PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 1928 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editor-in-Chief Lee Dinh Kim Associate Editor Bernard Hoppen Associate Editor Berlin Hoppen Sport Editor Loren Parker Cumhurian Gunahin Milfred Fidler Burgess Biographer Biographer Biographer Biographer Ladius Cullen Finder Finder Jonathan Bradley Plain Tish Editor Gorttevid Suntury Helen Tatum Paul Pierce Clifford Cost Clifford Cost Alice Gaskill hird nermer Bobie Miller Paul Pierce Jack Hudsonberg Alice Gaskill Advertising Manager... Robert Hornsby Aust. Advertising Mar.. Joey Meyer Aust. Advertising Mar... Wayne Ashle Foreign Advertising Mar... Earl Stirnle Business Office K. U, 65 News Room K. U, 25 Night Connection 270183 Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Administration of the University of Georgia, in The Press of the Department of Journalism. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 1928 Fanned out in a carveded mail mall matter. September 17, 1916, at the post office at lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1927 THE FIRST STEP The social fraternities have endorsed the resolution drawn up on Sunday by their representatives to the Inter-fraternity council. This would seem to indicate that Hell week is well on its way toward abolition. Prospects for the future look good. A consciousness of the evils of the system has been awakened and the representative groups are facing the problem in a spirit of detachment and sincerity. They are to be congruated on this. It would, perhaps, be asking too much to ask students to assume the attitude of those older and wiser and to do away with all the pranks of youth, for they are young but once. Nevertheless, there may be eliminated those phases of student activity which unfavorably affect those outside of the student group or which may at some time endanger the lives of the student. If night pre-initiation activities are once confined to the respective fraternity premises, the Hell week problem will be far along in the way of solution. Theodore Roosevelt: To play the game, rather than to win, is the aim. — Take his great game, if it is played square, with a look in for the underdog, there must come to one a degree of satisfaction. AN AMERICAN TRAGED' New York policemen recently caught a add stole by swinging lariats from taxicabs. This sounds to us like a publicity stunt to lure the innocent cowhops to the big city. AN AMERICAN TRAUGHT Perhaps among all nations America stands last in wealth of tradition. Under the pitiless exposure of modern truth-seekers many of her most famous and well-beloved historical events have proved to be only plausible falsehoods, handed down year after year until they have been accepted as truth. It is sad to learn that the Declaration of Independence was not signed on the fourth of July, that George Washington drank and smoked and sware, and that he himself did not write his famous farewell address, but it is well nigh heartbreaking to give up the cherry tree story. Something about the picture of George admitting his guilt before an angry parent has stood in mind as a scene of virtue incarnate. It was essentially human. It placed him on a plane of mobility that any schoolboy appreciated, and it didn't make him out a sissy doing it. As an object lesson it was unequalled. The truth is a fine thing, as is illustrated by the story, but it is sometimes an inadequate substitute for the tradition it cuts down. A suggested subject for the appendix of Emily Post's 1920 edition. The art of the second date. FOUNTAIN POLISHERS In the days of yore, before man was civilized, drinking fountains were supplied by nature in the form of babbling brooks, cascades of shimmering waters and even quiet woodland streams. This is a different age, however. It is, supposedly, a civilized world in which we live. We proudly actuate an advanced civilization, a complex life. Improved means of sanitation and prevention of disease are fruit of the age and we read and understand our advertisements. No longer do we quench our thirst from silver crenacles or from mur muring waters or find our way b woods through which streams are purified one to have sun. Our mean of sipping parched trees between classes comes from the modern drink ingition, clear and chemica water, sometimes cool and sometime otherwise. But our desire for the conveniences in diminished at times and our confidence in our advanced age vanishes when we find that even our modern quinches-polemen, are being defiled "Pountain polishers," the guilty one may be called, for they apparently have taken upon themselves the performance of a solen duty. Instead of letting the royal fluid pump to their lips in a jet, they come in search of it and it in its flow from the pipe by prominently resting their lips on the very vapour-head. The principle of the thing is admirable, but the result is its opposite. College students with the mind of the advanced age but with the thoughtlessness of the primitive! Must everything be learned from textbooks or can good common sense have just a little show in guiding our everyday actions? The dean of women at Marshall College