PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1927 University Daily Kansar OFFICIAL Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Editorial Staff Editors-Lead Editor Bernard McNaughton Saturday Editor Fred Hirschman Grammy Award Olympus Editor HarperCollins Almanac Editor Mitchell Bishop Almanac Editor Friday Video Editor Friday Video Editor Francesco Editor Production Editor Calvin Cullen Bristol University Talent Tatum Indiana Trademark Jack Porter Jack Kelley Vince Gaskell J.D. Emily ADVERTISING MANAGER Advertising Manager Lucille Reporter Anal. Advertising Mgr. William Clark Anal. Advertising Mgr. W. E. Rivers Hospital Business Office K. U. 68 News Room K. U. 58 Night Connection 701K3 PUBLISHED in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the U.S. Department of Agriculture, from the Department of Journalism. Entered an second-class mail matter. November 17, 1916, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the net of March 2, 1915. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1927 RUSSIAN PEACE? A sound tactical principle prescribes that fire be fought with fire that each branch of the service fight a similar organization of the opponents. According to the Soviet proposal by the head of the Soviet delegation passed yesterday in Geneva the world will have to fight peace with peace because war would be continued and impossible after March, 1928. The Soviet delegate to the Goven conference must be extremely optimistic. With a long frontier of Ukrainian towns along the Dnieper river forming the boundary between Russia and Romania in armed revolt against the soviet rule for the last three years, it can be only evident that the Soviet is only employing its modern trick; that of telling what you are going to do and then making a stab at doing it. The Soviet minister seems to be unlucky in his presentation for his program of competitive dormant. He would employ the principle of throwing down an established military system in his country and the defense systems of the rest of the countries of the world which have been the result of centuries of building. The absurdity of doing such a thing in the more stable parts of the world can easily be conceived, and the result of such a move in a country town by revolt and insurrection is certainly inconsequent. Alas! What will all of the humour on publications do for jokes now that the date for the debut of the new Ford has been definitely set? The English speaker at convocation who viewed the efforts of Huffaker and the thunderstorms thousands in giving the Rock Chalk, seduced undecided as to whether to lunch or cry, but he should be excused for his ignorance of conventional behavior. Perhaps he may even saw a condescending war dance. KANSAS WINS Akain, Kansas may announce to the world that it not only grows the best wheat in the world, but it also grows the bestest girls in the world. To Mise Marie Antirn of Spivey, goes the title of health champion of the United States. Mise Antirn has worked for three years to win the health title, something which most persons would not have the patience to try even if it relieved them of pain and suffering. By her simple methods of close observation of health teachings, Miss Antimr won over a large group of confessors with a score of 96.15 per cent perfect. Whether Mist Antin turns to the stage or back to the farm in Kingman, county is her own business, but Kansan must feel a little proud to have this honor brought back to it. Good luck with it, of which any state can use a hit! Much disciplinary action would be avoided if it was against the date rule to break the date rule. Weddings are rare happenings in Worth county, Mo. At least we judge that they are, since the Worth County Tribune is offering a year's subscription free to all newbies in that section of the state. COOLIDGE ENJOYS A LAUGH INNOITS A LAUGH President Coolidge is allowing himself a bit of amusement before he steps back into semi-obscurrence. Doubtless he failed to foresee the great amount of comment and upheaval his famous words with regard to his candidly would cause within his party circle; but he is making the most of it now. As time goes on an dbe presidential convention nears, more and more interest is directed toward the mystery of his statement, and President Coolidge seems to be enjoying the furore. We can picture the president retiring to the privacy of his room to chuckle deeply over the prolonged debate about a sleepout. Coolidge must have spent a night in the composition of his classic phrases. But the resulting tense words have proven themselves worthy any effort he may have expended upon them. The statement that has stultified caricature which makes for charm in public utterances, and will insure its being written into history. Certainly, it will make a fitting companion piece for the epigrams of our famous heroes. How beautiful the sequence: "give me liberty or give me death?" Trust in God, but keep your powder dry." "Don't give up the ship." "I regret that I have but one Life to give to my country." "Lafayette, we are here!" "I do not choose to run a 1928." A certain pledge remarked, after completing the Turkey Run, that he was glad he hadn't chosen the turkey because it would be as thin as he felt. As a matter of economy it might be well to consolidate "Big Bill" Thompson's Citizenship Clubs in Kansas with the University County Clubs, and give the latter something to do. Lincoln's college would look well if aged in the coldewbs with the campus views placed in the high schools last year. Now that Mimi Elder's mertham was prove a fake, her main bid to publicity seems to lie in the fact that she wears clothes from Paris. There are two kinds of freshmen on the Hill today, the happy ones and the unhappy ones. In the first case the home high school won the Turkey day game. In the second case it lost. OXFORD OBJECTS Oxford is up in arms! Oxford is to be "binned" in "in order to show mankind what it stands for; what it is and has been; and to move in moving pictures the essential spirit of Oxford." The scenario entitled "The City of Youth" is based on a book written by a woman. Oxford men are resentful of the publicity of the affair, and indignant that a woman should write of Oxford twenty years ago. . . Now we in America would have quite a different reaction to a plan Thursday, Friday Saturday Fun, Feast and Frolic Fest Three Big Days in the Armory December 1. 2. 