PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1927 University Daily Kansar OFFICIAL Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Editorial Staff Editor-In-Chief George P. Benson Director of Production Doug Helffman Buddy Edison Jerry Hoffman Carlos Campos Bananu Parasno Editor-in-Chief Milton Eldridge Almanu Editor Milton Eldridge Palm Tree Editor Aian Munen Palm Tree Editor Aian Munen Kochman Editor Pearl Cursten Kochman Editor Pearl Cursten Gerritz Saray Holtsen Starry Holton Tatum Juhsen Trudley Jackson Jerry Alice Garill Ludovic Collier Business Staff Telephones Business Staff Advertising Manager Locale Report Ant. Advertising Mrr. William Charn Advertising Mmr. H. W. Hersen Folished in the afternoon, five then a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kampala, from the Press of the University of Kampala. Departament of Juridinahm. Entered as secretary mail matter September 17, 1904, at the office at Law office, Kauai, under the act of March 3, 1907. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1927 LATEST NEWS FROM THE ATHEN EGIC BATTLE FRONT Report of a chance meeting in Rob inson gymnasium halls. Coach Franklin C. Cappon (rushing into hall waving sheet of paper) "Say, Doc! Like to have you sign this." Dr. Forrest C, Allen; (Slapping Cappy on the back); "Sure will Cappy. Right here? How's every thing?" Doctor Allen: "All right." Coach Cappon: "Fine." Conch Cappon: "Thanks, Doc." ANCTHER DREAM COMES TRUE All of which makes us wonder just what it's all about, and if it is, about anything, how it ever came around to all this. The dream of students of earlier years became a reality yesterday when the lounge rooms of the first floor of the Union building were opened to the students and the public It is to be regretted that many of the students and members of the faculty of 1928, who were the first to contribute to the Memorial campaign and who gave the灵渠 to its successor, were also not the comforts of the Union building, Students and friends of the University are to make themselves at home in the Union building, but they should keep in mind what the present secretary of the Memorial corporation said, that the building was not built for the purpose of affording a place for teas and convictions. Netbob does a social center mean that the furniture is to be defended by some small student's name. The building is only half completed, but it already serves two important needs of the University, that of a cafeteria and a social center. The other two floors of the building will be completed when funds become available, which is in keeping with the policy of the Memorial corporation. Those that have gone before will not have the opportunity to enjoy the privileges of the Union building, neither will those that come after us if we fail to keep the faith and sincerity that made the Memorial building possible. AN ENVIABLE RECORD OC 545 labor disputes which came before the federal corollary service of the department of labor last year, 395 were adjusted. This is the cheering report issued Nov. 27th by Secretary of Labor Davis. The report goes on to say that it is felt that this record justifies the federal policy of non-intervention except upon invitation of one or both of the disputing parties. In his conclusion, however, Secretary Davis seems to overlook the many cases in which federal intervention has not been aaked, such, for instance, as the present mining controversy in Colorado, where personal safety, as well as private property, has been violated. What would the federal board of condiction if it were suddenly confronted by a nation-wide catalysis such as the strike of 1929? Isn't it possible that the economic safety of the nation would be much better served by a federal board with powers of compulsory arbitration not only in small and sporadic outbreaks causing only local loss, but also a more widespread and more destructive industrial disturbances? Experience in Canada and Australia would tend to point to an affirmative answer. Stamp collecting in a good deal like most mobiles. The crowd quits laughing at the "deduced fun" who collects them as soon as he finds something JUST TWO CENTS How much does your newspaper cost each morning？Just two cents, you say—the price of a postage包—an amount too small to mention. Just two cents is not what the paper costs. That is the price you pay. Two cents would not pay for the sheets of paper that the news items are printed on. Two cents would barely pay for the ink used on the single edition that you find at your doepeet each morning. A single newspaper represents brains, sweat, and blood. It represents human lives—things that can not be tabulated in dollars and cents. Each news item or dispatch comes only through an unlimited amount of time, energy, and sacrifice. News stories follow daring and risk. Editorials, if they are worth anything, are the work of intensely earnest endeavor. How much does your paper cost? You will never know. The senior journalist who bought one of the new class sweaters will soon find he has bought a permanent