PAGE SIX THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN SUNDAY, DECEMER 14, 1927 Professors Wage Basketball Battle as Annual Classic "Elephants" Claim Victor; But "Midgets" Expect Big Boys to Be Surprised Looming before us again are the signs of another mighty battle, the field is already ready, the warriors are on the attack and the pigs are being cleaned and polished and sweethearts and wives are sorrowful, because they know the results. Yes, the Elephants and Midrats are all set to clash in the annual class fight of the year next Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. in the new Audi toulon. Faculty men, making up the personnel of each team have practiced long and hard during the past week in preparation for the fight which ailment they have been evaluating in the basketball battle just before the Christmas vocation. Suits Checked Out Special equipment was checked on yesterday morning for the member's security, but no such precautions hold since one of such precautions is thought, will not need much aid. In fact, it is thought by "Ted" Shultz, who captains the Elephants, that another practice will make his performance more enjoyable. He can be able to play in their best form. few try to win them. The Mitsui Warriors have not bad at much previous experience working together as a team but in divinely the group is made up of men who have played on many of the largest teams of the country and have played in basketballs they won (somewhere) two have been named All-American hockey team; one is a champion cheeker player, while two have won Elephants Humiliated Clive Shores, of the Municipal refence bureau, is most popular player in the league. He leads all of the all-star and according to him the Midgets are scheduled to win the Midgets. Reinhardt Illuminated The three kids have come back on this statement, and are vested angry, mad, humiliated, gren-stom-ek-Epiphane. Why? Just because their group were warned by a certain reason alone we are going to show those little guys just what easy-going and classy players we are and we will win by an unconscious capture the captain of the circus animals. Even though the groups are large in size, each one has extraordinary skills, including singing and moving pianos, and they expect to show that ability in all parts of the world. “Keep-Away” Game Expected “I have expected that the Mate’ll go if they ever get hold of the ball after the topo’s the reason being that they must be able to pass the overgrown men any time they desire and thus be able to keep possession.” Nevertheless if the tail gets it just once the midgits will not be able to do anything unless they got two or more children frequently as it whiiles by them. All in all, the chances of winning are about 50-50, although Capitol Shultz declares he played in a nummer of battles and his side won six. Do you know who he? He is the campus telephone phone when he stands up on both feet. Contest Deserves Attention The referee has not yet been chosen but whoever it is, he must be a man of much ability in dodging fetish when the referee is present. Doing them, not even by an official. comprehensively. Produce a plan to bring the star battle Wednesday night, in which the opposing teams will take the actions, killings, and graceful, lightful week of the individuals who were involved. "Toe" Shultz, Edwin Hadley, H.A. Wade and Bill Johnson. Eugene Hopkins, Emmanuel Johnston, Harry Larson, fifth and Paul Lawson are the Elephants who will probably get into the game. The Midgets, although not fully organized as yet, have numbered among their warriors Chel Shore, H. A. Eichardson, George Bean, Frank Dawson, Guy Smith, and Kyle Graf. The group is armed, and Manchester are other prospective battlers. Cast to Present Play This Week (Continued from page 1) sale at the box office of the Orpheum theater before the play starts each night. Tickets Not Stamped Activity tickets will admit and then need not be stamped by the business manager. They will receive ticket copies, according to Carlton Myers, 730, business manager. It is important that you refrain from however, so as to avoid displacement by trying to get tickets at the business. Performances both nights will be on the stage of the Orpheum theater, located in the eleven hundred block on Massachusetts street. 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"Grant" is called upon to interpret the activities of the players for the great host of people who have not the time to enter the field of sport themselves, but who are not too old to maintain aively all in that is done along that line. Nair is his talent solely in the fine of reporting athletic events. His formations of the future of sports, his knowledge of the men and others to see th' whole-womenness of sports in general, and his ability to portray all that he writes about in field and human fashion will be a coveted figure in his field today. America is known as the nation which has been and is the pioneer and chief advocate of all kinds of sports among the rations of the world. This may be due to various reasons, but not the least of those is the sport writer who, through the medium of the radio, the magazine, the radio, and the motion picture, kept before the people the "dope" and the human side of sport. The building of huge stadiums—monuments to the athletics of Americans, and to the sparing blood of the mass of the people—has come as a result of the refined conception of sporing to which we are about by contact with these media. For many people, an athletic event is more realistic and more interesting when described through the announcing microphones of Rice, Graham Medine and others. They are able to witness the events themselves. The wealth of past experience, power of observation, depth of insight, and sympathy of understanding which these men have gathered more than the average man can see for himself. It is enough for the average observer to unravel every play as it is executed without noticing the the wealth of sidelights which really describe what happens in those which these sporting reporters have learned to observe. Anyone who heard Graham Neame and Phil Kahn announce the 1926 world's series knows how much they put into their announcing