MONDAY, JANUARY 2, 1923 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN PAGE THREE Valley Rifle League Announces Schedule for 1928 Tournament Encounter The Missouri Valley Rifle League has announced its schedule for the 1928 tournament. The championship is determined by the round robin method. Since Iowa, State has withdrawn from the league it heaves only five points to shoot for the homers. This makes difficult and necessates more buys. The new national rifle association test will probably be used this year because the National Rifle Association, capped nationally, as expected, it will have to shoot a valley shot and will be declared official. The winning team in the league will be matched with the winners of the Big Ten conference's richest team. The Bakersfield team excelside the best team in the Middle West. A new valley ruling has been made this year which allows that score against other teams during the game can be counted on the league standings. The officials of the M. U. Rim League are planning an all valley tournament to be held in March. This shoot will be arranged in such a man-made best team and the best individual shot in the league will be determined. The Missouri Valley schedule is as follows: January 14 K. S. A. C. va, University of Nebraska. Oklahoma A, & M. vs. University of Missouri. Missouri. University of Kansas, bry University of Kansas, bye January 21 Oklahoma A. & M. vs. University o Kansas. University of Missouri va. University of Nebraska. K. S. A. C., bye January 28 University of Kansas vs. University of Missouri. University of Nebraska vs. Oklahomi A. & M. University of Kansas vs. K. S. A. C. February 11 R. S. A. C., bye. University of Kansas vs. University * Nebraska. of Nebraska University of Missouri va. K. S. A. C. Oklahoma A. M. hye February 18 Oklahoma A, & M, vs. K, S, A, C Bethlehem Inn Depicted in Old Italian Presep Who would ever expect to find the Christmas spirit in a museum? A goony old museum with dusty antique and rugged, weathered place one would go to look for Christmas cheer. But in Spinometer-Thayer museum there is one of the most beautiful representations of Christmas have seen. If you stand there and look at it as a while you don't even see the glass cake. You feel like one of the old peasants way back in Bettelheim, when the Inn to see you was your Child. In this gliss cage is *p* representation of an Italian裴蓉, depicting, in artificial scenery and doll figures the Birth of Christ. In old times all Catholic ceremonies were the Activity arranged at Christmas time in churches, and even in some of the homes. Much skill was devoted to the construction of the prespee and the best artistic agent was employed. In other cases, some of the dolls are extraordinary examples of plastic art. They are faithful representations of the people at that time down to the most insignificant detail of the pastant costume, a dress of wood, and the bodies of rags to make them more pliable. The preuse in the Spooner-Thayer museum was formerly in the home of Prince Charles and Joseph and the Child Jesus in the manager. Back of them are standing the three Wise Men offering their gift to the children, kneeling around with expressions of wonder and reverence on their faces. There are old women in rugged clothes talking in groups, playing and powerless over the Christ Child. Baskets of fruit, bird cages with tiny birds in them, and sheep and cattle sleeping in manners also find place in some which is extraordinarily realis- It is estimated that students at the University of Pennsylvania consume about 50,000,000 cigarettes a year. LAWRENCE OPTICAL CCMPANY Eye Glasses Exclusively 1025 Mass. Fabrics of Character go into our clothes Yes, we remodel and alter clothes. Suiting You That's My Business SCHUZ THE TAILOR Mass. St. at 917 STUDENT DIRECTORY CORRECTIONS January 2, 1928 Name Old Address Town, City Harford, Town, Town, Bernard, City 1251, Icdl Barnard, City 1270, Icdl Barnard, City 6013, Minneapolis Charlotte, City 24, K. Ithfth Harvard, City 24, K. Ithfth Harvard, City 24, K. Ithfth John, City 119, Tenn. David, City 119, Tenn. Louisville, City 119, Tenn. Louisville, City 119, Tenn. Virginia, City 14, W. K. Ithfth