ticket to persecution by sociology instructors. BEAUTY OR BRAINS Now that the football season is over, the Kansan would like to recommend a medal of honor for the Drake player who knocked a Kansan pass over the goal line. The ball had been put in play from the thirty-yard line, and it was the fourth down. "A really nice-looking person probably is fecile-minded." With this assertion Dr. Frederick C. Pabet, Boston, chief justice of the Boston juvenile jail, brings comfort to those long suffering persons who have had an inferiority complex evertime they consulted their mirrors. But those who consider themselves homely should not become too ected on learning of this advantage they have over their handsome fellow. For Judge Cabot goes on to say that feeble-minded people are likely to be much more steady and reliable than their brilliant brothers, and are therefore likely to be successful. Now doesn't this put one in a quandary? If we decide that we are in the good-looking class we must accept the fact that we are feeble-minded, which it's not a nice self-descriptive adjective. On the other hand if we admit that we are homely we must also know that homely persons because of their surplus of gray matter lack the sturdiness and persistence which the more feeble-minded ones possess, and which may ultimately bring success. The student who was so proud about having the last word in a dispute with his instructor is still trying to think of something appropriate to say about his midsemester grade. It's a hard world. The Omma heiress who only bar- gained for the thrill of being married and as quickly divorced, and then was robbed of her furs, a double brush Reading of the attractively printed blue pamphlet advancing the cause of the Foundation—this pamphlet may be retrieved from any official waste hakeet anywhere in the nation—brings conviction that the $10 matriculation BIG BILL, INCORPORATED BIG BILL, INCORPORATED At first glance the boisterous, hilarious campaign of "Big Bill" Thompson and his Chicago cohorts in promotion of the America First Foundation for better citizenship in these United States seems to be a publicity stunt of major proportions. Quill Club will meet this evening at 8 o'clock in the rest room of central administration building: BERNARD BOCHI, Charlotter. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. 1X Wednesday, November 30, 1927 No. 65 BOTANY CLUB: HILL CLUB Bethany Club will meet all events at 7:30 a.m. at 1121 Lummisham street. Bethany Club will talk on "Kids of Color" the Christmas party will hold at HARRIET COWLES, LA. HARRIET COWLES C. BAND There will be no rehearsal of the head tonight. J. C. McCANLES, Director KAPPA PHI: It Will Continue to Be a "No Decision" Debate The Kaplan Phi fall initiation and banquet will be held Thursday evening, Dec. 1, at 5 o'clock in the Methodist Episcopal church. The alumnus are invited to attend. All members are urged to be present. BERNICE PALENSKE, Publicity Chairman. K. U. BAND: There will be a meeting of Fau Sigma Phi Thursday, Dec. 14 at 6:30 *eback in room 206 Frass hall*. MILLORS HOMMON, perchery. ETA SIGMA PHI: Concerning a debate between Prof. Albert Bushelln Hart and Owald Garrison Villard on the question of abolishing war — Profusor Hort Holdia — said Mr. Villard's response, Mr. Villard hoping, at least, that it could—press dispacches记 "there" MENTAL HYGIENE LECTURES: WOMEN'S COSMOPOLITAN CLUB: Dr. G. Leonard Harrison will continue his features on Mental Hygine Thursday, morning, Dec. 1, at 10:30 in room 287 central Administration Building. free and the $5 annual dues of the Foundation might possibly mean big money for Big Bill and his big boy companions. Editorial of the Day The Women's Community Club will meet tonight at 7:00 o'clock at Henley house. MARGARET HURTWITE, Vice President. Note, for example, the assurance that those who enter his Foundation will receive, as concrete evidences of their supreme sacrifice for the betrayment of themselves and their country, a facsimile of the original Declaration of Independence, suitable to frame, 10-3-4 by 21-3-4; a copy of the Constitution, especially made for framing, 21 by 22; a facsimile of Abraham Lincoln's letter to Mrs. Bixby, 10-1-9 by 12; and a facsimile of the Gettysburg Address, also 10-1-2 or 12. Perhaps we will be safe in discarding slickers and starting up the grade with our heavy coats for a few days anyway, for P. Connor has predicted temperatures below normal for the remainder of the week. Whether we like this announcement or not, we are thankful we will not have to guess on the weather every time we step out doors for the next few days. It will be a great relief. The only solution we can see for this perplexing situation is the one advocated by a friend who goes on the Hill wearing a slicker, carrying his overrear, and as he says, prepared to aid his vest. All this for $10 down and $5 per year ad nauseum! Competition marriage in Kansas may relieve a man of having to sup port his wife, but it doesn't relieve him of having to pay alimony. Many skiespers would say that