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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1927
TEE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
University Daily Kansar
Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas
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Editor-In-Chief
Robin Mansell
Gregory Sauer
Paul Pierer
News Editor
Dana Murray
Night Editor
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Jonathan Crawford
Poinn Tale Editor
Gortzseck Sorensen
Sports Editor
Richard Hankins
Jason Greenfield
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Biodiversity Unit
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Michael Gorsuch
Colin Candland
William Griffith
William Griffith
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Perry Humans
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Entered, as secondclass mail master. September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1897.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7,1927
THE VICTORY THAT IS PAST
Yes, Saturday will be a gala day on the Hill. There will be music and cheering and games. For a moment we will praise to do honor to 128 graduates of the University who gave their lives in the World War . But it will be for a moment only. At 11 the students and visitors will gather for the dedication of the Memorial Union building which is now nearing completion. There will be a few solenium minutes; then the cheering will start anew.
We on the Hill are not unminimilable, however, of the purpose to which both the Union building and the stadium are to be dedicated. Though we will talk more of the possibilities of victory on the gridiron than of the victory that is past, we will still carry in our hearts a reverence of the things for which those 128 died. The very buildings themselves attest that. So as we go to the game, and cheer, and as the bands play and the crowds chatter, there will be a deeper meaning hidden under the surface frivolities.
KANSAS VS. WISCONSIN
The home season commences tomorrow. The time is 2:00 p. m. The place is Memorial stadium. The contestants are the teams representing the University of Kansas and the University of Wisconsin. Freshmen, after a day of paddling, will remember to wear the prescribed cap with the byprescribed ribbon. The K Club, Sachem, the Ku Jay, the James, "Mac's" hand, and the greater part of the students on Mount Oread as well as 500 rosters from Madison and thousands of alumni and football lovers will be on hand. Tomorrow is the real start of the activity season.
If the Jayhawk eleven get away to a good start with the Big Ten winners tomorrow, the outlook will point favorably to a successful home season. Coach Cappon's men have shown their ability to fight in the mud battle at Grinnell. A "Des Moines Register" sport writer, remarking on the game, said that a team that could score 10 points against any collegio eleven under those conditions was to be commended highly.
The game tomorrow has other features that mark it as outstanding this year. It will complete the first home and home series between a Missouri Valley member and a Big Ten school. It is the first game to be played in a completed Memorial stadium. It is the feature of Completion day that is holding the spotlight of popular interest.
Seven years ago, Memorial stadium was dedicated by a Kansas victory over Missouri. May Wisconsin be the victim tomorrow.
ARE THE LAWS PUTTING ONE OVER?
At a recent convolution of the School of Engineering, one of the speakers made a statement that the Engineers were the "bume" of the campus, or were so considered. It is understood that an effort is to be made to overcome this campus "preindice."
Interrogation among students of the College has not shown such a preu-
dies to exist. Only among a few of the women was any encouragement given to such a supposition, and these women stated that it was dore largely to the type of dress affected by the Engineers.
Two other groups agreed with the speaker. One of these were the Engineers. The others, needless to say, were the Laws. However, any one acquainted with Hill tradition accepts such statements from a Law student with a grain of salt.
Evidently the Engineers have failed to take this precaution. If so, the Laws have "put one over" and the gentlemen, with the wide brimmed hats and corduroy breeches have developed inferiority complexes.
It is estimated that the total distance traveled by all home-run balls bit by both Ruth and Gherig could be spanned 137½ times by placing end to end, in approved statistical fashion, all the linetype skins used to print the "personal" narratives of baseball players during the world's series.
FOR SCIENCE TO CONQUER
FOR SCIENCE TO CONQUER
In this age of performing the heteofore impossible, such as flying across the Atlantic and similar difficult feats, it is interesting to think a moment on the numerous things left for science to conquer.
As yet, no one has found a satisfactory method to can heat; that is, to store up some of the excess heat of the summer month and use it during January and the other cold months.
We still use guidelines for automobiles because no one has discovered a satisfactory substitute. In the field of medicine, doctors have yet to discover a sure cure for cancer and tuberculosis. The smoke nuisance is one of the many evils of the manufacturing city for which no one can find a remedy.
