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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1027
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
University Daily Kansan
OFFICIAL STUDENT PAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas
Editorial Staff
Editor-in-Chief
George B. Beaton
Boston Editorial
Honoree Piano Editor
Hunkey Editor
Compass Editor
Codine Editor
Alamani Editor
Piggert Hoffman
Alamani Editor
Piggert Hoffman
Flame Tite Editor
Allan Mayer
Flame Tite Editor
Allan Mayer
Fuchsinger Editor
Allan Mayer
Glossary Editor
Glossary Editor
Rickman Editor
McMahon
Jack Stump
Jodie Trahill
Jason Spencer
Louise Pierce
Chelsea Cox
Henry Tartan
Garcia Tortoise
Kevin Strimple
Paul Fanter
Business Manager
Advertising Manager
Antl. Advertising Mgr.
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Antl. Advertising Mgr.
Lorille Reporter
William Clark
R. W. Bering
Topographical Business Office K. U. 6, News Room K. U. 24 Night Connection 2701K3
Published in the aftermath, five times in the United States and the Department of Journalism of the U.S. Government, and three times in the Department of Journalism, on December 17, 1958, at the postwar summer meeting of the American Journalists Association, March 4, 1960.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1927
WILL WE? WE WILL!
The hour draws near. It is the zero hour. Every mind is concentrated upon one objective. We win.
Though not a successful season, who is there that can deny that the Jay-hawker team is better than it has been for three years? The backfield can carry the ball, pass, and kick. The lice can charge and hold. Kansas has a football team this year. Tomorrow these eleven clad-clad representatives of Kansas will take the field as a single man—a man wit his mind and strength set for victory. The Kansas team will fight. Will you?
It's not the team that will win or lose tomorrow. It's the University of Kansas. Every student should be there tomorrow fighting with his moral and vocal support. The weather may be bad. But it will be just as bad for the thousands of Missouri who are making this trip in the atmost of confidence that their team will score at will. Missouri believes this to be the easiest game of the so-far ever-victorious season.
Forget your cans and worries.
Share the brunt of the battle with the team. Kanaas Fight!
Sue Sue says that she's sort of glad that it turned out cold after all because it's so much more impressive to walk across the campus with an acrobat garbed in a football sheepskin instead of the ordinary-looking K sweater.
TOO SEVERE
The Kanan is thoroughly in accord with the athletic board which debt punishment to two University students for selling tickets to football games, but it believes that the board could have given out a less severe punishment. To forbin one student to witness any athletic contest played at Lawrence and to give the other such treatment until the board cares to withdraw the action, 's according to the Kanan's belief, much too stringent punishment.
Neither of the students made a huge amount of money from their sale of one ticket, nor was either making his way through the University by "ticket scalping," yet the athletic board gives them the maximum punishment. Any rule which will prohibit a University student from seeing a home athletic contest for an entire year can be considered maximum punishment for witnessing games is an activity which is a vital part to the school life of the majority of students.
The athletic board can say that these men should have thought of the punishment before they sold the tickets and that they knew of the wrong they were doing; however most human beings thinks of the penalty after they have done the act. The board may also be making an example of these two men, but it is an unpopular one.
the Kavan thoroughly agrees with the athletic board that the men should be given some punishment, but it does feel that the board's action was too severe and that it will only make the student who occasionally sells his ticket to a friend when he finds he can't attend a game, be a trifle more careful of where and how he completes the transaction.
HOBO DAY ON OREAD
We're hobes from the city.
We're hobes from the farm.
We're bold, but gentle hoebes,
For we mean an earthy harm.
We're hooves filled with mischief
We're hooves clad like sin.
We're wild and wooled hooses,
But with noble hearsia within.
"We're 'cumbabitable' hoooh,
"though people human just like you.
We're hungry for a tiger
So; we're gonna beat Messi!
We're
-A Hobo Alumna.
WELCOME HOMECOMERS
The old Campus has changed since you were here. The Union building and the Auditorium have broken the ever changing skyline of the University.
Do you like it? We hope you do, for although it has perhaps been several years since you were an undergraduate in Old K. U. it is still your school, and we want you to feel at home. These have changed; professors have changed the student body; teachers have changed the University; and so on forever.
We are now the undergraduates,
and are trying to fill your places in
the various schools and departments
on the Hill. We are keeping up the
traditions of the University of Kansas,
but still we need the guidance of
those that have gone before. -
We are glad that you are here. -
We are glad that you are here Make yourselves at home.
One hundred and fifty dab baby whales have been washed up 'on the Scottish coast, and the authorities are in a quandary saying that no one can be found who will be responsible for removing them. It is too bad that they don't have a congress to refer the maltor to.
THANK YOU, MR. MERCHANT
Mr. Merchant, in the past some students on the Hill have criticised you when you felt that they were unjust in expecting you to close your store on Saturday afternoons during the football games. Some students, like some human beings, are rather thoughtless, however.
Students in general are not as unappreciative as gerbilips declare them to be. They realize that closing a store is not just a case of locking the door, conveying one's self and one's help to the stadium, and cheering lastly. They know that it means the loss of a considerable amount of trade which it might not be possible to make up on another time.
It is somewhat inconvenient for a Lawrence housewife to make her way up town, only to find your store closed. I irritate ing, too. Then, also, most of the farmers in the Lawrence trade territory reserve Saturday afternoon for purchasing supplies for the coming next week. We are aware of this.
Students do realize that you incu-
considerable loss when you close your
store and let your clerks go for the
major portion of the afternoon. And
they thank you for it. They want
you to know that they appreciate
your loyalty to the University and to
the team.
In Salem, Oregon, pupils have gone on a strike because their new principal wore long skirts and hair. The pendulum does swing.
