PAGE TWO THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1928 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN University Daily Kansan Oficial Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editor-in-Chief Associate Editor Honorary Editor Honorary Editor Sunday Editor Editor in Chief Import Editor Export Editor Canada Magazine Editorial Manager Sunday Maximise Editor Sunday Magazine Editor Annual Editor Walt Trace Editor Townsend Magazine Journalist Forest Cain Helen Tatum Alice Gaskill Maggie Mackenzie Betty Porteilleau Jock Skibernberg Dokhardt Kamban William Clark Warren Felix Wayne Filton Advertising Manager... Robert Harper Antt. Advertising Mgr... Joseph Myler Antt. Advertising Mgr... Wayne Ayala Foreign Advertising Mgr... Earli Strimple Business Office K, I, 10, 5 News Room K, I, 10, 5 Night Connection 701K3 Published in the afternoon, for time a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Distance Education of the University of Florida, at the Press of the Department of Journalism. Enteretor as secondhand mail matter September 17, 1916, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the net of March 3, 1917. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1928 A THING BEGUN Delegates from all the organizations on the Hill met the other afternoon to discuss the completion of the Union building. The delegates were representative students. They were in favor of completion through student support. ' Opinions differed as to the means of raising the necessary money. A committee was authorized to study various plans and to report back which in their opinion was most expedient. The beginning has been made. WANTED—ONE NAME A picture of three students who are running for president, and are good friends appeared in the Sunday paper. Although we hate to seem passive, we do not expect to see the picture and caption next November. Isn't that a quint name—new Auditorium? Some day all the newness is bound to wear off. Will it still be the new Auditorium? Or will it become the Almost New Auditorium? It is even possible that some day it will be known as the Old Auditorium or even the Older Auditorium. We, with thousands of others, were at the dedicatory services of the intet campus addition. In vain we waited for the announcement of it same. We are still waiting. Perhaps the Jay James would allow the use of their red ballot boxes for a suitable contest. A season ticket to the concerts in the ___ Auditorium should prove a highly salable commodity. Won't some ingenious junior who is looking ahead to next fall's prospects take line out to snatch the flooring word. Mussolini says that Washington was the greatest American. If Washington was living today, would he return the compliment and class Mussolini as the greatest Italian? THE DOAN OWL HOOTS The first semester has passed into history! How rapidly we are approaching that momentous time of year when freshmen become sophomores, sophomores become juniors, seniors become seniors, and seniors become perfectly niceless to the world at large. The season of Lent bus begun. Services were held in various churches of the city last evening in commemoration of Ash Wednesday, the opening day of the season. Lent means many and various things. To some it means a more anniversary of an historical occasion; to others, weeks of fasting and self denial; and to still others, merely renewed consecration. The latter aspect was admirably expressed by a local minister recently when he said: "The church does not demand that you give up anything during Lent. The season is one of voluntary concentration upon spiritual things. We will give up certain things not because they are necessarily evil in themselves, but because they detract from our concentration when our minds are fixed on Jesus." LENT "A man who is a jackman before election day will bray every day thereafter," declared Jon Reed at Topека yesterday. Another Reedism, portent, entertaining and truthful. The Midwest Student Conference to be held at the University Feb. 25 and 25 is one well worth the time which will be given to it. THE MIDWEST CONFERENCE The sole purpose of the meeting is the promotion of education through discussion, and it has as its general topic "The Student and the Economic Order." Set speeches have been avoided as far as possible and the discussion plan is to be used instead. Every student should plan to attend some of the meetings of the conference. The debate Friday evening between Paul Hammard, field secretary for the League for Industrial Democracy and W. L. Huggins, judge of the former Kamen Court of Industrial Relations and later counsel for the League for Industrial Rights, will be especially interesting and earthly. 