to make the game, which is America's first international land-loss-team speakers of millions of Britons. Everyone who heard White tell the blow-by-blow story of the Dempsey Panney fight could picture with accuracy everything that went on in the game, including the stadium. The million who see every week the "Sportlight" of Granland Rice on the silver sheet are acquiring a higher regard for sports, and are learning about games and recreational activities which they never knew existed. It was said that one of the things which made the American doughboy a power in the late war was his interest in sports, especially American colleges, meaning his interest and activity in sports in general. Such interest is being maintained and nurtured by all the material supplied by all the lights and lesser lights among sport writers. K. U. Graduate in Comedy "My Maryland" Cast Member Had 12 Week Run Suzanne Moody White is living in Paris with her husband, Llewellyn White, who is on the staff of the school. White is also a graduate of both Mr. and Mrs. White are graduation of the University. Mr. White was prominent on the Kaman and the Tavares schoolation was a professor in the School Journalism at the University of Montreal. She has known here because of her connection with school dramatic productions. Babo Moody and Suzanne Moody Were the son and daughter of Mrs. Moody and David Lawrence, a graduate of Lawrence high school and of the University, have found in It is worthy of note that the University of Kansas great yellow "Rocky Corkl, Jayhawk, K. U." was conceived not on the football sidelines or for the players but rather in the countries of old Snow Hall, at a Science Club meeting. Rock Chalk Yell Started by Club of Scientists While in school, Bob was a featured member of the Men's Glee Club. After his graduation with the class to the west coast to find work in management, he enrolled at the cost of "My Maryland," the music for which was written by Romberg, the composer of the score of the "Sutro" musical. He presented in Philadelphia, and had a run of 42 weeks before it returned to London, where he wrote best list it as the outstanding musical on Broadway, and its run will probably last through the winter, but there are choirs and has an understated pair of principal characters. In addition, he brings bass in a quartet new broadcast over station WJZ of New York. It is little wonder that this yell produced by those scientists is a classic. It is probably the only yell in existence which has been produced in a Science Club meeting and carried in the football field for effective use 'here. Back in So there was a Science lab started by University men and women who had one of their meetings, Dr. E, H. S. Halley, new in the department of chemistry, submitted to his club the U.S. this being repeated three times. A short time after this yell was originated the school took it over and It is probably the only yell in exasperation that can be brought back from the school after a long day. At the end of a learned speech by a visiting dignitary on the campus, The School yells to the students it yells to drown out they have must; and everybody agrees it is a great expressive gesture. Hargiss Is Chosen Football Mentor (Continued from page 1) by him have at some time held world or intercollegiate records. They are *Larry Williams*, who held the intercollegiate indoor discus record; *Earl McKown*, who held the intercollegiate pole vault record at 15 feet 2-7-8 inch; *John Kuck*, who held the intercollegiate indoor discus record, and *pound shot put*, the intercollegiate 16 pound indoor shot put record; and Harry Cole of the Oregon Aggies who held the intercollegiate indoor discus record. In a statement issued last night, Dr. F. C. Allen expressed claiment that Hargris is coming to K. U., saying in a statement that he has had Mr. Hargris and had always found that Hargris teams show fight to the oth degree as well as a high standard Back to Michigan The Chancellor's statement further names the faculty members of the Athletic Board as the directors of the Physical Education Corporation. The University finances the finances of the stadium and has charge of the expenditure of all gate receipts. **Statement issued.** In the official statement issued by Chancellor Schlesinger, no nightmence is made of the salary, nor is there any intimation of a contract for more than a single year. In addition to naming the new coach, the team has also appointed names of those who comprise the two bodies in whose hands rented the nomination of the coach. Athletic Board Chairman Robert Harnack, A.r. A. Rice, J. B. Bryanton and James Naismith of the faculty and the following captains of the major sports. Harold Hauer, Glenn Burton, Charles Swenson, and Clifford Cooper. Official Statement Issued Franklin C. Cappon, for two years head football coach of the University who will up his former position as assistant coach of Michigan University, will be signed from the Kansas coaching staff three weeks ago. Before coming to Kansas, Cappon played four years of football at Michigan and was assist coach there in 1925. He will assume duties at Michigan next week. Wisconsin Will Entertain Coaching Clinic Dec. 9-10 Madison, Wis., Dec. 9—An extensive and interesting program has been arranged by the Wisconsin athletic department for their annual winter sports season from December 9 and 10. The first presentation will be made early Friday morning, and the Wisconsin-Coe College basketball game on Saturday night will close the In addition to making the address of welcome, Director George Little will explain the correlation of physical education and intramural athletics with academic achievement in the high schools and colleges who have signified their intentions of attending the clinic will listen to all of the outstanding staff members during the two day session. This Tag means Stationery crested with Sorority, Fraternity, or University seal **VALENTERIA** in a neww improved type of press- ure, and good, new—and good, it has a host of "just-good" im- pressions. When you want Valerie press, calling us. Every suit we press for you bears this tag—"and we are authorized to use this tag." 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