Vailles, City 14, W. K. Ithfth Wilton, Arch., City 151, E. Ithfth Wilton, Arch., City 151, E. Ithfth CHANGES-MEN New Address 81 Lt. 81 Lt. 81 Lt. 81 Ab. 81 Ab. 81 Ky. 81 Ownd 81 Ownd 81 Tn. 81 Trn. 81 Inker 81 Inker CHANGES—WOMEN Name Old Address Chadwick, Marcia, 1229 Penn, Crow, Emma, 2245 Mass. Lanne, Florence, 901 Mo. New Address 1692 Ln. 1629 Ala. 816 Mim. Museum Becomes Interesting to Cub Reporter Covering Beat Who Thought Museum Old "As a beat, you're a cold and dislal- ished!' said the team dislal and dis- surrogated reporter to the classical songwriter. "They're behind the times there might New. Telephone 1061 1200W be some chance for you, but as it is no one but those who speak Greek over comes near the place. Why don't you jazz me a bit?" "I like that!" said Diana, with spirit. "And me with a skirt above my knees! By the way, had you not wished to show up when I don't wish to seem vain, but I'm truly thankful that I don't have to wear those long, dressing skirts in white." The reporter interrupted. "There's a fellow over there in the corner locks if he'd make a good cheerleader" as admiringly as he needed to be. He's very awkward. Venus Speaks Up "Well let's talk about something else" and the reporter huffly. "Pro "Tastes differ," she Venus tantly, normally, I think you'd book better from you. If not, I must rest of you. Also, if you don't mind my sayin your your'n hair's all wrong, how can you? "I'm growing it out," explained Dinn stiffly. "I thought you would," said Venus. "There, there, girls!" interpolated in hustle, "Don't be caty. What, you both need is a marcel like me." A Cheerleader Present "Cheer leader?" chorted the Museum. "That's not a cheer leader. That's the Borghese warrior!" nubition will do. How do you all stand on prohibition?* "Bone dry!" declared Hermes. "You can see how particular I am. In all these years I have never once let Dionysus here so much as taste these grapes. In fact, I appeal most of my time keeping them out of his During the argument which ensured the reporter had another idea "How about international peace?" he demanded. Strip off Punis. "We have to fight him man even though he harm us," recited Socrates. "But," he added quickly, "d do not wish to be quoted in the Kans- han." "that means you're a pacifier!" snapped the reporter. "How many of the rest you are pacifiers or would like to be pacifiers?" Shrink From Publicity armed him and the Dying Gun to join an army that was under the Dying Gun. And the hub-bust which enclosed the reporter thought of more question, "What about companionaries marriages?" he inquired antiquously. Above the shouts of mournment, Caesar made himself heard. "Caesar was insulted by the Army was interrupted by Dumbo and Vernus simultaneously saying "As I used to say to Kanitane." Oh, shut up, all of you" said the Gaul, "and let a man die in peace!" He was silenced by derivative laughter, at the cessation of which Apollo said modestly: "I think I may speak with some degree of of." Novel Pastime Draws Patronage to Watson Time—Any. Characters—Many, especially students. same scene Door opens--50 per cent of stu- Door open----50 per cent of students raise heads and stare. Door open----50 per cent of students raise heads and stare. Place—Reserve room in Watson library. 50 per cent of students get up and walk to desk. 25 per cent of students walk to other 25 per cent and talk. 50 per cent of students walk from huk to seats. Canada will enter a team in the Davis Cup matches next year in spite of reports to the contrary. 25 per cent of students walk from other 25 per cent to seats. 50 per cent of students take off outs 50 per cent of students shuffle books and pupils the faculty of the University of McGill have organized themselves into rival polo teams. Same scene—five seconds later Door opens—50 per cent of students raise hands and stare. 50 per cent of students raise heads and stare. . Repeat process until whistle blows. 50 per cent of students dash out the door. Door opens----50 per cent of students raise heads and stare. LOST~ Thursday morning on 13th street between Tennessee and Bow- land's, a red Condin pen. Reward. 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