MONDAY, DECEMBER 5. 1927 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN PAGE THREE No New Rules Requested Big Ten Footbail Coaches Meet and Discuss Situation Present developments seem to indicate that the 1927 football rules are due to remain intact for at least a decade. The organization, football coaches and directors of the Big Ten conference at Chicago Friars, will not be able to enforce them in the present rules were passed. A resolution was passed by the conference desiring that any new rules must be written in order it should not become effective until the 1929 season, thus giving coaches a chance to work the new concepts into their method of coaching. The disputes over playground bell decisions and scores are always many it seems, but one of the most unusual ones so far this season is an argument which started Toddle's game in 2014. The competition lasted for 20 minutes before darkness. The motion to move the goal posts back to their former position on the goal line caused the most discussion among the coaching staff, one vote margin to leave them in their new place on the end zone. It was argued by those desiring return to the Big Ten conference that field goals was becoming a lost art in the Big Ten conference, and pointed out the fact that only one was made during the entire season just passed. A meeting for next May and one in September was called by the Big Ten mentors to discuss a uniform interpretation of the rules after they had passed the national rules commission governing the inward and lateral pass was expressed as being especially desired. The entire game was played in the twilight as games this time of year began. The score was 13 to 9, three men were on bases and one man was out, then the second out was made by a mistake, so the trailing team charged. Then the discussion started. The umpire was disputed because of the leisure, but of course all statements were handed diplomatically and the umpire knew that he was ceded but not given the honor. Snow Defeats Ingenuity of Loquacious Athletes 6 Next all previous decisions of a similar nature were "aired" out there in the sight atmosphere, rule books and scorecards were arranged by which the game might be played out of fitness to the players' own utes of conversation, the losing side agreed to the umpire's decision however, as the players were not on deck or the baseball field was not equipped electrically the game naturally could not go on. And so it was. So another plan was devised! The teams agreed to take the field the next day. The same three men would get on their respective bases and the players would go to the box. Then it snowed Tuesday night. Perhaps the two teams will have a snowball fight or play "fox and the goose" to sing the game. Someone was board to sing the song, but the team would be the most appropriate means if determining the decision. Around Mt. Oread J, C. "Mac" McCancles, who has been confirmed to Dr. G. W. Jones' hospital at 1201 Ohio street for the past week because of stomach trouble, will be permitted to leave in a few days if his condition continues to improve. Because of the death of his brother-in-law in St. Louis yesterday Prof. W. R. Smith of the education department will not meet his classes until Professor Smith is ready today for St. Louis to attend the funeral. Phi Mu Alpha, musical fraternity, hold initiation yesterday afternoon at its house at 4:30. The following were informed: Melvin Geltin, fa'28; Clifford Mortimer, fa'30; Earl Bab Raymond Elllett, fa'29; Raymond Ellott, fa'29; Audrian Shafer, c30; and Frank Alexander, c29. Members of the criminology class taught by Dr. Stuart A. Quesen, prosecute two students planned to take a field trip to Lowenwinter Wdc. 8. 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For in all the years of his existence, the status of the law student standing expectantly beside Uncle Jimmy would never be before needed more than the occasional shower-hath from the Almighty to keep out the dandruff and the itch. There have been long drouths, perhaps, but not until last week did the condition of Mr. Law become such a comfortable, good companion from passers-by. The whole affair is believed to have come about this way: Reporters Get Story When Saint Patrick was bringing to a head his plans for deporting the smanks from Ireland, an enterprise news association uncovered the whole story. The shyster lawyer, sensing the opportunity to draw up a dum fees, called the matter to the attention of the Society of Dutch Animals. The Society and its sister organizations immediately were up in arms (not their husbands) and the shyster succeeded in restraining the Sain's engineering feat for court. 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