The "the men" of the past will be gassing all over the campus relating to their school days they went ut and pulled up the neighbor's corn;
Today and tomorrow the old Grads will be strutting their stuff on the campus. Not all the old Grads will be preening their feathers on this pre-Thanksgiving day celebration. There is that small group who did not get the chance to let the steam escape while they were on M. Oread. The stuff that will make these few sturf, will on closer observation, be found lodged in their little pocket hip-flask. Others will strut because they know positively that no great pranks have been performed on M. Oread since their day.
WHY THE GRADS STRUT
AWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY
Eye Glasses Resolutions
DR. FLORIENCE BARREWS
FLORIENCE BARREWS
Callsie, Callsie
older sister's Phone
Phone 2321
JAY JANES:
There will be a stunt practice at the stadium this evening at 4:30 o'clock.
Every member must be present.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. IX
Fridays, 18 November, 10.127
No. 60
DOLPHA SMITH, Vice President
There will be a special "Homecoming" meeting of all Baptist young people and their friends Sunday afternoon, at 6:45 o'clock at the First Baptist Church in Oakland.
BAPTIST STUDENT GROUP:
But remember, she will come, and conquer. She will be given a recipient long to be remembered. Pome and calendar will mark her visit.
MATHEMATICS CLUB:
There will be a meeting of the Mathematics Club Monday at 4:00 o'clock a room 201 cast administration building. Mary Bates will give a talk on Leibnitz and Mr. Dementi will speak on "Figurative Numbers." Refreshments will be served.
CLEO WILCOX, President.
Let us make the trip to the near village to do justice to this famous renameman. She has inwarded the wo-
how they pushed street cars off the tracks, and how they raided the grocery store and carried off the beans and eggs. They will cite instances where men performed superhuman acts on the football field; how Kanna man went for weeks without shaving.
But what if Miss Elder had been unfortunate enough to fall into the deep waters of the Atlantic outside of a stoaener's path, and had gone to her destruction? Who of the cheering multitude would have praised her then?
**area of America and the world, with**
**beer brewing and valve. She but placed**
**whalm atop the pillar of worship.**
**Long live Ruth Rider!**
She would in all probability have been criticized, "The bit sally, why did she ever attempt such a stunt?"
The handle announcing the organization of 70-year-old Martin Wheeler and his 29-year-old bride, road, "Girl Bride Stands Pat." Too bad she couldn't stand Martin.
We are informed that in the near future the world's most renowned woman is to visit Kauai City. The lipstick queen, the brave lacey who ricked all to save her lip-stick, is to be with as soon. She too will share in honors such as were given President Wilson, Coolidge, Queen Marie, Lindbergh, and the "hour" when they came back from across.
before the Kansas-Missouri game. The juvenile student turned a causal car to the table, discredits the fifty per cent and sees what really makes the old Grads stir their stuff when they return to St. Orcad.
SUCH POPULARITY MUST BE DESERVED
LESLIE McKEEHEN, President.
It was merely a craving to be in the limelight. Just what she deserves? Too bad and all that, but she should never have started."
Oh, consaltency, whither hast thou flown?
The story in a paper yesterday of a son shooting his niece by jumping on a gun which the man was etching, seems in the same category as the hypothetical one told by the journalist who said, in illustrating what constitutes news, that when a dog bites a man it is not news but a man bites a dog it is news.
*Balloon Record Glories Dead?*
*Heading in the Kansas City Post.*
All of which might be a great corralation to the directed balloonist.
And while we we can't looking the Pop Gun went Pan-Hollenic.
The man we can not understand is the one who used his wife for divorce because she purplied in playing poker. And it was definitely proved at the trial that he won every game.
Seeing the Shows
By Gertrude R. Sowey
Varsity--Ebelarat Relation in the light, but sniffing picture, "Pictures Don't Lie." There is nothing deep or lamenting about this show, but it is good for a new year.
Durd Sterling, as the forbidden Mr. Jones, does a good job of forgetting, that is about in a lot. Like Mr. Jones, you do it over and over, zoom on it is over. The acting is not outstanding and the plot is not so show is entertaining in sorts of that.
The Brown Jr. comedy run with the feature in undoubtedly the worst shown in Lawrences this fall. The show is about a girl who asks about the New England flood.
Physical examination of 395 freshmen and sophomore women in the University of Arkansas revealed that about 85 per cent had digestive feet.
Home Comers Welcome
Showing
of Fur Coats
and
Cloth Coats That are richly Fur-trimmed will be of interest to Returning Visitors to
this week-end
RENT-A-FORD CO.
916 Mass. Phone 653
Appreciate Your Business
We
**A Burial of the Young Man Who Went to College and Lost His Religion**
From W. H. Blythe, who speak on this subject at Unity Forum, 12th A, V1, S1s
**RIP**
YOUR Telephone Bill
After November 1st, a new method of sending out telephone bills will be put into practice.
This change will divide the task of preparing the bills into six periods, and will enable us to render a more satisfactory bill.
Instead of all bills being sent out on the 1st of the month, as in the past, the central offices or exchanges will be divided into 6 groups, and each group will have a different billing date. The new billing dates will be the 1st, 6th, 11th, 16th, 21st, and 26th of the month.
A notice accompanying your telephone bill will explain the new plan in detail.
SOUTHWESTERN BELL TELEPHONE COMPANY
NOTICE: This store will be closed during the game Saturday
WELCOME! OLD GRADS and other Visitors, too!
We want you to make Ober's
your headquarters
just like you used to do
in your stucent days.
This is one place
This is one place where the faces haven't changed much and you'll find the same cordial welcome you used to get in the old days!
Come in!
where Society Brand Clothes are sold
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