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The man he honour is not the boy of cherry tree fame nor the unsuccessful lover, but the man who led his country in a great war, who lived through the torrors of a winter's encounter at Valley Forge; the praying general, and the successful first executive of our nation. BERNARD BLOCH, Chancellor. TUDENT VOLUNTEERS; Quill Club will hold a special meeting this evening at 8 in the rest room of central Administration building. QUILL CLUB: Mr. Kendall, traveling secretary for the Student Volunteer Movement, will talk at a cafeteria luncheon, Saturday, Feb. 25, at 12:30. All interested are invited to come. KATHERINE SUTTON, Secretary. And what an adventure it was to peel one of them! No flaminate and few animate things have the personality of an union. The crinkly, dingy cover, perhaps a little dirt, used to come off easily; then we had a little trouble getting the second layer off We can remember the bushel basket full of big white onions that used to sit inside the cellar door, a little to the left. Sweet and bulbous they were, reddent with joy and youth. What a feast we used to have with a big onion and a big slice of homemade bread with butter. Of course a little salt always helped—but it was not essential. There will be a meeting of the department of English on Monday, Feb. 7, at 4:30 p.m. in room 205 Fraser hall. W. S. JOHNSON, Chairman. [NGLISH DEPARTMENT] The regular meeting of the Snow Zoology Club will be held Thursday, Feb. 23, at 5:30 p.m. in room 301 snow hall. The speaker of the evening will be Prof. W. C. Stevens of the botany department. There will also be an election of new members. Lists of candidates may be turned in to Meredith Olinger, chairman of the membership committee, any time before he be meeting. L. V. COMPTON, President. SNOW ZOOLOGY CLUB; We try to be broadminded, but we can't understand why any one should wish to turn against our of best childhood friends. To his memory we commemorate February 22 as a national holiday. without using a knife. If we were not rushed for time we liked to take off also the third layer and let our roses reeve in the most heavenly of ONIONS AND US The Kenyan maintains that it is a reasonable jumper plodding along, doing the best it can, but when we heard that Jack Harrison of the Climate Tribune had refused to make war on the union, we immediately bought a great white Bermuda, wrapped it in a copy of the Kenyan and sent it by air mail to Harrison as a pledge of our support. earthly seems. Each pailing revealed a new and fascinating characteristic. So we feel that our ideals are a strike; we have made our pledge, and if worse should come to the worst we say with the modern poet: "Give me not Immortality (Mere spiritual consecutiveness) Let me be Orion?" Let OFFICIAL TASTERS By an overwhelming vote, the house refused to prohibit the adulteration of industrial alcohol with poisonous drugs, and so with the upraising of a hand (so to speak) created throughout this broad land a new position—that of "official master." The defense must have been engineered by an efficient expert, for it is a feat to put on the market a product that can be sold at a minimum of overhead expense and at the same time increase many times the expenses of competitors. But that was accomplished. The government frankly acknowledged its product to be-poison, but every bottle of "pre-war" stuff sold by the government's competitors is supposed to be fit to drink. But how is the buver to know whether it is? Either he will have to buy it at his own risk, or else he will have to see it tested. And here is where the new position comes in. Every bootlegger will have to an official tacitter—or perhaps a corps of them for cases of emergency. All of this means added overhead and increased urges. Yes sir! One has to hand it to the government. "Shoos Away a Dirigible," says a headline. Isn't that attaching rather high game? The prices, $27.50 to $65.00 The Dance Frock of Today or rather night must be Basque as to waist. And Boufant as to skirt. In delicate shades and shadings are most effective. Our fitting rooms at your disposal. With all the charm of youth— Taffeta, Chiffon and Tulle. If the device proves a urease, semiflames and ringing bells at railroad crossings will sown be rephased by "iron policemen." When the train bits a certain spot this "policeman" automatically throws his hoses us and down until the train hits another spot on the other side which stops the (1...) motor included in the iron figures. Two bright eyes and illuminated feet make it impossible for the motor-let to miss it. At the risk of playing politics we will state that we feel that the person who fed the cheers Saturday evening has the muking of an A-number one cheerleader in him. Times may change, but hot biscuits tinkle the palate forever. At a Democratic county convention in Missouri a bent argument developed upon the question whether Mr. Kincaid or Mrs. Kincaid should be sent as a delegate to the state convention. The deadlock continued until Mrs. Kincaid threatened that she would bake no more biscuits for her husband if he was chosen. More man yielded. A contribution box invented recently is so contrived that a bell rings whenever a penny is dropped into it. All other coins fall on a felt cushion. Now the next thing we are wishing for is a device which will deal similarly with the penny language of the average conversationist. K, S, A, C. announces its first we man graduate from the school o architecture. Now let's have k. U. woman be the first in the stu to win her degree in acro- matics. Why Pay Twenty Cents for Oatmeal? when 20c will buy fruit, oatmeal, toast and coffee, a complete breakfast at The New Cafeteria (Memorial Building) Nothing is good enough but the Best What Could Be Better Than a smooth, easy writing Parker or Sheaffer pen We have a line of Desk Sets that is exquisite Rankin's Drug Store Phone 678 Handy for Students . 11th 8 Mass. He Calls it His Cabriolet because it's an all weather top! A Nottingham Topcoat for spring wear $35 Others $25 and up NO Opening Spring Party The JUNIOR PROM Music by Kearney-Fredricks Mar. 2-F.A.U. I O'clock Party Watch for Further Announcements