PAGE TWO MONDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1927 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN University Daily Kansar OFFICIAL STUDENT PAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF KAISAR LAWRENCE, KANSAS Editorial Staff Editor-in-Chief George B. Rasson Editor-In-Chief Sunday Editor Roger Hoffman Gammon Editor Michael Pignato Hawaiian Pignato Almalim Editor Milton Eldridge Almalim Editor Flint Tale Editor Almani Editor Flint Tale Editor Almani Editor Kochman Editor Percy Clerk Kochman Editor Percy Clerk Gertie Rathbone Richard Sullivan Helen Tatum Robert Mole Jason Brady Peter Furter Jason Brady Jason Furter Alice Gaucell Linear Curve Business Staff Advertising Manager...Loselle Reppert Aust., Advertising Mgr...William Chr 4 Advertising, Mgr...R. W. Hervé Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by abbreviation in the Department of Journalism of the University of Ames, from the Press of the University of Ames. Entered as second-class mailmaster September 15, 1916, at the post office at Lawrence, Kauai, under the net of March 2, 1917. MUD AND SLIME MONDAY, NOVEMBER 28,1927 During the Thankgiving vacation the athletic situation at the University became so acute that comment of press, alumni, friends and ever other uninterested bystanders came forth in print, in letters and by word of mouth in profuse quantity. In fact, the two Kansas City papers have seized upon this choice bit of administrative sanction, which the public likes to read with such zest, and are seemingly trying to thresh the matter out by public opinion. We seriously question the sincerity of this publicity and feel that this sort of goosepil and public muck raking will bring no genuine good to the University or the public. The University here, if left to itself, can easily ride this mulch which has been made into a mountain by only minn-interested parties. The athletic department will go on, and continue a new coaching staff, and continue to produce football teams. Couch Capon will be remembered as the man whose team beat Missouri in 1927. Doctor Alen as director of athletics will continue to be hailed as the man who, for six years, brought home a Valley championship in basketball, in addition to making remarkable progress for clean and fairly-played games. This is a question for the University of Kansas alone to decide. A more complete and lasting solution can be heed to reach without the aid of every Tom, Dick and Harry who saw the Kansas football team play some school some five years ago and who knows just where to place the blame and who, in an unassigned letter, offers a remedy that "nagunot fail." Sixteen Lascar millets are going to jail for a four weeks' stay rather than brave the "cold" of America. Some Jayhawker must have told them of the wind ground Dyche museum. IONS COMPANIONATE COMPANIONS Believing that puppy love is only the beginning of a dog's life, E. Halderman-Julius, Girard publisher, liberal and atheist, not only endorses the theory of companionate marriage as a means of escape from matrimonial discord, but has determined to try it out within his own family. The Haldeman-Juliuses have declared emphatically that the wedding Thanksgiving day at Girard was not a test case of Judge Bon S. Lindsay's companion marriage. The curious public asks: "What is it, then? A public scheme?" Yes, this is what the airier sammers down to. For what else could it be, since the divorce courts still demand the same procedure, and divorces are not granted willy-nilly at the mutual desire of any one couple? No, there is the dreaded airing of personal affairs that even this companion marriage must face if, perchance, the couple prove incompatible. Why should this young couple seek public justification for their desires when after all their marriage is bound by the same law as other marriages? The Kaman can see only a questionable move behind the affair. To some, this marriage appears to be no honest experiment; but the one rative assigned by this juvenile marriages will lead the thoughtful to reflect upon the others who seek the same end by other manus and receive only the condemnation of society. As time goes on it seems more and more likely that Cat's classic "choose" enigma will go down in history along with the riddle of the Sphinx and the never-solved mystery as to how many angels can stand on the point of a needle. President Coolidge is inconsistent in his promised program of economy. His intact breach is not concerned with the proposed Mellon tax controversy either. In fact this step will have dire consequences on his chances in private life. EVIDENCES OF ECONOMY The wante of which we accuse him is the undetermined expense attached to his press report "I do not choose" issued last July. The press last week gave the account of seventy questionnaires, asking what Coolidge meant when he said "do not choose," sent out to as many Vermont and Massachusetts men and women carefully selected for their knowledge of New England collégiaries. The replies agreed that he said no and meant no. But look at the cost of that particular clandestine of phrasology based upon such narrow collegialism that even a freshman pleiotic student would have slammed. Seventy questionnaires—cost depending upon printed letter or mincegourd sheet—seventy two-cent stamps—as many more for answers if the context conductor was polite—salary of a ding clerk and public man. It all amounts up to more than the famous saving on enrons. Then, too, think of the sleepspeaks of many politicians at three dollars a bed. Total the inches of newspaper columns of comment and news as determined by clipping bursters, and send to the government auditing bureau for computation. Yeu, Mr. Coogleid, the saving on the use of "i*juste Mot" would have entitled you to two more Indian feathers, another bromo and a life's subscription to Liberty magazine. An Exebel Springs man recently that his golf endly. Undoubtedly the spook speaks just as the man was about to make his drive. He will be acquitted if there are any golfers on the jury. DO IT NOW "Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. As by the one health is preserved, strengthened and ingrivated, so by the other virtue, which is the health of the mind, is keep alive, cherished and confirmed." So wrote Addison long years ago, and the analogy is equally fitting today. A diregard for the truth in either field brings its dire results. Neglect of gymnastics, mental as well in physical, invariably produces the luggage. University students and instructors who took time to hear Will D. Howe, of the editorial board of Scribner's, last Tuesday afternoon, had these truths vividly recalled. Aspirations paused on her essay 'The extinction by the more practical obliques of existence, were recreated by 'miner hand. Too many of us who long for the companionship which can be found only in the pages of a book, deny our pleasure this pleasure. Later, after we have attended to business and established ourselves in a financial and social way, we expect to turn to matters more "cultural." But that time may never come. If it does we may learn, as have many before us, that we have forgotten how to read; that our brain can no longer behold the hidden beauty. Then, saddest of all facts, it will be too late to make it a part of us. There is no time so opportune as the present; none so rich with possibilities. No matter how poor we are, no matter how busy we are, we should enrich the experiences of each day with the more subtle sentiments of literature. Finding time is largely a matter of apportioning properly the OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. IX Monday, November 28, 1927 No. 63 The Christian Science Society at the University of Kansas will hold in regular weekly meeting Tuesday at 7:00 p.m. in Myers Hall, university library. For more information, call (801) 265-7533. