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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1927
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Elephants Victors in Tilt That Ends With Score 512-412
Pandemonium Reigns Wher Six of Tiny Team Are Found on Floor at Once
Amid wild shouts and much bloodbed, the new basketball court in the Auditorium won formally dedicated last night when the faculty obnominated a player from St. Paul's who midst equipped by the formidable 'Chait' Shore, emerging victors by the unmusual score of 43 to 49. At no point in the contest was there any indication as to the possible outburst, with right edges on the referee.
According to all unofficial records this is the first basketball game, penn State or otherwise, to have fractures in its sega. This fact is undoubtedly the outstanding feature of the game, in the opinion of the referee. E. K. Warner, a veteran sports analyst who has not yet been certified in the matter,
Dawson Scores Error
The unusual situation arose when Frank M. Dawson, in a burst of murder, shot a goal for the opposing elephant aggregation when Griffith, star of the father, was attempting to stop him in the elephant hankered by an opposing player, it was agreed to split the single point, resulting in the free-throw.
A play by play account as it might have been recorded had not the sport writer been too engrossed in the game at the time; followa:
Quigley Starts Game
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As the gong sounded, Quigley came from his corner cautiously to toss up the spines in the center of the ring. He followed by a second Shore recovered. Griffith fired point blank but his sights were off and Hadley looked with a sharp right eye at the lead and butting violently. Hard tackling by Shore featured three early moments of the fame. On an off beat, Richardson was short at the top.
On a fake play, Shuizh's mass was incomplete and time was taken up to go after the half. As the unneliest moment, she was surrounded by brilliance tied the scores and the crowd went wild. Quigley fumbled but recovered his breath after a nigat scarab. The counter shot was captured rapidly with a breast stroke.
Suba Rush to Rescue
Play reused with a mud or scramble to reduce the number of players to five on each side. Royes discovered six minigats on the floor and rushed in with the last of battle in his eyes. In the rewinking of a glass eye the floor was covered by water and the floor. The sails were all in. The teams were all in, too.
Two bells were discovered to be in play. Dawen was wild when the elephants finally relished the aphrobiota. Time was taken out to the
count the players on the floor. Both terms were penalized half the distance to the goal line and Dawson shot a free throw in the opponent's half of the game, but his accuracy and the elephants' ½ point for claiming the loop.
Wheeler entered in plain clothes and aroused a glint of suspicion in the eyes of the midguts. The half ended with the group moving in the diagonal direction, 2%-2%.
Midgets Return Armed
The militant midfights returned to the floor loaded for bear, that is to say, for elephants. Quigley sensed treachery and several hundred pounds of cuttery, gas pico, who were taken from the battlefield, Play resumed, and all of the blood cleared, Eastwood was discovered piling up an immense score for the midfights by standing on a chair under his goal which was not being used right then. This foot escaped the game, the points, and ultimately, the game, were loot.
The contest continued with screams of wounded men and the roar of the battle defoaming the ears of the amazed spectators, interrupted intermittently for the stretcher corps to clear the field of fallen men. After seeming too conciliated with the battle ended and pandemonium descended from her throne.
It was rumored after the game last night that Dr. James Naismith, revered "father of basketball," has disinfected his brain child after this ex-
The box (ing) score:
Totals 3 2½ 0
Higdges—4½ FG FG FT F
Gocker, f 1 0 0
Gober, f 1 1 0
Ehrhardt, f 0 1 0
Bastwood, f 0 0 0
Kail, f 0 0 0
Ulphin, f 0 0 0
Aweson, f 1¼* 0
Hornc, c (capt) 0 0 0
Elephant-- 0½, M.
Griffith, f
Hassler, f
Shields, e (capt)
Hadley, g
Bayee, g
Elkawan, g
Simon, f
PG, FT
1 %* 0
0 0 0
0 0 0
2 1 0
0 1 0
0 1 0
0 0 0
0 0 0
Totals
Referee—Quigley, St. Marys.
Very peculiar, very peculiar.
Members of Kappa Phi Give Christmas Program
A. Kappa Phi Christmas program was given this afternoon at 4:45 at the home of Mrs. Edwin Price, 1232 Gilbo.
Gladys Baker was in charge of the devotions, and the following program was given:
Why the Chimes Rang, story.—Sydney Brown.
...mosis cariol--members.
Violin solo—Josephine R. McIlanl
Vocal solo—Mrs. H, D. Russell.
Christmas in Different Lands, story
First Christmas, story,—Naomi Daeachner.
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