerned with religion or with room rent in New York. He maintains a modern viewpoint which is profound in its conception and of which we like to think as being nearly correct. Added to this, he is very human. These are just a few of the channels through which our visitor yesterday braved through the cumsuffling of our noxious indulgence. Congress through in May—head- line. If they keep on amusing each their at the present rate, there won't anyone left to be in solution that sing. A SPRING HOMECOMING A spitter homecoming is being planned at the time of the Kansas Relay, april 28. On the surface, this plan soka like a wellweather one. There are numerous interests in the fall to attract alumni back to Mount Oread. There are at least two major football games each year for which thousands of old students attend. The spring of the year has been singularly devoid of any such athletic activity that is considered important. The Kansas Rehays, however, give the University of Kansas as much favorable comment and advertisements as major football games. Over a thousand athletes from every section of the country are here. They go back to their schools and talk about the University of Kansas Rehys—how they were entertained—the hospitality of the crowd and of the hostility—the fast competition that was prescient—all of which gives the University prestige throughout the country. Metropolitan newspapers which give only a short paragraph to our most important football game of the year, give columns of news on the Kansas Relays. Thus, the alumni and some of the students have yet to be educated in realizing the importance of this major track carnival of the West. It is a significant fact that people who have once seen the Belays are heavy in their support. It is our job to sell the Spelc onecoming to the alumni. QUAINT HOLLYWOOD CUS TOMS There is a quaint custom among our movie stars. Its naivety is amusing, but its results are devastating to private reputations and journalistic ethics—such ethics as there are. In Hollywood a divorce means a new husband for the favorite screen star—and a crowded theater wherever her films are booked. It has been predicted that within the next few years there will be open bettings on the leaders in the divorce movement. ข้อมูล Grilled Halibut Clam Chowder Shrimp Salad Spring Vegetables And other seasonals foods For Friday New Cafeteria (Memorial Building) Nothing is good enough but the Best The Kappa Phi will hold its regular meeting at the home of Mrs. E, F. Price, 1232 Ohio street, this evening at 7:30. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. IX Thursday, March 15, 1928 No. 134 GLADYS BAKER, Publicity Chairman FRENCH PLAY: APPA PHI; The French Play will be given at 8 Friday evening, March 18. AMIDA STANTON, Director APPLICATIONS FOR SCHOLARSHIPS: Miss Galton will receive applications for scholarships next week on Mon, Wednesday and Friday at 11:50 in room 150 Frisner Hall or by appointment. E. GALLOO, Chairman The Council of the Kansas Alpha Chapter of Phi Beta Kappa will meet for the election of new members on Monday, the 19th at 4:30 p. m. in room 211. PHI BETA KAPPA; Working at getting divorces will be a major industry, and movie acting will retire into the Hollywood background. M. Coogan, Jackie's mother, is the latest beneficiary. She has been named as co-respondent in one of the current judicial attractions of the film colony, and the first pages of the leading metropolitan journals have already accumulated. Hillywood advertising men or press agents consider the divorce their greatest asset. It is always available and does not need stimulation or encouragement. It's a sort of overhead expense of the industry itself—an item that doesn't add a cost to the advertising budget. At present the institution of divorce proceedings is a sure way to stardom. You can't get anywhere by hitting the dog in Hollywood—you have to打在 line and take the cane musculation. To be different is fatal—you just can't be unusual and get publicity. TWO YEAR TERMS A proposal to elect a percentage of the members to the student council for a period of two years was made at the recent conference of Midwest student governing bodies held in Boulder. The idea can well be illustrated here at the University of Kansas. This year's student council has several members who have served previously. A look at the record of the present council as compared with the year's previous body will suffice to prove the worth of such an attempt. The former council was composed of men all new to the workings of that body and with little idea as to any program to be followed out. VETA LEAR, Secretary With the inauguration of a method of holding over at least a small percentage of the membership the good work started by one body could be carried on through the next year. It is only logical that when men who are unacquainted with the job before them—that of governing the student body—are faced with the task, then a certain amount of time is wanted in getting organized. It depends upon the earlier of the men as to whether it will take a short time or will take practically the whole year. Then too, it is often the case that the council members are all seniors than leaving the incoming council without even the hope of helpful advice from that quarter. With approximately 25 per cent of the members holding office for two years, then a program of real beneito-goodness legislation could be carried on from year to year. "OF WHICH KING ARE YOU A SERVANT?" When one thinks of kings, princes, palaces, the throne and all that goes with it he naturally thinks of the king of a king of such an age possessed. He thinks of such a king, with all these things at his disposal, as a man who is energetic, as one who conquers land, as one who like Richard the Lion-Hearted or Odysseus, went out to show his power, his influence and his prestige. But there are other kinds of kings, especially in this day and in this country of democracy and freedom. They are the kings that wield much influence over us individually; kings that have a grasp that we are sometimes not capable of escaping. They are our masters—we their servants. The interpretation of these modern kings has been given as follows: "The most powerful king on earth is Working; the laziest, the worst; the witest, Jo-king; the quietest, Thin-king; the thirstiest, Drin-king; the sleet, Win-king and the noisiest, Tul-king." Our lives are guided considerably by these few kings mentioned. We all want power. For some reason or other, every man wants to rule, whether it be over himself, his household or his community. Which of the kings mentioned are you following? Which has the dominant influence over you? Whatever your attitude toward the philosophy of the king, the servants of War-king are the most powerful—Are you one of his attendants? If you have to run home to keep warm after sunday it's a sure sign you need an Ober Topcoat. They're proof against cold and criticism $25 to $45 Plain Tales From the Hill Let Us Restring Your Tennis Racket Moonlight, ..., Buddling trees, ..., and nesting Snacking freshest, on all the hunt! Be. . . be on forever. We're gone. Plain Tales From the Hill Poitie wise crack from the Rhada mantli roset cock. "What is so rare as a well done steak?" Lead & Castile Br Heard at Corbin Hall Betty—"I've given up candy during Lent. Bee—"That's too bad. I've just brought you a box." Betty—"In that case I'll give up cigarettes instead." Feminine pulchricitate was under discussion. The boy from the College summited it up: "If they aren't all as good as he is, why should thephy major asseset." The aesthetic quale does bear a relation to the intelligence," he said. The engineer, too, put it in his own language: "The girl is directly on the敌身, the In illustrating the part that psychanalysis plays in our life today, Kabde told us the story of "ostetectuctus" talking in a saloanne lately. They were stenogrammers and we knew they were "ostetectuctus" before I said one, "My Gavell, Maddes, it's also a long time since I saw your vestise," I repeated. 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