says that 25-cent meals which satisfy any possible. In West Virginia, perhaps, Miss Econment, but not at Kansas. "Klump - Klump - Klump!" We woke the merry hood-draggers brindle." Such ought to be the college anthem of a great number of students who make their boardy rounds of the study rooms in Watson. THE NONCHALANT HEEL- DRAGGERS If the writer of the "collegiate" rubber heel advertisements which have been appearing in the Kansas wore to sit for one evening in Watson library, he would have more than enough idea for arguments as to why students should wear rubber heels. The height of youthful egotism and student thoughtlessness is combined when two prize buckles lie, dragging their steel-capped leather hatch. Behind the fact that such a promiscuity is exceedingly bad taste it is most annoying to the students who have gone to the library to study to be rudely brought back to their surroundings by the keer-thump, keer-thump, of a couple stooling down the aisle. We are not objecting to students being "collegiate," but the affectation should be left behind when the doors of the library are entered. Being the beels in, but leave the drag where it may be found when leaving the library. Eddie Canton, black-face comedian, is coming to realize that the way of the professional joker is indeed a hard one. Now that he has so firmly established a reputation for being funny not even Zeig Fleiz believed him sincere when he says that he cannot act because of pleurisy. It has been said that all the University needs now is a boardwall; to become a modern Atlantic City. THE COMEDIAN MUST ENTERTAIN This is the greatest tragedy of being comic. The humorist or comedian must be an amusing even when he does not feel so inclined at all. Mr. Ziegfeld has asked the Actors' Equity Association to order Cantor back to work. Poor deluded Mr. Cantor, who does not know that he has joked so much that Ziegfeld feeds he is carrying his play-acting into his private life! When an individual has acquired a reputation for the comic to the extent that Cantor has, he finds he cannot throw off the character of the humorist or the clown and appear as a serious minded person on any subject. His, no manager and his public will not let him give a worthwhile view, appear to have any intelligence, or Rehearsal of the Men's Glee Club will be held this evening at 7:30, a which time new music will be taken up. **T. A. LAREMORE, Director** OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. IX Wednesday, February 15, 1928 No. 110 - ************************************************************************** MEN'S CLERE CLUB: There will be a special meeting of the Composition Club this evening at 7:15. *PHILIP C. VELU, Secretary.* COSMOPOLITAN CLUB; Quill Club will meet this evening at 8 in the rest room of central AD administration building. BERNARD BLOCH, Chancellor. QUILL CLUB: BOTANY CLUB: The Betty Club will meet this evening at 7:30 at 1121 Louisiana Street. The subject to be discussed is "Plant Pathology." ROGER WINTERS, Vice President. There will be a meeting Thursday at 3:30 in the auditorium of Marvin hall to discuss plans for the organisation of an Arie Club. All prizes inter- esting WOMEN'S PAN-HELLENIC: There will be a called meeting of the Women's Pan-Hellenic Council at the Alba Delta Fi house Thursday at 4:30. AERO CLUB: ETA SIGMA PHI: KATHE DOCKHORN, President. There will be a meeting and Valentine program of Eta Sigma Phi it room 206 Franse hall, Thursday at 7:30. POLITICAL SCIENCE CLUB: There will be a meeting of the Political Science Club Thursday evening at 7:20 in room 197. west Administration building. MILDRED HAMMON, Secretary. De. G. Leonard Harting will continue his lectures on Mental Hypsychia Thursday morning at 10:30 to the audiobook workshop 'Raymond H. Wheelfer'. RAYMOND H. WHELFER. LECTURE ON MENTAL HYGIENE; AL KURANER, President. MEETING OF FRATERNITY PRESIDENTS: Dr. G. Leonard Harrison will hold a special meeting for the president of the different fraternities on Thursday at 10:30 AM at BAY SUMMIT R. WHEELER MECANICAL AND INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING There will be an important meeting tonight of the Mechanical and Industrial Engineers in room 210 Marvin厅 at 7:39. Election of officers will be held. P. A. JOHNSON, President. Visual education is a subject which is becoming increasingly important as new theories of education are advanced. No idea of supplining it to the academic type of education is even considered, but its value as a All members of the fencing club are requested to be at the regular meeting of the club Thursday. Important business will be discussed. KAPPA PHI: MECHANICAL AND INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERS CARTOONS There will be a Kappa Pi meeting at the home of Mrs. Edwin Price 1223 Ohio street, on Thursday evening, at 7:30. HOUK AND GREEN CLOTHING LEG even permit him to enjoy the pleasure when he chooses. New Spring The comedian must go on lightening the world for others as long as he lives. LJTTLE WHITE GRANULES BERNICE PALENSKE, Publicity Manager. HARRY 3 A short time ago a man was apprehended in Kansas City giving away packages of cigarettes