3 Lunch and dinner served each day for 50 cents—unique entertainment each evening—galleries, Dairy Foods, Hot Tamales, Dairy Foods, Hot Tamales, Frankfurter and Chili may be served. Hestia will serve you tea. Hot waffles each evening Your children will be pleased with the Dolls' House depict life on the University in nanaas campus. We would write to all our friends telling them 15 be aware of certain features of the campus. We would consider it a great ability stunt, and do all in our order to aid in letting the world now that we were being filmed. Conducted by Trinity Episcopal Guild The Fishing Pond will attract you Young or Old Remember the dates COUNTY CLUBS The County Club movement at the University has a purpose more constructive than that of influencing student to attend Kansas University. This purpose is the disassimilation of facts about the University that are not with us, and its subtilty as some of the most spectacular activities. But Oxford goes on objecting to the burg. We never敢刨understand what is being said. December 1,2,3 Whether the County Clubs choose to place pictures of carpus acnes and Jaghawk institutions before the high schools throughout the state, and to furnish useful information about the University, is a matter of expediency. The students in the high school receiving the gifts undoubtedly will welcome them as interesting views of a University which many of them, if not all, have never advanced education, the contact that the high school students will have with the work of the County Clubs will have a good will effect on the tate and nearby territory. The secretary of the aboriginal resolution who has been the instigator of this movement and has worked most diligently in perfecting the mechanism is worthy of much credit for introducing the University to its Literature may be as fake, but its presence on the lureur still gives a feeling of social superiority. On Other Hills After two years of research work, Dr. Otto Kirchhoff, graduate of the University of Maryland, states that "we have reached an is speed and accuracy of studying." Students from college in the view- city of the New England flood zone are enlisting in flood relief, clearing away any debris from homes in houses on houses in town hard by the flood Instruction in journalism is given in 193 colleges and universities in the United States. The entire issue of more than 600 copies of the Kitsy Katz, humorous publication at the University of Arkansas and at their annual Homecoming. Pruf, R. A. Moe of the University of Wyoming returned home from his vacation with the cell of an 80-pound man, which he billed himself with a knife. Commander Richard K. Bryd spoke before the students of The University of Ohio, The Atlantic and Disney Flight 71, illustrating his talk with motion pictures of his more recent works. The Knights of the Checkbook, secret order of the fathers of Northwestern University students, was overseeing a celebration at Brandon this fall. The members wear faithfully to "align all checks that are necessary for the success of their study while attending Northwestern, never to speak harmlessly to him when his account overdrawn, and to come back every year and give the place to them." A. Tiger rooster, plumber by trade, has not mixed a football game at Columbia in 32 years. College freshmen have less intellect than high school seniors, in the opin- The Department of Athletics of the University of Wisconsin is going to finance the building of u $250,000 field house. The University of Michigan is a fine picture with campus scenes and characters to show university life more vividly. Grantland Rice lists this mythical team and gives reasons for the selection of each man in Coller's for Dec. IG. On sale now. Five cents. All-America Teams for 1927 University Book Store Harl H. Bromson, Prop. SO2 Massachusetts "Naught Carr Compare With Gifts to Wear!" These Tyson Shirts couldn't be any more appropriate for Christmas if they had holly all over them! Smart new patterns, handsome durable fabrics the kind men like $2.50 up just the life of the average woman student is already too complicated without adding interglobale athletics. The aim is to be physically fit, for athletes, is the belief of the chairman of the advants for women at the University of Mishawaka. ion of Dr. William F. Lorenz, phyche- ristist of the University of Wichoan. Prizes were given to the oldest alumnus and also to the one who traveled the greatest distance to attend home-coming at Columbia, Missouri. At the University of Wisconsin the atch. awarded 210 letters to the man who provided services on the 1072 and 1073 awards, and an award 115 AMA inaugurations. A football game, cross country run, rapid swim, tug-of-war and pool-ball. Sports are played between freshmen and sophomores at the University of Cincinnati in an arena. Plain Tales From the Hill The extreme height of something or other is the extent to which these extreme height jokes have been overworked. The student who feels that the educational system is badly in need of In a few more years, presumably predict, the University administration will turn in its resignations to the football coaching staff. Reduction Sale Everyman's Library Leather 81 (regular price $1.60) Cloth 50 (regular price .80) We have decided to discontinue this famous series of shoes, which I change to pick some inexpensive Christmas presents. Book Nook 1021 Mass. one in contact with. "How's that?" queried one of his friends. adjustment yet continues diligently *study his daily assignments* is either a hypocrite or a martyr- *study the student himself* could not any which "Well he know that if he took all my clothes, I wouldn't have any use for a Gladstone." A student who and some clothes. History professor: Just because and a Glintstone bag lags recently, some of these things have been remarked to his friends, "That was balmed in a念書 book, people think the most considerate thief I have ever it must be so. fact with. A BRIDGE PRIZE Our Soles Do Not Rip which is attractive as well as inexpensive, is an ash tray of Cowan pottery. Prindell MANUFACTURY 833 Mass. By our special Goodyear hot wax process, we are able to guarantee our sales against ripping. J. B. Lowell Shop Shoe 17 West 9th Three doors west of innes Hackmat For Breakfast, Dinner or Late Supper Throughout the many years of our existence there has been developed about Brick's an atmosphere no restaurant of recent origin could possess. Quite naturally, Erick's is favored by the patronage of an impressively large proportion of the HIll's prominent students. Why not Brick's today? The OREAD CAFE Run by Harry Thursday STORE NEWS Courtesy-Quality-Value Novelty jewelry is sure to please the most fastidious. 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