PAGE TWO SUNDAY, JANUARY 15, 1928 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editor in Chief Associate Editor Sunday Editor Short Editor Bernie Palumbo Larry Plumley William Johnson William Norrisight William Holmgren Home Miller Milford Kubel Milford Kubel Leroy Plimley Dee Akam Dee Akam Marlin Kittel Savannah Vernon Stanley Packard Herbert Schwert Margaret Killnerborn Curry Edward Dylan Rydman Gary Sutra William Dean Watson Kenneth Causen Achar Clueiren Carlherin Clark Stanley Packard Virgil Ensign Duolinx business staff Advertising Manager. Lauelle Reppert Aust. Advertising Mgr. William Clark Aust. Advertising Mgr. R. W. Hewett Business Office K, U. 15 News Room K, U. 27 Night Connection 2701KS Pulished in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by the department of Journalism of the University Press of Chicago, by the Press of the Department of Journalism. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1857. SUNDAY, JANUARY 15, 1928 FAIR LIPS THAT TOUCH THE CIGARETTE Whatever views may be held as to the wisdom of cigarette smoking, the new era in feminism leaves Hittle room for criticism of women, as such for succumbing to the habit. Woman is no longer regarded as members of the "weaker sex." They are social individuals, with independent personalities and with reasoning powers of their own. As such individuals, they are on a par with their male compatriots, and have equal rights, privileges and duties. The decision in the matter of the use of tobacco is as much a matter of individual determination with them as with their fathers, husbands, or sweethearts. The decision they make in favor of smoking should be criticized on the same bases of health, alertness, and good taste; but not on the basis of sex. "THE MORON JURY" An Avinter Hold for Bigamy—Headline. Perhaps he was flying too high. There was a rumor going around not so long ago, that the jury that decided to give George Romu, the Cincinnati bootlegger and wife-killer, a Christmas present of acquaintance, was offered a vaudeville contract. Of course, there is a chance that fore-sighted citizens of Hamilton county, Ohio, realizing that the jury would naturally be considered a cross-section of the community, formed a pool in order to keep the twelve "good and true" citizens at home and out of the spotlight. Certainly there must have been some foundation to the rumor, because if no contract was offered them, then somebody high up in the vanguard business erred. Just confidently speaking, we believe that the Ohio jury would have Ruth Elderheiten to a frazelle as a drawing end. We can hardly blame the respectable citizens for doing that, if they did. However, something certainly happened to deprive the country of the treat of seeing the prize example of many, many years of a mournry jon. THE REAL FUNCTION OF A COLLEGE PROFESSOR In the educational survey of last spring students were asked to cheek various statements as to which came nearest their idea of the real function of a college professor. The two ideas that led by a large margin were: A professor should be an inspiration to your own later investigation and understanding of a subject as it relates to life problems; and a professor should be a constructive critic of your attitudes, judgments and accomplishments, but should allow freedom as to how you study. Out of the hundreds of answers to the questionnaire, only five students thought that the ideal professor should be a lecturer to relate his own point of view or results of study to his students. Evidently the students are wishing for an impossible person if these ideas represent their real desires for an ideal professor. Under our present system, whereby students are given A Ballade of Mr. Samuel Pepys of "And So to Belt" "To the office, and till four o'clock; Thus Mr. Peopley, and in the jail"; This is the sum of his earthy day. This is the sum of his earthy day. Finally he rose, or he bent he try; Went to court in a adjudication ship, Went to court in a adjudication ship, "To the office . . . and so to bad; Gather ye recounts, while ye may— This is the sum of his earthly day. And, when the whole of it done and said, "Up to the office . . . , and so be word. grades, supposedly according to their ability, it is next to impossible for the professor to be the wise critic and friend that the students seem to want. It is only human to favor those students who are most closely associated with the instructor. Few instructors would do this intentionally, and an equally small number can keep from doing it if they are thrown in close contact with certain students and not with others, as they would be if they tried to be the constructive critic of those students who desire them to be such an advisor. Under our present system of education in the