We could name things indefinitely. We still have never found a cigarette lighter that will work every time. A noise-creating instrument in a golf ball would have many balls from becoming lost. And flies—how about a method of ridding us of them?
The scientists are waiting for more help along these lines. We are not giving a generation too late. Millions if improvements are yet to be performed. The world is still in swaddling clothes.
KELVINATED
Something has cooked them down.
A few feeble cheers—and the timid tapping of a cune here and there—are all that is left of the vociferous Lawz; no more diges, no more wedding marches, no more fast cracks, no more songs. The front steps of Green hall
All old members of the Women's Glee Club are required to meet Monday, Oct. 10, at 4:30 p.m., in room 16 central Administration building for re-entry into the Club.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. IX
Friday, October 7, 1927
No. 21
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have become the meeting place of a generation of little Lord Famulferos who gave on the passing students with gentle and benign countenance.
WOMEN'S GLEE CLUB:
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The days when trimid women fell up the stairs in sheer stiff-knee terror, and when the most self-assured ones passed with downtone eyes and kneeling shins, in past. It is no longer necessary to appear engrossed in a note book or a conversation or to cross the street at the flower bed in order to get to class with noreml unearthed. The deadly battery of eyes has degenerated into simple and indigenous stares, and the atmosphere is as friendly as the heart of a Y, M, C, A, camagner.
It is difficult to hark back to the days when the presence of the Prince of Wales on the bottom step wouldn't have been sufficient to turn feminine eyes from the path straight ahead. The reign of terror is past. The old idioms are gone and the cubs have not learned to growl.
The Wichita Beacon suggests the name "Kimber" for the new conference to be formed by the six schools which withdrew from the Missouri Valley Conference. The name is derived from the initials of the six schools: Kansas, Iowa, Missouri, Oklahoma, Nebraska, and the Argentees.
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WHEN YOU GO TO THE GAME
If they came from
--they are smart.
Plain Tales From the Hill
Bullenc's
Everything but the furniture
Store closed for the game on Saturday from one 'til five.
Professor Gardner, a Harvard man insists to his Fundamentals class that the people needing exercise should get out and bwo wheat.
you know they are smart.
Ferbaps Professor Gardner has the wheat hoe bidden away with the left-handed wrench mache.
"Baker, send me some bread!" And Baker, the freshman pledge, dizzily! "Baker, send me some bread!" And Baker, the freshman pledge, dizzily! "Say you," and a student in Anpcopy "you interrupted my train of thought."
"That's all right. It was nearly the end of the train anyway."
Professor Blackmar was calling the roll the other day. After he had called one young lady's name several times, she returned up with "Well, she been coming."
Whereupon the professor replied,
"Yes, I know it, but what I want to
know is why she doesn't keep it up?"
cation department was "No muscle left untouched."
a freshman was heard to remark that the slogan of the physical edu-
Curve Glenn, B. S.; 722, is engaged in the real estate business in Los Angeles.
Reginald Denny in "Out All Night"
Tonight - Saturday
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Shows 3-7-9
Mat. 10-10 Eve. 10-50
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Tonight - Saturday
Laura La Plante in "Silk Stockings"
"EUROPE, AS I SAW IT"
A talk by Mrs. E. B. Smith at Unity Forum, 12th and Vermont St.
Sunday at 10 n. m.
Discussion:
"The Origin of Evil"
Sermon at 11 n. m.
Meal Time
is a pleasant break in the monotony of the day's work when you eat with us.
We make a special effort to please you on Saturdays and Sundays.
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The House of Design
1033 Mass. Phone 21
We invite you to the opening of our new
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Saturday, October 8th
See our Display Leave your Christmas Orders
Everything from Novelties to Furniture
MRS. W. R. MARTIN MISS ESTHER FANNEN
It's a WOW!
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That's exactly the phrase, too, that men from the campus are using when they see it.
Somehow or other Society Brand has succeeded in actually putting college into a suit of clothes. It's a thing all clothes makers have tried but it took Society Brand to hit the mark. They've done it—absolutely. You've never seen such a suit! In new college fabrics—
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Other Good Suits at $23.50 and up Topcoats $19.50 to $45
This Store Will Be Closed Saturday Afternoon During the Game
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