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MONDAY, OCTOBER 10. 1927
University Daily Kansar
Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas
Editorial Staff
Editor-in-Chief
Paull Perter
News Editor
Jacob Tatum
News Editor
Jadie Tatum
Night Editor
Stacey Parkard
Almanac Editor
Bernice Pataski
Almanac Editor
Gerritsse Grove
Plain Tatum Editor
Editor
Richard Haskins
Sports Editor
Richard Haskins
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAS
Other Board Members
Frank Tuffany William Griffith
Joe McIntyre Paul Bostom
John Dixon John Cox
John Spike Judson Brandon
Ladue Lucien Prayer Hoffman
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Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Alabama, Press of the Department of Journalism.
Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kannan, under the act of March 2, 1997.
MONDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1927
A LIFE, NOT A LIVING
"If you are coming to these institutions of higher learning merely to help yourself make a living, you are wasting your time," said William Allen White, Saturday. If Mr. White had told the students nothing else, his speech would still have been worthwhile; for too many students do not realize until, after graduation, they are offered $20 a week, that a college education is not assurance of an easily won fortune.
Too much has been made in the past of statistics showing how many dollars a day a college education is worth. College men usually do make more money; but that is incidental. As Mr. White said, "Anyone can make a living" But not everyone can live, in the full sense of the word.
A college education primarily teaches us to live; and man does not live by bread alone. Those 129 to whom Mr. White was dedicating the Union building still live, though they are dead; for they knew of a need greater than their own and answered with their lives. It is in college that we learn of the needs of our profession, our social group, or state, nation and world. It is in saving the need of others that life comes more abundantly. Make money? Yes; enough. But to live—that is what we want.
A New York woman set a record by preparing a meal in 29 minutes. The menu was: Hors d'oeuvres, filet mignon, canuliflower in a Hollandaise, lettuce and tomato salad with Russian dressing, chocolate whip. That is, the contest committee called it a meal.
"Potato chips, soda pop, candy bars, programs!" Did you hear the echo of this euphonic combination reverberate through Memorial stadium between intervals of the "Rock Chalk" last Saturday in the Kansas-Wisconsin game?
Despite the testimony of one woman who was unable to exhort the team to mightier efforts owing to the soda boy's absence, spectators at the game were furnished amply with potato chips, soda pop, candy bars, programs. One no had any difficulty in purchasing a program. The program distribution was perfect. Neither did anyone lose patience or temper when agile moving vendors darted from ramp to ramp between rows of spectacles. No, it was a good natured crowd at the opening game. Of course, opening game crowds usually are benevolent. They have to be.
POTATO CHIPS, PROGRAMS
The needy athletes saw their teamsmates out on the field fighting for the old pigskin-between halves. That they were needly there can be little doubt, because they did not wear the immaculate white dress of the program dispensers of past years who guarded the entrances against indiscretors who would see the game without the indispensable guide.
Necessarily we like the harmony of the call, "potato chips, soda pop, candy bars, programs." It has the touch of primitive rhythm. Perhaps it will inspire some talented student to write "The Epic Stadium."
Whistes? They have played an important part in the progress of civilization. They have warned innocent people of a coming danger, have heralded important events, have prevented accidents, and sometimes have been blown on time on the University campus.
SH-H-H! QUIET!
Studently, the official whistle counts has been subjected to fully to the environment of the student. He has learned, or perhaps it came naturally, to take his little cat nap during every 50 minute interval. Can you see him? Leaned back in his chair, he closed his over eared eyes, his mind deeply involved in some weight question, he forgets the whistle. He is not a man of the material world. He is a dreamer. He can not be bothered by the more fact that it is time for the 10:30 class to be freed from a lecture on immigration, chemistry, or what-not.
The classidgets. Feet shuffle on the floor. Notebooks are opened and closed. The instructor talks on and on. He has a watch before him but he is blind. Tempus fugit.
Shh-h-h. Do not talk above a whisper. The whistle tooter is talking his nap.
An optimist is one who gets his penel ready as he approaches the reserve desk in Watson library.
The city of Columbia, Mo., has arranged to have its street repurring completed in time for the big football games this fall when it will be host to many people.
A LESSON FROM COLUMBIA
The city of Lawrence might well learn a lesson from Columbian and repair a number of her brick sidewalks, on which student traffic is particularly heavy. There are a number of those places in need of repair. One of these places is just east of the Alpine Delta Pi House on Louisiana street where a path has been worn inside the walk. Students have to use the path unless they prefer to run the path of getting a wrenched ankle or a lost heel.
We who are temporary residents in awrence would appreciate this small bow of hospitality.