University, the impersonal attitude is probably best, if absolute fairness in grading is desired. Such a professor can be just as much of an inspiration, but it is hardly possible for him to be a constructive critic of individual student work. He must criticize most through grades and through comment on written work. Kansas City Star Sigma Delta Chi, journalism fraternity of the Kansas State Agricultural College, is sponsoring a state audit to determine who are the outstanding editors in Kansas. The awards will be made from a poll among the editors themselves. Public recognition of the outstanding editors was given as the purpose of the contest. Awards will be given to one editor in each of a number of classifications. Each paper in the state will have one vote. The awards will be announced September 1. You have one guess as to how many candidates will receive one vote each. P.S. There are 600 editors in Kannu. Our Contemporaries --which gives the driver license to do anything which may come into his mind—Missouri. No no long ago there was a concerted effort throughout the county to create a uniform signaling code what he believed should be done by the fellow ahead intended to do. USELESS SIGNALS This campaign seems to have died a quiet death. Moistsign signal or do not signal their intentions as the impulse strikes them. And when they do, we are so uncertain that the man behind is more confused than he is helped. A hand sticking out of a window may have as many meanings as a Frenchman's gesture. The driver with the extended arm may merely be flicking the aes on his cigar or may be moving off to the edge of the room. Or he may arrange himself from tending to turn to the left to hacking up or coming to a stop. Faulty signals take a prominent place in the list of causes of accidents. Faulty signals then to have the fellow ahead suddenly throw out his hand and do anything from coming to a complete stop, to leaving a one signal seems to be the password The College Jeweler OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. IX Sunday, 15 January, 1928 No. 90 The faculty of the Liberal Arts and Sciences will meet 4:50 p. m. Tuesday, Jan. 17, in the auditorium of the central Administration building. TACUITY OF LIBERAL ARTS AND SCIENCES: WATKINS HALL SCHOLARSHIPS: The Committees on Scholarships announce that there are various vacancies in Watkins hall for the second semester, and the committee is ready to receive applications. E. GALLOO ENGLISH MAJORS: English majors may consult major advisers at the following hours: Miss Morgan in room 201 Fraser Hall on Monday morning, January 16; 8:30 to 10:30; Miss Laird in room 395 Fraser Hall on Tuesday January 17; 1:30 to 4:30 and on Wednesday morning, January 18; 10:30 to 12:30 and Wednesday afternoon from 3:30 to 5:00. All majors should bring their transcripts to their consultations. W. S. JOHNSON, chairman, department of English The German Club will meet on Monday, January 19, at 4:30 Penzer Hall. M GERMAN CLUR: Campus Opinion ditor Daily Kansan: Then its HI!-HI!-Heel **i** the R. O. T. C, and probably not a little Bee Heir after reading the exalted opinion of *Thomas* Kinnan. He feels constrained Kannan. He feels constrained (may we hope the effort won't too strenu- sure him) in getting the future security of our nation if intrusted to men whose degraded emotional natures allow them to hi "Our examination in English Literature will be on the first Friday of next week." Miss Barnes said to her 9:30 English Literature class. Indeced, men so deprived cannot be competent to protect our country and why need they? Look at our great army. They are the soldiers, firefighters, knights, (in proudly of the detail presented) K. U, which has so gallantly and bravely offensive launched upon offensive against the horrors of military warfare. He is a general, who Judging from what he says has no connection with the R. O. T. C, who has so courageously stepped forward to ridule our song. We are so natural in nature, mature natures and how thoughtful concerning the destiny of our nation. Surely a just Creator could have employed nothing so base as in tin its own sense, but we can find so much that is undeable in the existing song must have something that is far more de- While admitting the debasing influence of the HI II HEE business, we realize the elevating and immense power that the HI HEE hasing. And thus we are awaiting a glorious silvery or golden contribution, (lubilies will not be accepted) possessing dignity and recvence to reclaim that power, which on sunny days these qualities We, who began an imbecile, are standing by to watch our corrector bring forth a series of genius. And we have gone out to the HP HP HIP in the R, O, Q, T, C. --in the world is that made by the dinner gong. Send the Daily