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY: The regular meeting of the University Women's Club on Thursday, Dec. 17, at my hall at 3 o'clock will be a threeparty for the members, Mrs. Roxana A. C. Meyer and Ms. L. J. E. Fitzgerald. UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S CLUB: FLORENCE M. HODDER, Social Chairman. time at one's disposal, and we shall never begrudge the minutes than spent. "I well, I have my Christmas list made out now," said a University woman as she came from an 8:30 file morning. After all, the problem is not one of time. A few minutes daily will suffice; just enough to create the reading habit. The major problem is the development of taste, the ability to distinguish between the good and the bad, between the trivial and the worth while. This can come only after continuous exploration of the masters. Explicitly the "engaging" policy on the navy department has met with success. We have not learned of the details of the technique. We probably never shall. The point is, Rear Admiral Thomas P. Maginder has been billed. There are those who in the first place branded the navy officers as a fool and who are now enveloped that another erring son has learned his lessons in discipline. There were others who looked up to the man as a crumbling here inspired by the failt which conviction alone can bring. KALEIDOSCOPIC All of which places us in a rather embarrassing position. A short time ago, Maggruder was, in his eyes of the world, a contemptuous former. Today he is, of his own its, nothing better than an insane ant and, perhaps, a cutter. Both factions are quick to recognize the inconsistency of Magruder's actions. Both sides believe that they detect a weakness of character. The difference between the two is that we detected it before the other. If the charges made against the war department can be justified, the Rear Admiral should have been willing to stolice his all upon the introduction of the necessary reform measures. He should have been willing to sacrifice any personal rank or station for the general public good which he apparently so nobly championed. If the understaking was not worth this price, he should wisely have kept silent in the first place. Headliner Almanac Charte Death in Dive Hirepool 10,000 Fly in Air Evidently he hasn't much use for the bomber system. The Stage Neek Stilcher --though if I did, they would be nice things, or at least interesting. As to being well, rather risque, it has far less of a risk than not being well, so probably can just be given the term of stopping alone in that definition whether up or down in for a while. --though if I did, they would be nice things, or at least interesting. As to being well, rather risque, it has far less of a risk than not being well, so probably can just be given the term of stopping alone in that definition whether up or down in for a while. Shubert—"Gay Parce" with Charles "Chic" Sales. Coach: "Why if you can't play any better football than that, even Missouri could beat you." Teams: "Yes, but we're Kansas, and we're fighting for our honor!" And thus starts the 1927 edition of *New York Winter Garden Review*, which uncovers the hardest, slightly riguez until the last curtain, slightly riquez at times, but sufficiently delicate to avoid upsetting the more aesthetically pleasing. Laughter and music, however, are not supplemented by art and beauty, in contrast to many books; they are the more accurate statement. Beauty, through an unusually attractive, charm, and art, through the hands of her friends, she gathers in making one's idea of Paris very enthusiastically favored one. Beauty is vastly vaguely to the extreme, sometimes the bulk of it, and at other times, the details. "Chile" is still the same popular importer, palling much the same stuff that he has pulled on the European market. The impersonations are good, but the one "He Kawai Iloacha," in which he plays the part of an old soldier, so far excels at the task, and quickly forgets. To those who have seen him before, he is still "Chie" Sales, and therefore good, and to those who don't have a facial importer without an equal. There is another show inside this larger one, and that is in Blink Gould, the musician who has been with her first song, makes a direct bit while it is given impromptu with her hair draped on top. The scene comes in the second act with her chinging of a婪歌 of popular songs. Make It a Footwear Christmas The chorus, the Gay Pardee Girls, do not deserve last mention in any paper for they are the most perfectly trained choirs that has ever come this year. There is a very dery why they bring so much about Tiliae choirs. The girls are attractive, but that sounds rather nerdy. We need good Golds in regarded to costumes, "there is no more to be seen." In their danceing, it is as if they were controlled by one large spring, operative rhythm and graceful dancing. In several of the scenes excellent effects have been obtained with the painting, but not in making up a composite picture of art study as a background for the Near the very first of the performance area, a bundle of dancing by the name of Ester Starling, unclosed large quantities of it and although it was a long time before she came back again, it was well worth the wait. The singer entered in the "Gold Flags" moved heavily and deserved it. There are 150 people in the show and I can't talk about them all, al Give Slippers as presents Felt or Leather $1.50 to $6.00 After 20 years of planning and lord by the administration, student alums, alumni, students, teaching staff and of sharing it union building. The structure is to cost $300,000 completely furnished and will be built on a wing with an open hall in future. The part to be built now will con include a lobby, man's and women' louge rooms, book store, banque for various school organizations. 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