Love makes the world go 'round it is also a great help to the rented business.
CUR HELPFUL STATE
DEPARTMENT
Our Helpful Department of State
After a period of somewhat prolonged inertia, our indispensable Department of State has at last awarded to a sense of duty, and plunged with energetic ardor and self-effort into the task confronting it. That the department is ready to shoulder all responsibility in promoting fair play in the election activities in the forthcoming presidential campaign in Nicaragua is evidenced in the recent letter of Secretary Kekgo to Senator Borah.
The Department of State is to be commended in this step toward an extensive expansion program. It will not be long now, presumably, before our exited department, with characteristic generosity, will be advising the young monarchs of Europe about conducting the affairs of their nations, or perhaps counseling the great Mussolini as to successful methods of enforcing edicts.
Not only should the Department of State supervise the election itself, but it might with profit to Nicaragua, extend a helping hand in the business of nominating candidates. We should also like to suggest, in case such action has not occurred to the Department of State, that fitting use of the United States marries might be made in the enforcement of the department's infiltrate decisions and dismembered choices. Secretary Kellogg should not delay in securing the cooperation of the War Department. Of course, the Nicaraguas at first might be hesitant in coming to an appreciation of the aid lent by department officials, but it is ever a characteristic of human nature to resent failures. Without doubt it will not take the Nicaraguas long to realize that the kindness of the United States Department of State will be advantageous to their country.
The Christian Science society at the University of Kansas will hold its regular weekly meeting Tuesday at 7:30 a.m. in Myers Hall, University of Kansas.
CIRCISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY;
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. 1X
Monday, 10 October, 1927
No. 20
JAY JANE8:
There will be a meeting of the Jay James on Tuesday at 4:30 p.m. in his rest room of central Administration building. Mozilla Zoll Wear
FACULTY OF GRADUATE SCHOOL:
There will be a meeting of the faculty of the Graduate School on
accesory at 4:30 p.m. in the auditorium on the third floor of central Ad-
ministration Building.
PL SIGMA ALPHA;
11) Sigma Alpha will hold a business meeting in the Political Science
mice 101 west administration building, at 4 p.m. Wednesday. Otl. 12
all men's basketball team, at 6 p.m. Wednesday.
Calvin Evans, secretary-treasurer.
ACTIVITY TICKETS:
The all-sports activity tickets will be on sale after: 4:30 Wednesday
ket. 12.
F. C. A'bell, director of athletics.
Plain Tales From the Hill
--in the campaign for new members between the Y. W, C. A, and the Y, M, C, A at the University of Mississippi to participate in the pattern of the "Spirit of St. Louis" are used to show the progress of each organization. The two planes are stretched on wire between the two planes of the two planes at a center wire between the two planes are numbers which record the percentage reached. The planes are painted with the blue triangle representing the Y. W, and the red triangle of the Y. M, C. A.
A freshman at a boarding club naked what was meant when "88" was asked for—he was informed that it was an old football signal which he remembered. The title "88" seems to be the prevalent name for any kind of spread.
A fraternity pledge was being sworn in by the university's registrars. He had just finished with Chi Omega when the telephone rang: "Chi Omega," he answered in the通话.
Miss Hull claims the marathon sleeper. A boy on the front row of her rhetoric class went to sleep, slept through the entire hour and three hours of humbling she left. Overcome with the idea that he might be suffering from some unusual malady she went back to arouse him and found him wandering the mall, looking at a man who said that "he didn't mean to say that."
The feature class was discussing the death of a noted blind pianist who had the reputation of being able to reproduce any music he heard. Somone suggested that the blind piano player insisted, in fact that he was an idiot.
"No, he was an intelligent man," he
extricated one member of the class,
and said, "He is wise and good,
winner reply. 'Well, what if he was
intelligent?' Any intelligent man in
the world."
In the paper of Colorado College is an advertisement which reads:
Westerday evening two young ladies collecting for W, Y. C. A., called at a certain burgain and asked for Miss Jane to join them in Miss Jailette's Miss Miss Jailette ever lived there they instantiated that she had given that as her address. A young man offered the information that it was a frat lady and sent her to Mr. Jr. Jailette. But the girls had fled.
"WANTED": A large spotlight by the "dorm" girls to focus on our nummies serenaders. The boys seem to be extremely bashful about disclosing their identity, especially in the children's serendale between paddles."
"You come to Lawrence to go to the University just like you go to the senator for a vocation in political parties class in explaining why Lawrence is not necessarily the legal residence of those whose parents live elsewhere.
