7 MONDAY, MARCH 5, 1928 PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THIL UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editor-in-Chief Hannah Pigman Sunday Publisher Richard Hartmann Sunday Publisher Rachel Hartmann News Editor Mike Farrigan Cupom Editor Poppy Huffman Campaign Editor Poppy Huffman Sunny Magazine Editor Lainne Carter Sunny Magazine Editor Gene Brown Alumni Editor Wendy Wiley Leo Rohring Alice Chancellor Locust Report Marion Loughie Betty Meyer Jack Schickberger Allan Minger Jack Schickberger Corley Carnell William Clark Cherrie Ridgway Business Staff Advertising Marketer Advertising Manager, Advertising Mgr. Artist, Advertising Mgr. Foreign Advertising Artist, Stratium Telephones Business Office K, U, 68 News Room K, U, 25 Night Connection 270113 Published in the afternoon, five times a week and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of description of the University of Kansu, from the Press of the Department of Entered as second-class mailmaster September 17, 1905, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1907. MONDAY, MARCH 5, 1928 HAMLIN GARLAND To those who heard Hamlin Garland's address at convocation this morning came a renewed conception of the debt the young generation owes to those who prepared their way for them that they might have an easier and fuller life. Mr. Garland's development of the stages of progress in this country, of the westward beginn of the pioneer, made many wonder what course the future peregrinations of the race will take. He is a wonderful conception of the pioneer. It is one which people would profit by studying. It was a rare privilege to bear aearn convient with pioneer Ameriannaa no wa this distinguished author Hamlin Garland told the students, how the pioneers took their "axes, rifles, and young wives" into the wilderness. They may have been three utilitarian articles in those days, but it would take a brave man to combine the three now. SPORTSMANSHIP Once more has interpollegiate athletics failed to produce that high type of sportsmanship which its advocates claim for it. This time the failure occurred in track, the one sport which usually is devoid of trickery and roughness, Friday night Missouri defeated Kansas at the annual indoor duet meet in Kansas City. Usually the meet is cleanly run, but Friday night proved to be an exception. In one race, the 880 yard run, all four entries were disqualified. In the 440 dash, one Missouri would have been disqualified and had not left the track before the finish of the race. Only once before, according to available material, has a man been disqualified for fouling in the meet—some five or six years ago when Siwilley, a Missouri distance man, was disqualified for deliberate fouling. Kansasans who saw the meet Friday night regret that members of the University team were disqualified; it is not what Jayhawks like. Yet they cannot help but feel that their conduct was quite human. In the 440 Walton had crowded Woods off the track at the start and then so pocketed him that Hurley easily won. When Epstein started the same procedure by running the Kansas man, who had the “pole,” off the track, and Allegri used any position on the track which suited his fancy, it is not surprising that they used elbows indiscriminately. It is to be reretweet that the Kansas men were guilty of fouling. But in fairness to them it should be stated that their elbow work was purely in self defense. Successful Graduates The hundreds of successful graduates of the Lawrence Business College are the best evidence in the world of our effectiveness. LAWRENCE Business Collegi Lawrence, Kansas FAREWELL, O YE ATHLETES, FAREWELL! Withered are the laurel wreaths about the browns of our noble college athletics; the gold of the loving cups has turned to brass and the prize watches no longer keep Western Union time. The whole world of sports has been or is about to be revolutionized. A new form of athletics has been added to the already ample list and old heroes are about to tutter from their hard-worn thrones. Publishers Auxiliary in a recent issue carried an advertisement for "athletic" pharaoh in which football, baseball, basketball, track and diving were listed for sale. The possibilities of such an announcement are astounding. No more will our stunted heroes battle bravely on the gridiron; no longer will they struggle to reach the tape. All is about to change. Next year little creatures in airy, flowing gash will "garnish on the college green" in contexts farsweeping and all-inclusive. The "Dance of the Century" will be proclaimed throughout the nation and thousands will strive for honors at the Marathon. All-star teams will be selected; competition will be keen; and the entire sports world will be enthralled. football stars, your day is done Roll up your fighting tops and put them away in the cedar chest. A new day in sports has arrived and you are not included. Dancing is the newly crowned king of athletes. Farewell, oh, ye athletes; farewell! "What the country needs is a microphone for every farmer and an curtumpit for every member of congress," said a member of the house of Representatives the other day. At last a practical solution has been found to the farm problem. MISFEASANCE "I charge President Coaching with assistance in office," echoed Senior Read as with dramatically raised hand he stood before his Long Beach. Caitl', audience Thursday. The charge, we understand, came in rhythmically measured and meaningful syllables. Undoubtedly Senator Roe chose his terminology well. He did not say "nonsense" nor "nontense." That would have been too positive a language. Webster defines misuseance as "wrongful and injurious exercise of lawful authority." Malfassance, on the other hand, is defined as "official misconduct; illegal deed," and non-usefulness implies "the omission to do something that ought to have been done." Mr. Reed thus does not accuse the chief executive of failure to do, nor of illegal doing but of injurious exercise. Which, of course, is an entirely different matter and outside of the Espionage act of 1918 which is still o be found among the statutes. All of which leads us to the conclusion that the senator from Missouri, $i$ addition to being a decidedly outspoken and fearless character, knows is dictionary. It must be a keen disappointment to the United Team team playing for the Davis cup, to learn that the conqueror of big "Bil" Titlen, Ren LeCastte, will be unable to play competition tennis this year. Have you tried our lunch sandwiches, drinks and desserts? From 2:30 to 4:30 every day except Saturday. For Your Afternoon Lunch New Cafeteria (Memorial Building) Nothing is good enough but the Best The YP There will be a regular meeting of the Christian Science Society in room B, Myers hall, Tuesday evening, March 6, at 7:30. DAVIDP. (David) P. Davidp. 21111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. IX Monday, March 3, 1928 No. 125 SAM D. PARKER, President. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY; PEN AND SCROLL: PEN AND SHOULD: will be held in the room of central administration. Members will be held in the room of central administration. Members be asked to come promptly. DOROTHY KUERSTEINER, Secretary. EURIPIDES "TROJAN WOMEN!" There will be a meeting of the entire east of Euripides "Tropaeum Women" on Wednesday, March 7, at 3:30 p.m. in room 219 Friar Hall on Wednesday, March 1, at 9:30 a.m. in room 21421 at HILLIAN B. LAWLER. UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S CLUB: The University Women's Club will give its annual reception for the faculty in Robinson gymnasium on Friday evening, March 9, at 8:30. Individual invitations to hundreds of members are not being held. Dancing will follow the reception. Curt C. Koch is the committee are in charge of the event and the committee. FLORENCE M, HODDER, Social Clinician. --cally indifferent to political and governmental matters but when there is something that really interests them they are usually taking an active part. Campus Opinion Our Contemporaries Editor Daily Kansan I think the Union building should be finished by means of a tax or fee levied by the University, and issued in cash for entrance into the University. I do not believe a drive or campaign would be a success because the students often offer advice that comes to me required sum is not reached. I think a means should be devise, by which the money may be had immediately so that the Union building is ready to pay me time the students return to school next fall. If they are an up-to-date building, properly furnished, including a place to hold their dinners, they will have all the materials to pay the tax then now do—K, C. A Mock Convention $ ^{2} $ Four years ago, just prior to the presidential campaign, a mock convention was held in the Gymnasium at which the procedure of the real convention was gone through in order to allow students to allow how the big show is run. It seems to us that this thing should be repeated this year, . . . The two conventions are to be made quite friendly and sensitive to the variety and is doubtful if any of the students, or faculty members, will be able to sit in on any of the sessions. A third possibility is a thing was acknowledged four years ago. It is often said that students are The student body this year is at-most entirely different from that which witnessed the last mock convention. That is one reason for a The average student is shamefully important of such matters. That is another reason. The affair would have an effect to increase interest in the real conversation, but it could also be a big reason. Moreover the convention could be staged with abuse and insult. And last but not least the Republican convention at least will be intensely interesting this year because it was created by one of Ohio's favorite songs. One instructor suggested to us recently that stirwite be taken on the job, as we would like. I think that a mock convention would tend to show the same thing and at the same time be more instructive and more appealing to student interest. 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The University of Oklahoma debate team, with one decision and one loss in conference debater and one decision in non-conference debates, will have The board of registers of the University of California has announced that gifts with an approximate value of $12,000 have been presented to the university. Other donations have not been estimated. Their value has not been estimated. a good chance for the championship, according to E. C. Bryan, conch in debate at Oklahoma. Social activities have been suspended and all athletic contexts closed to spectators at Washington State Rent-A-Ford Co. 916 Mass. Phone 653 We Appreciate Your Business College due to an infant paralysis ban which went into effect Feb. 8. Thus far the extent of the discount is the single case which 'required' in death. Practice limited to examination of eyes without dilatating, and fitting of glasses. 801 Mass. St. Phone 912 (Over Round Corner Drug Store) DR. H. H. 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