Kansan home Plain Tales From the Hill F. E. S. Sleep Talkers Disturb Late Comer's Rest Hour Silence. The night supposedly enclosed the sleeping sleep with its eyes. It also light throws its hurl glow over the faces of the dreaming loses. Two faces are in the darkness. The door open softly. A believer in late study hours slips in, slithers across the floor and climbs to her bed. She rolls over, low, her former friend turns over, champs her teeth a moment, lets out a few preliminary notes like "Ug." She stands up, staring at the startling statement, "Well, I always did want to find out." She turns over on her side and, apparently satisfied, proceeds to wheeze in an interruption. Across the room a water bottle sloshes as a weary leg is stretched too far. Then another voice answers, "Mr. home... didn't bring home, let's com." The newroner raises on her elbow to see an apparition garbed in striped outing fanuel pajama walks to the door, then runs back to bed, "Shoot the sleepwalkers," she prays. She draws the blankets around her neck and tries to match her breathing with a gentle waltz, the other fox trot time. In an interval of quiet she gets her eyes closed and almost goes to — In the next bed across a space filled only with air, and five feet from the floor, a petulous voice calls out, "Why be so silent? I am not terrified!" This lie here I'm on ice." Oregon State College has dropped the word "Agricultural" from its name, and felt themselves to be under a haze when called an agricultural school, for there are actually less than 19 per cent enrolled in the agricultural department. So the little girl gets up and goes back to her room for her rest because she knows her name isn't Ger-rude. The Sweetest Music Give your house a new gong from Jerry in "School Days" Kipling's Poems Known All Over Civilized World 833 Mass. Shows: 3-7-9 Prices: Mat. 10-40. Eve. 10-50 London, Jan. 14. -Bradyward Kipling, whose poetry is known and quoted in all parts of the civilized world, re- lationship with her celebrated his sixty-second birthday. Hold tight—to your sweetie! Clara Bow's on the war path and she's going to GET YOUR MAN! "If," it is considered one of his most famous poems, written as a part of a book of verse entitled "Beyards and Fairies." It framed up the walls of many homes. Many guides in future life. Thousands of American soldiers received printed copies of it during the war. Born in Bombay, India, on December 18, 1865—in the same year" as King George of England—Kipiplu used a profound knowledge of India to write two of his most famous books, "The Book," and "The Second Jungle Book." News - Comedy - Rarebits Phone Squires 517 In 1907 Kipling was awarded the Nobel prize for Literature. Nineteen years later the Royal Society of Literature honored him with their Gold His tales of adventure betray the wanderer with which he himself was possessed when he travelled extensively through Japan, America, Australia. Deposit with One of his most popular works is "The Light That Failed." for The expression "on the fence" comes to us from a Latin expression which translated means "sitting astride with a leg on each side." It has its introduction into English of a vowel known so named by Lowell. Lawrence, Kansas Watkins National Bank Approximately 50 per cent of the clothing industry of America today is dominated by college and university style trends, according to a styler survey published by the Fairchild Publications, New York City. Clara Bow in VARSITY Jayhawkker Appointment Dendline Jan. 20th Better Hurry— Monday - Tues. - Wednesday Clare Row in A Good Place to Eat Every Sunday in the Year- As each successive week end rolls around, Sunday sees an increasing number of students who find this Cafe an enjoyable place to eat. Always a long list of entrees to choose from. To Hikers: Monday: Glenn Hunter in "His Buldy's Wife." You know the hiking season is in the offing. You should also know that we are prepared to fix up your lunch to your order. Just tell us what you want and we'll do the rest. The Natee Jayhawk Cafe 1340 Ohio St. Tuesday: Bryant Washburn in "Modern Daughters." Of course it's good—and you'll (Memorial Building) say so too when you eat at The New Cafeteria Nothing is Good Enough but the Best. Switches Back to Favorite Tobacco Messrs. Larsus & Bro. Co. Richmond, Va. Dear Sirs: Extra High Grade Just confession and appreciation. A number of years ago I was a user of the Internet. But I like it, Put like others, perhaps, I was alluring by alluring attention to change, Very truly yours. (signed) E.P.Fishburn Edgeworth Extra High Grade Smoking Tobacco My so confidence is that I make a breakout in the world, and my appreciation is that edge-worthy will be my Smoke Pill while he learns. 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