the reason for this variation is that some students feel the necessity for showing off their new coat; and that the individuals with their shearers ballooning in the playful breeze are unfortunate enough not to have winter coats yet. THIS UNCERTAIN WEATHER A composite view is the one presented to the visitor on Mount Grouse these last few days. Some wear slickers, some fun fouts, and a few persons may be seen running around trying to keep warm without any sort of coats. --was no decision as to the winner of the debate." However, these differences do not mean that K. U. men and women do not know what is appropriate to wear for all occasions. For we are quite sure they have all read Email Post. It is simply a question of not knowing what the occasion will be. A decision that there can be no decision on that question in the wisest manner could be made. All debate on the question seems futile as long as war has the power, at any time, to annihilate it. The question, in the meaning the best and most enlightened friends of peace will have, is a way of "witting fire is with fire." Benjamin Franklin, for example, was just as good a pacifist as Mr. Villard is. As a philosopher Franklin was intrepid in the processes of civil strife and attractive of so much that was painfully built up by the industry of man, was humiliated to the processes of civil strife, but still attracted by philosophies—that there could be no such thing as a good war or a bad war. Franklin also perceived that his long life he believing that natives ought to set their differences without fighting, Franklin set his hand in Philadelphia, July 4, 1776, to a document which be thoroughly well understood was an important and people of England. Two years later, with his philosophy of peace machenk, and knowing, too, that the war then rung between the United States and France was one that, as to its consequences, he nailed concerned the ocean to entangle France in it on the side of his country, and, as is pretty well known, We came back and, September 17, we made a statement in another document that declared the common defense of America's new nation as "the central government, to which we commit committed great powers for the valuing of armies and navies for that This, we believe, is the only kind of preußisch competent to debate methods of abolishing war in this age. The athletic department of the University of Marseille is conducting bowling tournament. FOP RENT—Purchased apartment. 4 large rooms. Modern. After 5. 1733 Massachusetts street. 71 Want Ads —The Kansas City Star. LOST—Somewhere on campus Tuesday before Thanksgiving, 17-journey watch, which costs $10 reward. phone call Calvin at 975. 07 DANCING lessons. 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LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY Eye Glasses Exclusively 1925, Mass. DR. FLORENCE BARROWS DR. FLORIENCE DARROW'S Osteopathic Physician, Calls answered. Over Barber's Drug. Phone 2357 Tomorrow Night is Faculty Night at the New Cafeteria Attractive Food Good Music A New Cafeteria Fun, Feast and Frolic Fest Three Big Days in the Armory December 1,2,3 Thursday, Friday Saturday Lunch and dinner served each day for 50 cents—unique entertainment each evening—great for kids. Good Foods, Food Tunnels, Frankfurters and Call may be insured. Insure from Hire or you test them. Hot waffles each evening Your children will be pleased with the Dolls' House The Fishing Pond will attract you Young or Old Conducted by Trinity Episcopal Guild Remember the dates A BRIDGE PRIZE December 1,2,3 which is attractive as well as inexpensive, is an ash tray of Cowan pottery. OMAHA HAT WORKS Shining Parlor We clean all kinds of base, both Ladies' and Gentle's. We reblock and recharge any shape of hat; we change the inner or the outer layers of a hat or other material used. Prices no more than at other shops. Tel. 255 A Sane Christmas For your shopping list during the next three weeks, we suggest: This year why not present those gifts whose durability and useful qualities will serve as a reminder of the Christmas spirit throughout the year? A Peninsular heating stove will preserve the warm Christmas atmosphere throughout the winter months. Stuart Warner Radios—A Winchester Shot Gun—Electric Percolators and Toasters—Wagons, Sleds, and other mechanical toys—Tool Kits, Knives, Flash Lights—and a multitude of other articles which may be used with pleasure and profit in the home, the work shop, or playground. Green Brothers Hardware 633 Mass. "Naught Can Compare With Gifts to Wear!" He buys his clothes at Ober's all through the year so naturally he expects the Ober label on his gifts at Christmas time! You- Name the number of different articles available at your College Book Store and win a prize. First Prize $5.00 Second Prize $3.00 The winners in our last contest were: Ed Ryan — Louis Miller — Philip Harrington Ask at either store for information regarding this contest which closes Dec. 10th Store No. 1 Rowlands Book Store 1401 Ohio Street Double Service Store No. 2 Rowlands Anne: 1237 Orcid 1