as an advertisement. Suspicion was aroused because of the fact that the manufacturer of that certain cigarette did not advertising in that manner. The man was arrested on suspicion, and examination of his wares followed. The cigarettes were slit open and many little white granules poured out in mixture with the tobacco. Analysis proved them to be grains of opium. After starting the habit by giving the dope away, the man planned to sell more to those who became addicted. Modern society has discovered that such traffic must cause for the safety of the world. In furtherness of this an organization known as the World Conference on Narcotic Education has been organized. The last week in February of each year has been set aside as Narcotic Education Week. This year will see the second observance of it. If such an organization was ever vitally needed, and deserving of whole hearted support, this one is. Suits $23.00 one which can contain n great deal of equipment is possible being accepted. supplement is rousing, being accepted. One of the most popular forms, and merit, is the cartoon. Its widespread use is becoming more than apparent and there are excellent reasons as to why that should be so. The clever cartoonist finds it possible to express an idea with a very few words and a minimum of drawing. Not only do such cartoons deliver a certain point, but they allow the reader to extract a certain amount of humor from them. Another element in favor of the cartoon of today is the fact that time is at a premium and there are many who find time only for headlines and captions which catch the eye. Cartoons stand out and give a brief and concise story and meet the demand of the hurried. Chapel seating arrangements in Coe College have been changed for the second semester so that the men and women will be seated together on different sides of the main aisle. This plan was employed that year, but in 2018 the voting was changed back to the old Quaker system. Cartooning is an art and a vital and important part of the day's news. To read them is to gain enjoyment and an understanding of a subject as it appears to one side of the issue A pledge to abstain from smoking, the use of illicit liquoring, objectionable language, destruction of property, and general倡導禁忌 concludes from all common living in doritories at the University of North Dakota. Send the Daily Kansan home. The annual style show held at Stephanie College opened with the history of dress. Each girl representing a family of dresses wrote a book of the passage, "The History of Dress." VALENTINES A system has been devised by the University of Nebraska whereby every man in the university has an opportunity to play in some nitra athletic event, Tel. 288. A. G. Alrich 736 Mass. St. In answer to last night's conspiracy opinion by F, T, I would like to take issue with several points of the article. Thursday Night Campus Opinion Faculty Night Special food Hot biscuits Music Editor Daily Kansas; In the first place, the Gods of the Mystical Arts must have given on their own that the Puff Paunt Prom would find unwaiting them something more than the water in the swimming pool and those who planned the Prom and those who attended it did not have time to work with them. The few less who attended the party. is The New Cafeteria (Memorial Building) Nothing is good enough but the best. The whole idea of attempting to "teach" another's party is considered unethical. Picture, if you will, memorials for the party who left out invitation, the party of another Greek letter organization. It would seem probable that they might suffer worse punishment than the chilly Robinson gymnasium could offer. It is a childish thing to attempt to force one's self into the presence of those who do not want that person's presence. The same can be said when someone caught were not pledges of some favority on their Hell Week activities, or in any other case. An excursion for these seeking the way and light of the mystical order, another Oing. The rumored fact that Mr. Oing was actually a priest out the entire evening at each of the recent Prems is nothing for which the so-called sterner sex might put a damper on the romance of her hand, it is direct evidence of the effectiveness of some men. To be able to dress as a woman without being detected in a group of women is an art, and the only way to avoid it is one's self for an entire evening, is ample reason for the belief that at least two men on the campus are offenders. The most important must admit that there are a sufficient number of "those on the vege" to utter serious doubting as to the contrary, and an applied jewel, "The Stronger Sex." I might also add that is the wearer of the ridiculous small and multifaced shoes would have the feet adjusted in proportion to his womanhood, he might not have had to suffer from such a situation, but it would pool. It as happen that most women buy shoes that qt the foot. The fact that that same鞋子 does not fit a person who has a foot several inches larger than the one for which the shoe was designed, would be for which to condeenb women as in, as does F, T—H, T. 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