In the department of journalism improperly prepared papers for a certain class go into what is known as an academic paper. Students asked if such papers could be rescued, murmured sadly, "No." After they are in the Hellsack, they must
Special rates now on for your Jaw- wimmer gloss. Make appointments early. Lawrence Studio, ground floor, 27 Mass, St, phone 415—Adv.
On Other Hills
--in the campaign for new members between the Y. W, C. A, and the Y, M, C, A at the University of Mississippi to participate in the pattern of the "Spirit of St. Louis" are used to show the progress of each organization. The two planes are stretched on wire between the two planes of the two planes at a center wire between the two planes are numbers which record the percentage reached. The planes are painted with the blue triangle representing the Y. W, and the red triangle of the Y. M, C. A.
George "Potay" Clark, new coach at Butler University, will bulldogs with their first game under his coaching Chot I. They beat Munich Normal, 40 to 12. Clark formerly was backfield coach at the University of Missouri, at times, that was head coach at the University of Kannapolis.
Several students and a night watchman at the University of Oklahoma suffered injured toes as a result of a prank played by somebody after they had walked across a carpeted in on an offending piece of paper on the walk was a big brick. At each kick from innocent passersby, the kick made the shoe snap, and that the night watchman strolled by and with one grand kick, he attempted to drive the paper to the gutter. They say that he now removes the knife from his sidewalks, with a taz of the hand.
Washburn, College has received a
designation as an honorary fellow of
George W. Read Jr., a former Wash-
born student. The collection has been
placed in the Malvane art museum.
Washburn is also a member of the
Central High School of Kansas City, Mo., has installed a chase for deaf students on a par with all other students. The school was demonstrated by a student in the school that deaf students could be made to fit in harmoniously with public speakers. The school demonstration, Mise Etienney Hammond has been given a class of seven. The class is conducted in life-reading. The class never touches the average have been done.
Five rules must be observed by freshmen at the University of California at Los Angeles, or they are subject to apprehension from the Sophos-
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more Services society. They are: All freshmen must sit in the balcony at all times. Freshman must be found balancing in the room or arresting "quenching" on the campus in tabo; high school jewelry must not be worn; upper classmen should show respect to upper classmen.
Students at the University of Oakland are passing fewer "hot" tests this year than usual, according to the school's Retail Credit Men's Association. The secretary stated that much of the blame of had checks in the past may have been on students who handed students checks on a bank different from that they had requested. Others were written by the school itself, and they had deposited their money in.
The Y, M, C, A, of Southwestern College of the Mississippi valley at Memphis, Team, in changing its line up for the season. We have meetings of a parental devotional nature, the association is sponsoring the team's practice and two men's dormitories. Football games, trials of strength, and field games will be among the events included.
Houston, Texas, boasts the fact of having more school lunchrooms than any other city in the country. Three are to be added soon the 60 new schools that has been recognized as having the largest number up to this time.
The flaps which have forecast weather conditions to all Madison, Wis. for winter, will not be replaced by the new flaps provided to Miller, in charge of the United States weather bureau at the University of Wisconsin, who received orders from the weather department last year that it is impossible, by means of one flag, to predict the weather for 24 hours, and that using one flag, the weather department, not to mention college students.
The University of Southern California offers a course in technical training for the photographic industry. The course includes both artistic and scientific courses.
The University of Minnesota Minnesota Daily says that freshman Jake Sullivan, a member of the Green Hat" run on Broadway and consume their honors a mark of distinction.
Cigarette smoking by women students at Ohio Western University is prohibited from the university, President J. W. Hoffmann has announced. The university also has a ban on student smoking. The woman of the university are permitted to dine if they will file a complaint with the parents with the dean of women.
ambitious freshman but was revived within 10 minutes.
The sophomores of Beloit College, Beloit, Wis., won the annual class fight from the freshman. The sophomores created a 25-foot pole and nailed their red flag near its top before taking it down during the 25-minute ablution for the battle. A sophomore was knocked out by an
University of Minnesota football games this year so that they form a barrier for apportionment centers in marion and gold fields. Students will play at the university's various opposing teams, between halves of the games.
At the University of Idaho private cars have been tabooed except in the case of rain. No smoking is permitted in group houses and photographed before it is closed in the evening nor after. Fail check on the evening.
The women of Clarenton College, Clarenton, Calif., have been most involved in organizing the originated for the purpose of making the women feel that they play an intimate part in the athletic life of the game. They bring blue and white pumps at the game.
Freshmen in green caps will be sent in the rooter section at the
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DAD'S DAY
VARSITY DANCE
November 15
at Robinson Gymnasium
K. U. Serenaders
Tommy Johnston's
11 pieces—will play
9:00 p.m.
Refreshmeats
Admission $1.00
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